I have a lil problem. >.>

I hate hospitals, despise doctors. Anyone who wants a finger up my butt twice a year, and acts like it's no big deal, ain't gettin' invited to the Christmas party.

So I've been asking around, an got a lot of interesting theories.


I have a physical issue that I need help with. I'ma try to put this in a way that won't be flat out TMI...


.... My bladder is acting funny... It used to shoot like an M16, all speed and power. But lately, and I mean the last 2 or 3 months, it shoots like a 12 Guage, a slow scatter shot.


:S WTF is wrong with me?

And it's NOT an STI. -.- I haven't been with a woman since at least November of 2011, so let's not even go there...