THE RPA COMMENTARY AND ANALYSIS
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Imp: Welcome! Reaching out to basement dwellers, partiers, productive folks and even the Italians and Irish. As the title says, this is the fifth annual RPA Rumble with myself and Kiki as your energetic hosts! We'll be interviewing the warriors, reviewing fights, give sexy clothing tips and show you highlights that will be forever remembered. This is all possible thanks to the Krisler Tower we're viewing everything from! This will surely be a damn fine show (because Kiki and myself are the hosts).
Kiki: The sexy clothing part is my favorite here, Imp, and I swear this year is going to be a good one. Welcome to the Fifth Annual Rumble, where the staff decided to overcomplicate things (myself included). Gear up for our innate rumblings (get it?). It's good to be here, Imp.
Imp: Glad to have ya, Kiki! Alright, we'll be waiting patiently for Round 1 to finish up (or most of it) before digging into it with witty banter and inane commentary that will surely make your head explode into tiny bulbous shards!
Comments are allowed. Enjoy!
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