Ask House!

[Housemaster]

Host: Dude! Who is that jerk?

Children: HOUSEMASTER! YAY!!!!!!!

*cue theme cheery theme music*

You ask me questions, I give snarky lies peppered with half truths and boastful info to make myself appear better then I actually am!

PREPARE THE SARCASM!-goodz-

[Aesa]

How does this thread work?

[Housemaster]

This thread works like so:

- Non-Housemaster Member of RPA asks Housemaster Member of RPA question
- Silliness ensues
- Possible music video
- Receive answer and possible disappointment

That's just one possibility that may happen... my... the possibilities are ENDLESS!!!!!!!

*technically they aren't endless... just really really high!

[Aesa]

Am I the best convincer in the world or what?

[Housemaster]

You certainly are one of the best convincers that ever convinced some convincing!

But quite frankly, I still need some convincing for you to be so convincing as to convince me you've convinced me to be the best convincer in the world.

>:3

[Aesa]

...I expected nothing less! :)

What do you do on your free time?

[Kris]

How do you come up with all that random jokes and funny stuff? can you teach me?!

[Housemaster]

In my free time, I browse the webs (including RPA)
Write and draw (drawing is new to me, but fun!)
Music things
And overall shenanigans in the frozen wastes of Canada

And as to how I come up with random jokes and humorous fables, I eat a lot of turnips and noodles!

[Kris]

GAH!!!! That's exactly what I do!!!

I failed to reach your level of epicness *sob*

so................... plans for friday?

[Housemaster]

Plans? PLANS!?!?

I'm probably going to see Cowboys and Aliens, then frolic around the downtown area

[Kris]

*Nods*

Gotta admit sounds cool =D




When did you find out you are good at maps?

[Housemaster]

I found out I was good at maps around the same time I found out I was good at drawing ponies!

[Aesa]

Why does your avatar keep staring at me?

[Housemaster]

Because you're hiding something!

[Aesa]

NO I'M NOT WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT --SQUIRREL!

What's your favorite music genre/band/singer?

[The Shadow]

Where are you keeping the weighted companion cubes?

[Housemaster]

Favorite band/gendre/music?

I kinda like everything! A song has to make an effort to be bad in order for me to not enjoy it... Like nearly anything "Pitbull" does, and Rebecca Black's songwriters...

I also keep the weighted companion cubes in the same room where all the portal references are kept. Its a large room I grant you, you'll find them in the back near all the cake

[Kris]

I want a cake!

[The Shadow]

Kris, the cake is a lie.

[Housemaster]

The cake was never a lie... It simply wasn't yours!

om nom

[Kris]

So you ate the cake?!

[Mysteria]

what's your favorite genre to role play?

[Housemaster]

Yus! I ate the cake! It was delicious lemon chocolate cake... Wrapped in bacon...

As for the gendre of RP I enjoy, I do enjoy RPs that allow me to be comical, and also I enjoy a good ol High Fantasy style RP C:

[Kris]

*House gets credit points of awesome for this*

So, what do you enjoy doing most?

[Housemaster]

Enjoy doing most?

Hmmm.... Probably making people laugh. That, and fighting crime!

[Kris]

Fighting crime? oh?

[Housemaster]

I'm not the hero Gotham deserves.... But the hero Gotham needs. A watchful protector, a silent guardian.... A Dark Knight

*cue climactic music*

[Ace of Hearts™]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Housemaster]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/Leon_Strider/pinkiePie_squintStare.gif

[Kris]

So... you're into ponies now?

[Housemaster]

Ponies are boss. Nothing more manly then ponies!

[Kris]

so... manly men wear pink?

[Housemaster]

so... manly men wear pink?

Not just "manly men", but the manliest men!

[Kris]

What makes a man?

[Housemaster]

Ponies...

[Kris]

I see.

Will you revive the portal RP?

[Housemaster]

Probably not... it kinda require people to remain active and I find the RPs that succeed on this site are the ones who can continue the story regardless of inactivity. Portal RP is not one of those RPs :<

[Kris]

I see :/

and you do such awesome job on it too....

Maybe someday in the future?

[Housemaster]

I see :/

and you do such awesome job on it too....

Maybe someday in the future?


http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9195101.jpg

[Aesa]

Favorite actor/actress?

[Housemaster]

I generally enjoy a lot of different actresses and actors... although currently I admit I'm a big fan on Simon Pegg.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1nf0dMxKQ1qzq52eo1_400.jpg

Seriously! Look at his badass ride!

[Ace of Hearts™]

Have you seen Hot Fuzz?

[Kris]

Fav. music?

[Housemaster]

Have you seen Hot Fuzz?

Have you ever shot your gun up in the air and gone "aaagggghhhhhhh"?


Fav. music?

I like all kinds, but at the moment I'm going through an electro phase. I've been zoning out the top 40 of North America and replacing it with euro-electro amazingness! Oh, and Deadmau5 too!

[Kris]

woot.

Why "HouseMaster"?

[Housemaster]

I got the name "Housemaster" from an old random flash cartoon called Arfenhouse. The cartoon made no sense, was poorly drawn, no discernible plot or narrative and felt like it was made by people with severe ADHD.

In other words, it was perfect!

I used the name Housemaster in my first forum experience, "an I wuz tawkin lyke dis to confus evry1 abowt mii!"

Also, Housemaster tends to be an uncommon username, which helps me remain consistent everywhere I go. Also, I plan to use the alias if ever I find talent for making electro music... which probably isn't very soon because this was the only tune I made thus far as a joke...

1kVRCjzyCD8

[Kris]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Did you do that?! XD

[Housemaster]

Yup, it was for a song making contest. I didn't win, but I got the reaction I wanted >:3

[Princess C]

What is your opinions of .. hats?!:3

[Kris]

Yup, it was for a song making contest. I didn't win, but I got the reaction I wanted >:3

Do I want to know? XD

[Housemaster]

Hats? HATS!?

I am of the opinion that they do not belong on my head. For some reason, I'm not of the shapely nature that hats compliment. For that reason, I go hatless

@Kris: It involved many people laughing and crying while I did a wee dance C:

[Princess C]

Did you make your own siggy? :>

[Kris]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!


Do you get some ideas from the show "House" ?

[Princess C]

Unicorns?

[Housemaster]

Did you make your own siggy? :>

Myesh I did!


I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!


Do you get some ideas from the show "House" ?

I enjoy the show House, but I don't exactly gain any ideas from it ;hysteria;


Unicorns?

-shock-

Madness!

[Kris]

Do you think you'll win "Strangest First Impression" for 2011 too? XD

[Housemaster]

Well I got nominated, so I have a chance! It's not to say I don't have "normal" first impressions C:

I was wondering if The Mask would be nominated for funniest character, but I think he's been too inactive to fix that

[Princess C]

Name one word you would use to describe yourself using the third letter of your last name?

[Housemaster]

Sensational

[Kris]

How is it like to spend a whole day with "Housemaster" ?

[Housemaster]

Terrifying

[Kris]

If you were a woman, what type of woman would you be?

[Housemaster]

http://www.daemonsmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bridesmaids-movie-photo-32.jpg

[Kris]

I didn't get it?

[Housemaster]

Watch "Bridesmaids" and you'll understand >:3

[Kris]

oh, okay... XD

If you could choose a place to be born in, where would it be?

[Housemaster]

A bouncy castle!

[Kris]

What does it take to get quoted into your sig?

[Housemaster]

Send a visitor's message with whichever quote you want quoted!

[Kris]

Epic, I'll keep that in mind.

Fav. Book?

[Housemaster]

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Bar none, fantastically silly literature!

[Kris]

Do you think you might end up one day making a vid analysis about a stupid thing just to give them some kind of meaning:

I mean I watched this thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhiRRJ1vOk&feature=fvsr

He totally makes fun of the song "friday" but his wit on that kinda remind me of something you may come up with.

My question is, am I right to say that you may end up making up something like that?

[Lord Tully]

Why are you so much more awesome then I am? If I kill you does that mean I can steal your awesome for myself?

[Housemaster]

Do you think you might end up one day making a vid analysis about a stupid thing just to give them some kind of meaning:

I mean I watched this thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqhiRRJ1vOk&feature=fvsr

He totally makes fun of the song "friday" but his wit on that kinda remind me of something you may come up with.

My question is, am I right to say that you may end up making up something like that?

While I'm not exactly planning on making any videos like that, it wouldn't surprise my future self if someday in my obscure boredom I take a song and root out it's true meaning (aka: make a meaning appear out of no where).

I did something similar to this in a class project in grade 6. I took commercials and unrooted deeper meanings. My conclusion was always that it was subliminal communist propaganda.


Why are you so much more awesome then I am? If I kill you does that mean I can steal your awesome for myself?

It doesn't quite work like that. When I die, you gain experience points and some status points to score to your skills. You also gain the ability to learn "taunt" which can irritate any and every living being known to man.

[Kris]

It doesn't quite work like that. When I die, you gain experience points and some status points to score to your skills. You also gain the ability to learn "taunt" which can irritate any and every living being known to man.

Are there more skills you possess? XD

[Housemaster]

Yes, I also can perform the fabled "boast" move which greatly effects my "charm" and "ego" stats. Another ability I have is "DISTRACTION" which gives me the uncanny ability to talk myself out of any given situation. I had to defeat Donald Trump to gain both of these abilities... his hair is his weakness...

[Kris]

Too bad I can't rep ya XD

How was your vacation?

[Housemaster]

My vacation was good! Went golfing, fishing, kayaking, read some book, saw a squirrel, scared a duck, scrapped bugs off my windshield, woke people up with bagpipes, had a boss fight with bedsheets with laundry, looted some potions, gained a level, fought a hoard of zebras, bought a helicopter-fishing-rod, memorized the dictionary, created a TV game-show, got fired from TV game-show, got arrested, escaped to Russia, fought a bear, stole a rocket, flew to Saturn, had a rad techno rave, woke up in Sweden, drove back to Canada, logged on to RPA...

So in other words.. pretty typical weekend.

[Ace of Hearts™]

Long or short bow?

[Housemaster]

Longbow! when I hit my target, I want my "HA!" to have an echo...

[Ace of Hearts™]

Elves, Dwarves or Humans?

[Housemaster]

Dwarves... they're loud, boisterous and oftentimes rude and unsanitary. In other words, they're fantastic!

[Ace of Hearts™]

WHAT WOULD YOUR DWARVEN NAME BE, MY BROTHER?

[Housemaster]

It would be "HURSMATOR", it means "elegant" and "intelligent" in ancient tongue*

*actually means drunk farts warts**

**actually has no meaning***

***this statement really needs no comment, it's pretty true...

[Ace of Hearts™]

HAHA, WE SHALL DRINK TO IT!

PREFERRED MEAD?

[Housemaster]

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GIMMIE SOME GOOD OL' SACK MEAD!

[Aesa]

What's the most valuable thing you've ever lost?

[Housemaster]

Probably the use of my spine...

Don't worry! I found it again! C:

[Ace of Hearts™]

What's the item of least worth that you never seem to lose?

[Housemaster]

That'd probably be my water bottle... my bag has an affinity for holding water bottles, then throwing them out when I'm not looking.

But I live in Canada. We're like the Middle East of Water...

[Ace of Hearts™]

Ever been lost yourself?

[Housemaster]

Yes... many, many, many times...

Even got lost in Cuba once... that was a time! Found a jazz club, had my first rum and coke... then asked a police officer where all the white canadians were and he pointed me in the right direction!

[Ace of Hearts™]

Was it the White Canadian Embassy?

[Housemaster]

Nope, it was a hotel where all the drunk white teenagers were causing trouble for people trying to sleep.

Edit: And one black teenager who played drums... and drank waaaaaaaay too much redbull

[Aesa]

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

[Housemaster]

Both C:

[Kris]

What will win, love or ego?

[Aesa]

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

[Housemaster]

What will win, love or ego?

For me... probably ego. I love my ego! C:


What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Educate the animal though an "Endangered Animal Scholarship Fund" program and teach it how to be environmentally responsible in today's society. I'll then pick the plant and add it to my exotic garden salad!

[Ace of Hearts™]

What's in your exotic garden salad?

[Housemaster]

EVERYTHING...

[Kris]

Worst movie ever?

[Merry Gentry]

and... your favorite dream type job? theme song or other advertising slogan?

[Aesa]

What if you stood on the very center of the north pole and dropped a 'lightsaber' or something that would just drop right through cutting through everything. Would it come out of the ground on the other side of the world? Just poping up from the ground?

[Housemaster]

Worst movie ever?

Probably anything Twilight...


and... your favorite dream type job? theme song or other advertising slogan?

Anything Space related, and this video contains its theme song!

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[Housemaster]

What if you stood on the very center of the north pole and dropped a 'lightsaber' or something that would just drop right through cutting through everything. Would it come out of the ground on the other side of the world? Just poping up from the ground?

That is silly due to

A- Gravity pulls things to the center, not through the entire mass

B- I'd never drop a Lightsaber....

[Ace of Hearts™]

What color would your lightsaber be?

[Aesa]

Which Holiday pretend character do you wish really existed?

[Housemaster]

What color would your lightsaber be?

RAINBOW


Which Holiday pretend character do you wish really existed?

Leprechauns... I'd steal their gold and buy saint paddy's day pints

[Aesa]

If the world comes to an end…how do you think it will go?

[Housemaster]

If the world comes to an end…how do you think it will go?

The world will end with the sun going supernova...

If you meant when humanity would end, then I see a few different scenarios

#1: We kill ourselves

#2: Nature kills us (viruses, disasters, etc)

#3: We evolve further away from what's considered "human"

#4: Rebecca Black releases an album

[Kris]

#4: Rebecca Black releases an album

Can't. Stop. Laughing.


Who is your idol?

[Merry Gentry]

finish this joke?
a cat, a dog, and a parrot get on a plan headed for England ............

[Housemaster]

Can't. Stop. Laughing.


Who is your idol?

http://www.sarahfobes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/carl-sagan.jpg

This guy^^


finish this joke?
a cat, a dog, and a parrot get on a plan headed for England ............

while they got on their plan, they decided that it was not a very good plan. They ditched the plan to go to england and decided to form a band instead. They called their band "Nipple Cannons" and sang rude songs to children across the world. The Parrot was naturally the lead singer, and by consequence became more popular then his bandmates of the mammal'd verity. The cat then took up cocaine as a coping mechanism while the dog was perfectly content in drumming for doggie treats.

When their album went multi-platnum, they became too big a threat to the already popular "BonBon" band that featured a choir of five thousand seagulls and the rapping boar that called himself "Piggie Smalls" or "Notorious P.I.G" with his first album Ready to Fry gaining critical applauds. Both Piggie and the BonBon Band hatched a plan to fix all of this.

When Nipple Cannons went on tour in Asia, Piggie Smalls called a few contacts to help with what was called "The Job". The Job was top secret, and it's intentions were unknown to no one but Piggie Smalls and The BonBon Band. When Nipple Cannon went on stage on it's concert at Hong Kong, they were suddenly swarmed by the five thousand seagull choir of the BonBon Band. Piggie Smalls also jumped on the stage with what looked like would be the battle of the century. Unexpectedly, they joined Nipple Cannons in an awesome compilation concert clusterfuck, and everyone went wild. Nipple Cannons went to make billions of dollars thanks to this gesture of classy kindness from their fellow musical artists.

They were invited to talk about their new friendship on Piers Morgan's new talk show. When Piers asked "Was it unexpected how, what would be your rival bands, joined to help you sell more records?"

In which the parrot replied, "No... what do you think we are, animals?"

*Ba boom tiss*

[Ace of Hearts™]

Food you like to eat?

[Housemaster]

Bacon, Chicken, Steak, Fish, Lamb...

Lets just say that my diet does not allow me to have pleasant bowel movements

[Merry Gentry]

You have the choice to live with a gorilla who knows sign language or a dog who sings lullabies, which do you choose?

[Housemaster]

(Nice little question spree you've got there Merry! C:)

Firstly, anything that's as powerful as a gorilla terrifies me. If I had a gorilla that knew sign language, it'd probably adopt my bad habits of my overly playful nature... and kill me by accident by playing a game called "throw the human ,lol"

Definately a Dog who sings lullabies. Dogs are insanely loyal, and if this one can sing lullabies then it's icing on the cake. I'd rather have a cake with icing then a cake made out of potentially lethal muscle.

[Merry Gentry]

-grin- you are sooooo much fun to chat w/ House!

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

[Housemaster]

I can't imagine... would they jolt him back to life in the chair? If the person dies before they turn on the chair, they'd probably be thankful for the savings in their electric bill. But then again... they do have that pointless "alcohol swab" before a lethal injection, you wouldn't want to get an infection now would you!

[Merry Gentry]

Exactly my point!
Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

[Housemaster]

Because woodpeckers are insane, self-punishing, fraudulent, masochistic perverted little birds that have no dignity.

... that, or I have absolutely no godly idea how. I get headaches listening to them... they must be factory built or something!

[Merry Gentry]

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

:brian: *birddance*

[Housemaster]

Singers tend to lose their accents when they sing, some don't depending on their genre (aka: Country music)

Some british singers are simply so british, their voices remain british regardless of their efforts to abandon it.


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Great song by the way... british, and great!

[Merry Gentry]

oh that was so very lovely... What is another word for "thesaurus"?

[Housemaster]

"A book"

[Merry Gentry]

Did you VOTE yet? (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=17599)

[Housemaster]

YES I DID!

I voted for #9, I'm a huge fan of old movie posters. Captures classic sci-fi perfectly!

[Ace of Hearts™]

YES I DID!

I voted for #9, I'm a huge fan of old movie posters. Captures classic sci-fi perfectly!

Same here man. I laughed so hard when I saw it.

Any favorite video games that isn't of the Portal franchise?

[Housemaster]

Arkham asylum. I was bound to like it since I am an enormous Batman fanboy who will throw money at any project that has "Batman" in the title. It only made me happier to find out it was actually a good game! Looking forward to the next installment!

[Merry Gentry]

What does it take to be an actual... FAN boy? hhmm? is there a criteria? list of things you MUST do? is this like a card carrying club or can anyone do it?

[Housemaster]

People who treat fanboy/girldom like a club that needs "criteria" are no fun. For me, being a fanboy means that I'll be overly excited about something, no matter how stupid it looks, as long as it has something to do with Batman. Basically any unwarranted praise!

Example:

Fanboy: "OMG ADVENT CHILDREN IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!"
Sane person: "Did you see it yet?"
Fanboy: "IT'S FINAL FANTASY VII I ALREADY KNOW IT WILL BE AWESOME!!!"
Sane person: "Did you play Final Fantasy VII?"
Fanboy: NOT YET! BUT CLOUD IN KINGDOM HEARTS IS SO COOL!!!"

[Merry Gentry]

O_o do fanboys/girls always YELL? in response to questions from sane people?

[Housemaster]

Of course!

[Aesa]

Dude, omg, that was the best explanation of fanboy/girldom I've ever read. Bravo.

What are some things you're a fanboy of (other than Batman)?

And oh! I have Arkham Asylum, and I thought it was pretty good too! Yay!

[Housemaster]

Probably celtic music... it can be irritating noise, but if it sounds remotely celtic, I'll like it even more then I probably should.

[Aesa]

Why do you enjoy MLP?

[Housemaster]

Because it's silly, entertaining, and watching it with a bunch of guys is probably the funniest thing I'll ever encounter. Bronies has to be my favourite internet subculture, and a breath of fresh air from the typical Youtube-style rage comments.

[Aesa]

Nice!

What thought or message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

[Housemaster]

What I'd put in a Fortune Cookie:

"I'm taking photographs of you right now"

Hooray for creepy!

[Aesa]

Favorite TV show?

[Housemaster]

At the moment, is has to be "Community"

Rarely does a show make me like every character in it. Even the characters we're supposed to "hate", I like how well they're done.

It also has one of the best bromances in television history. That being Troy and Abed


http://thumbnails.hulu.com/527/50016527/127802_512x288_generated.jpg

The only bromance I see that rivals theirs is JD and Turk from Scrubs.


http://i.imgur.com/vTWLP.png

[Ace of Hearts™]

If you were a vampire, what would you do?

[Housemaster]

Seduce underaged girls then write books about it to profit even more...

That, or party all night

[Ace of Hearts™]

Can dogs look up?

[Housemaster]

http://thedogshamanblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/dog-looking-up.jpg

[Merry Gentry]

omg, that pic is so cute!
is that your foot in the photo?

[Kris]

OMG! so cute!

What his/her name?!

[Housemaster]

omg, that pic is so cute!
is that your foot in the photo?

Nope, that is not my foot C:


OMG! so cute!

What his/her name?!

Her name is "Dog I googled to answer Ace's question". It's a mouthful, but she comes running to you like no one's business when you call it. In fact, you can call it now and she'll run straight to you! Do note that travelling far distances can take awhile... even for a dog! -byo-

[Aesa]

What do you think about this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7te1tfrg8o&feature=channel_video_title) video?

[Housemaster]

*watches video*


http://files.sharenator.com/n129753_I_dont_want_to_live_on_this_planet_anymore _i_lost_my_faith_today_in_people-s360x202-224167-580.jpg

[Aesa]

LOL. ~rofl~

But you gotta admit it was funny, right?

[Housemaster]

Yes, it is quite funny.

I enjoy reading poorly spelt comments which were written by 10 year old rage-hormone-dinosaur. If I were a dinosaur, I'd have to buy a special keyboard to accommodate for my tiny arms.

[Housemaster]

*waits for questions*

[Aesa]

What languages do you speak?

[Housemaster]

*squeee a question!*

I speak both English and French fluently (I need work on my french literature) and I dabble in German.

Once in grade 2, me and my friends attempted to fabricate our own language which mostly consisted of a bunch of obscene words little boys would find funny. Like "Penis"... and "Boobies"... So Penis would mean "Teacher you don't like" and boobies would mean "Awesome class you're looking forward to after lunch" or as we call it "Gym".

We weren't very inventive... if you can imagine a plethora of children yelling penis a boobies in a school playground then you have the general idea of our "language".

[Aesa]

....LMFAO.

Which language is more used/heard in Canada - English or French?

[Housemaster]

English. I wished it was more equal but alas people just don't want to learn two languages...

[Aesa]

Hahaha, true true. /speaks4languages

Would language do you generally like more? (If you just HAD to choose)

[Housemaster]

Hahaha, true true. /speaks4languages

Would language do you generally like more? (If you just HAD to choose)

That's not fair!

Both languages have a lot of pros and cons that make it unique. French is fantastic to use when you're angry and swear, and English is great for being sarcastic and comedy. If I had to choose one, i'd probably choose English by a hair...

[Bia]

What is some of your favorite English/French words and their meanings?

[Merry Gentry]

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

[Housemaster]

What is some of your favorite English/French words and their meanings?

For english, it'd have to be "Ruse". It's an incredibly pompous word, but it's funny enough for people to overlook that and trick them into thinking you're an incredibly interesting man (what a ruse!).

French... wow... um... all of them?

No seriously, if you say a french word with an excessive accent it sounds like you're describing something very delicious.

Voulez VOUS alle aux restaurant pour manger les escargot?

Saying that in over accented french is fun... try it!


Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

The science behind fortune cookie predictions is a tricky business. One needs to correctly measure the future one predicts. Myself, I use a spoon... the bent piece of metal spoony metal acts as the perfect dimensional bypass to peer into the future (this is why a lot of psychics have A LOT of spoons). Once you've seen the future, the next trick is to be as vague about it as possible.

It doesn't help anyone to give clear instructions and lists of events, it's much better to send people off into odd emotional quests like "Be all you can be" or "Friendships will test you" etc, etc...

Of course, all of this can be thwarted by the elusive "negate" cookie...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IiRCxyTdLtQ/TS3dPHeoWUI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/kN8qXoOJTNA/s1600/Ignore.jpg

[Merry Gentry]

http://www.oocities.org/sungeun2k1/chlaughing.gif

Housemaster... you, my friend are amazing. Thank you for sharing your vast wisdom with us all. Will you never stop doing that?

[Housemaster]

http://i.qkme.me/4lpr.jpg

[Merry Gentry]

Without looking, guess what time it is?

[Housemaster]

4:00 pm?

Errrrg... it was 3:12 pm!

I wonder if there's a certain food you can eat to help retune your internal clock. Mine is pretty reliable to wake me up, but throughout the day it remains useless as a screen door on a submarine.

[Kris]

What's your fav. food?

[Housemaster]

It seems like such a copout answer, but I have to say "Chicken" as my favourite food.

Seriously, it's so versatile in what I can have it with! Oh what's that? I have leftover chicken?!? What can I POSSIBLY do with it? Make soup? Put it on a pizza? Add it to salad? Throw it in a stir fry? Make a chicken pie? Chicken sandwich? Chicken and noodles? Chicken and potatoes? CHICKEN SMOOTHIE?

While I haven't tried the last option, I'm sure my taste buds will find some way to make it delicious.

And when in doubt...


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2tgtCA5J1qgg6ouo1_500.jpg
works every time... haters!

[Kris]

.......................


And second place fav. food?

[Kris]

.......................


And second place fav. food?

[Housemaster]

.......................


And second place fav. food?


http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk2tgtCA5J1qgg6ouo1_500.jpg

[Kris]

Suppose there was no bacon?

[Housemaster]

I'd have to say salmon!

The fish is delicious, I'm not sure why it's so delicious... did I mention it's delicious? You can add so many things to it, turn it into so many dishes..

Although I can't deny that when I eat plain salmon with no spices or special gunk, I feel like I'm tapping into my uncalled natural spirit!


http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/2/bear-eating-salmon_948.jpg
How Housemaster feels when eating salmon

[Merry Gentry]

So do you have a halloween costume for this year?

[Housemaster]

Myesh I do!

I'm going to a costume party tomorrow dressed as a pompous victorian snob. Pictures will come when they are ready, and hopefully a few more stories to accompany them.

As a neat little tid-bit, last year I actually dressed as Dr. House. Easiest costume ever, and everyone understood it too C:


http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1337/2831484lpceedb.png
It's never lupus...

[Merry Gentry]

awesome! :XD: it's never Lupus... are you sure?

[Housemaster]

Yes, I'm quite sure.

Funny story about Lupus actually... my friend had 3 cats, two of which were batshit insane. The older one was rather tame and a bit boring... didn't really do anything... which is why we named him Lupus...

Me: "Dude, one of your cats peed in the corner..."

Friend: "Ugggggh! Not again!! Goddammit!"

Me: "Was it Lupus?"

Friend: "IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!"

[Merry Gentry]

Have you watched all the episodes of House?

[Housemaster]

http://www.fybertech.com/4thread/v_95338284/1305526070497.jpg

I enjoyed the show for awhile... then it got repetitive. At least it wasn't cursed with an overused laugh-track like Big Bang Theory...

[Merry Gentry]

Yeah.. I've watched the first few season, and then lost it about season 3... and have picked it back up. This season so far is good.. the whole prison thing. How'd you think you did on your mid-terms?

[Housemaster]

I'm fairly sure I killed them! C: took the time I needed and learned the stuff I had to learn, etc, etc. Now I just have to wait for the marks, and hope that they're going reflect my attitude towards how I felt about completing them.

Now I can get back to what's important... like drawing ponies!

[Kris]

Now I can get back to what's important... like drawing ponies!

~Lycan~


And oddly enough. you really do look a bit like Dr. House 0_o


Anyway, next question, fav. activity?

[Housemaster]

Favourite activity? Hmmmm....

There's plenty of things I do like, and very few things I don't. Even still, there's tones of new things I want to try that I haven't done yet! To pick just one? EASY!

Making people laugh has to be my all time favourite activity. Even if it's at my own expense, no matter how embarrassing, if someone laughs it immediately makes everything worth it. It sounds enormously like a cheesy hallmark card you'd get from your estranged uncle, but it's what I like doing.

I also like odd "little" things... like warm towels and stroking my beard going "myyyeeeeeesh".

I also like peeling the plastic off new electronics.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50260_219107286418_4620363_n.jpg
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kosjz11DNU1qzkuaco1_400.jpg

[Aesa]

So.... I heard you saw dat Breaking Dawn...? XD

[Kris]

The winged guy in your sig supposed to be that FF6's bad guy? or they just oddly look alike?

anyway, awesome sig.

[Housemaster]

So.... I heard you saw dat Breaking Dawn...? XD


http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww88/4chaan/fuuu.jpg

Yes I did... and I'm pretty sure I was the only one who found it absurdly terrible, and mistakenly funny at times (ex: Jacob in love with the baby). I'd never suggest this movie to anyone or anything. I get that people like love stories.... but there are BETTER ONES WRITTEN OUT THERE!!!


The winged guy in your sig supposed to be that FF6's bad guy? or they just oddly look alike?

anyway, awesome sig.

Myesh, it's still ol' Kefka in my sig! He's the villain of Final Fantasy VI, and by far my favourite character in the series thus far. The later games always try to explain the madness behind their villains (which I respect if it were done correctly), but Kefka was simply an enormous dick who wanted to be God and kill everyone else for the lulz.


http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/thumb/0/04/DissidiaKefkaArtwork.png/200px-DissidiaKefkaArtwork.png

This is Kefka as his usual flamboyant clown-self.


http://www.hiveworkshop.com/forums/attachments/requests-341/34925d1218094355-request-kefka-final-battle-model-golbez-model-40-20-20kefka.gif

And this is Kefka when he actually becomes a God. The picture I used was from this artist (http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&section=&q=Kefka#/d1145b8) which I cropped and changed the colour a wee bit.

[Housemaster]

Wat?

[Ace of Hearts™]

I do believe he is a spammer, House.

DESTROY HIM. (report)

[Housemaster]

FATALITY!

[Kris]

You kinda make me want to play that game now...

I always tell myself that someday I'll play FF6...

I wonder when will be the day I'll get to do it...


anyway,

Name five top best bad guys that you like and why (they can be choosen from game/movie/T.V shows and so on).

[Housemaster]

You kinda make me want to play that game now...

I always tell myself that someday I'll play FF6...

I wonder when will be the day I'll get to do it...


anyway,

Name five top best bad guys that you like and why (they can be choosen from game/movie/T.V shows and so on).

Ooo, I like this question! There's always something about those well written villains that we can project our darker side onto.

Here's a list in no particular order.

#1 Kefka: For reasons already mentioned


http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/269276a9cd063901703596386f9f383d/http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s223/Amphoric/Dissidia%20Renders/Kefka.png
I'm a fabulous dick and there's nothing you can do about it!

#2 Col. Hans Landa: By far one of Tarantino's best characters yet (which is saying something). Hans Landa, the S.S officer in charge of finding missing Jews in the movie Inglorious Basterds, thus earning him the name "Jew Hunter". You are introduced to the character in the very first scene, a simple conversation with a farmer... yet proves to be one of the most riveting scenes in cinematic history... all because of Hans Landa. His cheerful disposition acts as camouflage to his superb cunning, and every time he was on screen there was a severe suspense that something bad was going to happen.


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Only a portion of the opening scene

#3 Hannibal Lecter: A paradoxical villain in which we all tend to cheer for him, regardless of how brutally he treats his victims. Dr. Hannibal Lecter was a Psychiatrist who later himself was revealed to be a serial killer who ate his victims. The madness is hidden behind a well-mannered, otherwise polite cultured man. Many times at which when he is being interrogated, he often times turns the tables and prods at the mental strings of his opponents. A villain who would murder someone to Mozart's Serenade For Winds playing in the background... a deranged villain.


http://movies.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/silence-of-the-lambs-hannibal-lecter.jpg
...I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

#4 The Joker: In all his shapes and sizes, no matter who tends to portray his madness, the Joker always seems to fascinate people to the contrast that is him and Batman. I always say that Batman has the best collection of comic-book villains, and Joker is on top of the list. Everyone has an origin story on how the Joker came to be... but in the end, does it really matter? His inability to rational thought and violent nature causes havoc in every form possible in the Batman series. You're not sure if he's going to hand you a flower, or stick a knife in your throat... and it's that unpredictability that drives us to want to know more about him.


http://news.library.depaul.edu/news/image.axd?picture=KillingJoke.JPG
We're not so different you and I, Bats...

#5 Amon Göth: While Ralph Fiennes has played a more recent villain (Voldemort), I'll always remember him for this role. The prominent Nazi antagonist in Schindler's List (man the nazis tend to be villains eh?). While he's cruel and ruthless towards the jews within his camp, what makes him more terrifying is his display of human weakness... almost hinting that we are all capable of such terrible crimes. While displaying his power over the jews by killing them, he becomes confused and angry when he finds himself drawn to a jewish girl. He treats jews as objects and sees nothing wrong with what he's doing... that's what makes him scary.



http://thatbeardgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/amongoeth.jpg
Shoot her... you can't argue with these people...

[Kris]

Nicely detailed and done.

I kinda thought you'll pick another Batman baddie, but nice input on the others =D


Okay, now name 5 objects of powers you'd like to have (again, you can choose them from real life, movie, comic, games, books, shows and so on).

[Housemaster]

Objects of powers? Like, some super cool item or a super power?

[Koti~]

...is it lupus?

*gets shot*

Sorry for that

but really. Where do you get your character idea?

[Kris]

Yeah, cool items I guess

[Housemaster]

Cool items eh?

Well, for one... I'd want a Batsuit. Why? Because I can foresee much shenanigans with me in a Batsuit! Secondly, the Green Lantern Ring... because a super-power that's based on someone's power of imagination and intelligence... pffffff, I'm already sold! And the Silver Surfer Surf Board.... travel in style while wearing my Batsuit!

[Merry Gentry]

If you choked a Smurf, what color would it turn ?

[Housemaster]

When a smurf is choked, it doesn't change colour... They in fact, change sex... this is how Smurfette was really made against popular belief...

Incidentally... this is where the term "Do I hafta CHOKE A BITCH!?" originated in antiquity.

[Housemaster]

...is it lupus?

*gets shot*

Sorry for that

but really. Where do you get your character idea?

DOUBLEH POST!

Where do I get my character idea? Which character? ALL THE CHARACTERS?

I generally get ideas from books I read, as well as some movie characters I enjoyed.

[Kris]

Okay, where did you got the idea for each and every char of yours from UKC2?

[Merry Gentry]

what's your favorite junk food when you want something you know you shouldn't eat?

[Housemaster]

Okay, where did you got the idea for each and every char of yours from UKC2?

Sandor - I got some ideas from the character Jamie Lannister in the Song of Ice and Fire series, with a few mixes of my own creativity here and there. I wanted to make him more brutish, and a tad bit more arrogant and serious when needed. I liked the idea of a tourney warrior who rushes head first into duty.

Savos - I pegged him as sort of the Obi-wan like character who's more relatable and friendly. I wanted Savos to be that one man we all know who enjoys the simple pleasures in life and can be both wise and foolish at times. He's more of a teacher rather then a warrior, someone people can feel comfortable with.

Issac - He's the "coming of age" character. The young kid who, through an unlikely adventure, grows and matures from boyhood to adulthood as time progresses. I've never properly done this character before, so I thought I'd try to get it right with Issac.

Devon - He's the Hans Landa of UKC, the hunter who can adapt to any situation. I wanted him to be charming and witty when needed, but terrifying and cruel when the time calls for it. He's gonna fuck shit up.


what's your favorite junk food when you want something you know you shouldn't eat?

Reeses Peanut butter Cups...

My mouth is full of delicious when I eat them -goodz-

[Merry Gentry]

mmhhmmm... chocolate and peanutbutter... yeah, that's a good combo. Got any?

[Housemaster]

Got any?

Orf currse nought!

*mouth-full translation*

Of course not!

[Merry Gentry]

mouth full translation... meaning you DID have them, and eated them all!?!?

[Housemaster]

... Er... No!

[Kris]

*mouth-full translation*

Why?

[Housemaster]

I have no idea what you're talking about Kris...

*hides the rest of the candy*

No idea... *cough*

[Koti~]

do you know.... the hutt of BabaYaga

[Housemaster]

do you know.... the hutt of BabaYaga

The what in the what?

I googled it, I got pictures of scary old lookin' women who lives in a cabin suspended on chicken legs...

I demand a refund for this question in demands for a real one, yes yes!-monocle-

[Brimming]

How does it feels to take over the spot in our hearts that was occupied for Santy Claws...? Wait, do I know you?

[Housemaster]

Firstly, knowing that I took over a spot previously occupied by Santy Claws is a victory in my book. The man is simply psychotic! Last I heard the news told of him sneaking into churches to replace all the candles with KFC popcorn chicken. I also heard he dressed as a mall Santa and attempted to steal small children by telling them they were wizards...

And in regards to your last question "do I know you?" the resounding answer is "no" but that can be easily fixed. In fact, I just recently purchased plane tickets to come visit you immediately. Oh, and I took the liberty to organize a welcome party for myself in your house and invited all the local children to sing me songs and bang on drums. And I probably should mention that I'm bringing my pets with me, but not to worry, my beavers rarely cause any fuss (unless you have wood furniture) and my ducks regularly keep within the bathrooms. Also, I brought a cassette player to play recordings of wolves howling at night on loop because I was actually raised by wolves and have trouble sleeping otherwise. Other then that, I'm looking forward to getting to know you! Hope you like haggis!

[Brimming]

Ah, I seem to be learning something new about Santy Claws each day! -goodz-

You're more than welcome to come to my home! but I'm on an infinite loop of walking through the forest to grandma's house, you see, so you may encounter an old lady who disagree with my welcoming statement. Also, the beaver is fine, but please note to keep your duck away from my Woolly Tapir, for he has an animosity towards them which his therapist and me are trying to cure. And howling wolves are fine in my book (but I won't be there, so don't feel comfortable yet!), however, the raccoon under the floorboards gets squirrel at the sound of wolves howling, so as long as you're okay with rapid paw nails clawing around, and foam covered hissing to go along with your tape, please make yourself at home.

I like to look in every direction while getting to know you, possibly with a nervous expression on my face, and my body maybe or maybe not clumsily back away.

Next question: My granpa always call granma "Haggis" in a quite angry fashion (especially when she turns the burn on the stove over so low that the fire goes out... and she leaves the room), I always thought it was an amorous expression (those old lovebirds!), I can very well asked them what it means (I am an adult, dammit!), but I find your definition would be a lot more pleasant. Unless you hit me on the ankles with your cane, and ramble about the war like granpa does whenever anyone speaks to him.(blah_blah)

[Housemaster]

Haggis: A food-thing that involves stuffing various meats (and other things, depends on the cook) into a stomach or bladder that belongs to either a sheep or a goat. Suggest eating with a stout, do not suggest eating with sour milk.

Side effects may include: Delicious

[Kris]

How is it that everything with you starts and ends with food?

[Housemaster]

Food is a fabulously fantastic faction of fact-finding formulas for festively filling us face-to-foot our fortress of fine ferocious foods from France!

That... and because I find food delicious (only the delicious kind, not the soapy vomit kind).

[Kris]

Food is a fabulously fantastic faction of fact-finding formulas for festively filling us face-to-foot our fortress of fine ferocious foods from France!

LOOK!!! HOUSE USED THE F WORDS -goodz-


That... and because I find food delicious (only the delicious kind, not the soapy vomit kind).

I don't think there is something you won't eat. Or is there?!

[Housemaster]

Brussel sprouts... not sure why, but once they enter my mouth an untold reaction of atoms and elements occurs that ascends my personality to that who's having an exorcism. My friends like them, I'm not sure why I don't. That, and Turnip... I'm sure I was raised not to like turnip by my father and grandfather. Some sort of family tradition for the male side of our family to not like turnip, yet somehow it always appears on our plates during family meals...

[Kris]

yet somehow it always appears on our plates during family meals...

-goodz-


Okay then...

A thing you will not do in your life, even if you get paid to do?

[Housemaster]

Appear on Jersey Shore
Work in a Creationist Museum
Do PR for the KKK
Discourage people from Space
Be dishonest about science
Draw penises on fire hydrants

[Kris]

I don't believe half of this list and I say you will do some of them.

Am I right?

[Housemaster]

Am I right?


http://i.imgur.com/4gESy.jpg

[Kris]

Fine.

Okay, the weirdest thought you had this week?

[Housemaster]

That'd be when I wondered if I could melt pie to a molten level, then send it to space to crystallize it for future use.

[Kris]

That'd be when I wondered if I could melt pie to a molten level, then send it to space to crystallize it for future use.

You actually thought about it?!?!?!??!

[Tyler Gibbons]

What is the capital of Washington DC.

[Housemaster]

You actually thought about it?!?!?!??!

Yes I did, I think about a lot of things. This shouldn't be surprising anymore -goodz-


What is the capital of Washington DC.

http://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2011/09/alltheragefaces-misc-are-you-fucking-kidding-me-clean-l.png

[Tyler Gibbons]

Damn. I was hoping you were blonde and would say something stupidly hilarious like

"Capitol Hill"

What do you think of american economy?

[Housemaster]

#1: I am a blonde

#2: It's OBVIS ITZ DA WITE HOWSE!

#3: I think an American Economy would be a good idea

[Tyler Gibbons]

What is your opinion on the moon.

[Housemaster]

It is a lovely body of mass that makes our waves go "woooosssssh"

Also... warewolves!

[Tyler Gibbons]

Why wont you destroy the moon?

[Koti~]

What is the most violent thought you have had this week

[Brimming]

If you were a cat, denied a cheeseburger, would you react just as cutely as Cheezburger cat?

[Tyler Gibbons]

Do you like this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-buV4tYOA&feature=g-all

[Aesa]

#1: I am a blonde

#2: It's OBVIS ITZ DA WITE HOWSE!

#3: I think an American Economy would be a good idea

#3: I think an American Economy would be a good idea

#3: I think an American Economy would be a good idea

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA x3734747468348

How do you do it, House?

[Housemaster]

Why wont you destroy the moon?


i7KWykbYNqs


What is the most violent thought you have had this week

It'd probably had to do with a poem I wrote while in an exhausted study hysteria..


My trip to the zoo, an adventure or two
with so many fun things to do
I prance and I dance in hopes for a glance
the animals dead in their trance

I wrestle the bears and I stomp on their hairs
The monkeys I throw down the stairs
I tangle with tigers, their homes I set fire
The monkeys I throw down the stairs again...

I gaff at giraffes and I gawk at the hawks
I make a new coat from a fox
With sirens all blazing bright lights for displaying
Explanation on why I'm amazing.

I go swimming with eels and go clubbing with seals
Then turn everyone into meals.
I tell this to you so that you may like too,
Your wonderful trip to the Zoo!

Now I'm in prison the magical prison
Majestically pretty and gay.
I strip down to none and I tell everyone
How much fun the Zoo was today!

My state of mind has seen better days...


If you were a cat, denied a cheeseburger, would you react just as cutely as Cheezburger cat?

I think my expression would more or less consist of this.


http://www.ibreak4bacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/scary-cat.jpg

If you take away my cheezeburger.. I'll make damn sure you realize your mistake before my claws magically attach to your face.


Do you like this song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr-buV4tYOA&feature=g-all

The cover sounds absurdly better then the versions I heard in the came. It's like the difference between FUS and FUS ROH DAH. I was always impressed with Skyrim's worldly depth, and when I got the chance to request a song, I wondered what kind of wonderfully gem was composed.

Unfortunately the songs are fairly bland, but this cover makes a good effort!


HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA x3734747468348

How do you do it, House?

A sip of brandy and 100 leg squats morning! Some mornings I tried the "Rocky Routine" by drinking a cup filled with eggs, but I made the mistake of not removing the shells which resulted in a very eventful trip to the hospital. My forefathers began their day by punching a tree, then throwing said tree at the english.

[Tyler Gibbons]

Scottish or Irish?

[Housemaster]

http://i.imgur.com/tFzao.jpg

But honestly, I wouldn't mind either one, AS LONG AS I'M NOT FOOKIN' ENGLISH!

*scottish-irish fist bump*

[Tyler Gibbons]

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBAE8789B4B58BE2B&feature=mh_lolz

Do you like any songs in that playlist?

[Housemaster]

They're amusing to say the least! I prefer the atlantic shanties and Great Big Sea. Fantastic homeward tunes I take everywhere I go.

[Ace of Hearts™]

What are Jub Jubs?

[Kris]

If you and Ace made a jokes contest, who will win?

[Housemaster]

What are Jub Jubs?

They're delicious, that's what they are!


If you and Ace made a jokes contest, who will win?

Everyone will win... the site will be filled with so much funny you wouldn't even know what to do with yourself! -byo-

[Kris]

Everyone will win... the site will be filled with so much funny you wouldn't even know what to do with yourself! -byo-

Sort of like the apocalypse? XD

http://2012apocalypse.net/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/galactic-alignment1.jpg

[Housemaster]

Yes, except more colourful and cheerful...

btw, what on earth is happening in that picture?

[Kris]

Yes, except more colourful and cheerful...

btw, what on earth is happening in that picture?

I don't know it looked pretty -goodz-


I wonder, did you ever find one joke to be too bad to use?

[Housemaster]

Probably, but I've yet to meet it so far... and I've told some fairly inappropriate jokes before C:

[Aesa]

How do you deal with stress?