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Pegasus
11-13-2011, 07:54 PM
Contains Profanity and violence. You were warned...

Lieutenant General Jon W.Devlin rushed down the hall towards General Jones' office. He has been requested by the General to come "immediately". "That's not fucking good..,"Devlin thinks as he walk/jogs down the ugly, flower-printed wallpapered hall. As he comes up to the Oak stained door,he nearly passes it. He nervously turns the rusty door knob, expecting Jones to be on the other side with a .47 to Devlin's temple. He pushes forward and enters General Charleton Jones's dimly lit office. Jones was at his desk,and shot up out of his chair when he saw Devlin's face.

"Boy, We got ourselves some Gray boys to handle tonight. We're gonna massacre those gray assholes better than ole' Capone could ever do! Why we're gonna blow their fu-" Before the General could finish, Devlin interrupted.
"Gray boys?" He questioned,giving General Jones a blank look. Jones crackled a laugh so frightening and loud, it shook Devlin's insides.
"Aliens. You know, E.T.? War of the Worlds? Well, one of their 'Spaceships' just crashed outside of Sault Ste. Marie,Michigan. Apparently the gray boys are gathered around that crashed piece of shit like ants around a fallen cupcake. theirs an estimate of about eighty of them. Nobody besides authorities, me, and your little ass knows about this. Our job is to go in, shoot those mother-fucking bastards, and safely dispose of their naked grey bodies without anyone finding out." Jones took a breather and casually sipped his coffee. He performed that as calmly as if he had just given Devlin the directions to his house. "You understand me,Boy?"

Devlin was dumb-founded. He came into this office expecting to be fired,but instead was ordered to massacre some "Gray boys", as Jones put it.
"Uh, Yes boss, bu-," before Devlin could ask his question, General Jones glared at him and barked out five words.
"Go get that asshole Marius!!" and Devlin didn't hesitate.He was out the door before Jones got done saying the last syllable of Marius's name. "Good God," thought Devlin,"Aliens!?!"