SQJPure
07-09-2012, 11:09 PM
This is something I have to do. I promised one of my favourite work colleges in the world. He's a wanna be graphic designer. Like the stuff we do here. I've been urging him on for like ever and he's been improving constantly since we first started working together. It's a weird experience watching someone like him grow simply while I egged him on, okay encouraging isn't what I did so much as act all disappointed at his goals telling him he should(not could) do more.
I promised him I'd start recording my random craziness and on the spot material to see if I can form a routine or a skit or something remotely interesting that people would want to read, listen to ETC ETC ETC.
A stupid promise to make when you suffer from CRIPPLING SHYNESS! If I were any more shy I would totally get a handicap parking sticker despite not having a fucking caaaaaar....
This will be random talking mostly at the start. Hopefully over time this will get better as I go on.
I feel that there should be a warning.
One. I'm an idiot. I'm okay with that! You need to ensure that you're okay with it too because this isn't youtube. there will not be a youtube commenting section where you can show the world just how much of a troll you really are.
Two. Critism would be great only.....You have no idea, not an effing inkling how hard this is for me. I've been planning this everyday, constantly FOR MONTHS. Chickening out all the time. There's so much I've given up because of how hard things like this are for me. So be incredible careful if you want to be helpful.
Three. There will be swearing. I love profanity. It reminds me that I am a part of the world and I love this world and being a part of it. If you hate profanity please don't be here. There's nothing worse than a speech on profanity. There's never been an exciting lecture on the negatives on profanity. Every single negative speech on profanity is basically you watching the speaker jack off with one hand while patting themselves on the back, leaving you with the awful feeling you get after masturbation.
It's not fun.
Four I'm opinionated. If I didn't have opinions I would not be doing this. I would have just kept making blogs but people kept taking umbrage(who ever that bitch is, who's apparently very loose because people keep taking her....and yet she wont have sex with me....) to my thoughts. I'm fucking around. Have fun with it. It's the point.
Five, swearing. I feel I need to mention it twice. No one likes a clean set. xD I'm not Bill Cosby.
I have to believe in myself in the way that the people around me believe in me. Please support me in this. (Mostly by not making my life hard.)
I promised him I'd start recording my random craziness and on the spot material to see if I can form a routine or a skit or something remotely interesting that people would want to read, listen to ETC ETC ETC.
A stupid promise to make when you suffer from CRIPPLING SHYNESS! If I were any more shy I would totally get a handicap parking sticker despite not having a fucking caaaaaar....
This will be random talking mostly at the start. Hopefully over time this will get better as I go on.
I feel that there should be a warning.
One. I'm an idiot. I'm okay with that! You need to ensure that you're okay with it too because this isn't youtube. there will not be a youtube commenting section where you can show the world just how much of a troll you really are.
Two. Critism would be great only.....You have no idea, not an effing inkling how hard this is for me. I've been planning this everyday, constantly FOR MONTHS. Chickening out all the time. There's so much I've given up because of how hard things like this are for me. So be incredible careful if you want to be helpful.
Three. There will be swearing. I love profanity. It reminds me that I am a part of the world and I love this world and being a part of it. If you hate profanity please don't be here. There's nothing worse than a speech on profanity. There's never been an exciting lecture on the negatives on profanity. Every single negative speech on profanity is basically you watching the speaker jack off with one hand while patting themselves on the back, leaving you with the awful feeling you get after masturbation.
It's not fun.
Four I'm opinionated. If I didn't have opinions I would not be doing this. I would have just kept making blogs but people kept taking umbrage(who ever that bitch is, who's apparently very loose because people keep taking her....and yet she wont have sex with me....) to my thoughts. I'm fucking around. Have fun with it. It's the point.
Five, swearing. I feel I need to mention it twice. No one likes a clean set. xD I'm not Bill Cosby.
I have to believe in myself in the way that the people around me believe in me. Please support me in this. (Mostly by not making my life hard.)