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"If you are what you eat, then does that mean Voldemort is a unicorn?"
"If that's the case, that means Voldemort is a horny Death Eater."
"Shh. . . . Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people drowing, Carl."
"That's what forgiveness sounds like: screaming and then silence."
"Friendship is two pals muching on a well-cooked face together."
"Oh, that was a foot - I've appear to have swallowed an entire person."
"That would be the hotel bar-tender."
"Well, that explains why my Mijito is taking so long."
"It was horrifying - your mouth unhinged like a snake."
"Wow, that sounds pretty awesome."
"I want to go home - we're leaving."
"In that case, I should probably mention I filled our luggage with orphan meat."
"Wh-what?!"
"Well, I'm building a Meat Drag and not just any meat will do."
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