Whats the last text message in your inbox?

[Cloud9]

"Not fussed, was going to make toast" ~ In reply to dinner preparations.

[Miss Devil]

"Those fools...don't they know there are communists trying to kill us? We need you to defend us!" In response to me having to work rather than continue playing COD tonight TT-TT

[Sanguine]

Whatever, your new polish can kiss my acetone!

[Anne Bonny]

we're just finishing dinner. I got some wine at work. He says we should play scene it

From the sis. Guess what my plans for the night are now?

[Cheveyo]

"You're a freaking nut."
-my brother of all people.

[SikstaSlathalin]

K

From my gf.

[Sanguine]

Are You at the comic store? Because we're going there. Also, tell your friend to come hang out. Veronica? The one from last time

-guys that like to bug me at work and hit on my friends

[Kalyde]

(The text was in French, I'm roughly translating it.)

'Oh, is that it? It's ok then, it stays reasonable.'

From my co-admin on another forum who have been absent for the week. I just told him that one of our major planet (it's Star Wars forum) just got blown to pieces and that our chancellor became an Emperor.

[Ru]

"Sleep tight now."

[Cheveyo]

Oh gosh, this one is really random, and WARNING for language.

"I was singing 'She bang she bang. She move she move.' then I stubbed my toe and was like 'le fuck le fuck!' and after I settled down I thought ... martin... ricky martin...."

~ friend