You are all scum sucking maggots!
You are the most pathetic waste of time and money that the government has ever spent! They would have been better of spending money on excrement! They would have been better off burning every cent! Every God damn penny!
And I will do everything in my power to drum you out of the United Earth Directorate!
Because I am killer, a hard trained killer and if you survive this then you will be hardened killers too. But until then you are nothing more than scum waiting to be swept out.
These next two years will be the worst two years of your life as a human being. Afterwards you will be hardened killers, where you will dream fondly of your life as humans and these two years will suddenly become the best mother fucking years of your life!
Now start running and don't stop until you vomit the butt munching pussy out of you!
Two years later
Look to the man to your left, look to the man to your right! You are now killers, a team of hardened killers with the strength to take life away like a God! Now take look at them again because the next time you see them it will be a passing glance for these killing machines will not be the men and women you will be working with!
In an attempt by the United Earth Directorate to ensure unity between every single Earth nation which means they all have an army and troops linked together.
So get ready to learn names and learn to make friends maggots because if you thought things were in the least bit hard in here then you better get ready to get butt fucked by everything in the great black yonder.
And never miss understand this because EVERYTHING and I mean everything out there in space is doing it's damnest to kill you and eat you for fucking breakfast. Every synonym for human being in every bug and creature's vocabulary is delicious.
I did not waste my government's time and money making dinner for whatever bastard and critter is out there so look out for whatever nation's asshole son or daughter is next to you and be sure they do the same for you.
Your assignment sheets have the details of which dock ship time and date you will be on along with your first mission.
Congratulations Corporal Vincent Vimes on your new promotion to Lance Corporal.
You have been given this assignment as it's your first assignment out of planet. You are most likely wondering why the upgrade. You have garnered the highest test scores in your aptitude tests in both high gravity simulations, insectoid simulations and high danger classed creature types. You also have a high marksmanship and shooting scores among grunt level troopers.
You along with the team you will be leading will be clearing a hill that's set to be used as the new colonist mining location, but the UED need the grounds cleared. The tunnels are too small for our machinery and our tanks to clear so your team along with several others will be placed strategically around the hill and then you will clear it of all threatening life forms and destroy any means of them reforming without destroying the tunnels themselves. A list of the creature types found so far have been listed along with their ability to rend human flesh and crush steel. Take none of this for granted.