Leoni G: They were nice funerals.
Imp: Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?
Leoni G: Very touching. I might have cut back on the F-words a little.
Imp: Well, they were fucking great guys. And this is a fucking asshole of a day.
Leoni G: I know. It's just that their kids were there.
Imp: They left.
Leoni G: Cause of your use of heavy language.
Imp: Well fuck 'em!
Imp: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.
Koti: You're looking pretty good yourself.
Imp: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
Koti: You and your dick comments.
Imp: It's fun to say them.
Koti: It's fun to hear them.
Imp: That's why I say them.
Koti: And that's why I listen.
Imp: "Where's the fucking warhead?"
TwistedV: "Well, what would I want with a nuclear warhead?"
Imp: "Haha, I never said it was nuclear."
TwistedV: "Oh, that's right, because most warheads are filled with air."
Imp: Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Siks: Did you just say mind-bottling?
Imp: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
Imp: There were times while I was going undercover as a retard that I felt...
Imp: ...retarded. Like, really retarded.
Imp: In a weird way I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that it was okay to be stupid or dumb.
Sin: To be a moron.
Sin: To be moronical.
Imp: Exactly, to be a moron.
Sin: An imbecile.
Sin: Like the dumbest mother fucker that ever lived.
Imp: [pause] When I was going undercover.
Pester me! I crave your annoying attention so much!
Originally Posted by Auki
You need to change the rating, V. Just change it to 'Rated [M] because Kris is involved'.
Originally Posted by Wattz
Of course you'd find him hot, he's one of the villains!
Originally Posted by Jacogos
I know you're reading this Kris.
Originally Posted by Koti~
Kris doesn't pressure, she gently prods and pokes to get the desired results from her cohorts
Originally Posted by Juniper_Frog
Kris is a she
Originally Posted by P.K.
Kris is going to eat us
Originally Posted by Reaper
The extent of your evilly-genius never ceases to amaze me.
Originally Posted by k.u.r.e.y.u.k.u
I have been Kris... I so have been.
"We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion. And medicine, law, business, engineering, these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for", John Keating. (Dead Poet Society)