Host: Dude! Who is that jerk?
Children: HOUSEMASTER! YAY!!!!!!!
*cue theme cheery theme music*
You ask me questions, I give snarky lies peppered with half truths and boastful info to make myself appear better then I actually am!
PREPARE THE SARCASM!![]()
Host: Dude! Who is that jerk?
Children: HOUSEMASTER! YAY!!!!!!!
*cue theme cheery theme music*
You ask me questions, I give snarky lies peppered with half truths and boastful info to make myself appear better then I actually am!
PREPARE THE SARCASM!![]()

How does this thread work?
Spoiler: I may be Alice
This thread works like so:
- Non-Housemaster Member of RPA asks Housemaster Member of RPA question
- Silliness ensues
- Possible music video
- Receive answer and possible disappointment
That's just one possibility that may happen... my... the possibilities are ENDLESS!!!!!!!
*technically they aren't endless... just really really high!

Am I the best convincer in the world or what?
Spoiler: I may be Alice
You certainly are one of the best convincers that ever convinced some convincing!
But quite frankly, I still need some convincing for you to be so convincing as to convince me you've convinced me to be the best convincer in the world.
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...I expected nothing less!
What do you do on your free time?
Spoiler: I may be Alice
In my free time, I browse the webs (including RPA)
Write and draw (drawing is new to me, but fun!)
Music things
And overall shenanigans in the frozen wastes of Canada
And as to how I come up with random jokes and humorous fables, I eat a lot of turnips and noodles!
Plans? PLANS!?!?
I'm probably going to see Cowboys and Aliens, then frolic around the downtown area
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