View Full Version : RPA RANDOMNESSS! (this can get weird so beware.)
02-03-2011, 05:29 PM
I like pies!
*hides and waits for someone to walk in through the door so they can get pied*
02-03-2011, 05:31 PM
02-03-2011, 05:32 PM
02-03-2011, 05:34 PM
*hastily holds up a defending hand*
*the pie stops dead in the air*
02-03-2011, 05:35 PM
*more pies folloow*
*hides behind a couch*
02-03-2011, 05:37 PM
*stands before an inconvenient wall of pies hanging in the air*
"Arara, whatever shall I do now?"
"I'm coming for you~♫ Fufufu..."
02-03-2011, 05:38 PM
*turns into a fox and hides in a small crack*
02-03-2011, 05:41 PM
"Hm, slippery little one, aren't you? Perhaps you'd like company, then?"
"removes a slug from a pocket and puts it on the floor. And another. And another. All begin slithering toward the crack as they are joined by more.*
"Don't be shy now, they're very affectionate~"
02-03-2011, 05:42 PM
*moves out of the corner and squishes the slugs*
Squish squish squish XD
02-03-2011, 05:44 PM
"Hmph. Well, you've done it now."
*the squished slugs coalesce into a single, large, angry, growing red slug that quickly fills the room*
"Have you anything to say for yourself?"
02-03-2011, 05:45 PM
*grows larger and squishes the slug along with burning it*
then goes to nom on some pie
02-03-2011, 05:46 PM
02-03-2011, 05:49 PM
*runs around in circles chasing her own tail*
02-03-2011, 05:54 PM
"Hmph. Savour your victory. It will soon be chased by tart and bitter defeat."
02-03-2011, 05:55 PM
*noms on own tail*
02-05-2011, 04:19 PM
*cleans a kiseru idly*
"I suppose that has a pacifying quality to it," she said of the fox's tail-nomming.
02-05-2011, 04:36 PM
*peeks head in door, to see if it's safe*
What the crap was that?
02-05-2011, 04:52 PM
"What was what?" she asked innocently, not looking up from her kiseru.
02-05-2011, 04:57 PM
The freaking giant slug. And why is there a fox chewing it's own tail...?
02-05-2011, 05:03 PM
"Oh, is that all," she replied with a shrug, glancing up from her cleaning but then returning to it with ponderous intention.
02-05-2011, 05:12 PM
*looked around one more time before entering room*
Aw, the fox is rather cute
02-05-2011, 05:16 PM
"If you say so, darling," she said vacantly, admiring her kiseru before chancing a nibble on its tip. "Does it suit me?" she asked, offering a pose.
02-05-2011, 05:38 PM
Eh... Sure? I'm not too good with this kind of stuff...
02-05-2011, 05:42 PM
She pouted slightly, tucking the skinny one-hitter away. She bent forward, resting her elbows on her crossed legs, and her chin upon the heels of her hands. "Hm. Well, perhaps that image doesn't suit me best, after all." She stared off into space, brow knitted in contemplation.
02-05-2011, 05:44 PM
Eh... OkaAay, then...
*backs away slowly*
02-05-2011, 05:45 PM
OO! new person! *runs and glomps otaku*
02-05-2011, 05:47 PM
She watched the two tangle impassively. "Don't worry, darling, she doesn't carry any parasites, nor communicable diseases."
That I am aware of, she added mentally.
02-05-2011, 05:48 PM
*changes back into human form*
Hey! I keep my self clean *pouts*
02-05-2011, 05:52 PM
"Hm? I thought I was paying you a compliment, dear," she replied abashedly.
02-05-2011, 05:53 PM
Oh you werer? okies ^_^ thanks ^-^
02-05-2011, 06:05 PM
"Thank you, but I fear I must decline," she replied. "Self control, you know."
And then her thoughts drifted to parfaits and trifles.
02-05-2011, 06:06 PM
02-05-2011, 07:05 PM
Oh! Oh! I am! Screw self-control and gimme some chocolate!
*jumps up and down*
02-05-2011, 07:07 PM
XD *gives otaku some chocolate*
So how are you?
02-05-2011, 07:08 PM
Nibbling on the chocolate, I look around. "Eh... Bored... I'm kind of sad I missed the giant slug.
02-05-2011, 07:13 PM
02-05-2011, 07:14 PM
*walks in holding the holy hand grenade of Antioch* I got reports of giant slugs.
02-05-2011, 07:15 PM
O_O WATCH OUT FOR THE RABIT!
*ducks and hides draggin otaku with her.*
02-05-2011, 07:18 PM
Brother Maynart: ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
King Arthur: 1, 2, 5!
Sir Galahad: Three sir three!
King Arthur 3! *Throws holy hand grenade of antioch.*
02-05-2011, 07:18 PM
02-05-2011, 07:20 PM
All is good as long as the black beast of AGGGGHHHHH does not come.
02-05-2011, 07:21 PM
*the black beast attacks me*
02-05-2011, 07:22 PM
Back fiend Back!*warrior*
02-05-2011, 07:23 PM
"Is the bunny dead?! That thing is HORRIIIID!" Runs from the beast. "I'm not meant for fights!"
02-05-2011, 07:27 PM
02-05-2011, 07:29 PM
"I is sowwies, Deutsu!"
02-05-2011, 07:30 PM
NOOOOOOOOO!!! Bastard dinosaur ddragon thing. *Opens cell phone and calls Kaiosuke* Yeah. Yeah. Yeah it killed her. He hung up? *closes phone* Hmmm. *Portal opens Kaiosuke steps out of portal, kills Black Beast of AGGGHHHHH, revives Deutsu.* What have i told you about dying?
02-05-2011, 07:32 PM
What? i wasnt dead, just in pain and i said bleh XD
02-05-2011, 07:35 PM
*Kaiosuke blinks rapidly* Oh.... :blush: Never mind. *goes back into portal*
*King Arthur stands there for a bit then laughs* I thought you were ded. (Yes I spelled it wrong for a reason.)
02-05-2011, 07:36 PM
:blush: nope im not ^_^
02-05-2011, 07:39 PM
I think I might have my name changed back to Lelouch since so many people still call me Lulu.
02-05-2011, 07:40 PM
Yeah its waht im used to and lulu is a much cuter name XD
02-05-2011, 07:42 PM
Um... Uh... Is it hot in here?
02-05-2011, 07:43 PM
Lol, I'm confused. But happy you aren't dead!
02-05-2011, 07:44 PM
XD lol otaku
no its not warm in here lulu its just you ^_^
02-05-2011, 07:46 PM
Lu... Lu...? But isn't your name King Arthur...?
02-05-2011, 08:01 PM
Well i guess I'm hot lol. My name was originally Lelouch vi Britannia
02-05-2011, 08:04 PM
Talk about a mouth full! XD
Lol, so you got stuck with the nickname Lulu.
02-05-2011, 08:15 PM
Actually Lelouch vi Britannia is from an anime called Code Geas and the girl who loved him had originally began calling him Lulu and so the nickname stuck.
02-05-2011, 08:15 PM
02-05-2011, 08:20 PM
Lol, poor anime character.
02-05-2011, 08:21 PM
Actually he eventually takes over the world so no poor anime character.
02-05-2011, 08:30 PM
02-05-2011, 09:33 PM
"I do confess that you are far more a 'Lulu' than an 'Arthur', Lulu," she said, returning from her fugue of trifles and parfaits.
"Leaving the subject of identity for a moment... Do you all wonder if we are perhaps not using this place in its intended capacity?" She motioned about her, as if indicating not only the immediate vicinity, but everywhere.
02-05-2011, 09:47 PM
Ehh... What? *looks around again*
02-05-2011, 09:50 PM
"As I said. We could be doing ever-so much more. Rather now we are simply using this as a proxy chat. I suppose I should not complain, but there could be other things, other thread of conversation if you will, that we could achieve if only the notion would catch on." She pondered for a moment. "But I suppose that having said that, another pie should dare to strike me."
02-05-2011, 11:52 PM
* a pie comes out of nowhere and hits sneaky right in the face*
02-05-2011, 11:57 PM
Saying nothing for a beat, she said, pie still adhering to her face with its pie-iness, "As I had said."
02-06-2011, 12:19 AM
02-06-2011, 12:26 AM
Sampling the pie, she makes a quizzical face beneath it. "Tell me, darling," she said with uncertainty, "what flavour is this pie?"
02-06-2011, 12:31 AM
Cherry pie ^_^
02-06-2011, 12:33 AM
The sound of smacking lips. "As I thought. All things considered, this is actually quite delicious. I compliment you." The sound of chewing. "A rather large napkin would be appreciated."
02-06-2011, 12:36 AM
* a large napkin appears out of nowhere and floats down upon your face*
02-06-2011, 12:38 AM
"I cannot see, but I will imagine that you had done something warranting my gratitude." She continued eating the pie, crust-first pressed into her face, unmoving, probably dripping and soiling her clothes.
02-06-2011, 12:44 AM
*places a bowl undernaeath on her lap so it doesn't soil her clothes more*
02-06-2011, 12:46 AM
"I have a feeling that somewhere else, a kitsune riding atop a phoenix has retreated from danger, only to face it again in the near future." Nom nom. "Just a feeling."
02-06-2011, 12:47 AM
Lol most likey she will bring danger along with her XD
02-06-2011, 12:51 AM
"A lot of men seemed to flock to her rescue." She vacantly broke off a crescent of crust and nibbled upon it. "Are fox ears and a tail all it really takes?"
02-06-2011, 12:51 AM
02-06-2011, 12:53 AM
Nibbles more crust.
02-06-2011, 12:53 AM
*looks around still blushing*
02-06-2011, 02:09 AM
"You there! Surrender your pie to me." A disembodied voice demanded.
02-06-2011, 02:16 AM
Oh! Oh! I want a piieee!
02-06-2011, 02:52 AM
No sneaky it takes a fantastic personality too. Although the tail and ears are an attractive feature if kept clean and well groomed. XD
02-06-2011, 02:54 AM
With a sudden puff of smoke, a shadowy clad figure stands before them. "Pie. Here. Now." The figure demands.
02-06-2011, 02:57 AM
*turns to new person* Do you have any pie?
02-06-2011, 03:08 AM
"I have no pie. I request a blueberry pie."
02-06-2011, 03:15 AM
Eww, never mind. I dun like blueberry pie... *turns away* Does anyone have a chocolate pie?!
02-06-2011, 04:08 AM
"What the fu-" began a male voice before the sound of a Shoop Da Whoop is heard. There is then maniacal laughter as I appear...
02-06-2011, 04:13 AM
Uwah... *turns to the newer new person* Do you have a chocolate pie?
02-06-2011, 04:52 AM
"Fools! I have poisoned the pies." Cue manic laughter.
02-06-2011, 05:08 AM
Uwah... Never mind. Suddenly I don't want any pies... *mutters while looking nervous, but suddenly gets excited again* Do any of you have chocolate?
02-06-2011, 05:11 AM
Haha he thought.... my ruse has worked. More pies for me.
02-06-2011, 09:12 AM
*after sitting on the rafters of the roof and watching I decide to join in, I jump onto the floor beside Lissy/Deutsu, my kitsune friend/soul sister, my hand on the hilt of my longsword, wich is strapped across my back* Who is poisoning my friends pies? *stands up, my fox tail, which is in insanely immaculate condition, swishes from left to right, and my fox ears twitch slightly* Speak! Now! *is dressed as a knight*
02-06-2011, 02:11 PM
Am I the only one without a weapon here?! *pouts* But that guy's poisoned them. *points at Jason*
02-06-2011, 02:14 PM
"It's a ruse, darling," she said, having not removed the pie still clinging tenaciously to her face. "Why, I have been sampling this delightful cherry pie for the last several minutes, and I have not--"
And suddenly she was upon the floor, pie and bowl upended next to her.
02-06-2011, 02:17 PM
Uweh... *pokes face* Is she dead?
02-06-2011, 02:31 PM
*calls Kaiosuke* Yeah, yeah, sneaky this time, poisoned pie. yeah. ok.*hangs up*
*Kaiosuke comes out of portal followed by Lelouch (all my alter egos)*
Lelouch: *kneels next to Sneaky* I order you live. :lelouch:
Kaiosuke: Fox, what a very well groomed tail you have. Not nearly as good as Lissy's though.
02-06-2011, 02:32 PM
"Must I?" she muttered.
02-06-2011, 02:34 PM
*stares and watches in fascination*
02-06-2011, 02:37 PM
Lelouch: Well yes that is how my geass works.
02-06-2011, 02:39 PM
"If I must, I suppose." She sits up, dripping of pie. "I am alive. Goodie."
02-06-2011, 02:43 PM
Lelouch: Reminds me of C.C. and her emotionless expressions.
02-06-2011, 02:44 PM
"Does resurrection come with a craving for pizza?" She licks the pie from her fingers and searches for that napkin from earlier.
02-06-2011, 02:45 PM
King Arthur: *pulls out a pizza* Here you go. *smacks it into her face adding to the cherry pie.*
02-06-2011, 02:47 PM
"...It burns. It is greasy and it burns." She sniffs. "There isn't any sausage on this, is there?"
02-06-2011, 02:50 PM
King Arthur: Hmmmmm.... I don't know.
02-06-2011, 02:58 PM
She peeled the pizza off her face and daintily removed a slice, biting the tip. "I confess not, " she said after chewing and swallowing. "A pity."
02-08-2011, 12:28 PM
I want pizza! *steals a slice from sneakys face*
02-08-2011, 10:49 PM
Is there any chance I can get a non-faced pizza?
Alliance of lefties! *gives pizza to otaku*
02-09-2011, 02:14 AM
Woo! Oh yeah! *high fives MindlessInvalid* 'Cuz us lecture are awesome like that! *takes a bite of pizza, then quickly devours it*
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