Dear Diary..

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Still feel like crap even after sleeping most of the afternoon

[Skipper]

Dear Diary,
MUST. WIN. GUYS VERSES GIRLS. GAME.

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,
We got this

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,
Where all my girls at?! >.<

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Oh yes. We win.

[Skipper]

Dear diary,
Hell to the yes!

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Need more cowbell

[Heroic Hope]

Dear Juniper,

How hot IS IT?

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Am I not the most sexiest person of them all?

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

feeling a little better. A little, but not much.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Thunder just shook my whole house.

[Koti~]

Dear Diary

I so wish I had the storm that is over Fayt's house

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Throat still hurts but I've been singing all day. >.<

[Fayt]

Dear Diary.

GeeGee has an awesome accent.

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Waiting on my cousin. Might have some recorded for all of you today.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

I have much to be proud of.

[Merry Gentry]

Dear diary,
did you see? did you see? RPA has been winterized! *yay*

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
LEG. PAIN. D:

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

No one will come play in the rain with me ;c

[mere]

Dear Diary,

Oh well.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

GeeGee was staring at me when I took my clothes off.

[mere]

Dear Diary,

Life.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

42.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Can't.
Find.
My.
Soul.
Literally flipping out right now.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,
Tired, achy, sore.
That is all.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Luna needs a mic.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,
Luna needs to not be a broke college student.

...and she needs a massage.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,

Life is pointless now.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Ceru should buy Luna that mic.

And I also believe that life has always been pointless :3

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary
sadness.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Irritated as fuck.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Tore my room apart have yet to sleep can't find soul.
Makes me so pissed. Now I have dad down my throat not in a good mood.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Positively ruined my voice from doing heavy metal vocals ;3

[Skipper]

Dear Diary,
I can't find a pair of socks that will keep my feet warm in this weather.

P.S. I hate public transport.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
TODAY SUCKS.
I want soul... D:

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

I'm willing to give my soul away.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Really Fayt? O:
Cause like my soul is my world..

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Yipie, it's warming up, it is all the way up to 12 Fahrenheit.

[Rho Aias VII]

Dear Diary;;

I am yet to understand how my mouth is going to feel healed after all this.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,
It's cold, and rainy, and wet.
I want to go bowling.

[Skipper]

Dear Diary,
Gotta go bowling with Luna.

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Went bowling and had another 300 game, followed be being asked to leave for kicking the pins down.
After thought - am I suppose to actually use a ball to knock the pins down, that has always confused me and would make those 300 games harder to reach

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Dancing until I pass out.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Ari-chan bite me.
He BITE me.
And gave me his laptop for minecraft and WoW

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

My ex is a whore.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Life is good.
One computer for RPA
The other for WoW and minecraft.
If only I could use Ari's mac to plug into my T.V.
Would play WoW on this laptop and go on RPA on that.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

I need a fucking drink.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Vodka is my life! JS

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

If someone brings me rum and coke now, I will sex them.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,
Couldn't go bowling. Fuckin' tournaments. Gotta wait till Friday.
Still cold.
Still rainy.
Was snowy, though it wouldn't stick cuz Louisiana sucks like that.
Still love my state though. <3
Ending pointless rambling now.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary.
>.> <.< What kind of rum? O:

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Bundaberg OP <.<

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Don't have that sowwy. </3

[Lunabella]

Deary Diary,

Oh, and guys suck. Should totally go lez. And just to point it out, sippin' on rum and coke at the moment.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Luna literally repeated what I said around 1pm EST.
I said I wanted to be lesbian until I went to Ari's house.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Luna should give me that rum and coke.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,

I might considering sharing with Fayt.

Once I get my massage, of course.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Beer and music sounds like a great idea...

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Luna needs to get her ass here.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,

Tempted, but it's too cold to go anywhere.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

I'll get Luna a jumper.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Sadness we only have vodka and wine.
Don't feel like either. FML

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

I'd take that vodka.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,

For some reason I found a lot of amusement in that sentence. It reminded me that Fayt is definitely an aussi.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
I can't drink heavy
I have one morning class.
One beer would have relaxed
me enough to fall asleep.
That or a smoke.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Being Australian is my obligation to others.

That made no sense >.>

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,

I <3 Australians.

And I need more people to ask me questions. It's been five days. ;.;

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

If Luna keeps up this love for Australians, I'll ask questions.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Smoking it is.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,

<3 Miss Devil for asking a question.

And Luna will always have <3 for Australians.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Miss Lunabella is le epic.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,

Wondering if Fayt has just realized this. XP

Although, he is pretty epic as well. :3

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

But of course I haven't just realized this.

[Lunabella]

Dear Diary,

Everyone should know this. :3

On a side note, I'm diggin' the new 360 dashboard.

On a different side note, getting annoyed with the sig sets I'm trying to make.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

I can't find The Zen Of Screaming anywhere. #EndOfTheWorld

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
//yawns;
sleepy e-e

[Rho Aias VII]

Dear Diary,

I'd go outside and stargaze if it wasn't so damn hot...

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

I'd go outside and gaze at Rho if he wasn't too hot.

[Rho Aias VII]

Dear Diary,

Should totally remind Fayt my heart's already taken.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

But his body isn't.

[Rho Aias VII]

Dear Diary,

Icebreak.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Tasty as a c... Icebreak.

[Rho Aias VII]

Dear Diary,

Just bled on my shirt. FUUUUU-

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Double the f**k drop!

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
People...copying...me...
//rages;

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

Perth tomorrow, gets to see my mummsy for the first time in 8 months >:3

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

You left me with this broken heart. So god bless you.

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Order new jukebox

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Abracadabra.
You're out of my life!

[Gin]

Dear Diary...

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i188/Gin761/4qhdlw.jpg

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

First night dance club good, making necessary repairs for the second night.

[Merry Gentry]

Dearest diary,
feels good to take over downtown.. it's been awhile.. wonder how many pages I can get before I have to start over? hhmm... on your mark, get set, GO!

[SikstaSlathalin]

Dear Diary

I miss this section.

[Sinderella]

Dear Diary,

I wish I were still a child.

[SikstaSlathalin]

Dear Diary

I'll take over the pages again soon.

[Cleopatra]

Dear Diary,

Only a few more hours, only a few more hours, only a few more hours... I can last a few more hours...

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
I may bring my laptop to culinary.

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Peace, Love and Bulletproof Marshmallows

[Sinderella]

Dear Diary,

I'm all out of chocolate milk. . ;[

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Are you mad for me putting ink on you?

[Sinderella]

Deary Diary,

I finished procrastinating around roleplays, if only I could finish procrastinating around going to bed.

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

"I-, don't care about anyone else but me.
I-, don't care about anyone, or anything."

Kinda in love with Drowning Pool at le moment.

[Sinderella]

Dear Diary,

My coffee is exceptionally bitter this morning.

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Where is the sun?

[Sinderella]

Deary Diary,

Make the miserable rain go away.

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

I dont wanna live with the lie.

[Gin]

Dear Diary...

Why the hell was I made like this?

[Fayt]

Dear Diary,

I still can't straighten my fucking arms.

[Anastasia]

Dear Diary,

I probably shouldn't have had that last drink.

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Still want to know where the sun is ... wait, it's night, never mind diary.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
OMG OMG OMG YES YES YESSS <3

[wttr]

Dear Diary,

new batman game lol

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I wont live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It's impossible

[wttr]

Dear Diary,

*dances*

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Getting my beard trimmed up today

[wttr]

Dear Diary,

bored

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Remind me in a hour to call work and see if payroll is done.

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Weather is great today. What are we being set up for?

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
We are talking about blowing things up.
You all should be concerned.

[Storm]

Dear Diary;

Fortress still rules

[SikstaSlathalin]

Dear Diary

Here I am.

[V]

Dear Diary

why are your pages all slimy, where have you been sitting...

[Jevan2318]

Dear Diary

Why am I calling you a Diary when I should be saying Journal?

[SikstaSlathalin]

Dear Diary
Taking over again.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
I am not sure if my constant haitus are good or normal
but I need to work on it.
<3
MD

[wttr]

Dear Diary

youtube <3

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Like a G6 needs to get out of my head.

[Lithiora]

Dear Diary,

I think everyone missed the point of this thread... :D

[SikstaSlathalin]

Dear Diary

I think they fell down under their lies.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
At the old RPA I remember us not following the meaning.
So, going home early today OH YEAH. SO COOL.

[SikstaSlathalin]

Dear Dairy

I think the cupcake knows something.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
The cupcakes always knows.
I am boreddddd... >.>
Looking at chocolate cake recipes.
I am sooo cool :3
Minecraft later oh yeah ;]

[Car'mael]

Dear Diary,

Kosher chocolate doesn't compare with Japanese.
Too much sugar, not enough coaco.
Tastes like sugar cubes dunked in chocolate milk.
Bleh.

Sucks.

Need to foster this chocolate off on someone else.

[Herr Gentleman]

Dear Diary,

I have never played Minecraft, so I'm always feeling like I'm missing something.

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

Why am I still awake and "stalking" the person who shows up in the top left corner of my friends list here on RPA? I need to go to bed so I can wake up at 8 when my alarm goes off so I can get breakfast before my 9:25 class. It's been too long since I've had an omlette from the dining hall.

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

Why can't all my classes be this lenient? It's not like I don't get my work done, and if all my classes were like this, my school attendance might go up XD

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
It's been a long time since I posted in this thread. I've missed it so. I wonder how everyone is liking the upgrade. I know it was rough, for a few days, but thankfully it will be worth it. RPA is the best community ever, and it's always so much fun to be here. Thank you RPA for everything :)

[Extraordinaire.]

Dear Diary,

I know that whatever I post will sound lame compared to the entry above me... But, er... I'm going to catch up on all of my rp's today?

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

Why do I want to make another hockey signature? I can't make a new one until either the Rangers or the Devils win the battle for my soul on Monday.

[Heir of Void]

Dear Diary,

I've had one too many energy shots and feel like I am about to suffer from a sudden attack of muscle spasmsaondodbabf kabffabkfba kfbf.

My guess proved correct. Now let me sleep.

[Griphun]

Dear Diary,

Trying desperately not to go insane waiting on this package for days on in. Doing good so far, but about to lose it.

On a side note: Work is giving me a swift kick in the rear, due to the fact that the restaurant across the street is closed for renovations. A couple more months of ridiculous rush hours ahead..

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I need to finish this essay so I can go to bed. I'm tired, but I can't go to my morning class and be in the same room with the professor when I don't have the essay that I told her I would have handed in by last Friday.

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

How did my schedule go from lazy and open to completely packed and intense in less than 4 hours?

[V]

Dear Diary

How did my schedule open up? I wonder if I gave my business to someone else...

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I feel like taking over Downtown right now, even though I should be working on something that is due tomorrow and hasn't even been started yet.

[Merry Gentry]

Dearest Diary,
why is it raining today? why do I have to go out in this rain? one good thing it will do is melt all the snow we got. as lovely as the snow is, when it's here for a few days, it gets kinda icky. i much enjoy the pristine whiteness, instead of the clunky dirty snow. melt it all away!

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
I miss you guys <3

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
You don't know how bad I need you here with me,
I need you more than anything more than I need to breathe

How do I last now that my heart has grown so cold,
Being without you its like my heart was put on hold

I get this amazing feeling from my head down to my toes,
I cant explain it I'm like the only one who knows

When I'm with you its like no one can get in my way,
Even when were apart I think about you all day

Thank you so much for always being there for me,
Its friendship like ours that were always meant to be

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I want to make a new hockey signature.

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Productive day.

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
CAKE yesyesyesyesyes
Oh how I love you <3
Thank you thank you.

[Grant]

Dear Diary,
Was summoned by my fellow Warrior of sunlight to fight these two guys in this cathedral. Was a difficult battle, but we managed to crush them.
Still no sign of my sun, I'm starting to lose hope. BUT I WILL NOT FALTER, TO LOST IZALITH I GO!

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Not up to it.
Not up to it.
Nope.
Still,
Not up to it.
NO
NO
DON'T MAKE ME EAT YOU.
D:
//dies;

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
poor MD *huggles for her*

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary
Merry it was horrible TT-TT

​//curls up;

[Stiltzkin]

Dear dairy
I talk to my diary too much

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Wish people had more creativeness
Everything is the same. So boring~

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I would find a nice picture of Ryan Callahan to use for my signature and then forget which one it was after I went and checked Facebook. Meh

[Miss Devil]

Dear Diary,
Tell me where you wanna go.
To the t-t-t-top of the world...
IT'S THE CATARACS <3

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I'm bored.

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
love talking on the phone to my friend <3

[Playpink]

Dear Diary
I am confuzzled.

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I am seriously in love with my signature.

[Playpink]

Dear diary
It's my new goal to take over downtown. But while my schoolwork is loading *shifty eyes*

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I am STILL in love with my signature.

[Yoruyonaka]

Dear Diary,

Mass Effect 3 ending= disappointing

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

Why don't my friends support me as much as I do them? I mean, I know we're still kids but GOSH sometimes they can be really selfish.

[Leon G]

Dear Diary,

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I was surprised. That's a big word for a six year old...

Sincerely,
Pedobear

[Leon G]

Dear Diary,

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I was surprised. That's a big word for a six year old...

Sincerely,
Pedobear

[Anastasia]

Dear Diary,

Today I found a four leaf clover. Tomorrow, I conquer the world.

xoxo,
GG.

[Anastasia]

Dear Diary,

Today I found a four leaf clover. Tomorrow, I conquer the world.

xoxo,
GG.

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

All these accidental double posts are driving me insane!!

[Phoenix]

Dear diary,

Why do I feel so alone even when surrounded by people?

-me

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I love Zach Parise.

~Me

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
I'm seriously happy to see my friend Phoe back online :hugg: wonder how he's been, what's he been up to, and how things are going.
Maybe he'll stick around :)

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I'm bored.

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

I miss Alice. I want to see her :C

[Leon G]

Dear Diary,

It's awesome having a green name. And I feel like Repping that Leoni girl :)

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

Zach Parise has such lovely eyelashes.

[Leon G]

Dear Diary,

The Mets lost. Now I''m not saying ti was Aliens.

But it was Aliens.

[Naraness]

Dear Diary,

Today I found a penny. Yesterday I found a nickel. If I continue on this course, I'll be able to buy that flat screen TV I've wanted in no time! If I can find a good deal that is. Fingers crossed!

Nara~

[Playpink]

Dear Diary

I intend to take over the world spam section. Wish me luck

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

I want a hug.

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

I don't think my eyelids have opened past their halfway point the entire day today. I just tried to make them and it was pitiful. Why am I so tired?

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

The Devils are playing tomorrow night!

[AlyKun17]

Dear Diary,

I just made the cutest drawing X3

[Imp]

Dear Diary,

I wish this colon cancer would go away. I fear my next dump will leave me dead on the toilet after reading WebMD O_O

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

If the Rangers lose tonight, they will be out of the playoffs, which will suck because it will mean that the chances of me taunting Merry will disappear completely.

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

Why am I at school again?

[Phoenix]

Dear diary,

The krabby patty secret formula is..

-Phoenix

[V]

Dear Diary

The Cacti nation has been insulted by the Apple Tree people one to many times, they have become our arch-enemy now.

[Merry Gentry]

Deary Diary,
why, why?, WHY!?

[V]

Dear Diary

Because the dish ran away with the spoon, Merry.

[Phoenix]

Dear diary,

Giggity giggity. Giggity goo.

[PinkBandit]

Dear Diary,
hi.
-Bandit

[AlyKun17]

Dear Diary,

So I was on RPA X3

[Merry Gentry]

Dear diary,
how's it going? its been awhile since I was downtown... I missed it :) sometimes I just don't have enough time to hang out.
Miss you downtown
hugs n kisses, ~m

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

Praise the Hockey Gods!

[AlyKun17]

Dear Diary,

So I met these awesome people on a site called RPA
It was so cool X3
I feel like I have a family here!

-AlyKun <3

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
glad Aly found us -luv- she seems really sweet! *steals her away* muwhwhahahah!


Dear Diary,
Double entry today - tooooooo excited! Getting to see Nickelback later on tonight and I'm super freakin out! *dancer*

[Fox Xalian]

Dear Diary,

I am so jealous of big sister Merry now. She should kidnap me and take me with her, for real.

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Dairy,
had the best time with friends at the Nickelback concert. Our seat were ridiculously close to part of the stage, and I was able to bring my camera in and have scary good photo's! *dancer* I'm soooo excited! lots of fun, and my voice is completely gone from singing and screaming! Wish I could have taken a bunch of people with me to enjoy it!

[Phoenix]

Dear diary,

I wish I could read.

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
today I shall teach Phoenix to read.

[Phoenix]

Dear diary,

yay Merry is gonna teach me to readz. Oh and this is my 5,000th post! WOO!

[Merry Gentry]

Dearest Diary,
Congrat's to you Phoenix... we should celebrate with cake!

[Phoenix]

Dear Diary,

Cake, cookies, pastries, bubbly. Oh yes.

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
last time I drank bubbly... O.o I was very, very intoxicated... very...

[Phoenix]

Dear Merry's Diary,

Really? Light weight?

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Diary,
only with the bubbly stuff it seems... all that extra air I guess.

[Phoenix]

Dear diary,
that is interesting.

[amber eyes]

Dear Diary,
I'm assuming that's a hockey team.

[Phoenix]

Dear diary,

I love the rain.

[Danijel]

Dear Diary,

When will it rain?

[Naraness]

Dear Diary,

I don't know, but I want it to rain soon.

[Danijel]

Dear Diary,

These are the times when you want to rain dance.

[Phoenix]

Dear diary,.

Chicken. That is all

[V]

Dear Diary

So good to be back!!!

[Danijel]

Dear Diary,

I'll just say dragon and dogma.

[V]

Dear Diary

I might be in bed by 2AM! XD

[Bia]

Dear diary,

It rained this morning and now the ground it wet.

That is all.

~Bia

[V]

Dear Diary

It is getting quite cold now

[Naraness]

Dear Diary,

I've had hiccups twice today. Should I be worried? -thasmiley-

[V]

Dear Diary

Run for your life Nara!!!!

[Imp]

Dear Diary

E tried killing me again the other day...
Now it is my turn...

[V]

Dear Diary

I didn't try; I really just am that clumsy.

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

Saturday was pretty much the best day ever.

Best weekend ever really.

[Imp]

Dear Diary

I hate you and will be replacing you with another. Enjoy your doom in the fire!

[Bia]

Dear Diary,

Why can't I drink anything without awkwardly spilling on myself? Honestly.

[Rinai]

Dear Diary,

I don't know why only that girl's left eye is crying.

*plooka plooka*

[Naraness]

Dear Diary,

I'm running for my life from hiccups.

[Mary Sue]

Dear Diary,

You're a little dusty

[V]

Dear Diary,

See I do take care of you! At least more then Mary does.

[Naraness]

Dear Diary,

I finally escaped the hiccups. Now changing my name and moving to Mexico so they'll never find me again.

[Mary Sue]

Dear Diary,

V just admitted that I'm more masculine than he is. You're my witness.

[Imp]

Dear Diary

Why does Mary Sue hate me? So what if I killed her family over nothing!

[Mary Sue]

Dear Diary,

Imp is on...the list.

[Naraness]

Dear Diary,

If anyone asks, I'm not Nara anymore. I'm, uh, Nora. Yeah. And mental note: Don't get in between Mary Sue and Imp. That could end badly.

[Imp]

Dear Diary

I thought of a new name for Naraness.

I'll write the link (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=29862&p=944470&viewfull=1#post944470) here...

[Mary Sue]

Dear Diary,

Imp is going to die....

And I'm not going to be the murderer.

[Imp]

Dear Diary

I almost randomly called you diarrhea...

OH and someone has it out for me >>

[V]

Dear Diary

Everyone seems to be out for that Imp guy lately

[Bia]

Dear Diary

I never know the schedule for Wednesdays and that darn bell always sneaks up on me out of nowhere.

[Imp]

Dear Diary

Remind me to KILL GENTRY O_O

[V]

Dear Diary

let's go drinking so you forget everything Imp tells you xD

[Imp]

Dear Diary

All the rum is gone. WHY IS THE RUM ALWAYS GONE?!

[Princess Luna]

Dear Diary,

The being that decided to bring writers' block into existence is an utter idiot who is hopefully suffering some terrible punishment right now.

[Mary Sue]

Dear Diary,

Why did you change your name back? I liked the name Juniper.

[JoseWolf]

Dear Diary,

Their bodies are in the yard, and I'm blaming Mary Sue for it.

[Imp]

Dear Diary

There is an annoying kid on a dirt-bike driving around out front. I'm thinking of taking my shotty out for some target practice...