Leoni G: They were nice funerals.
Imp: Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?
Leoni G: Very touching. I might have cut back on the F-words a little.
Imp: Well, they were fucking great guys. And this is a fucking asshole of a day.
Leoni G: I know. It's just that their kids were there.
Imp: They left.
Leoni G: Cause of your use of heavy language.
Imp: Well fuck 'em!
Imp: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.
Koti: You're looking pretty good yourself.
Imp: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
Koti: You and your dick comments.
Imp: It's fun to say them.
Koti: It's fun to hear them.
Imp: That's why I say them.
Koti: And that's why I listen.
Imp: "Where's the fucking warhead?"
TwistedV: "Well, what would I want with a nuclear warhead?"
Imp: "Haha, I never said it was nuclear."
TwistedV: "Oh, that's right, because most warheads are filled with air."
Imp: Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Siks: Did you just say mind-bottling?
Imp: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
Imp: There were times while I was going undercover as a retard that I felt...
[pause]
Imp: ...retarded. Like, really retarded.
Sin: Damn!
Imp: In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
Sin: To be a moron.
Imp: Yeah!
Sin: To be moronical.
Imp: Exactly, to be a moron.
Sin: An imbecile.
Imp: Yeah!
Sin: Like the dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.
Imp: [pause] When I was going undercover.
wttr on youtube lol
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