What Kind of Drunk Are You?

[Stream]

I've embarassed myself plenty times drunk, but I never regret streaking. If I have an excuse to take off my clothes, I am happy.

[Anne Bonny]

ROFL

That is my new favorite quote of all time!!!

[Stream]

ROFL

That is my new favorite quote of all time!!!

You're not actually going to put that in your sig, are you? If so, I'm going to dig up something you've said and sig it.

[Anne Bonny]

I dare you. I double dare you! I regret nothing!

And... maybe. Maybe not! That's a really really good quote, you must admit!

[Mysteria]

I think you should add it Anne!

[Stream]

That's my threat to you. I admit, if the tables were turned here, I would sig it without any thought. But if you do, I will find revenge.

[Anne Bonny]

Just because I'm curious about what I've said that could possibly be so horrible, I'm totally doing it.

I will label it anonymous if you want!

[Stream]

Do what you wish, if I fidn something worthy of matching your sig, I will not make it remain anonymous. If I cannot find anything to sig, I will find another form of retribution.

[The Gypsy Queen]

My history with alcohol is long and sordid, and being blessed with a strong stomach and ridiculously high tolerance, I have seen all kinds of things....

After my first one too many rum and cokes, I began drinking more and more heavily. I learned to walk straight and swim drunk by running through my college campus and swimming in the fountains. I learned to mix anything and everything in my book of 1500 shots and cocktails. I debated theology with preachers with half naked men hanging off of me, I fought a guy twice my size to protect my friend, I stopped traffic, I sang "Fat Bottom Girls" by Queen with a live band in front a live audience, I swam into a school of stinging jellyfish, I stood up to a woman-beater, I met my best friend in the world over the first bottle of absinthe sold in the state, I cut the top off my big toe, I read cards and threw runes, I threw up, I held back hair, I drowned my demons and found them in my hat, I hugged, I kissed, I made love, laughter, and memories.

I was drunk and/or blazed off my ass.

I don't regret a minute.

It wasn't all good, and some of it was ugly and horrid. But that's life. And I choose to see it through the glaze of something around eighty proof.

I am an adventurous drunk. I like to push boundaries and see how far I can go. I get competitive, and I also get seductive. Eh. Heh. I also get happy, and I want to hug everyone... so it's not all bad. But I think alcohol is a personal choice... everyone has to draw their own line. I just haven't found mine yet.

[Ophelia]

If the facebook photos are anything to go by, I start dancing with men who look at least 10 years older than me and clearly from some foreign country. If my friends weren't so committed to embarrassing me, I'd honestly have no idea what I'm like.