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MEXICANS ATTACKED BY NAKED PATRIOT
Sunday, May 7th 2011
Last friday, police officers on patrol near the Mexican border received reports on a disturbance nearby. Upon investigation, they discovered a fully nude, middle-aged man assaulting Mexicans on the street. According to bystanders, the man was 'beating on the Mexicans with an American flag, yelling "Happy Cinco de Mayo, bitches"'.
The flag was in fact stolen from a local pawn shop by 36-year old Thomas DeWitt, who ripped the flag pole from the wall and proceeded to run away with it, leaving behind a pair of dirty white underwear.
After apprehending DeWitt, the police have stated that he was in fact under the influence of alcohol and methamphetamine. DeWitt was arrested and brought into custody. He will certainly spend time in prison, but how much time is yet to be determined.
DeWitt did not kill anyone, but left 23 Mexicans severely injured.
Name: Thomas Johannes DeWitt
Address: 331 W Brasher Rd, Roswell, New Mexico
DOB: July 19th, 1975
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Fucks anything that walks
Marital Status: Single
Age: 42
Occupational Role: Mercenary/Bodyguard/Gunman/Driver/Pilot
Skills:
- Can drive or pilot anything
- Expert with guns
- Great at destroying stuff
- Survival expert
- Claims he can converse with animals
Strengths:
- Excellent physical condition (ex-marine)
- Fearless
- Will do anything for money
- Knows no moral boundaries
Weaknesses:
- Knows no moral boundaries
- Severe anger issues, extremely short-tempered
- Drug addict, relies on drugs in order to function
- Unreliable
Equipment:
- .50mm Pistol equipped with silencer
- Assault Rifle equipped with flashlight
- Machete
- Water flask and astronaut food
- 3.6 pounds of crystal meth
- 1 pound of cocaine
- 1 bottle of vodka
- a bag containing McDonalds food that is 3 weeks old
- a grey sock with googly eyes on it
Theme song: Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street
@Craze;
Um? Why would he be handing in a resume for a College Dig?
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For the lolz.
Well then I cannot accept the character at this time.
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...okay. Your loss, dude.
@Craze;
At what point did you think it was a good idea make the character you did? You derailed the RPs entire plot and premise with your CS.Boston of University - Help Wanted
Boston of University Archeology department looking for graduates and undergraduates for an upcoming project. Working directly with Professor Johnston Andrew and his teacher assistant Christian Mathews uncovering relics of Brazil past. In the heart of a Brazilian forest is the lost ruins El Santa Fe.
Please submit your resumes to the archeology department for Professor Andrew so he may overlook them. Or ask a faculty member for Professor Andrew’s staff email so you may directly send your application to him.
Lol aight
First of all; this comment of yours is unnecessary. Shinobi is the GM here, not you. Dont need you lecturing my ass.
Second; i thought it would be good for the story to have a wacky character next to all these nerds who have sticks uo their butts.
I'll address this.
The RP is influenced by a number of books. Timeline, The Ruins, Congo. While it is my own creation. I would like all the characters to come from the college. The murderer is not the cast and the cast is not going to kill each other. This will play more like a horror thriller with skeletons and curses. To use the skills and knowledge of the characters to drive the curse away.
I can accept someone who was part of a fringe field like the occult.
But not someone who harmed 23 Mexicans. In America at least, you would be like totally not get the job because of felony charges. It doesn't fit the premise.
The premise is Archeologist. Discover Ancient Ruins. And use their combined skills to lift a curse while an outside supernatural force harass and tries to harm them.
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