: OMG SOOOOO, FOR TEH ADVENTURE 2DAY, I AM GOIGN 2 B TEH L33TZ0R CRAIM FIGHTER!
: And I shall... Oh, Roselyn, c'mon, I can't...
: REDDIT BASTUD
: Okay, okay, jeez... And I, Teh Stuppid Juan, whose main... Porpoise...? Is to... Stained around behind Teh L33tz0r, stayting teh obvious. I feel so violated.
[THE SCENE: A top secret academy of ninjas. Various NINJAS do ninja type things.]
: Boy it sure iz teh goodz 2B in teh mountenz!
: Roselyn, you have done well. Now, in order to prove that you are faithful to our Ninja's Creed, which is definitely not ripping anyone off at all, you must kill this man, this "Just Ten Beavers", in cold blood.
: OMG NO WAI! ILL SAVE U BEEBOR!
[Roselyn KICKS ARSE FOR THE LORD. Somehow, this results in a huge explosion, which ONLY SHE AND (REGRETTABLY) JUSTIN SURVIVE. They go to a CITY FULL OF SUPERVILLAINS, which has a surprisingly decent economy, given the circumstances it regularly faces.]
: Dis city ttly suxxorz! It needz... A HERO!
[MORGAN FREEMAN appears out of FUCKING NOWHERE.]
MF: Sup, bitches. I am Morgan Freeman. Saw off your legs.
[While the audience goes to retrieve the cutting tools they now have the inexplicable urge to utilize for grievous bodily harm, Morgan Freeman gives Roselyn a bunch of REALLY AWESOME STUFF. Elsewhere, a DUDE WITH A BAG ON HIS HEAD is talking to a gangster.]
: I demand you ship my experimental drugs into the city.
: Hell naw.
: How about I force you to inhale it?
: HELL YEAH!
: NOT SO FATS EVIL DOER!
[Roselyn KICKS ARSE FOR THE LORD (AGAIN).]
: Muahahahahaha!!! I survived the huge explosion!
: WAT!? YOU!? BUT U R TTLY DEDZ!
: Oh, Rose... You truly are a vapid whore. The me that died in that explosion wasn't the real me! Do you not recognize your idol... JUSTIN BIEBER!?
[Driven by BETRAYAL and RAGE, and directed by CHRISTIAN BALE, Roselyn defeats King Justin Al Ghul and goes home, beating the shit out of some criminals along the way.]
: Wait, so I don't even appear in this? Some Batman parody. Everyone will hate it, mark my words...