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Anne Bonny
09-02-2011, 04:33 AM
You know... on your phone.

Post your most recent received text.

PS If your sexting, don't post that. But if its stupid or embarrassing, we want to read it. XD

Mine is...

WoooOOOoooo!

From my sister.

Epostle
09-02-2011, 04:35 AM
thats a reasonable message -Yahoo friend

Lúthien
09-02-2011, 04:42 AM
"get on blaynes project" - Mosaic

Sanguine
09-02-2011, 05:03 AM
What can I make for dinner from nutella, cream cheese, celery and udon noodles?
-friend of 7 or so years
Does anyone have an answer for that?

Cheveyo
09-02-2011, 05:08 AM
"I had a million annoying ones."
~good friend of five years.


What can I make for dinner from nutella, cream cheese, celery and udon noodles?
-friend of 7 or so years
Does anyone have an answer for that?

They could have celery wedges, some with nutella on top and some with cream cheese. (I know people who actually eat that believe it or not.) And then have the noodles separate with butter and salt? lol I don't know.

Kalyde
09-02-2011, 05:15 AM
"Yah I agree totally!" from a friend/teacher/mentor.

I was just telling her how I was not in any worry to spend hundreds of dollars on university books.

V
09-02-2011, 10:25 AM
My latest latest one was from the phone company :/

but the previous one was from a good friend of many many years:

"You should go as a ghost. Faint flower pattern bed sheet with two holes XD"

XD XD XD

Kris
09-02-2011, 03:31 PM
"You should go as a ghost. Faint flower pattern bed sheet with two holes XD"

-approval-

"C'mon, go and show support!"- My friend.

Merry Gentry
09-02-2011, 04:42 PM
CAKE mah house wed be there, or else <3

:lol: from my friend.. cause I'm gonna miss her birthday this weekend so this is a warning! :XD:

Miss Devil
09-02-2011, 05:02 PM
"It's a boy 8.13 21in"
From my older sister. :3

Cloud9
09-02-2011, 05:11 PM
"Not fussed, was going to make toast" ~ In reply to dinner preparations.

Miss Devil
09-02-2011, 05:13 PM
"Those fools...don't they know there are communists trying to kill us? We need you to defend us!" In response to me having to work rather than continue playing COD tonight TT-TT

Sanguine
09-03-2011, 01:15 AM
Whatever, your new polish can kiss my acetone!

Anne Bonny
09-03-2011, 01:44 AM
we're just finishing dinner. I got some wine at work. He says we should play scene it

From the sis. Guess what my plans for the night are now? XD

Cheveyo
09-03-2011, 02:32 AM
"You're a freaking nut."
-my brother of all people.

SikstaSlathalin
09-03-2011, 06:38 PM
K

From my gf.

Sanguine
09-04-2011, 03:10 AM
Are You at the comic store? Because we're going there. Also, tell your friend to come hang out. Veronica? The one from last time

-guys that like to bug me at work and hit on my friends

Kalyde
09-04-2011, 04:40 AM
(The text was in French, I'm roughly translating it.)

'Oh, is that it? It's ok then, it stays reasonable.'

From my co-admin on another forum who have been absent for the week. I just told him that one of our major planet (it's Star Wars forum) just got blown to pieces and that our chancellor became an Emperor.

Ru
09-05-2011, 06:05 AM
"Sleep tight now."

Cheveyo
09-05-2011, 06:18 AM
Oh gosh, this one is really random, and WARNING for language.

"I was singing 'She bang she bang. She move she move.' then I stubbed my toe and was like 'le fuck le fuck!' and after I settled down I thought ... martin... ricky martin...."

~ friend

Miss Fortune
09-05-2011, 06:38 AM
Ah, well since I delete messages in my inbox to save memory space, the only texts messages I have in my inbox are locked messages from an ex. We were talking about my engagement to fellow RPA member, Toxin. I like to lock as many texts messages as I can from him, just in case he decides to lie to mutual friends about it.

"It's fine. I've learned to numb you out at least. So it's not really getting to me."

- My ex.

Cthulhu
09-05-2011, 08:27 AM
"Go to Main street and get the p.o.p. and the paychecks" from my boss.

food
09-05-2011, 09:34 PM
"Alrighty."-My friend of 3 years.

... Sad. XD

Sanguine
09-06-2011, 03:15 AM
"So...we should call him skinnyjeanscomicslistenstorufio?"

My coworker, in trying to come up with a nickname for the guy I'm talking to. Boys don't get real names until you date them

Kris
09-06-2011, 09:49 AM
"So, sis, what's up with you today?"

My friend asking me if I'm coming with her to fix her phone.

SikstaSlathalin
09-06-2011, 03:02 PM
lol k

from my gf again.

Sanguine
09-07-2011, 06:03 AM
"Are you shitting me?"

One of my friends/regulars at the comic store when I told him Jim Lee bought an issue of Justice League from us to give to Daughtry and then tweeted about it. I wasn't kidding. I think that's the most epic sentence my life has written.

Cheveyo
09-07-2011, 06:46 AM
"And that's when my pants came off."
~guy friend

SikstaSlathalin
09-07-2011, 03:43 PM
U up? Gf again.

Merry Gentry
09-07-2011, 04:05 PM
"why u on your phone!!" from my friend trying to call me...that i'm not answering cause I have work...

SikstaSlathalin
09-07-2011, 04:18 PM
2

same gf.

Sanguine
09-07-2011, 04:24 PM
So do you go to school also?

male suitor

SikstaSlathalin
09-07-2011, 04:26 PM
kk my mam said u can stay for dinner.

GF again.

Lúthien
09-07-2011, 05:00 PM
Terrifying eraser monstrosity says sweet dreams! - AngelicAsylum

she sends me this picture with this creepy as fuck eraser and sends me that RIGHT before I went to bed. that bitch.

SikstaSlathalin
09-08-2011, 01:47 AM
kk

Again my gf.

food
09-08-2011, 01:48 AM
Send him to a psychiatrist. -My best friend talking about another friend.

StormWolf
09-08-2011, 01:51 AM
Kratos and Conan are very flat, and I made him much more rounded than they are - Regarding a school project for the Storytelling for Games class.

food
09-08-2011, 01:52 AM
I say we torture him. -Another friend talking about the same friend

StormWolf
09-08-2011, 02:07 AM
Can I sleepover? - a person :P

food
09-08-2011, 02:09 AM
Stop texting in class! -My Dad
XD

StormWolf
09-08-2011, 02:34 AM
What is a kidnet belt? - friend regarding costume stuff for barbarians

food
09-08-2011, 04:10 AM
He punched a guy in the face. -Friend talking about a friend

Cheveyo
09-08-2011, 04:53 AM
"What do you mean by OPK's?" ~confused male

CuteLilRedhead
09-08-2011, 06:06 AM
"K" from Mommy

Sanguine
09-10-2011, 11:00 PM
I can't believe you. This was a crisis and you got drunk and used your comic collection to seduce some poor hapless most likely Asian boy.

My best friend commenting on my activities during the blackout

Reznov
09-10-2011, 11:02 PM
Tell me (redacted), is Space Marine as good as everyone is saying?

- A friend asking me whether Space Marine is as good as everyone is saying.

SikstaSlathalin
09-12-2011, 02:32 AM
Can you call me?

GF.

Merry Gentry
11-11-2011, 01:00 AM
Not Helpin. :XD:

SikstaSlathalin
12-23-2011, 11:43 PM
idk

GF

V
01-08-2012, 12:24 AM
Me go over round 12-1ish

friend making plans to come over to my house XD

Imp
01-08-2012, 12:36 AM
'thanks 4 the great nite, btw, I'm not a chick...'

~Aphrodite

Melphina Micaela
01-12-2012, 08:15 AM
"Walk with me in a min when I go?"
-Boyfriend

SikstaSlathalin
01-15-2012, 05:16 PM
You don't have to all the time though.
A rather sad friend of mine.

Anne Bonny
01-15-2012, 05:37 PM
Peaches is drinking. I have never seen her do it. She's almost bathing in the fountain.*

From another parrot rescue volunteer, about one of our special needs cockatoos. :)

SikstaSlathalin
01-15-2012, 05:39 PM
Why doesn't is surprise me Anne is part of a parrot rescue group? XD

K.
Another less sad friend about a date we have later.

Cheveyo
01-15-2012, 08:00 PM
"Guess who's back in town!?"

~ Friend upon arriving from vacation.

SikstaSlathalin
01-15-2012, 08:03 PM
This will be fun.

Same friend.

Extraordinaire.
01-22-2012, 11:22 PM
"I'm really really really really really really really really really really really really sorry:-( "

Friend canceling on going to IOA with me

Melphina Micaela
01-22-2012, 11:52 PM
"Love you Michelle. And I was probably there just in the shadows watching over you unable to act"
~Le Boyfriend<3

Enfilon
01-23-2012, 12:11 AM
FWD FDW FWD :
Sometimes....when you cry...no one sees your tears...Sometimes...when you are in pain... no one sees you hurt... Sometime... when you are worried... no one sees your stress... Sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile... But try m******** in walmart parking lot just one fucking time & see how much fucking attention you get. Can you pick me up from the police station I_O_U whoever stops will be unhappy for the next 5 months. Tell 9 people now.!

Cheveyo
01-23-2012, 03:19 AM
"Is it weird that if I were to date someone from Family Guy... I would ultimately pick death?"

-- Friend messaging me randomly

Old Gregg
01-23-2012, 12:09 PM
Last text on my phone comes from one of my friends. He wrote; "Sooo. Is this guy fat? Because if he is, it means he can't run fast. Which will make it easier for me to beat him with a crowbar."

XD

Bia
01-23-2012, 01:41 PM
my last text is from twitter: @CoolAuntJenna: Jeremy's new art instructor in Denver is slightly puzzled at why her class enrollment has tripled in the past week...& all female students.

It's a Vampire Diaries joke. If you watch the show you'd get it :)

Flex
01-24-2012, 12:14 AM
"Massive paradox. Like Pinocchio saying his nose is growing when it isn't."

Melphina Micaela
01-24-2012, 05:50 AM
"All right thanks michelle (:"
-Friend thanking me for sending him some videos he took with my camera at a Rise Against concert

Anne Bonny
01-24-2012, 06:06 AM
"Boo."

From my sister, because she wants me to go shopping with her tomorrow and I'm working all day.

I agree, by the way.

Wattz
01-24-2012, 06:11 AM
"Good afternoon. <3 How're you?"

Bia
01-24-2012, 04:02 PM
from Twitter again XD - @omgthatspunny: Trying to steel himself, Al attempted to iron out his business problems but was a little bit rusty. #punny

Mask
02-02-2012, 07:14 AM
"I work later today lol"

SikstaSlathalin
02-02-2012, 09:51 PM
Thanks from my boss.

Merry Gentry
03-03-2012, 03:06 PM
"Ok.. we'll reschedule then" my friend can't make lunch :(

Storm
03-03-2012, 03:52 PM
Tell Cocoa Happy Birthday

Phoenix
03-03-2012, 08:05 PM
'Stupid NHL network lol"

My friend talking about how the NHL network said that Zach Parise was injured and did not return to the game when he did after a bit and played on one of the pk's.

roan
03-03-2012, 08:25 PM
To my sister: Hey tell daddy Mocha(my cat) caught another lizard, played with it to death then brought a gardener snake in the house again. It's alive under a bowl in the kitchen. I'm waiting for Daniel(my fiance) to get it out the house! xD

That was yesterday evening. Later that night a neighbor came over and asked why there was a bowl under my table. I told him the story and he said he'd take it home 'cause he already got one, nice aquarium, blah blah. Come to find out when he lifted the bowl... it wasn't there.

So now I got a baby gardener snake slithering in my house. Won-der-freaking-ful. -___-

Phoenix
03-03-2012, 09:14 PM
"Haha no im just saying"

Princess Luna
03-03-2012, 09:17 PM
"I know. Jus messin wit u" ~enaz

Phoenix
03-03-2012, 10:16 PM
"A nice guy who deserves more than what he got."

Merry Gentry
03-03-2012, 10:24 PM
"I know!! It only took 8 YEARS"

Phoenix
03-04-2012, 12:22 AM
"You know you want to."

roan
03-04-2012, 12:54 AM
Well make plans next weekend to go out. You gotta teach me how you hustle!

Phoenix
03-04-2012, 01:03 AM
" -.- "

Merry Gentry
03-04-2012, 02:17 AM
<3

Phoenix
03-04-2012, 04:14 AM
" Oh yes :D "

iWillEatzYuh
03-05-2012, 09:33 PM
" K " Mom..-_-

Insanity
03-05-2012, 09:53 PM
My phone recently had a date with the washing machine, ended with lots of water and a swollen battery :/ although I do remember that the last message was about my pre-order of Mass Effect 3, and when I could come pick it up.

Old Gregg
03-20-2012, 06:26 AM
"K"

Short and simple...XP

Bia
03-29-2012, 04:13 PM
"You have retweeted @DemetriMartin's latest tweet: When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry."

Imp
04-16-2012, 04:09 PM
"Did you kill him yet?"

Merry Gentry
04-27-2012, 02:45 AM
"good coaches this year sb fun"

Waving
04-27-2012, 02:48 AM
"You're sweet."

Imp
04-27-2012, 03:13 AM
"Tomorrow, your organs will pay what you owe me."

Merry Gentry
04-27-2012, 03:13 AM
"lunch..pizza...hhhmmmmmm"

Melphina Micaela
04-27-2012, 04:53 AM
"You in class¿"

Griphun
04-27-2012, 06:06 AM
"Lol that's hawt XD"

No lie.

Anton Gravequi
04-27-2012, 06:19 AM
"Bother me please! I've got nothing by a silly masterpiece movie to watch." From a friend.

Kris
04-27-2012, 10:56 AM
"It's already started, it's until 18:00..."

Flex
04-27-2012, 11:11 AM
"ughhhhh a male butter face.. like ryan Gosling"

Phoenix
04-27-2012, 11:34 AM
"How are you"

Imp
04-27-2012, 08:18 PM
"I'm good. you?"

Phoenix replied to my 'how are you' text =P

Waving
04-27-2012, 08:37 PM
"Good."

Phoenix
04-27-2012, 08:39 PM
"^_^"

Waving
04-27-2012, 08:47 PM
"You can relax again."

Phoenix
04-27-2012, 08:48 PM
"Yesss. I know. I'm in bed now."

Imp
04-27-2012, 09:02 PM
"What are you wearing?"
Phoenix again...

Edynol
04-27-2012, 09:03 PM
Blank. I don't text. XD

Phoenix
04-27-2012, 09:07 PM
lmao. Imp wishes.

"Promise."

Waving
04-27-2012, 10:21 PM
"Haha ^_^"

L'amourOiseau
04-27-2012, 10:43 PM
"BE PREPARED FOR SOME HOT CHAI ACTION IN YO FACE >:|"

Waving
04-27-2012, 11:06 PM
"I honestly could care less about limits and their graphs."

Phoenix
04-28-2012, 08:14 PM
"Quite."

Anastasia
04-28-2012, 08:22 PM
"СМЕШШШШШШШШНО. Скажи маме привет!"

Funnnnnnnnnnnny. Tell mom hi.

Waving
04-28-2012, 08:22 PM
' :( '

Phoenix
04-28-2012, 08:31 PM
"I'll text you later. Going to kick boxing."

PinkBandit
04-28-2012, 09:20 PM
"seee u tonughr"
exact msg.

Phoenix
04-28-2012, 09:48 PM
"Hey your food is here"

V
04-29-2012, 03:09 AM
"Come down at 6:30"

Followed by some symbols to make a face but, dunno how to make them with keyboard XD

Waving
04-29-2012, 03:25 AM
"Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye gye gye gyeeeeuw. Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nyi nyi nyiiii nyao ni ni ni. Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, yaaiooiiiiinaaiiooneueuaodeh. Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye naowenyeeehuh. Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nao seddedum. Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, giaoaiosoiiiiinaaiiooneueuayewnudeh. Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gye naowenyeeehuh. Aeg eh euf, gyaaaa uh ah uh, gyuh nyi nao seddedum. Aeg eh euf, gyah, ah, yef, giaoaioseoiiiiinaaiio - Call 911 now! BWUY YOH. GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM."

Them copying and pasting 'lyrics' to Skillex -- First of the Year.

Phoenix
04-30-2012, 02:17 AM
"You got that febreez handy? Lol"

Leon G
04-30-2012, 02:42 AM
Julie:
"fire and blood" is already taken.

Um, how about I give you the previous text to that? XD
Julie:
Can I make your campaign posters? If yes, please give me any design ideas, slogans, or flattering head shots that you already have and a deadline.

Phoenix
04-30-2012, 02:51 AM
"You gonna need some. Lol"

Merry Gentry
04-30-2012, 02:23 PM
*snuggles*

Phoenix
04-30-2012, 09:49 PM
"Walk home "

Waving
05-01-2012, 12:15 AM
"So how was ur has"

Phoenix
05-01-2012, 12:25 AM
"I do." <.<;

Waving
05-01-2012, 12:29 AM
"You."

Phoenix
05-01-2012, 12:33 AM
"Ugh."

StormWolf
05-01-2012, 12:36 AM
"And I call eating the steaks out of you're stomachs after the impact. METAL!!"


long story....

Phoenix
05-01-2012, 12:45 AM
"I dunno."

The Wulfe
05-01-2012, 05:07 AM
"lolol why do you want me to send you a cigarette?"

amber eyes
05-01-2012, 05:23 AM
"I was dying"

--My sister is silly--

Imp
05-01-2012, 05:42 AM
"You don't care for your son, do you?"

I honestly don't... I buy him diapers and baby food and all that crap. What do I get in return? Nothing...

Griphun
05-01-2012, 06:37 AM
"Lul. I'm yawning so much. Keep me awake."

Oooh update:
"Goojdigjt"

Exact words.

Phoenix
05-01-2012, 10:41 AM
"Rawr."
Imp found my number. o.o

Anastasia
05-01-2012, 01:02 PM
Hvor får Eric få sine skjorter?!

Where does Eric get his shirts?

To which I responded, "Why, do you want to steal them from his sexy self?"

Phoenix
05-01-2012, 01:03 PM
"Can you carry me home? -.-"

Imp
05-01-2012, 02:42 PM
"I'm onto you, secret agent Imp"

and then I said "No way asshole! I'm the top!"

It wasn't until later I fear I misunderstood him...

Phoenix
05-01-2012, 02:55 PM
"Lul. I wanna go home."

Danijel
05-01-2012, 04:05 PM
"No."

Phoenix
05-01-2012, 06:23 PM
Yea -.-

Waving
05-01-2012, 08:43 PM
"So r u mad"

Griphun
05-01-2012, 08:46 PM
"Did you call animal control?"

Imp
05-01-2012, 08:59 PM
"I'm gonna kill myself..."

And I was all 'do it!'

....been several hours now since a response.

Storm
05-01-2012, 10:02 PM
"I'm gonna kill myself..."

And I was all 'do it!'

....been several hours now since a response.

*Certainly easier than blocking text*

Congratulations, you have won the European Lotto, please click the link to claim your 4.8 million Euros

Like ... wowzers! I won a non exsistant lotto that I never entered. How lucky am I ... lol. Darn, I accidently hit delete opposed to respond. Wonder if I will EVER be as so lucky to win another lotto like that (this hour ... lol).

Phoenix
05-01-2012, 11:51 PM
"Ooohh Okay."

AlyKun17
05-02-2012, 12:36 AM
"I want a kiss"

I replied "that is the reason people invented the mirror."

Waving
05-02-2012, 12:43 AM
So using that.


"People leik dat piss me dafaqqqqq offf."


Lulz.

Imp
05-02-2012, 03:30 AM
"well I raped the horse, dude"

lol! oh my crazy friends and their crazy acts...

The Wulfe
05-02-2012, 03:43 AM
"Fuck this so fucking hard."

Talking about infected piercings.

AlyKun17
05-02-2012, 11:10 AM
Last message was

"Love!"

I replied "Yes, that is how you feel towards the awesome me X3"

The Wulfe
05-02-2012, 07:32 PM
"Lol are they unreleased? I love Admit It!"

Talking about music.

Kris
05-02-2012, 07:39 PM
Yup...

Anastasia
05-02-2012, 07:47 PM
"YOU STOLE MY CUP OF TEA THIS MORNING."

Roughly translated from Dansk.

The answer is yes. Yes Sebastian, I stole your tea, because I needed it more.

Kris
05-02-2012, 07:53 PM
You are awesome Nastia XD

The Wulfe
05-02-2012, 08:03 PM
"Girl in my class: Are killer whales bigger than the school?"

My friends and I have a habit of disliking dumb people.

Leon G
05-02-2012, 08:13 PM
"We will plan for anytime after my exams love you :)"

The Wulfe
05-02-2012, 08:47 PM
"I like what I've heard. Other than Stephen Hawking."

Anastasia
05-02-2012, 08:52 PM
Updates on the situation

I said.

"Maybe I did."

to which I received this.

"I didn't even get the option to give you ransom money!"

Waving
05-02-2012, 08:52 PM
God damned! Lmao

Freaks these days...

The Wulfe
05-02-2012, 08:54 PM
"Yeah, you get that job! Get it hard!"

Sounds rather inappropriate. It wasn't.

Imp
05-03-2012, 05:12 AM
"I'm bleeding pretty badly from the gunshot. u near yet?"

haha what an idiot! He believed I was actually coming to pick him up... *goes to bed instead*

The Wulfe
05-03-2012, 06:46 AM
"Yeah, if it's dirty you should scrape it. Did that to mine, and it was smooth sailing from there on."

Phoenix
05-03-2012, 05:12 PM
"Yea, she's a little mad though"

Waving
05-03-2012, 11:30 PM
'u arnt crying, right?'

Phoenix
05-03-2012, 11:34 PM
"No I'm good thanks"

Waving
05-04-2012, 12:00 AM
"I'm sorry sweetheart."

Imp
05-04-2012, 12:10 AM
"First, give me the ring!"

Like hell I will! *puts ring on and becomes invisible*

The Wulfe
05-04-2012, 02:57 AM
Imp, you're just too good.

"The scrawburrest."

We were discussing strawberries.

Storm
05-07-2012, 08:30 PM
lol ... that is so true

Rinai
05-07-2012, 08:35 PM
'I won't worry~.'

*plooka plooka*

Phoenix
05-07-2012, 10:48 PM
"Wonder what other bands they got here."

Leon G
05-08-2012, 12:22 AM
Party. My house. You. Go. Details On Fb. Aw Yeah.

My response:
Anthony. Full sentences. You. Use Them Please. I'll go.

Griphun
05-08-2012, 05:34 AM
I'm falling asleep baby.
Goodnguthg

JoseWolf
05-08-2012, 05:38 AM
Are you free?

Reply:

Of course I'm free. This is America.


(Yes, I use this a lot. XP)

The Wulfe
05-08-2012, 06:40 AM
"yeah it weighed to 13.6. I don't think they're mad or anything."

I sell meat sometimes.

Naraness
05-08-2012, 11:10 PM
Hehe, okay.

Le best friend:
'*Giggles* There's more than one Frank in the world!
Anywho, gtg, ttyl!'

Me:
'VERY TRUE. O.O
Okay! Ttyl!

The Wulfe
05-08-2012, 11:42 PM
"Lol ok I need your help on a few lines if you do show up tomorrow... The PSA is due Thursday at 110 and he want to see the whole session one on one individually just a heads up"

I work in a radio station, as well.

Merry Gentry
05-09-2012, 01:57 AM
Score of the Boston Celtics game - Bos 60 Atl 66

Imp
05-09-2012, 02:33 AM
"Hey Imp! It's Merry. Wanna come over and 'board' my 'pirate ship'? ;)"

I was all "Sorry but I get sea sick..."

Then I realized the biggest mistake I would ever make... T_T

Mary Sue
05-09-2012, 03:27 AM
Altho hippies ARE kinda cool!!!

My response: Uh huh. XD

Bia
05-09-2012, 02:03 PM
(from twitter, actually, this is Alice's (Yes RPA's Alice) latest tweet)

"J. Cole, the little engine that could y'all #bestline"

EDIT: Yeah, I'm really not sure at all what that means...someone should ask her.

Imp
05-10-2012, 06:20 AM
"I'm going to make you wish you were never born"

Then I told Merry to go 'suck it' only to realize I accidentally sent the message to my dying grandmother...

The Wulfe
05-10-2012, 07:31 AM
"You still with RENAYNAY?"

It's a long story.

Bia
05-17-2012, 04:15 PM
(From Twitter) "@omgthatspunny: He was studying chemistry in college but by third year he was out of his element. #punny"

The Wulfe
05-17-2012, 05:53 PM
"Nom# iln tanmign"

My girlfriend was definitely sleep texting me. :p

Leon G
05-17-2012, 08:15 PM
"He told me he[']ll never be whipped but I proved him wrong

The Wulfe
05-17-2012, 08:17 PM
"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told you."

Storm
05-22-2012, 03:05 AM
Just letting you guys know I class up Friday

Mary Sue
05-22-2012, 05:02 AM
"Cause I don't do it."

Melphina Micaela
05-22-2012, 06:12 AM
"Tomorrow i will have a long day si I'll text you tomorrow. Night baby. Love you!"

:'3

The Wulfe
05-22-2012, 07:55 PM
":) of course, babbababbbbby."

Leon G
05-22-2012, 08:23 PM
"What time do you want me to pick you up?"

Merry Gentry
05-23-2012, 01:22 AM
Your camera isn't workin!!!

The Wulfe
05-23-2012, 02:52 AM
"Kaleema A commented on your photo.
Gross. Reminds me of sex ed.

Reply with your comment or 'like'."

It was a picture of my lunch. :(

Leon G
05-23-2012, 04:11 PM
Ok is she still outside?

The Wulfe
05-23-2012, 06:36 PM
"Anything that's at fred's, munchies, drink, food... Or you all just BYNDO"

Gettin ready for some D&D! :)

Leon G
05-23-2012, 06:46 PM
"I'll be back in town next tues"

The Wulfe
05-23-2012, 06:57 PM
"Looks like it's not happening"

=[

Leon G
05-23-2012, 07:43 PM
"lol"

The Wulfe
05-23-2012, 08:41 PM
"Bryan is packing, then he has to get his stuff, then we can head over. So half an hour? Do you need a ride?"

Leon G
05-24-2012, 02:36 AM
haha i love you

Mary Sue
05-24-2012, 02:40 AM
-hugs-

Storm
05-24-2012, 02:48 AM
Really?

The Wulfe
05-24-2012, 06:37 AM
"Fcgvhemdwiklduxi. Never mind, I FOUND IT! :D"

My little mexi-friend is carrying on my legacy. No joke.

Leon G
05-24-2012, 03:07 PM
lets do something

The Wulfe
05-24-2012, 08:24 PM
"Yup. It's a zero shit given day."

Leon G
05-24-2012, 10:18 PM
I lost my phone.

Storm
05-25-2012, 11:37 PM
Tuesday @ 1:00

Leon G
05-26-2012, 01:41 AM
"Thank you now please calm down because I am only human. A human who has a 4.3 GPA but fails the Learner's Permit vision test, then comes back with glasses only to fail the written test."

Long message, right?

Miss Devil
05-26-2012, 01:43 AM
Did you get it?!?!?!?!

flora19
05-26-2012, 01:56 AM
This is my last message: http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pgay3/

Miss Devil
05-26-2012, 02:26 AM
Stop calling every two minutes I am almost there.

[He even cap locked it to emphasize the screaming tone was implied, that is why I made it so large.]

Imp
05-26-2012, 03:29 AM
"I tld u I wld kll u"

But I'm still alive? >>

G
05-26-2012, 05:55 AM
"Aight, guess I aint going out or drinkin' for a while."

I have no idea. I think my brother was texting someone.

G
05-26-2012, 05:55 AM
Ignore this, sorry.

Setsa
05-26-2012, 01:06 PM
Last night was great baby, nothing beats a date night

Storm
05-26-2012, 03:15 PM
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(Great to win contests which I never entered ... now where is that darn delete icon)

PinkBandit
05-26-2012, 08:44 PM
"Egg, celery, corn, un idk wat else cuz she went out sorry"

xD

Magic
05-26-2012, 08:49 PM
'waz up, Brittney?!? are you still sick?!'

PinkBandit
05-26-2012, 08:51 PM
'k'

man i hate those responses.

Magic
05-26-2012, 08:55 PM
lol i agree

'yay!! hey look a bunny!
(\ /)
( . . )
c(")(") '

PinkBandit
05-26-2012, 08:57 PM
I love those bunnies.

I text too much as well.

"hahahahhahahaa ditttooo! Its like white gushh coming out from her mouth ewwww >_<"

Don't ask.
My friends were playing a fail game of chubby bunny.

Magic
05-26-2012, 09:02 PM
lol
my brother's iphone auto spelling correction FAIL!
'I got a A in pornography!! Im so happy!!! '

i think he means photography... lol

PinkBandit
05-27-2012, 01:42 AM
I find it funny how he has that word on his phone.

"Fantastic baby english version is a lot better"

:D

999th post. oh yess.

flora19
05-27-2012, 07:58 PM
Do you think the baby is cute

I FINALLY GOT A PHONE!! :D No, I'm not a pedophile, it was my cousin she was referring to, at her baptism.

Leon G
05-27-2012, 09:44 PM
"RAVIN' WITH JESUS! one more thing i never expected to do"

Sent by my atheist friend XD There is no raving with Jesus, I meant to say the rave was near a church, not at it.

Waving
05-28-2012, 01:38 AM
"What's wrong?"

Imp
05-28-2012, 01:48 AM
"Where u want nuke?"

Oh those darn Russians and their inability to speak complete English! XD

Oh well =)

Leon G
05-28-2012, 01:50 AM
"What up home dog"

I regret the day Flora got a phone >.> (Kidding! :P)

PinkBandit
05-28-2012, 02:10 AM
"Yes, me jelly. -insert all caps rage here-"

What happens when you tell your friends you have fried chicken o.o

Leon G
05-28-2012, 02:14 AM
ME JELLY. ME SO JELLY.

"Come over tomorrow?"

PinkBandit
05-28-2012, 05:19 AM
Ikr :3

"hey wassup grassy"

My nickname~
-_____-

Setsa
05-28-2012, 01:12 PM
Hugs from Papa and Gram to our Pumpkin

-My da and stepmom to my daughter last night

Leon G
05-28-2012, 07:37 PM
"That must have been some guilt trip she gave you. How long will you be occupied? (thinking,afterparty)"

The Wulfe
05-28-2012, 08:09 PM
"Tired."

Just got back from camping. :p

Leon G
05-28-2012, 08:15 PM
Cool beans then! I was in Baltimore for like ever and were headed back now but its like an hour drive so I'm just seeing what people be doing

The Wulfe
06-01-2012, 06:09 PM
"It's alright. I'll find someone else to overrun with elves."

Leon G
06-01-2012, 07:39 PM
"Text me when you get here. [insert friend's address here]"

The Wulfe
06-01-2012, 11:32 PM
"You want tuna melts with split pea soup or pancakes and eggs for dinner"

Oh man. Guess who's excited for tuna tonight?

Leon G
06-02-2012, 02:19 AM
"Get on yahoo"

PinkBandit
06-02-2012, 02:37 AM
"Noo r u here"

Leon G
06-02-2012, 02:53 AM
Lol, obv your not there, you're on RPA! :)

"Thanks for letting me come over today"

PinkBandit
06-02-2012, 03:06 AM
Actually, I am there. and here. >u<

"LOOOOL at the bus stop, when I got off the bus, there was this guy with his window open and he was yelling 'f**k you, f**king mother f****r' at somebody xDD"

Leon G
06-02-2012, 03:16 AM
"When is that?"

Storm
06-02-2012, 06:40 PM
Received it today.

Leon G
06-03-2012, 01:00 AM
"clingy friend spam"

The Wulfe
06-03-2012, 09:00 AM
"No way! Party hard, all night!"

Leon G
06-05-2012, 09:57 PM
"Hahahahahahahaha hell na XD!!! Summer sko, & smokn a lil bit of weed here&there"

^This kid's going places. Fail attempt at impressing me.

PinkBandit
06-06-2012, 03:34 AM
"Wait. What?"

xD

Leon G
06-06-2012, 03:53 AM
"We should"

The Wulfe
06-06-2012, 05:05 PM
Weights.