Headline the member above you.

[The Wulfe]

flora shot out of the skies, thought to be a soviet aircraft.

[Storm]

The Wulfe exposed as Cereal Killer, thousands of boxes of Lucky Charms rest easily now that the leprachan knows who to look for. (What do you mean wrong cereal? Well, my bad )

[The Wulfe]

Storm obliterated by blizzard tearing through town. Remains are strewn across 16 states.

[Leon G]

Wulfe reported for sneaking acorns to Storm's attack squirrels. Doesn't he know that they can't be spoiled?

[Zatory-Master]

Storm, Leoni, and Wulfe arrested for creating an illegal gang in the city of RPA. What did they do? More after the break.

[Kaishou]

Santa Clause Impersonator Zatory-Master Convicted for Child Molestation

[Leon G]

O_O

Kaishou arrested fro abuse of Neopets.

[Green Lantern]

Mediocre pop star nicki Minaj found dead yesterday after an altercation with her talent. The altercation in question seemed to be over the release of the song "stupid hoe".

In other news Octomom is pregnant again and scientist have seem to have found a way to make a more capable Nicki clone which they have so far dubbed "Leoni Green".

[starlite_starbright]

The Green Lantern was spotted streaking through disneyland

[Rho Aias VII]

Vicious criminal, MmmmSashimi, found having eaten own foot