I'm a very social drunk.
I end up doing things I whole heartedly regret, and I really shouldn't be in charge of mixing my own drinks for my safety and health. One story was when I was at a cottage, I brought some Absinthe (suggested by my friend). I put in two shots, filled it a bit with sprite, put in some melted sugar, and for good measure to add some taste, added some fruit punch which was made by my friends.
Little did I know, the fruit punch was half rum. The sugar made the drink much too easy to down, and before any alcohol could hit me I managed five similar drinks. It hit me like a duck going 200mph, t'was a fun night indeed.