Famous Last Words!

[Evil Troy]

Quick! Think to yourself; you're doing something totally awesome but no one is looking. What do you shout out to get their attention?

"Look Ma, no hands!"

"It was meant to be!"

Five seconds later that awesome thing you were doing back fires and you die!

Now I know what you're thinking, "Aw that's not cool." Well of course it's not cool, it's not supposed to be! That's why they call it "Famous Last Words", and that's what the name of this contest is! So, if you've got a famous last word then post it below and see just how popular it is.

"What? See how popular it is? What you talking about Troy?"

Well, due to the epicness of this contest we are letting everyone be the judge for this. That's right! The winner will be determined by whoever has the most votes in the poll we will be setting up.

But first, let's handle the rules shall we:

1. Be subtle- no need to go all out and be blunt. The simplest things are sometimes the best.
2. No excessive things ladies and gentlemen, this is still PG13 forums so keep that in mind
3. No flaming other cultures, beliefs, faiths or races.
4. Try to have fun

Now that we got that out of the way lets go over the deadline. You will have until April 17 to put in your entry and yes there is a one entry per person limit. Anyways, on April 17 the polls will open for anyone to vote for what they think is the best famous last words, and voting will end on April 30.

So, for all of you who are interested get to posting!

[Housemaster]

"No need to worry dear, I'm covered in bubblewrap!"

[infernai]

"Knew i should have used those free food coupons yesterday.."

[~N~]

"That's just great."

[Awean8]

"I said I'd do anything for her. So I ate a brick."

[Charvi Mehra]

"No no! Really, it'll be hilarious just watch! Now you hold that cat still while I go find the ducttape..."

[TheBarbarian]

"Let us go were no man has gone before!"

[Heavensguard92]

"When we have this many back up plans, how can we fail?!"

[Drakkon]

"Now who could that be this late at night?"

[Jake]

"I promise, the fork and toaster can be friends."

[Stiltzkin]

"fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck goose"

[Leon G]

"I mean...come on guys, what's the worst that could happen?"

[Miss Fortune]

"What happened to the light? No one told me swinging a sword around in a small room was a bad idea."

[Lúthien]

"Your…inheritance money…I left it in the…"

[Stiltzkin]

"thats what she said"

[Jake]

"Guys, it's okay, I watch House."

[Princess Luna]

Look at the pretty zombie! I must hug it!

[Stryker]

"Hey ya'll, Watch This!"

[Old Gregg]

"Okay, if I max out this round and win initiative next round, maybe..."

[VillageIdiot]

"Oh, fudge."

[Housemaster]

"Guys, it's okay, I watch House."

You... You're WATCHING me?!!?

[Car'mael]

"Gimme a match--I think the gas tank is empty."

[Almost_Blue]

"No fair~ I wanted to look fantastic when I die..." -gets hit by a train-

[Heir of Void]

"They said I could be anything, so I became a jet engine."

[\/£in]

"Ah! Hiroshima, Japan...so beautiful."

"OH! The date? August 6th."

[Cthulhu]

"Hold Mah Beer"

[MykaShadow]

"Oh, that kind of gas isnt explosive!"

[Ace of Hearts™]

"Don't worry, I'm looking down the barrel, there's no bullet in there."

[Griphun]

"Hi Waaaayne. Hiiii!"

Kudos to those who know where that's from.

[Faith]

I live!

[Avella]

"What does this lever do again?"

[Spazzmatic]

"Onwards, for the win and beyond!"

[DarkShadow]

"Lets get drunk and party! Oh no its my MOM!"

[Jacogos]

"The End." xD

"I'm the invincible champion of the universe!!"

PULL THE LEVER, KRONK!

[SpeckieBen]

Them: "Any last words?"
Old man: "Well I'm glad you asked actually because you see In my day...(5 hours later) and then she brought the pan back into the kitchen...(5 hours later) and that's when all the commotion about the colour television began...(5 days later) I told her space hoppers weren't a new russian invention...(five hours later) The Americans still think they won the war."

[Pyro-sensei]

"Well, shit. Monsters ARE real after all. Would ya lookit that..."

[Setsa]

"Shhhh..... You go this way, I'll go that way and then we'll get him when he least expects it!" *followed by giggles*

[CartelSaide]

"It's shiny. By video game standards it must be important."

[Imp]

"Hi, Anne! About that bird I borrowed from you? Well it uh... died..."

[Aeliss Novak]

Hangman: Any last words?
Criminal: Can I sing a song first?
Hangman: Okay.
Criminal: Nine billion bottles of beer on the wall, nine billion bottles of beer!....

[P.K.]

"yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me"

[Excalibur]

"Hey, Jed you sure this ACME brand rocket works?"

"Yes Clem, that there coyote said so."

[G]

"Now remember kids, look right, look... what was that next part again? Oh well, I'm sure it's not important."

[Phoenix]

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!

[Panthermoon]

Keep your cotton pickin hands off my gin!

[Naraness]

Perfect... Now hand me the C-4...

[Kris]

Closed, time to help on this thread (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=29580) =D