TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE: An Adventure (With Aliens!)

[Chip the 3rd]

Okay guys, the story behind my doing THIS is that... I found an old RPG in my bedroom and figured I'd host a game. Right, let's get on... Ahem...

IN AD 9990, SOMETHING UNEXPECTED HAPPENED. ALIENS INVADED, AND IN A STARTLING BREAK FROM TRADITION, PEACE WAS DECLARED. NOW, EARTH IS THE SINGLE MOST HAPPENING PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE. Now, I'm going to stop shouting at you, because you get the point. This isn't your typical sci-fi. No deaths, no "welcome da urf", no sexy, sexy Sigourney Weaver blowing spaceships away (Unfortunately, she makes too much money to be in this)... But! We have the following:

1. Aliens!
2. Drama!
3. Comedy!
4. High School!
5. Shenanigans!
6. Zombies!
7. Catgirls!
8. Robots!
9. Stuff!

Cthulhu has awoken and is ready to take over the universe... The only problem is that he is tiny. And it's up to a diverse group of friends, human and extraterrestrial alike, to prevent his rise. Can they halt the menace and his cult of followers before spring break is over? More importantly, how far will it take them!? Let's find out.

Spoiler: Character Sheet 

NAME:
AGE: (13 to 18, please!)
SPECIES:
ABILITIES: (I'll touch on these later...)
TRAITS:

[Chip the 3rd]

Spoiler: POWERS AND ABILITIES! HOORAY! 

Alien characters have many amazing abilities! And here are just a few of them!

Zap: The ability to fire a blast of energy. Self explanatory, and it can be used to solve a powercut!

Fly: You know what this does.

Shape Shift: You know what this does too.

Breathe Fire: Or any other element.

Forcefield: Put up an invisible barrier! Perfect for pranks.

Monster Out: Oo-er, get a load of Bruce Banner over here!

Super Strength: Hit harder, lift heavier.

Super Speed: Outrun almost everything.

Talk To Aliens: Master any language in a matter of seconds. Warning: Conversations may not be telligible or interesting.

Bounce: The poor man's Fly. What goes up must come down, and for you this kicks in at around 20 feet. You won't be hurt, though. You're used to it.

Bonk Drain: You're treated like a modern-day leper. Suck the energy from others.

Deep Freeze: Make stuff cold.

Teleport: Self-explanatory.

Telemove: Telekinesis, in other words.

Telephone: Summon a Galactic phone booth. Not the time travelling kind.

Size Change: On yourself, or another object.

Stop Time: But only for a bit.

Nobody Home: Make everyone ignore you.

Three's A Crowd: Clone yourself!

A SPECIAL HUMAN POWER:
FAKE OUT: You're a human. A native of the coolest place in the universe. Aliens will ALWAYS believe you... But don't use it too much. You don't want to be caught up in your lies.

And, of course, any custom powers you can think of. But send me a PM asking permission first, okay?

[Chip the 3rd]

A GUIDE TO BEING FUNNY FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T

At its heart, TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE is a parody of all kinds of sci-fi. Parody's usually funny. So, we're gonna try being funny. We'll succeed, even if it KILLS us! All manner of hilarity can ensue in space, so go wild! Have a few embarrassing characters on hand to show up whenever possible. Take a page from my recently-deceased Teknika if you want, I don't mind! Stealing shamelessly is fine here, so borrow a Stephen Colbert quote or two and muck around a bit. Running gags aplenty! But the only rule is...

NEVER USE A JOKE THE SAME WAY TOO OFTEN!

It might become stale...

[LadyJane]

NAME: Rose Peters
AGE: 14
SPECIES: Human
ABILITIES: Fake out
TRAITS: Rose is the shy type, she likes to blend into the background and doesn't speak up much unless forced to. That's not saying that she doesn't have any idea what's going on, because she's always watching and formualing plans and forseeing the possible futures in all that free time of hers.

[Chip the 3rd]

ACCEPTED!

Here's mine.

NAME: Sasha Six
SPECIES: Catgirl
ABILITIES: Super Strength, Size Change, Stop Time
TRAITS: Sasha is curious, constantly asking questions. Her curiosity makes her ratehr literal-minded and easy to mislead...

[Griphun]

NAME: David Spectrum A.K.A Dave or Davie

AGE: 17

SPECIES: Human (Clone will explain in a minute)

ABILITIES: Super Strength, Super Speed, and Bounce (With Fake Out, of course)

TRAITS: Dave is a clone. Yes a clone, but of his father. He was a test tube baby, you could say. He was meant to be only an experiment, but soon turned into his father's loving self. The experiment was a success. He cloned a normal human being and attached super powers to the DNA to create a super human. This way, people, who had the money, could clone themselves for personal gain with super powers. He was going to call it Super Self! Unfortunately, he fell in love with himself and hid the experiment from the public eye and taking his clone as his son rather than a lab rat.
As he grew older, he didn't very well like looking like a mad scientist, so he changed his facial features and hair. Now it's like he's his own normal person! Sorta..

(Need anything else, just let me know)

[Chip the 3rd]

Cool, accepted.

But can you explain how he got his powers, if he wasn't born with them?

[Griphun]

There, fix'd

[Playpink]

NAME: Alesea Fluffy
AGE: 17
SPECIES: Bunny girl (as in, she has bunny ears and tail)
ABILITIES: Shape Shift (but only into a bunny), Super Speed, Three's A Crowd
TRAITS: Alesea is lively and lighthearted, never worrying and always cheerful. She'll always be in high spirits, no matter what attempts are made to get her down. She'll try and make others as happy as her, mostly through jokes and jabs about everything. She tends to be scatter-brained, clueless and tactlessly blunt, however, and is honest and shares her mind, disregarding how stupid her veiw is or how upsetting it may be.

*giggles* Miss Fluffy...

[Chip the 3rd]

Accepted!