Headline the member above you.

[SQJPure]

Pretty easy game.

Create a news head line and place the name of the user above you.

Like....

'46664 arrested for causing 16 car pile up after flashing sexy man chest.'

Like that hey if you can pull off that whole alliteration thing go for it.

[Fayt]

BREAKING NEWS: 46664 imprisoned for being too pure!

[The Wulfe]

Fayt arrested after found with 20 pounds of stolen Kittehs.

[SQJPure]

The Body of Wulf found after public abduction by Grammer Nazis.
The lader had this to say 'I hate the word Kitteh!'

^_^

[Damnation]

Expert claims people are indeed numbers; cites 46664 as evidence.

[Fayt]

Damnation goes missing after stealing a roler coaster from famous theme park.

[Rho Aias VII]

Fayt found to be gay and covering it up with a hetrosexual relationship!

[Fayt]

The Black Knight's latest post found to be rep-worthy, critics say.

[Rho Aias VII]

Fayt enjoys spending 'time' with his male friends, says critics.

[Fayt]

The Black Knight has a crush on an anime girl, critics say.

[Rho Aias VII]

Fayt is a terrible troll, trolls say.

[Fayt]

The Black Knight wrongly accuses celebrity Fayt of being a troll, court hears.

[Rho Aias VII]

Fayt murdered in freak accident! A black knight's helmet was found on the scene, police are investigating.

[SikstaSlathalin]

Rho lost his battle with testicular cancer today his funeral will be yesterday.

[SQJPure]

Micheal Cera has been picked for the new Deadpool movie!

[SikstaSlathalin]

Troy Banes arrested for being seen with a DVD player he has a receipt for.

[Nazgul]

Red Spandex Shortage Coming. SikstaSlathalin Vows Retribution

[SikstaSlathalin]

Nazgul held a press conference today. All pink metal bats are to be melt down and dropped into the sea.

[Storm]

New RPA award announced, the Golden Siksta Award for 100,000 posts. There will be Glitter ... so much glitter

[Princess Luna]

Storm Reveals Newest RPA Award

[Car'mael]

Princess of Dreams caught streaking Rangers Game--video at 9!

[Heir of Void]

Group of Cultists led by Grand Mentor Car'Mael Discover New Fossil! Claim Existence of Chicken-Man!

And at 7:00- Deadliest Warrior: Bigfoot vs. Chicken-Man!

[Playpink]

icecestroXi engineers army of killer robots.

(that's what I see when I look at your Avvie)

[Playpink]

icecestroXi engineers army of killer robots.

(that's what I see when I look at your Avvie)

[Bia]

Playpink caught red-handed

(get it? pink...red..? hehe)

[Mr. Irish]

The Sixth Sense: Part 2.

Starring Bia's signature, due for release within the month.

[Car'mael]

New Gun Control Laws Unfair To Assassins, Says Irish...

[Playpink]

Car'mael arrested for barbequeing ten innocents

[Bia]

Cops called on Playpink's blowout party

[Yoruyonaka]

Bia commemorated for saving children from a bus :D

[Lost Goddess]

Yoruyonaka shot down by a hunter being mistaken for a duck XD
((sorry just you avi and sig made me think of it))

[Edynol]

Lost Goddess found by accident after everyone stopped looking. Reports say she was in her living room eating Doritos while watching Family Guy in the nude.

[Rayne7]

Edynol found after being eaten.

[Edynol]

Rayne found after having died from Edynol Poisoning.

[Lost Goddess]

Edynol found standing in the supermarket paralzyed. No spam was to be found anymore.

[Heroic Hope]

Lost Goddess Found Guilty for Pink Overload

[SQJPure]

Quiet Queen dies in Queer Quest to Quell rioting drag Queens!!

No one can beat that! XD

[Aesa]

BREAKING NEWS: Childish Gambino Named King of Alliterative Headlines!

[Azazeal849]

This just in: Alice declared awesome by indie population of Glasgow for Franz Ferdinand reference in profile location.

[Leon G]

Breaking News: Azazeal arrested as prime suspect in the mystery of who let the dogs out.

[Bia]

Leoni Green Called In For Trying To Hold Her Leg Up Higher Than Mine

[SQJPure]

Bia blamed for breaking up the band Breaking Benjamin

[Bia]

PURE In Custody For Spilling Coffee On Expensive Records

[Nehirr]

BIA TAKEN IN FOR MURDERING LOCAL ANT

[Naraness]

Nehhir arrested for prancing around in a field of daises too long! (I mean geesh, you were doing that yesterday, and the day before, you're hurting the daisies. ;P)

[G]

Naraness found to be holding butterflies captive in bubbles. Let those poor butties fly!!!

[Bia]

G Accused Of Being Way Too Dizzy

[Leon G]

Bia lead star in the Dance Show tonight!

[Playpink]

Leoni arrested for stalking (this is what I think when you have an eye for an Avvie)

[SpeckieBen]

PLAY PINK FINALLY PINS DOWN STALKER OF SPECKIBEN

[SpeckieBen]

PLAY PINK FINALLY PINS DOWN STALKER OF SPECKIBEN

SPECKIEBEN SPELLS OWN NAME WRONG

[Playpink]

Speckieben smited for putting a space between Play and Pink. It irks me.

[SpeckieBen]

sorry Play_Pink

*death by trolling*

[Playpink]

-wtf-

...Speckieben killed by mysterious pink-clad assailant. That is all.

[SpeckieBen]

Pink/play

death by choice.

[Angelic Nature]

SpeckieBen Hailed As New Simon Cowell of RPN :P

[Bia]

Angelic Called In For Questioning About Mysterious Scooter Incident

[Aesa]

BREAKING NEWS: Bia Locked Up Due to Extensive Radiations of Awesomeness

[BleedingRose]

Breaking News: Alice Suspected in the Murder of a Spoon!

[Waving]

News Flash: Anna Got Caught With Stashes Of Awesomeness In Her Pockets!

[Zatory-Master]

BREAKING NEWS: Waving arrested for illegal staring contests!

[Imp]

THE SEARCH FOR ZATORY-MASTER CONTINUES. More at 11

[Fira Fidelity]

IMP and Freddy Engagement: Will Betty Boop Comment?

[Danijel]

http://r9.fodey.com/2208/516fd78f88154fc691e785c764c330dd.0.jpg

[Mary Sue]

Danijel, on the run from a sydicate of crime monkies! We have the full story right here.

[The Wulfe]

Mary Sue's vibrancy to blame for sinking Titanic? More at 10.

[Bia]

Is The Wulfe Our Serial Killer?

[The Wulfe]

Bia, friend or foe?

[Merry Gentry]

The Wulfe.... Loner or Secret Organizer of the Macy's Day Parade? News at 11

[JoseWolf]

Merry Gentry's new movie rated AAARRRRRRRR??? Story at 11.

[The Wulfe]

JoseWolf possibly TOO handsome to handle.

[JoseWolf]

The Wulfe...Kiss ass? Or Always correct?

[The Wulfe]

JoseWolfe, the man behind Hitler?

[JoseWolf]

The Wulfe...Nicknamed psychotherapist without psycho?

[Leon G]

Local RPer arrested for attracting hordes of teenage girls.

[The Wulfe]

Airplane crash caused by...vibrant music tastes? More coming up.

[Bia]

Can One Man Get Stabbed Too Often? More at 9

[JoseWolf]

Sonic reference under Bia's Username? Find out at 11.

[Bia]

The Art of Growing Luxurious Hair

[Mary Sue]

The Green Goddess of RPA, arrested for stealing the third sons of families! The whole story after the break...

[Bia]

Mary Sue NOT Perfect! Find out why on our afternoon show...

[The Wulfe]

Mysterious things happening all across the world. Stories of insane tentacle monsters and the like. More on this Bia-related threat at 11.

[JoseWolf]

DJ sensation The Wulfe talks about his radio show and how it gets him girls, more at 10.

[Bia]

JoseWolf Called Out - find out what for inside

[JoseWolf]

Bia out to kill teenage heartthrob Josewolf? Find out more at 6.

[The Wulfe]

Serial Manslaughter, or Cereal Manufacturer? JoseWolf investigation continues next.

[Setsa]

Is the Wulfe's justice methods welcomed by all? More at 10...

[all in fun my dear all in fun :hugg: ]

[The Wulfe]

Setsa, homicidal maniac?

[Zatory-Master]

The wulfe caught for stealing ledgendary sacred katanas, *read all about it in section D*

[The Wulfe]

Zatory Master, possibly not a master after all.

[Bia]

Wulfe In The Headlines Too Much?

[JoseWolf]

Bia, not in the headlines enough? News at 11.

[Bia]

Jose Stealing Headline Ideas?

[JoseWolf]

Bia on to me? More after I take my paranoia medicine.

[Bia]

Jose Looking For A New Look. For more info. check out Bia's request shop.

[JoseWolf]

JoseWolf and Bia headlining duo? On a murder spree? With carrots? More at 10.

[Bia]

The Case of Bia's Carrot Murder Addiction Cracked By Detective Jose.

[The Wulfe]

37 dead and 3 injured, Bia somehow to blame?

[Jacogos]

Endless monotony of life got you down? Scientist 'The Wulfe' has come up with a shocking new way to *censored* like never before! More on this tonight at 6.

[The Wulfe]

Jacogos, the famed Dovahkiin dragon hunter, has been found alive in his house.

[Jacogos]

Jacogos, the famed Dovahkiin dragon hunter, has been found alive in his house.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2yfy2Ke4I1rs311go2_500.jpg

The Wulfe, previously thought to be a genius in all regards, has recently admitted to the press that he does indeed lack a brain.

[The Wulfe]

The news will report on anything these days, dude. It's ridiculous.

Jacogos found to be a jerk.

>:p

[Jacogos]

Breaking news, the Wulfe got his feelings hurt. Top reporter had this to say... (click here) (http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/096/044/trollface.jpg?1296494117)

[The Wulfe]

I can't rep you again. Damnit.

Jacogos plans on leading attack on Whiterun. Is he doomed? More at 11.

[Jacogos]

WHITERUN WILL FALL OR MY NAME IS NOT JARL JACOGOS THE UNHOLY!

The Wulfe learns the fatal flaw of 'To Rep, or to Rep LATER?' The story unfolds...

[The Wulfe]

Whiterun soon to fall at the hands of Jacogos. Jarl Balgruf beware!

[Jacogos]

NEWS FLASH! The Wulfe named Thane of Whiterun under new Jarl Jacogos. Let us all make jest.. and feast!

[Bia]

Jacogos In Custody For Yelling "Fus Ro Dah" after 12am

[Zatory-Master]

This just in! Bia accused for murder and has escaped the police, don't be fooled by her pretty face! take cover and don't open your doors!

[The Wulfe]

Zatory's dancing distracts freeway drivers. 42-car pile up at 11.

[Bia]

Wulfe In Custody For Being Too Awesome

[The Wulfe]

Bia behind bars on potential cereal theft spree.

[Jacogos]

Wulfe being held hostage by a woman claiming to be Merry gentry! Story at 11...

[Atrum Daemon]

Local rube Jacogos claims abduction by aliens. Insists that "nothing happened." Full story at 8.

[JoseWolf]

Atrum Daemon, cool name or the COOLEST name? More at 6.

[Atrum Daemon]

JoseWolf jailed for abuse of SCIENCE. More at 7:45.

[IIzak]

Atrum Daemon arrested as a suspect in the recent Magic School Bus Hijacking.

[Leon G]

IIzak accused of making Chuckie dolls o.O

[JoseWolf]

Leoni Green in the news again! When is enough Minaj just too much Minaj? More at 15:46.

[Leon G]

JoseWolf officially nicknamed "The Hottie with the Latin Body" More details later.

[Storm]

Leoni Green Arrested, no charges filed, the cops just wanted to be graced with her awesomeness, News at 11.

[Merry Gentry]

Storm - the man behind the glitter - in depth report up next

[Storm]

It was discovered Merry Gentry is an Alien, interview pending for access to the Mother Ship.

[Leon G]

In honor of Storm, Congress has passed a National Glitter Day holiday.

[The Wulfe]

Nicki Minaj shot and killed? It may have been her biggest fan.

[Rayne7]

The Wulfe Arrested For Public Indecency While Attempting Suicide

[Zatory-Master]

Raine7 caught on video recording movies from the cinema, Ilegally. Read more about it in this sunday's paper!!!

[Rayne7]

Zatory-Master Arrested for Stalking Rayne in Cinema

[Leon G]

Rayne arrested for setting fire to the rain.

[The Wulfe]

13 Dead, 6 Arrested. Who could be at the heart of this American Tragedy? Leoni in for questioning.

[Leon G]

Wulfe tries to take over Downtown, but alas, no cigar.

[The Wulfe]

Leoni knows not where the term "No cigar" comes from.

[Leon G]

Wulfe fails at trying to take over Leoni's Downtown.

[The Wulfe]

Leoni too blind to see that Wulfe is in 1st Place.

[Leon G]

Wulfe arrested for attacking JoseWolf. Is this town only big enough for one Wolf?

[Jacogos]

Authorities are baffled by a crime scene where pink was splattered across the walls of a small suburban house. Detectives can only make out fake hair and an overabundance of make up, clearing up that the victim is ost likely Leoni Green.

[The Wulfe]

Jacogos making interesting choices for Whiterun economy. What will be his next step in locking down on crime?

[Setsa]

Wulfe going into business to mass produce cookie-bones. Will this become a trend? More at 5!

[Leon G]

Setsa's evil twin Sesta robs bank. More details later.

[The Wulfe]

Leoni in town. Everyone watch your CD collections.

[Leon G]

The Wulfe to host radio show tonight. Will RPA be listening?

[Sunwolf]

Leoni Green is said to be stealing famous star, Nicki Minaj's, look!

[Zatory-Master]

Breaking News: New discovery of Sunwolf has been found. More at 11!

[G]

Zatory Master Jailed when 'dancing in the street' is outlawed.

[Zatory-Master]

"G" arested for breaking Law 566: "having a name less than two letters." check the website to read her punishments for the hideous crime

[Sunwolf]

BREAKING NEWS: Zatory-Master arrested after putting G in jail!

[Jacogos]

This just in, Sunwolf apprehended for joining a cultist movement known only as RPA... More on this unknown group later.

[Zatory-Master]

Attention! Jacogos was Seen with The Mysterious RPA group along with Sunwolf. What will happen next! more after commercials!!!

[Miniko]

Zatory sentanced to the death penalty after the limit of roleplays came into effect. Each member can only be in 2 roleplays but he violates this law with a billion :D

[flora19]

Miniko's Makeup: How much is too much?

[Jacogos]

This just in: Yet another individual has been apprehended from the hated RPA Cultist Movement. Flora19 will be questioned thoroughly about her knowledge of the cult, and then released into the wild where she was found.

[Leon G]

Jacagos accused of forcing RPA members to participate in a gladiator like killing game.

[Jacogos]

Leoni Green has been unlawfully tried, sentenced and brutally slaughtered in front of millions in a gladiator-style death match against Champion Ruan the dragon. Her charges seemed to be blasphemy in the highest degree, but no one seems to be willing to say why.

[IIzak]

This just in: Jacogos covers The Second Annual Rumble on RPA, more coverage to follow.

[The Wulfe]

IIzak locked up. More at ten. Possible K-9 involved.

[Jacogos]

This just in: Jacogos covers The Second Annual Rumble on RPA, more coverage to follow.

I see what you did there.

The Wulfe apprehended for possession of stolen rubber duckies. Why? The world may never know.

[flora19]

A streaker tears across the football field screaming, "Fus ro dah!"

[Mary Sue]

BREAKING NEWS: Pixies are real.

[flora19]

In other news, Mary Sue's eyes are mysteriously flashing between deep violet and sea green.

[Mary Sue]

Plants come to life and terrorize the City of New York. More at 11.

[Jacogos]

.... and that is all we have to say about the tragic death of Rock and Roll. In other news, flora19 (damn Ninjas) Mary Sue has been caught upriver without a paddle. Will she survive? More on that later.

[Mary Sue]

Jaco attacked by ninjas! We bring you the full story here at noon.

[The Wulfe]

Merry Gentry supposedly ransacked by pirates. Story at ten.

[flora19]

The Wulfe being forced to repeat third grade to learn how to spell "wolf". He claims it's intentional, but we'll show the true story.

[The Wulfe]

flora19 locked up in a lantern. Unfortunately, no escape has been found yet.

[Leon G]

Wulfe accused of stealing Teeja Bee's honey. More at 11.

[The Wulfe]

Leoni arrested for an illegal parking maneuver.

[Leon G]

Wulfe arrested for colliding an Oreo truck with a milk truck!

[The Wulfe]

buut....the beauty...

Leoni accused of theft of 15 small puppies from local pound.

[Leon G]

Wulfe accused of really being a computer, since he types so dang fast!

[The Wulfe]

Leoni astounded by only a 190 gwam count? Surprising turn of events, it seems.

[Leon G]

Wulfe likes to make up words? Is he the person responsible for the Frindle?

[BaraNoKokoro]

Leoni Green won a chance to meet and talk to Nicki Minaj face-to-face!

[Leon G]

Bara accused of eating man's face after using bath salts! O:

[BaraNoKokoro]

Leoni was found dead in her bathroom! Appearently she accidentally ate a whole bottle of shampoo be accident!

[Leon G]

Bara accused of letting the dogs out!

[flora19]

Leoni forced to attend typing class instructed by the Wulfe. Apparently, she doesn't know what gwam means. When asked for comment, she replied with, "Wulfe likes making up words?". Poor girl, forced to take embarrassing lessons from The Wulfe, and also living in a technologically not advanced world.

[Leon G]

Flora's Reeses stolen by Leoni Green. What can she do? Nothing.

[Jacogos]

Leoni was found dead in her bathroom! Appearently she accidentally ate a whole bottle of shampoo be accident!

Bara accused of redundancy? Will he be tried for being repetitive, or would that simply be counterproductive? (Lol, couldn't pass this up xD

Leoni in intensive care for the crick in her neck! Details on this odd predicament when we return.

[Leon G]

Jacagos awarded Member Of the Month! :D Who could be more deserving?

[flora19]

Leoni congratulated for congratulating Jacogos on his honor that merits such congratulation. Congratulations Jacogos!

[Leon G]

Flora congratulated for congratulating Leoni for congratulating Jaco for become MoTM :D

[BaraNoKokoro]

Leoni and Flora started an endless and piontless game of congratulating!

[Leon G]

Bara officially renamed "Bara" since her username is too long to type out!

[flora19]

Leoni quickly approaches the 2000 post count :D

[Jacogos]

This just in! Flora19 is jealous of mine and Leoni's post counts! Will something come of it? Stay tuned!

[The Wulfe]

Jacogos' badass-ery has reached new heights as he sleighs the mighty dragon Alduin. Lord has had mercy upon our souls.

[BaraNoKokoro]

The Wulfe suicided! Dedution have been made about the reasons, and is comfirmed that it is because of his guilt toward Jacogo!

[The Wulfe]

Bara found to have a terrible disease that causes her to live in an eternal state of falling wherever she goes.

[flora19]

The Wulfe a reported wolf serial killer of sorts. Ironic, slightly. Expected, absolutely.

[The Wulfe]

flora shot out of the skies, thought to be a soviet aircraft.

[Storm]

The Wulfe exposed as Cereal Killer, thousands of boxes of Lucky Charms rest easily now that the leprachan knows who to look for. (What do you mean wrong cereal? Well, my bad ;))

[The Wulfe]

Storm obliterated by blizzard tearing through town. Remains are strewn across 16 states.

[Leon G]

Wulfe reported for sneaking acorns to Storm's attack squirrels. Doesn't he know that they can't be spoiled?

[Zatory-Master]

Storm, Leoni, and Wulfe arrested for creating an illegal gang in the city of RPA. What did they do? More after the break.

[Kaishou]

Santa Clause Impersonator Zatory-Master Convicted for Child Molestation

[Leon G]

O_O

Kaishou arrested fro abuse of Neopets.

[Green Lantern]

Mediocre pop star nicki Minaj found dead yesterday after an altercation with her talent. The altercation in question seemed to be over the release of the song "stupid hoe".

In other news Octomom is pregnant again and scientist have seem to have found a way to make a more capable Nicki clone which they have so far dubbed "Leoni Green".

[starlite_starbright]

The Green Lantern was spotted streaking through disneyland

[Rho Aias VII]

Vicious criminal, MmmmSashimi, found having eaten own foot

[Jacogos]

Brho Aias taken in for questioning authorities. Which authorities was he questioning? The world may never know.

[Green Lantern]

Jacogos fined for clubbing baby seals without a permit.

[Naraness]

Green Lantern brought in for killing two people of hardcore overload.

[Green Lantern]

Naraness brought in for conspiracy with Green Lantern. It seems the two were planning a takeover of the ENTIRE RPA DOWNTOWN AREA!

[SilverAce]

Green Lantern taken downtown for questioning of the disapearance of every kitty in the world.

[Finesthour]

Breaking news: SilverAce has been arrested for the murder of 10 kittens!

[SQJPure]

Finesthour's fifteen minutes of fame runs out early!

[Finesthour]

I am Sam has been charged with murder in the 3rd degree!

[johnnymcmurphy]

Finesthour arrested for jay walking, not quite his "finest hour"

[Toastdurr]

((harhar punny))

Johhny McMurphy's performance in concert amazes millions!

[johnnymcmurphy]

*blush2* What a kind headline!
Toastdurr wins the Nobel Peace Prize for Human/Toast Relations

[SQJPure]

McDonalds sues McMurphy for receipy for Mactastic Mcmuffins.

[crazydawg444]

Special news bulliten: Sam does not like green eggs and ham

[SilverAce]

EXTRA! EXTRA! CRAZYDAWG444 IS BROUGHT IN FOR QUESTIONING OF BEING AN ACCOMPLICE OF JOHNNYMCMURPHY FOR THE RECIPE OF MACTASTIC MCMUFFINS!! :0

[crazydawg444]

Extra! SilverAce sued for stealing Sams headline!

[johnnymcmurphy]

crazydawg444 found not guilty of murder by reason of insanity.

[SilverAce]

lolz sorry I am Sam X>
johnnymcmurphy found not guilty of the kidnapping of the president

[johnnymcmurphy]

SilverAce being questioned for lurking in closets behind forgotten shirts... -creeper-
C:

[SilverAce]

Lolz
Johnnymcmurphy is found missing :o police think that Crazydawg444 has something to do with the case... >_>

[johnnymcmurphy]

SilverAce takes very important and difficult test, aces it. ~hippie~

[SilverAce]

Johnnymcmurphy found alive but in a ice block.

[johnnymcmurphy]

SilverAce rewarded for finding johnnymcmurphy in ice block. X3

[SilverAce]

coolio :>
Johnnymcmurphy wakes up from ice block 50 years later!

[No.6]

SilverAce gets questioned in relation to finding man in ice block

[SilverAce]

No.6 disappears from the face of the earth... no relation as to what and how it happened...
hur hur hur :whee:

[johnnymcmurphy]

SilverAce secretly an evil genius...

[SilverAce]

Johnnymcmurphy questioned for the disappearance of No.6

[johnnymcmurphy]

SilverAce also questioned as an accomplice.
(THEY'RE ON TO US!!!)O_o;

[Leon G]

Johnny McIforget arrested for refusal to wear shoes. When approached with a pair of converse, he screamed "GET AWAY YANKEE" and knocked out the police with a moonshine jug.

[Jacogos]

Leoni Greene taken in for being taken in once before for disrupting the chaotic peace of Townsville. MOre later.

[Knifey Keith]

JACOGOS SAYS "THAT BITCH AINT MY BABY MOMMA." More on Page 13

[Jacogos]

Knifey Keith iced for knowing too much. Notorious Gangster "1-Up J" thought to be behind it. Continued on reverse.

[Sunlight-]

Jacogos sentenced to life in prison after he forcibly made a monkey eat a banana.
Yes. All my fellow monkies are safe now >.<

[Green Lantern]

Sunlight was brutally beaten to near-death by various objects formed by Green Energy from a Lantern Corps Member's Green Power Ring for not checking out said Lantern's thread idea (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=31560&p=994884#post994884)

[Sunlight-]

Green Lantern is struck by lightning!! A mysterious event although resources say that Sunlight was involved. Zeus was also possibly involved. Green Lantern is left in a fatal stage in the same hospital as Sunlight was admitted into the previous Sunday. There have been extra security officers placed outside of Green Lanterns room, as Sunlight has made various threats to "murder him with a scalpel".

Lol okay more of a novel headliner but for me it was more like revenge >.<

[Green Lantern]

D-Level Rpa Member Sunlight had all his friends, family, faintly connected acquaintances, and pets brutally murdered today. Authorities believe it to have been done by a rather large kill squad of Green Lantern's lead by the notorious Hexy.

When asked why neither the police nor any other groups have made efforts to engage and/or apprehend these Space Cops, the Chief responded, "Their powers freak me right the fuck out."

[Sunlight-]

Green Lanterns magic green power crap has been mysteriously taken away, from what we know it was because he called Sunlight a 'him'. Because she ain't no fucking 'him'.

[Jacogos]

Sunlight continues her battle with her sexuality. Some say she's insane, others just think she is a closet hipster. See everyone's opinions on inside flap.

[Bia]

Jacogos Doing Favors To Get MOTM?? More later.

[Jacogos]

Bia put in for spreading vicious rumours lies about fellow RPA members. The box has never felt so Blue before.

[zeno101200]

Jacogos beaten to death by a fish. Fish states that claims were false. Court cannot decide on final verdict.

[Sunlight-]

Zeno is granted with a pretty horsy because Sunlight found that very entertaining, resources anonymous.

[zeno101200]

Sunlight receives a medal for being so kind. More in an hour.

[FireSpark96]

Zeno accused of trying to make all the people in the world wear red; thrown in jail after assaulting various members of congress.

[SilverAce]

Firespark in jail for starting a fire in the subway station.

[FireSpark96]

SilverAce arrested for selling stolen t-shirts.

[Setsa]

FireSpark accused of starting all the Colorado Wildfires! More at 10!
[I had nothing and that's only thing that came to mind :) ]

[SilverAce]

Setsa given the nobel prize for smartness! >:3

[FireSpark96]

Coming up next, SilverAce accused of stealing Narnia, what will the world do?

[zeno101200]

FireSpark may be the true evil ruler in Narnia? Public says "Yes."