What do you do for a living?

[Meeka]

Sales Assistance at a Pure Breed pet store....

Most of the time you can find me getting in trouble cause I'm in the back playing with the new shipment's of Kittens.

But the manager loves me cause I can get any family to walk out of the store with a pet.

[Lyndie]

I'm the Doctor's Companion. I come online while we're on the TARDIS between stops. (I win.)

[Shin Fenrir]

I work in the Cash Vault Services for a Cash Logistics company. See the vaults in movies where there are people working with a crap load of money in safes and stuff? I'm that guy.
Complete with sawed off shotguns, handguns, revolvers, panic buttons, and security cameras out the wazoo.

[Nazgul]

Hey Shin, do you give out free samples perchance?

[Shin Fenrir]

They pay us in bricks of twenties, fifties, and hundreds if we do a good job at work.

[Anne Bonny]

Ever just throw all the money on the floor and roll around in it?

[Falcon Red]

I'm a marine. More specifically I work on helicopters. Past that you dont need to know just because I'm going to be stingy like that; )

[Anastasia]

I'm a Doctoral Student of Anthropology with a focus on Cultures of Mental Illness.

[Zak]

I test different kinds of aircraft windshields and windows against impacts at BSF.

Cooler way to say it:

I fire chickens (dead of course, like a whole chicken you would see at a store) out of a specialized air cannon at aircraft windshields, to test for product stability, protection and durability against impacts. Such is the simulation for basically if a a bird ever flew into a plane.

Wouldn't want a bird to come breaking though the window and hitting the pilot now would we?

[Shin Fenrir]

Ever just throw all the money on the floor and roll around in it?

LOL, our facility is too dirty for that. I'd have a lot of dirt on me by the time I'd get up. Money is dirty, and so are the facilities. Filthy places.




Zak: You firing dead chickens sounds kind of morbid. Do you tell people you meet and talk about your job as: "Yeah, I fire dead chickens at airplane windshields."