Joker watched with a bemused smile as the tension between the two females heightened. "Now LADIES, there is no need to fight over little old MEEEEE," His voice trailed off into a high squeak of an E towards the end as he eyed both girls manically. "There is PLENTY of the Joker to go AROUND, no need to fight, no need to fight," Joker cackled a bit as he leaned back. "In fact, I believe I have something around here that would suit the BOTH of you quite nicely! Now erm... Well... Lets seeeeeeee...."
The Joker rummaged around in his sleeves pulling out various joker gags, a pair of clacking teeth that dropped onto the table and immediately began to chatter around, a clown nose that bounced onto the table and rolled away, and all other sorts of cheap party favors. Eventually He seemed to find what he was rummaging for and with a famous and theatrical "AHA!" He pulled out a bouquet of wilting flowers and a ball of yarn. The ball of yarn he tossed and giggled as it unrolled in front of Selena. The Bouquet of flowers he handed to Harley, Crooning softly in her ears, "There's plenty of woman in the world but only ONE... Erm.... What was your name again... Oh I think it started with an H... Helen? Hector? Helen? Oh me oh my oh dear...," The Joker seemed disturbed at his loss of her name until eventually he snapped his fingers and shouted. "OH RIGHT!! Hoooowwww silly of me! Your name is Jessebell Martina Laquina Dafina The Third! Or maybe it was Harley.... Gotta say I prefer the former," Joker cackled with glee.
"Im just teeaaaasinnnnnng Harley. How could I EVER forget the name of my favorite and most reliable helper and lieutenant! Why if it weren't for you the BATS would have gotten me AGES ago!!! So who caaaaressss if you've botched and bitched a few of my plaaaans!? It makes the final joke alllllllll the more INTERESTING,"
After that Jokers eyes settled on The Mask and for a moment he seemed to ponder the green faced villain, his intense green eyes focused so uncharacteristically on him. Then his face split into a wide smile and he cackled once again.
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