One fateful night, I sat down in front of my old mangy laptop and opened it, deciding to blast straight into a Command & Conquer game. Out of insanity, I pit myself against three of the hardest Difficulty AI, who were on the same team, on a tiny map. I played as Nod, and they were two GDI's and another Nod.
I got owned.
... What, did you think I was gonna come out with a victory? That ain't possible, if anything, it's amazing how quickly my base got swarmed, despite my insta-defenses and massive army. Seriously.
I played so hard to defend my assets.
It took them 14-something minutes to take me down.
That was my best record.