SpikeyZ
01-04-2010, 07:43 AM
The year is 2049 and nearly every single video game franchise has been transformed into a movie in some way or another. Nearly 98% of them failed horribly. All because of one man... Uwe Boll.
Back in 2025 Uwe Boll had a stroke...everyone that was involved with video games cheered for joy...until it was discovered that he survived, and not only that... he was immortal. It is uncertain how he became immortal, but since the fateful day he has been making horrible video game movie after horrible video game movie.
Around the year 2048 rumors started going round that they've been seeing Dr. Wily and Bowser sneaking into the back door of Uwe Boll's Multi-Trillion dollar mansion. People started putting two and two together and came to the conclusion that for the last sixty years Uwe Boll was making horrible movies on purpose in order to tarnish the names of the icons under the guide of video game bad guys.
2049, a portal was open in the form of a giant pipe... and video game icons started to come out of it. All with one purpose in mind... to Kill Uwe Boll!!
How the RP will work.
Like in most video games now, we will have a Main Quest and then I will randomly hand out side-quests.
You may play multiple characters, you can have as many as you like just don't get out of hand. Do not play villians or secondary characters. So no Johnny Sasaki from MGS. Main characters only, and try to keep them in different games. So if somebody choses Cloud (You know someone will...) I may not OK a Vincent or a Tifa without some proving that it will be good to have that character in. However I will accept a Squall or a Stiener or Wakka since they aren't in the same game as Cloud.
Your characters can be a part of a squad, and you can form squads with other players. So your characters may team up with my characters at any given time. There will be points in the game where all the characters must be together at once, like for major boss battles.
At any given time I may jack your characters to put them in the right direction.
Have fun, and you may be a god character like Kratos...but remember he dies in his game too. :P So this may be one of the only serious RPs in RPA that may allow Godmodding to a point.... However, when I say you die... DIE!!!
I will have my heroes and I will have basic control over all villains. Later on I may promote a Co-GM and have them take half the villains. I'm making this EPIC!
Character Sheet
Name: ((Remember Main Protagonists only...))
Game: ((List any notable game, don't list every game, just three to four))
Description: ((This is optional for well known characters like Sonic and Mario...but if it's a lesser known character like Roland from Borderlands, please place a picture here))
Abilities: ((Keep to a minimum. Yes Kratos has nearly every power of the gods but keep only three or four, more may be allowed in Vol 2.))
Boll Movie: ((describe it like an IMDB profile... don't name actors just give the general plot and year it was released. Keep the years after 2012 and make the plot as horrible as Uwe Boll himself would make it...))
My Characters
Name: Mario
Game: Donkey Kong, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Galaxy
Description: If you don't know what he looks like you are either Omish or have been living under a rock for the last thirty years.
Abilities: Fireball, Extra Strength in legs and upper arms, increased speed.
Boll Movie: He remade the Mario Bros movie in 2019.... seriously. It was such a bad remake that it made the original look amazing... he didn't even have Italian actors...they were Mexican!
Name: Link
Game: Legend of Zelda, Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
Description: He is an elf wearing green.....
Abilities: Can shoot beams out of his sword when well rested, Enhanced senses and accuracy, has magical pockets that can virtually hold everything from big to small.
Boll Movie: In 2025 a few months before the stroke, Boll directed the Legend of Zelda movie. In it he had an aged Haley Joel Osmet play an aged Link trying to find a new Hero of Destiny to battle Ganonin, Ganon's son. And save all of Hyrule and the parallel world Ireland. Zelda herself wasn't in this movie and Ganonin was half bear, half man, and possibly half pig.... Trey Parker and Matt Stone tried suing but failed.
Name: Mega Man
Game: Mega Man, Mega Man 3, Mega Man 10
Description: He is a little blue robot.
Abilities: Can copy abilities from enemies, arm can turn into a cannon and shoot, and he has increased defenses to withstand more attacks.
Boll Movie: Mega Man, 2015. Asian robots flying around destroying cities. Mr. Willy PhD who is also coincidently a Professor of Medicine at a local industry college who works with Mr. Right to create the first ever robots, while the rest of the movie kept towards the actual storyline of the game, bad acting and racism ruined most of it, and it caused Keiji Inafune to commit suicide.
These are my three characters, if you want to add more to these games I will have to review. I will more than likely accept all other character that isn't from these games. Even though I didn't list like Mega Man 5 doesn't mean you can have Protoman, or Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass you can't have Tetra.
Main Villains as of right now.... More will definitely be added later.
Uwe Boll: Abilities - Unknown
Bowser: Abilities - Flame Thrower, increased Strength, Increased Stamina, resistant to lava.
Dr. Wily: Abilities - Has a space ship with increased shields that can use many different attacks. He usually always has a trump card hidden everywhere.
Main Quest: All the heroes must investigate the circumstances around trying to get into Boll Mansion, and his apparent Invincibility
Side Quest:
Mario-Link-Mega Squad: None
Overlord: None
Back in 2025 Uwe Boll had a stroke...everyone that was involved with video games cheered for joy...until it was discovered that he survived, and not only that... he was immortal. It is uncertain how he became immortal, but since the fateful day he has been making horrible video game movie after horrible video game movie.
Around the year 2048 rumors started going round that they've been seeing Dr. Wily and Bowser sneaking into the back door of Uwe Boll's Multi-Trillion dollar mansion. People started putting two and two together and came to the conclusion that for the last sixty years Uwe Boll was making horrible movies on purpose in order to tarnish the names of the icons under the guide of video game bad guys.
2049, a portal was open in the form of a giant pipe... and video game icons started to come out of it. All with one purpose in mind... to Kill Uwe Boll!!
How the RP will work.
Like in most video games now, we will have a Main Quest and then I will randomly hand out side-quests.
You may play multiple characters, you can have as many as you like just don't get out of hand. Do not play villians or secondary characters. So no Johnny Sasaki from MGS. Main characters only, and try to keep them in different games. So if somebody choses Cloud (You know someone will...) I may not OK a Vincent or a Tifa without some proving that it will be good to have that character in. However I will accept a Squall or a Stiener or Wakka since they aren't in the same game as Cloud.
Your characters can be a part of a squad, and you can form squads with other players. So your characters may team up with my characters at any given time. There will be points in the game where all the characters must be together at once, like for major boss battles.
At any given time I may jack your characters to put them in the right direction.
Have fun, and you may be a god character like Kratos...but remember he dies in his game too. :P So this may be one of the only serious RPs in RPA that may allow Godmodding to a point.... However, when I say you die... DIE!!!
I will have my heroes and I will have basic control over all villains. Later on I may promote a Co-GM and have them take half the villains. I'm making this EPIC!
Character Sheet
Name: ((Remember Main Protagonists only...))
Game: ((List any notable game, don't list every game, just three to four))
Description: ((This is optional for well known characters like Sonic and Mario...but if it's a lesser known character like Roland from Borderlands, please place a picture here))
Abilities: ((Keep to a minimum. Yes Kratos has nearly every power of the gods but keep only three or four, more may be allowed in Vol 2.))
Boll Movie: ((describe it like an IMDB profile... don't name actors just give the general plot and year it was released. Keep the years after 2012 and make the plot as horrible as Uwe Boll himself would make it...))
My Characters
Name: Mario
Game: Donkey Kong, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Galaxy
Description: If you don't know what he looks like you are either Omish or have been living under a rock for the last thirty years.
Abilities: Fireball, Extra Strength in legs and upper arms, increased speed.
Boll Movie: He remade the Mario Bros movie in 2019.... seriously. It was such a bad remake that it made the original look amazing... he didn't even have Italian actors...they were Mexican!
Name: Link
Game: Legend of Zelda, Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.
Description: He is an elf wearing green.....
Abilities: Can shoot beams out of his sword when well rested, Enhanced senses and accuracy, has magical pockets that can virtually hold everything from big to small.
Boll Movie: In 2025 a few months before the stroke, Boll directed the Legend of Zelda movie. In it he had an aged Haley Joel Osmet play an aged Link trying to find a new Hero of Destiny to battle Ganonin, Ganon's son. And save all of Hyrule and the parallel world Ireland. Zelda herself wasn't in this movie and Ganonin was half bear, half man, and possibly half pig.... Trey Parker and Matt Stone tried suing but failed.
Name: Mega Man
Game: Mega Man, Mega Man 3, Mega Man 10
Description: He is a little blue robot.
Abilities: Can copy abilities from enemies, arm can turn into a cannon and shoot, and he has increased defenses to withstand more attacks.
Boll Movie: Mega Man, 2015. Asian robots flying around destroying cities. Mr. Willy PhD who is also coincidently a Professor of Medicine at a local industry college who works with Mr. Right to create the first ever robots, while the rest of the movie kept towards the actual storyline of the game, bad acting and racism ruined most of it, and it caused Keiji Inafune to commit suicide.
These are my three characters, if you want to add more to these games I will have to review. I will more than likely accept all other character that isn't from these games. Even though I didn't list like Mega Man 5 doesn't mean you can have Protoman, or Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass you can't have Tetra.
Main Villains as of right now.... More will definitely be added later.
Uwe Boll: Abilities - Unknown
Bowser: Abilities - Flame Thrower, increased Strength, Increased Stamina, resistant to lava.
Dr. Wily: Abilities - Has a space ship with increased shields that can use many different attacks. He usually always has a trump card hidden everywhere.
Main Quest: All the heroes must investigate the circumstances around trying to get into Boll Mansion, and his apparent Invincibility
Side Quest:
Mario-Link-Mega Squad: None
Overlord: None