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02-11-2014, 05:08 AM

yes! just click the picture above!

Kris

02-11-2014, 08:39 AM

Sorry, but there's an RPA tumblr?!?

Yes, yes!

Imp

02-16-2014, 04:53 AM

[EVENTUAL MUSIC VIDEO INTRO HERE]

Oh, wow. Another Imp show. Woo and stuff...

Terrible start aside, I've actually had several folks enjoy reading the Imp Show. I'd like to thank all of you who have confirmed this either by PM/VM/Rep. Thank you very very much!

Also, THANKS SIN FOR HELPING ME ORGANIZE!!!!FDASGFDASGFADHAD

________________________________
Time to ADVERTISE!

DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS?!

RAAAWWWWRRRR!!!!
http://rubbersuitstudios.com/inurdragonbaseri4.gif

Then DRAGON FOOOORCE (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=56483&highlight=dragon+force) IS THE RP FOR YOU!!!!

RAWR!!!
KILL PEOPLE!!!!

RAAAWWWWRRRRRAAAAWWWWRRRR
PLAY AS DIFFERENT RACES! LIKE, SMUTTY ELVES!!!
RARARARA!!!
DESTROY THINGS! Like wooden buckets, wooden doors, babies! Destroy everything made out of wood except TREEEEES!
GRRRRRRRRRR DEATH!

DRAGON FORCE!!!!!!

YOUR SIGNATURE MOVE?! (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=56558&p=1906103#post1906103)
Mine is The Shocker! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN2QUhaKN2Q)

G can rock a tune like a Gangsta God! (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=48732)

Do you like games? Do you like V? I mean the member, not the female genitalia.
THEN YOU'LL POSSIBLY LOVE THE V GAMES (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=50123)

There, I think that went over well.

Now for this:
JN2QUhaKN2Q
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INTERVIEWZZZ
With
GUINEVERE
&
SINDERELLA

And Finally! Welcome, G, onto the text-based eyesore of a 'show' of which I promised you a seat in so long ago. Glad to finally have the Gangsta on!

Finally is right! Informative Gangsta types don't like to be kept waiting, yo! Thanks, Imp! Glad to be here.

Good! XD On with the Questions!

Question 1:
Firstly, you are a Global Mod, yes? Just want to make sure I'm not colorblind. Now, as a Global Mod, are you allowed to join in the clandestine festivities the Admins have or does one have to be an Admin to partake in the high-class elitist parties? I'm just curious as to what the exact difference is between a Global mod and regular mod... aside from the prefix 'Global'.

Yep, Global is right. I suppose the major difference is that I'm all over the place, rather than just a specific section, and I get to whip the mods. When the Admins aren't looking, anyway... and I WILL get into that damn party! Merry G promised, if I just caught a few more spammers she'd put my name on the door... I'm sure she just forgot, last time.

Very good! Sneak some pics out of the party for me.

Q2:
Unlike some members on here who are clearly bots made to keep the Admins company and have no real life... being that they are bots, tell us of your daily activities in the real word, please! Maybe schooling, art, murder, hiking.

Whose a robot? No one around here. Not me, anyway.
In between my many scandalous adventures (I would tell you all about it, but you know, have to maintain that good girl staffer vibe) I play and write music (and will take this moment to shamelessly plug my music thread, in the sight and sound section) look after my little sister and spend ridiculous amounts of time staring at screens. Oh, I just started a computer techie course, as well.

Awww caring for the little sister. I'd take a computer tech class but feel I've be greatly bored as I know a great amount already. Some folks would say "Doesn't that make it easier?" No, you git, it makes it incredibly boring like drinking a single beer at an LSD party.

Q3.
We have a decent amount of members from the penal colony called Australia and you are of course one of them! Is Australia truly festering with dangerous creatures that can devour children in seconds? If so, are there any safe zones?
Honestly though, how is Australia in comparison to what you've heard of in the world. Why should the folks of RPA come visit?

Oh yeah, you can't dip a toe in one of our beautiful blue oceans without it being ripped off by the multiple sharks cruising up and down the beach.

It's a bit exaggerated, honestly. I mean, there are snakes and spiders and goannas and I did see a shark when I was fishing one time, but for the most part they'll leave you alone if you offer them the same courtesy. And a python living in the house will be ten times the ratter any cat is.

I actually went traveling through England and Europe in 2011, and as beautiful and different as it was, the main thing I thought was how lucky I was to live where I do. So yes, come visit! Before Abbott wrecks the place. *Shuts up abruptly before I find myself in the middle of a political rant.*

I want to visit England! =(
Not Europe, really... but def England.
"But, England is part of the continent of Europe."
Shhhhhhh

Q4:
I was just reminded of the fact that RPA has an outdated dictionary(it doesn't recognize 'emplaced'). Is this something I can complain to the Admins about or can I complain to you with the false reassurance that you'll inform them but truthfully just discard my concern?
But seriously, this is of great concern to me and the depressing lives of many RPA members!

Yo, aint that yo' web browser, not the site? But 'dem feels; I got so frustrated with being corrected on words I was spelling right I went and downloaded an Australian dictionary. And sure, have as much false reassurance as you like. ;)

...I like to blame RPA for many of my problems whether legit or not. Moving on!

Q5:
Favorite RP genre and why? A dull question, I know.

Fantasy! Because then I get to be a dual-blade wielding, magic-having badass, or whatever.

Ooooo! I'm liking that selection! I always preferred katars.

Q6
Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm using this for a future event and pooling all answers together.

Oh, I wish I had the answer for you, Imp. The only jokes I'm good at are slightly disturbing baby jokes.

But let's go with... something witty... about bird flu maybe. Apparently it's an issue here at the moment.

Gotcha.

Q7:
What inspires you to write/be creative?

Well, firstly, other writers! Which is why I fell in love with roleplaying in the first place. Also things that annoy/hurt/frustrate me seem to make me want to create, too. It's easier to write a song about a negative emotion - 'Don't worry, be happy' kind of covered the good stuff, what more can you say?

I have to agree with you on the entirety of it.

Q8:
2013 has passed us by and so we must now look to what daunting features 2014 may hold. Will it be WW3, economic collapse for more of the world, or complete ban on internet pornography resulting in the collapse of Keyboard Cleaning products?
The question is: WHAT is your fondest 2013 memory?

Oh, come on. I drank far too much wine in 2013 to remember it all. Erm... oh, well I guess when my little sister first came to live with me. Taking on guardianship of her has been one of the hardest, and most rewarding things I've ever done.

Shiiiit, well that got all serious for a minute there, didn't it.

Yeah, I try to avoid that. Apologies.

Q9
It seems anyone can make easy money today thanks to Amazon and others that allow the upload and purchase of short stories written by anyone.
Have you any plans of writing a novel some day or something similar?

Well yeah, I'd love to write a novel - the love of creative writing is what brought a lot of us here, right? I think I'm more likely to get somewhere pursuing the music stuff, though. Key word being more... haha. Yeah. I'm a bit too much of a realist to throw myself completely into the creative side of things, gotta hone the boring, practical skills too.

Understandable. I'm more an artist than writer.

Q10:
A fun question to ask is, have you met any RPA members IRL?

Unfortunately, no. I'm totally gonna get around to visiting V one of these days, though!

Meeting him would be a trip for me! Zing!
Well, thanks for letting me interview the Gangsta!

Oh, the interrogations' complete, is it? Well, in that case... Where's my badge at?! Gimme, gimme!! XD

The 'I survived Imp's lame Imp Show'? I ran out of those. Made the mistake of making them too costly. The future ones will be made out of cheap plastic made to look gold! =D

Imp: As was an epic moment when I, Imp, brought back the Imp Show to the lesser beings of this site, another epic moment has fallen upon us; the return of Sin!
Welcome back, Sin!

Sinful: Thanks! It's good to be back! ^.^
I brought some Lemon cake to this shindig, want some?

Imp: I would love some.
For the longest time, I thought you were kidnapped by some crazed RPA member. I mean, kidnapped IRL, let's not be stupid and suggest something inane as an online kidnapping. Joke aside, your laptop suffered a malfunction and left you somewhat stranded in the world of tech. How did that feel? I know I and others have felt this first world issue and how gruelign it can be to survive without.
In short: How did you feel not having a laptop you could call your own?

Sinful: I was absolutely heartbroken! I couldn’t believe it! I use writing as a stress reliever and writing by hand is just not the same. It takes wayyyyy too long, then your hand cramps up and you swear, well, a lot of swearing is involved and it’s just awful. I managed to buy a Kindle while it was on the fritz and that was just a disappointment. I only used it for reading, lol. The keyboard on it was a pain in the ass to write anything, ever. I missed everyone here; it felt like I not only lost my laptop and my stress reliever, but my friends as well. A few managed to stay in contact via texting, but between each of our schedules it was a complete pain in the ass.

Imp: Oh god, I bet. Definately a traumatic experience for us all. As for the the Kindle, I tried it and had the sudden urge to toss it in the trasha nd go masturbate seeing as how lame it was in my mind.
well, we're glad to have you back and missed you greatly. Can't imagine a world without... Sin? *imitates Dr. Evil with pinky in place*
Speaking of work, what is it like workign at Sbarro's Pizzeria?

Seems like a tease to me as I love pizza and the process fo makign it before my very eyes and unable to feast upon it leaves me unhappy.

Sinful: Working at Sbarro’s is.. Agitating. Infaaact, it’s irritating being an adult. I vote we go to Neverland and never grow old. That’s my opinion. ;Nod. – For real though, I absolutely hate my job. I enjoy certain aspects about it, like being able to tell people what to do (muahaha), but I just don’t enjoy it anymore. Smelling like pizza all the time is a terrible thing, especially when you dislike it in the first place. r_r. I clean more than anything else there. It totally sucks when you finally have a day off, or an evening off and you can eat dinner with your family and they inform you of what they’re having. Can you guess what that might be? No? Well let me help. Pizza. PIZZA. It’s like they hate me or some shit. ;[.
I was actually pretty ecstatic last night when I came home from work. It was the first night in a very, very long time that I was actually able to have something suitable to eat. It was something that didn’t consist of pizza, or a plastic package that you open and toss in the microwave for a minute and a half. It was spectacular.

Imp: I killed my family long ago for similar reasons...

I do agree we never grow old and just go to Neverland. I recently turned 26 and am not happy. Neverland is a wonderful option to take.
Glad you finally had a nice night.

Sinful: ;Grumbles. - Here I thought you were like fifty somethin'.

Imp: Let's not get into my real age. I prefer my fake age, thank you. >_>

SPEAKING of yesterday, it was Valentine's Day!!!! It was a wretched day for me filled with annoyign students, despression, inability to kill and also included a massive headache and sorethroat.
How was your lovely day? =)

Sinful: My day was anything but lovely.
I worked and it snowed, that about sums it up.
The only good thing about yesterday is today. Today is the day that all of the chocolate and stuffed animals go on sale. Mm. Not like I could eat it anyways, buying it would just be a tease. Ugh. Damn sensitivity.

Imp: Yeah, I just present my middle finger to the savings. I take no joy in the ways of marketing. Just like abducting children. It is boring! I'd rather be home watching a movie or burning some corporate building to the ground.
ANYWAY! Next Q for U

2013 has passed us by like that night of losing virginity that only 5% of RPA has been part of... what a terrible orgy that was.
WHAT is your most favored 2013 memory(ies)?

Sinful: Oh gosh, I don’t even..
Honestly I'm not sure, I can't even remember what I had for lunch last week.

Imp: I'm not sure either. I guess that time I uh... can't remember as it lacks importance in my stale life.
Well, carrying on

You said earlier that you despise pizza. That you would kill a thousand babies if pizza were to be abolished. Okay, maybe not the last bit, but still.
Why is it you dislike pizza?

Sinful: My hatred doesn’t go that deep, Imp, ya goob. As far as the dislike of pizza, I’m told that I’m a picky eater. That really isn’t the case though, I just know what I like and don’t like and I don’t like a lot of things. I especially do not agree with pizza sauce and cheese.

Imp: I myself am not a big fan of cheese and basically eat only mozerella. My ex GFs always found it disturbing. I am as wella picky eater. A damn nazi when given candy as it must be either a gummy orif it is chocolate, it must have things within it and not just some bland bar of poop.

Sinful: I would agree if I could eat those things. ;[
you're so mean, teasing me like that.
jerkface.

Imp: Be happy you can't. Highly overrated.

Sinful: D;< I MISS CHOCOLATE.
AND SWEETS.

Imp: LSD is far better a treat.
Chocolate?
CHOCOLATE?!?!?!?
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahem, sorry

Sinful: No cheesecake for you.

Imp: I... that hurts me deeply. =(

Sinful: Good!
You've hurt me deeply. >;[

Imp: I'm sorry. T_T
Can I make it up to you somehow to avoid future recolection on this moment?

Sinful: Yes.
You may now refer to me as Mistress Sin.
>;/
Hmph.

Imp: Understood, Mistress Sin =P

Sinful: ;].

Imp: Carrying on before things become M rated and the mods verbally assault me on NOT puttign the rating in the OOC...

Sinful: I hope you get smacked around.
Then I shall play that smack my bitch up song, or whatever the name of it is.

Imp: Yes, you are correct. By The Prodigy.

You said that writing for you is a stress reliever. I'll assume cooking is too? Anything else that really helps?

Sinful: Yes, it is. There's also reading and beating Jester upside the head when he turns into a creep. Yaknow, the normal shit. >_>

Imp: ah yes. I guess I'ma bit cliche what with sex, drugs and rock and roll... or more so instrumental death metal and drum&Bass.
And include painting and drawing

as well as killin' folk on BF3 and other games.

and sculpting too

Eating also helps

Carryign on

Sinful: no please, continue with your rant. It's entertaining.
What else is a stress reliever for you, Impie?

Imp: XD too many to count. Actually, so many to the point where I'm easily relieved from stress and I'm actually generally content since I'll just poke fun at the stressful situation which gives me a laugh. To hell witht he fucker I'm makign fun of.
Yes, my emotions don't go as far as cutting myself nor beating a hole into an innocent wall. Another reason why I call myself Imp. =)
Plus, if soemone is the cancer of my day, I just have them executed so I can sleep better at ngiht knowing they don't exist in my reality anymore.
Taking the grim route, on RPA, we see in many murderous RPs that everyone has an ideal weapon and even some form of execution they prefer to give to their enemies. Whether traditional or not,
Mind tellign us of your choice weapon(s) and your favorite execution style?

Sinful: Mm..
I like knives, honestly. I have about twenty-three scattered and hidden throughout my room. ;x.
As far as execution style.. I don't really have one.

Imp: That somewhat scares and yet delightfully intrigues me if I were to ever visit >_>

Sinful: My mind has a vivid imagination when it comes to death, there hasn't really been one that I've cherished more above the others.
I like to be prepared for the worst.

Imp: I can see you strapped with armor and knives with your middle finger to the comign apocalypse.

Sinful: xD. My brother and I were raised to bring hell.

Imp: Seems the same for me but without a sibling. >_>

Sinful: want mine?
you can have him, free of charge.

Imp: I guess for me, it'd be my mind for the greatest weapon. I'd make some nifty way to kill someone whether unorthodox or not. But, being materialistic; I've always held a love for revolvers.
& No, that's okay. I'm happy alone. XD

Sinful: please,
take him.
just..
take him.
speaking of free of charge..

Imp: No favorite son BS. My diseased self doesn't need some prodigy to make me feel liek crap. lol

Sinful: one of the employees at my store sold me on a facebook page once.
r_r
It was.. unnerving.

Imp: That does sound unnerving. O_o

Sinful: The local "Buy, Sell, Trade" pages.

Imp: mind linking me to it?
>_>

Sinful: she supposedly got offered fifty bucks for me. r_r.
You're not allowed to own me.
You'd abuse your power.
And then I'd have to slaughter you in your sleep.

Imp: I'llpayahundredforyou

Wow! If only I had such attention.
and fiiiiiiine
I'd rather not be Slaughtered in my Sleep
would rather prefer sexecution even though I'm not fond of that either.
Well, we'll end this soon after a few more Qs

Sinful: Of course! Shoot!

Imp: *fires*
Seeing as my previous interviews have contained those from different countries and thus don't have the same Television shows, what is your favorite TV show?
Addendum: I do favor English game shows and don't watcha whole lot of TV unless it is found on Netflix...

Sinful: Oh gosh, I like a lot.
I like..
Bitten; Lost Girl; Supernatural; True Blood; American Horror Story;
uhmm..
Recently a friend forced me to watch Fairy Tail.
I'm not really one to like Anime.
But it's interesting.
and I've been watching it.
Uh.
Arrow
erm
others.

Imp: What about Archer? =O

Sinful: >.> Never watched it.

Imp: My love for you has slightly diminished =(

Sinful: Bullshit.
You loved me even after you learned of my hatred of pugs.
you'll get over this one, too. ;x

Imp: No doubt I will, Mistress Sin

Sinful: ;D <3

Imp: Sadly, I haven't seen any of those shows listed except for American Horror Story. I was always more into comedy shows. =(

Sinful: We'll have to have a marathon and watch them together!

Imp: Sounds delicious!
Anyway, HAVE you met any RPA members IRL?

Sinful: If you're good, I'll even bring cheesecake

Imp: I feel like I've asked this before but I could be wrong

Sinful: You have, in the last interview.
r_r

Imp: Apologies, Mistress Sin.

Sinful: and because my sister no longer attends RPA, I am going to have to say no.
I have not.
BUT I SKYPE WITH A LOT OF THEM. >_>
does that count?

Imp: Sadly, no. If only slightly.

TBH, I think I met Miss Devil once in NYC without knowing. She lives there and her voice is distinct and I remember comign across someone that looked like her and sounded as such too as she asked Angelic and I to fill soem survey. >_>
Maybe it is a small world... after all.

Sinful: It's a small world aftterrrrr alll. ;Sings. -

Imp: I miss you, Walt Disney! RETURN TO ME! *cries*

Sinful: ;[
Have you seen Frozen yet?

Imp: Ahem, sorry for the dull questioning. Was on the phone with my Dad aaannnddd had to cut that short 'cause my sore throat.

NO, I haven't seen Frozen yet.
is it Epic?
;)

Sinful: IT IS.
OMG. I loved it.
So much.
Epic is good, too.;x

Imp: Ya know, one movie I really enjoyed as of recent is Rise of the Guardians!

Sinful: I loved that one, too!

Imp: I love the personalities they gave to the characters.

Sinful: I love hugh jackman as the easter bunny. xD

Imp: Yes, good stuff right there!

Sinful: Wreck-it-Ralph was a good one, too.

Imp: YES! and goign back to the previous, Jude LAw as Pitch was excellent.

Sinful: xD

Imp: Sarah Silverman as Vevellopy was just sweet.

Sinful: let's not forget though,
that jack.
was.
fantastic.

Imp: Yus. ;)
to avoid any further dragging on of love for characters, let's complete this with the final... er, two last questions.
WHY did the Chicken cross the road?
and
IF you could change one thing about RPA, what would it be?

Sinful: >.>
;x

Imp: The chicken question is legit.

Sinful: Nothing! Nothing at all!
he wanted to get to the other side.
what the hell did your momma teach you as a child?
gosh!

Imp: Self educated man. =/

Sinful: do you take candy from strangers?!

Imp: I will to see how they react. Though, I do it when they aren't looking. >=)

Sinful: How are you still alive? That's the only question that really matters tonight.

Imp: I am a devious man, Sin... and it isn't anything special actually. *continues being among the norm*
How am I still alive? I haven't a flippin' clue tbh.
Because I'm too lazy to give up.

Sinful: xd. I wouldn't want you to give up. There would be a lot of people on RPA that would miss you wayyyyy, wayyyy too much. Like Gin.
He'd go crazy.

Imp: He would! and yeah, I wouldn't do away with myself. Too many people to annoy! =)
Well! Time to end the wonderful mind-exploding interview that this has become over time.
Before we end it, have any words of wisdom or anymore questions?

Sinful: YES. Listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUGzY-ihqWc
>_>

Imp: I .... fine
There you go, folks, a song to entertain you!
A song of muse and wisdom.

Sinful: and pure awesomenessss

Imp: WELL, thanks for beign ont he show as it has been an epic occasian! ot that your last one wasn't, but your return was spoke of in the RPA bible.
yes, the Dubsteppers will lurvz it.

Sinful: xD. everyone must love it!
and, thank you for having me!!

Imp: YES! Of course! kthxbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *show ends*

That was lovely, wasn't it?

K7lLb8wnRuw

G'night/Morning/Afternoon/whateverTF

02-16-2014, 06:03 AM

There, I think that went over well.

... yes. XD

Nice interviews :D

Kris

02-16-2014, 11:40 AM

Lovely :)

Juicesir

02-17-2014, 07:45 AM

Yay dagrons. ^_^

Imp

02-17-2014, 07:47 AM

Aye, and Sin wants you on the show sometime, mate!

Juicesir

02-17-2014, 08:12 AM

D:

Okay. What do I do for that? Do I need a suit? Is there a pre-interview process? How many pieces of celery must I eat?

Imp

02-17-2014, 08:24 AM

Kill two people, Yes, Yes, Three

I'll PM you within 24 hours on a time we can setup. =)

Sinderella

02-17-2014, 06:13 PM

So many amazing interviews! ;3

Applejuice, you must make a blood sacrifice.

SikstaSlathalin

02-17-2014, 07:48 PM

Imp we should redo that interview with me that didn't work.

Soulio

02-18-2014, 12:22 AM

Imp Show really needs a theme song

Imp

02-18-2014, 01:38 AM

@Siks
We shou-OH WAIT

@SoulReaps
Oh, there is one and an intro vid is in the works. ;)

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IMP SHOOOOOOOWWW

Another ooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ugh. Lazy intro. Sick atm. I blame Sin for the fun of it since she's also sick. =P

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TELL THE SICKNESS TO GO TO HELL! in a collective manner so the Gods will hear our plea.

S-xigab0vY0

HzPntY5j7X4

MORE FUN

Simpsons and a windmill!
http://vimeo.com/11280259

RESCUE RANGER NUDITY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbg0ycJGAa0

______________________________
What the hell am I even doing with my life? =_=
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Imp: On this Special Show, Sin and my silly self chalk up another sortie now featuring Siksta (http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz139/Siks/untitled-1.jpg) and SoulReaper (http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/71013/1325792-grimreaper.jpg)!
Welcome!

SoulReaper: Hi der!

Sinful: her der'

Siks: Greeting subjects of Downtown

Imp: and I'll form the Head! Alright, welcome again, Siksta and SoulReaps to the Imp Show. Sin is kind enough to offer aid to an old man like myself in asking a variety of Qs!
Imp: I'll be the first to pop the Question...
Imp: A generic question but always quite interesting to know:
HOW did you find the place we seem to love oh so much; RPA?

Siks: Recruited by our long lost Lord and master Gabe Zero
Siks: Pulled me off a shitty fanfic site and brought me here

Imp: Ah yes, GZ. The memories.
Imp: Oh? and what shitty fanfic site might that be?

Siks: Fanart Central

SoulReaper: I was in a creative writing class with a few friends while I lived in the Hillbilly Hell known as Tennessee and a few of my friends wanted to make a story, and they asked the whole class, and I was one of three who said yes.

Sinful: DID YOU WRITE RPA INTO OUR HISTORY?!

SoulReaper: Um... what?

Sinful: >_> You kinda left it at a cliffhanger.

SoulReaper: Oh, it was a story about medieval times where we had powers. Called FLUX
SoulReaper: I was terrible back then.

Sinful: And then you wrote RPA into existence ?
Sinful: How is it you stumbled upon RPA, Soul?

SoulReaper: That's how
SoulReaper: I just explained it D:

Sinful: >_> by writing a story?

SoulReaper: They chose RPA as the place

Sinful: Did these friends tell you about RPA?

Imp: by Joining RPA and bring us his FLUX! =D

Sinful: I see, I see.

SoulReaper: I was the only person to stay...

Imp: and yes, did you search Google or Yahoo?

SoulReaper: Google
SoulReaper: Yahoo is shit

Sinful: I liked the idea of you writing RPA into existence better.
Sinful: ;|

SoulReaper: Yup. RPA was all me. Anne Bonny is my avatar

Imp: Hmmm I agree with Sin on that. XD
Imp: The aspect of it and all

Sinful: It could have been like Princess Tutu!

Siks: Tutu's are evil

SoulReaper: So now I'm a god
SoulReaper: I'll allow it

Sinful: Next question, gramps!

Siks: Yes back on topic

Imp: An ex bought me a pink tutu because a friend of hers suggested it. MOVING ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION

Sinful: ..
Sinful: Can I see this tutu?
Sinful: >_> Will you wear it for me, boss?

SoulReaper: I bet you were a sexy Imp
SoulReaper: Do a dance!

Imp: twas my first ex and so.... no. No documentation.

Siks: Ah she was an illegal

Imp: Oh, I was,.
Imp: and yes, Siks

Sinful: If I bought you a blue one, will you prance around in it for me, boss?

SoulReaper: We can get him a leotard
SoulReaper: And some pink flats

Siks: Is my sound booth still around here?

Imp: Perhaps. I see the entertainment value in it and would likely do so!

Sinful: ;D.

SoulReaper: He can be Princess MeridIMP

Imp: It is, Siks! Kept nice and warm... heater bill is taken care of thanks to Nazgul!

Siks: Sweet, I'll have to get back in there once this is over

Imp: Excellent Tutu question, Sin! Shall I move on then.? ;)
Imp: or let you go at it again?

Siks: No we must move on, I have a contract I need to execute before dinner

Sinful: All you, gramps. ;]

SoulReaper: I have Souls to Reap at 3:00

Siks: And I have souls to free at 330

Imp: Grand~
RPA has been taken offline completely. No reprisal RPA or sub-site of RPA.
WHAT do you do?

SoulReaper: Die

Imp: I think I'll add this along with that Cross the Road deal and see what the masses say.
Imp: Die is the top answer, Soul! You are the winner! Thank you for playing!

SoulReaper: YEAH!!!!

Siks: I sleep

SoulReaper: I got a dollar guys!

Siks: Or I just run around the black streets looking for trolls to kill

SoulReaper: Honestly I'd probably be sad for a bit and try and find anyone I talk to on a constant basis on Skype or something

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Sinful: D: that's a sad question!
Sinful: Why would you ever, gramps!?
Sinful: D;

Imp: I'd draw the RPA threads on my wall and pretend life was as grand as it once was.

Sinful: 'kay guys, a serious question for you.

SoulReaper: He'll draw pictures of everyone for the picture thread

Imp: SIN takes the next question while I go cough up a lung.

Sinful: Are you ready?!

SoulReaper: YES

Sinful: A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?

Siks: Sure
Siks: I am just a figment of your drug induced hallucination

SoulReaper: "HOLA MI AMIGO! QUE TO ERES ESSAY?! YO SOY ES DINERO!"
SoulReaper: He's here for the money

Imp: Pippy the Pimp Penguin strikes again!
Imp: So very you!
Imp: ahem. Grand! So, next Q 4 U
Imp: RPA has a place for nearly everyone. If only it had more, but I digress.
I myself favor Downtown for the nature that it is. Primarily MADNESS.

Please, tell us of the places you frequent the most on RPA and why?
Imp: I'll take the image that might induce a rage in someone. =)

SoulReaper: Mainly the mature section, but I'm also subscribed to a lot of games. It helps the post count and they're really fun to play.

Siks: I am everywhere and no where.
Siks: King of Downtown, and frequnent of the RP interest thread and MATURE SECTIONS

Imp: Def. gotta keep that post count rising!

Siks: It grows everyday

SoulReaper: My goal right now is to surpass Craze

Sinful: Are there any particular characters of yours that you regret not using to their full potential? If so, who and why?

Imp: that it does, Siks. Like my cancer... er uh. Goals are good!
Sin, throw on one of them delicious Qs!

Sinful: Also, why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Siks: Cause the communists say no

SoulReaper: Actually, there was a character in one of Siks very old threads. His name was Valentino and it was a shame that the RP ddn't really begin. It was a fantastic idea.

Siks: Which one?

SoulReaper: Uh... Time Blades I think it was called

Siks: Ah yes

Imp: TIME BLADES! BLADES OF TIME!~ [/theme]

SoulReaper: *cue terrible superhero music*

Siks: I might bring it back someday
Siks: It was one of my favorite ideas

SoulReaper: If you do I'll join it and so will Valentino
SoulReaper: I have his CS archived

Siks: Nice

Sinful: Speaking of Superheroes, I have another question for you two.

SoulReaper: Shoot

Sinful: Why do superheroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

SoulReaper: Because they need to have mobility
SoulReaper: And the underwear is more mobile on the outside

Sinful: How is that?

SoulReaper: SoulReaper said so. So it must be true

Sinful: I cannot accept that as a reasonable answer.
Sinful: r_r

SoulReaper: Science then

Siks: Not many supers do
Siks: Just more body suits

Sinful: Alright.

Imp: Wasn't the reason for the illustrators?
Imp: trying to recall as I heard something like that.

SoulReaper: It's that, or they're bullet proof and strong so they protect the groin
SoulReaper: The scrotum is a sensitive area

Siks: They have armor all over in most supers
Siks: The underwear thing is jsut a running gag in supers since Superman

SoulReaper: See? The underwear on the outside is just for protection.

Siks: No the body suits are

Sinful: So, it's like a cup one would wear in sports?

SoulReaper: Yup

Sinful: Hm.
Sinful: Okay. Going back to RPA based questions, when joining an RP; Do you often find yourself joining one that has members you talk to frequently?

SoulReaper: Oh yes. All the time.

Siks: Ay, mostly

SoulReaper: Most of the RP's I've been in are actually made by the same person

Siks: In fact most of them join my RPs

Sinful: Why do you think that is? Are you just comfortable writing with people you are closer to?

Siks: You know what you're getting into and what to expect

SoulReaper: Partly, as well as it's fun to hang out with them. Writing styles mix together when you hang out with them.

Imp: I hate Sin many a time but not as badly as this. She asks a question I was prettymuch going to ask.
New rule: Toss the Question aside and not throw it back in the hat.

SIMILAR QUESTION
I feel some appreciation is in order.
Care to tell us of those creative GMs you often follow and join in their adventures? If no, tell us of some members you always enjoy having be part of your RP.
Name NAMES!

Siks: gah damn so many names

SoulReaper: Wobbles.
SoulReaper: Craze

Siks: StormWolf, Fireswarmth, Jaco, RisingPhoenix, StormyNyte

SoulReaper: Mainly those two. Also Siks

Siks: I like RPing with Soul of course

SoulReaper: *squee*

Siks: Lord Tully is good when he's around
Siks: Marching Thunder is also good

Imp: Ah yes. Had Marching Thunder in a neat RP of mine. Good times. Two, really...

Siks: Ay she's a good writer

SoulReaper: The name is familiar

Siks: She's in the New Mystic RP and she's the prime GM in the Red Days RP

Imp: A nice band of RPers. Some of which I've written with myself!
I'm tossing the hat to Sin! *dances away*

Sinful: The RPApril Extravaganza is right around the corner, do you two plan to be a part of the madness?! If so, which challenge or contest are you looking forward to the most?

SoulReaper: I think this year I'll join in on the fun

Siks: Naw, I don't do well with set time lines

Imp: To Hell with RPApril! To Hell with it! *terrible memories*

Sinful: What are you looking forward to the most about it, Soul?
Sinful: Gramps. ;Thwaps. -

SoulReaper: I completely forget everything about what happens in RPAril Extravaganza

Siks: Isn't is just tons of random writing challenges?

SoulReaper: If that's what it is, I'll be excited for those

Imp: Essentially yes, Siks.

Siks: Thought so

Imp: Imp will have his revenge this year. =_=

SoulReaper: So then that!

Imp: Ahem, yes! Good times. ^^

SoulReaper: Now I'm curious to know of the issues Imp has. PTSD?
SoulReaper: Was there a war?

Imp: Could have been but I'll save that for later when the time comes.

Next lovely Question!
RPA sure does have a lot of events. Perhaps too many? IF you could design an event on RPA of your own, WHAT would it be about?

Siks: Sikstember
Siks: I bring back my Cllassic Carttoons revivl movemtn for the whole month

SoulReaper: I would have Soultember in the later half of the month, and I would want to see someone make the best origin story of SoulReaper

Siks: Boy we're selfish XD

SoulReaper: Anne has a month named after her, so why can't we?

Siks: XD She's the top admin

SoulReaper: Siks should have a month named after him
SoulReaper: You're the top Post Count
SoulReaper: For like, ever

Siks: Haha, maybe if I die they will

Imp: September, you whore!
Everyone goes for that month.
and Siks can't die!
Imp: He's like a Persian immortal and will just be replaced.

SoulReaper: It's the only month that my name works with

Siks: Haha mine too

SoulReaper: No, Augsiks

Siks: Soly
Siks: july

SoulReaper: I like Augsiks

Imp: Oh, Hell! Just take the damn RPA Calendar with you! *throws calendars at them*
Moving onward into another Q!
What inspires you to create the magic that is your writing/characters/RPs?
Is music a big help? Emotions? Sin? What?

Siks: Hmm that's a tough one

SoulReaper: I normally have a small bit of me in my characters, and depending on my mood I'll make a character. Therefor, it depends on what time it is, and what music I'm listening to.
SoulReaper: And Sin helps me in spirit

Siks: It depends on the RP really. I tend to make chars that are different from what's already there. I don't build my real emotions and such into chars
Siks: My beleifs yes emotions no
Siks: And my RPs are inspired by what I lke
Siks: Many of them are somewhat realistic mature ones
Siks: I particually love warping beloved parts of childhood

Sinful: D'awh. I'm such a muse. ;x.
Sinful: just kidding.

Imp: Oh, Sin! *lulz moment*

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Imp: Like a vagabond, we're moving on!
Giving Sin the ability to ask Qs again.

SoulReaper: Or Dasani

Sinful: Can animals commit suicide?

SoulReaper: Yes

Siks: The Lemmings are perfect examples

Imp: Animals.... stupid humans.

Siks: *Goes to get the frozen pizza I left in my Sound Booth*

Imp: I'm hungry!
Inane Q for U!!!!!!
Favorite foodz and Y?!!?!?!?

SoulReaper: Steak because it's an amazing food and it's absolutely perfect.

Siks: Pizza and cause it's been the treat my folks have given me on my birthday since I was a kid

SoulReaper: In five days that will by my dinner
SoulReaper: For my birfday

Imp: Always a good time with pizza!
Anyone here like sushi?

SoulReaper: Nope.

Siks: No

SoulReaper: I'd rather eat my food cooked

Siks: I stay away from all kinds of seafood
Siks: Not even fish sticks

SoulReaper: Fish fingers and custard?
SoulReaper: No?

Sinful: Shrimp is amazing.

Siks: No seafood whatsoever

SoulReaper: Shrimp is good.
SoulReaper: I can eat that sort of raw.

Imp: Mmm shrimp

Sinful: Steak.
Sinful: Medium rare

SoulReaper: I'm gonna ask my stepmom to get some shrimp on saturday for my birfday with the steak
SoulReaper: And get some mushrooms on the steak. Oh damn I'm excited

Siks: You're making me hungry, next question. *comes back with a self-rising crust cheese pizza cooked a deep brown*

Imp: NEXT QUESTION, SIN! THESE GUYS ARE HUNGRY FOR MORE!

Sinful: I have some chicken salad.
Sinful: >_>

SoulReaper: I hope I have bread...

Imp: But, I'll take it from here.
Weapons often play an important role in many RPs. Do you ahve any favorite that you've used in the past?
I myself enjoy katars and the classic revolver. No particular kind as I customize it.

Siks: I can depict any kind of weapon well in RPs. As long as I like the idea

SoulReaper: I tend to use firearms more than anything. I don't have a partcular favorite. But, for melee weapons I actually made a weapon that can be compacted into a decorative thing on a belt that once fully retracted, are more or less metal gloves that act as brass knuckles and have small claws on the fingertips

Sinful: Do you find yourselves with the issue of having characters with similar personalities or traits?

Imp: Gotta have awesome hair... >_>

Siks: Early on in my career yes, but I try to be as diverse as I can. Even then though, I usually make strong valorous people.

SoulReaper: Same with Siks.
SoulReaper: I normally have a character named Markus though, and I'm trying to stop that habit.

Siks: I don't use stock chars, and I don't even like reusing old chars

Imp: We're all familiar with Markus. coughResidentEvilRPcough
Imp: Good times.

SoulReaper: yeah...

Siks: I always use different names too.

Imp: I tend to go more for the different name deal over the others. I should try ahrder...
Imp: Just a few more glorious questions and everyone can get back to doing nothing! =D

SoulReaper: woo

Siks: *Eats my pizza and waits*

Imp: RPA may seem complete to some but what else could be added such a 'large' site?
Nuclear missiles? Red Light District? Chocolate?
Imp: What could improve RPA?

Siks: Want a serious answer or a joking one? lol

SoulReaper: Uhh...
SoulReaper: hmm

Sinful: if any of you say hookers, I'll thwap you.
Sinful: r_r

SoulReaper: hookers

Sinful: -.-'

SoulReaper: I didn't think about that until you said it.

Sinful: For you, Soul, I'll just pinch.

SoulReaper: NOOOO

Sinful: ;Pinches 'is cheekers. -
Sinful: ;PINCH. -

SoulReaper: GAH

Sinful: PINCH. PINCH. PINCH.

Siks: I honestly can't think of anything short of the mods cracking down on blogs that are used to soap box things and people that use blogs and blog comment sections to build a soapbox.

SoulReaper: There should be a better award system. Like, if you can supply a solid contest and a solid trophy, you should be allowed to make a contest
SoulReaper: And I do somewhat agree with Siks

Imp: *holds Sin down* Run, now!

SoulReaper: *runs*

Imp: Contagion over here! So, anyway- *let's Sin go*
A legit question that I've been asking and compiling the answers.
WHY
Did the
CHICKEN
Cross the
Road?

SoulReaper: Because there was food

Siks: Because the fox was out for it's gibblets

Sinful: hey.
Sinful: hey guiez.
Sinful: >_>
Sinful: what.
Sinful: does.
Sinful: the.
Sinful: fox say?
Sinful: ;O

SoulReaper: Yip

Siks: The fox says "I kell you and can haz yer gibblets!

Imp: Hmmm. Sin, what DOES the fox say?
Imp: enlighten us?

Sinful: hell if I should know.
Sinful: that's why I was asking you guys

Siks: I told you what it says

SoulReaper: Yip

Sinful: ratatataaaa
Sinful: tatataaa.

Imp: In all honesty, SoulReaps is correct aside from some other sounds they make.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6NuhlibHsM

SoulReaper: Pointless information wooo

Siks: Foxes sound spooky

Imp: You never know. An RPA terrorist might abduct you and demand you tell him what the fox really says. Now your life is saved. *signals for Siks to go hide outside and wait with the van*

Imp: ANYWAY! Thank you both for partaking in the Imp Show experience!
Imp: It has been fun BUT

SoulReaper: No problem!

Siks: No worries

Imp: Any words of wisdom for the small audience I have accumulated over the past years?

SoulReaper: Don't eat the yellow snow
SoulReaper: Down with Big Brother
SoulReaper: Sic Temper Tyrannis
SoulReaper: Tupac is alive

Siks: Fight hard or die well

SoulReaper: Santa is a lie!

Siks: And there can be only one King!

SoulReaper: We're in the Matrix!

Imp: That was beautiful, you two! *sniffles*

Sin, show these gents the lobby so they may exit!
Siks: I'll go back to my Sound Booth thank you.

Sinful: Sure, boss.

SoulReaper: *grabs skittles, throws them at Imp* These were sugar free!

Siks: *Walks to my long loved sound booth

Sinful: Move yo assess.

SoulReaper: What must I assess?

Sinful: PINCH.

SoulReaper: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sinful: PINCH.

SoulReaper: *runs off*

Sinful: PINCH.

Siks: *Says from sound booth intercom* Don't forget my interview pic there boss.

Imp: *entire factory the show takes place in closes down for the night*

oooOOOooo amazing, wasn't it? :SHINY:

NOW, I'm gonna go sleep with my Sickness as it calls to me seductively.

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G'NIGHT!
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Kris

02-18-2014, 03:18 AM

Lovely :)

02-18-2014, 08:53 AM

Whoo =D

Bia

02-18-2014, 03:41 PM

Awesome!

Soulio

02-18-2014, 06:43 PM

Imp

03-14-2014, 03:07 AM

MORE COMING!!!

Wait, that doesn't sound right...

More interviews are on the way! =D

Juicesir

03-14-2014, 03:26 AM

Idk, sounded good to me.

Kris

03-14-2014, 03:28 PM

Am I the only one eagrly waiting for the IMP show into vid?!

Juicesir

03-14-2014, 04:55 PM

No. No you are not.

trouble.muffin

03-14-2014, 04:56 PM

^^Nope! You're definitely not the only one. :)
I can't wait for more interviews, either!

Imp

03-15-2014, 03:22 AM

WARNING: As you should assume, anything related to me is filled with depravity, crass commentary and even apathy towards human suffering in every form (https://global3.memecdn.com/when-you-amp-039-re-at-the-classroom-and-have-a-boner_gp_2366907.jpg). I advise you to take caution in what you read since what I post doesn't always reflect my opinions. I'd post an elephant raping a man if I could just for the lulz in seeing your reaction. But I don't because I have class. Now, on with the fuckin' show before I die of some form of idle cancer.

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Welcome to another amazing Imp Show full of negative stereotypes, foul language, immorality and best of all,

BIZARRE COMMERCIALS!
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Wouldn't mind being in his position. Just sayin'.
Imp, making love to a hippo is bestiality.
Seriously? Seriously, now? Judge someone based on their weight? Burn in Hell!
But, I'm Norse.
then, BURN IN HEL (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hel_%28location%29)!

=========ONWARD===========

As some of you know, Saint Patrick's Day is almost upon us.

A friend asked me once on how I felt about St. Patrick bringing literacy to Ireland and constructing monasteries and enriching Irish civilization.
I replied "Drunk people will do anything you tell them to."
[We could go into details in that Christianity brought literacy over, but we won't.]

Alright, terrible (http://robertnielsen21.wordpress.com/2013/03/05/was-the-irish-famine-genocide/) stuff aside (http://www.cracked.com/blog/8-insulting-ways-people-act-irish-st.-patricks-day/), let's continue on with things.

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RPApril is around the corner thanks to time flying past us so quickly. I've been thinking about bugging the Admins into letting me join in with a writing contest of my own.
While there is a game I've been piecing together for all of you to partake in some day soon -- it is a bitch to write up all the questions and answers myself -- I wish to see how well my idea goes over for the next month. [/bland RPAril advert]

In other news, here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYRs3YMupg4)

========ON WITH THE INTERVIEW!!!==========

But first,
I FINALLY SAW THE STARVING GAMES!
You mean The Hunger Games?
No, you ignorant buffoon! The Starving Games! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8yOSMspR1k) You can find it on Netflix!

[Preparation]
...
Kiki: I still need to get a burrito.
Sinder Bell: I still need to go smoke.
Imp: GO SMOKE! >_<
Sinder Bell: 'k.
Imp: I'm gonna make something real quick
Sinder Bell: I won't vanish this time.
Imp: team, assemble in.... ten minutes?
Kiki: lol should I go get my burrito?
Kiki: ... need longer than that
Imp: sure!
Sinder Bell: How long?
Kiki: >.>
Imp: how much longer?
Kiki: 15?
Sinder Bell: GO GET YO BURRITO
Imp: .....works for me!
Kiki: YAYAYAYA
Kiki: okay
Sinder Bell: xd
Kiki: be back soon
Imp: bbl
Sinder Bell: tyt(heart)
Kiki: okay back
Kiki: slightly longer than I wanted
Imp: same
Kiki: stuffing my faaace
Imp: *munches tuna sam and ramen*
Kiki: the whole interview could be us just eating
Imp: i like that
Imp: I'll include this lol
Kiki: lolol
Imp: how was the trip? get anything more than just a burrito? [/interview]
Kiki: A COOKIE
Kiki: because they put them right next to the cashier
Kiki: bastards
Kiki: they know how to get me
Imp: mmm
Imp: love me a good cookie
Imp: mainly chocolate chip
Kiki: that's what it is
Kiki: and like
Kiki: super sized chips in it
Kiki: like I said, they're bastards
Kiki: ... I can swear in this interview, right?
Imp: damn those bastards
Kiki: We may not get through it otherwise
Imp: fuck yeah we can!
Kiki: THEN FUCK YEAH I SHALL
Sinder Bell: DARK PARADISEEE
Sinder Bell: EVERTIME I CLOSE MY EYESS
Imp: (emo)
Sinder Bell: Have to take out the dogs then i'll bearebee
Imp: OMG
Sinder Bell: SHUSH UP
Sinder Bell: I WAS SITTING HERE WAITING FOR YOU TWO SLOW POKES
Kiki: I'll let you guys fight
Imp: like I've said a thousand times, if and when I meet you, I will stab you before sayign hi =_=
Siksta: Ahem. Imp, you're on!

Imp: This impromptu interview today welcomes Sunflowermania and hopefully aiding me is Sin. She might trya nd take control of the show, who knows?
Anyway, welcome to the show, Sunflowermania!

Kiki: Thaaaank you for having me. I'm excited.

Imp: Good! I like them excited. Makes things... exciting!
Imp: So, Sin and I will be throwing some Qs at U!
Firstly, something everyone likes to know, HOW DID YOU DISCOVER RPA?!

Kiki: Um, let's see.
Kiki: Well years and years ago, back when AOL was still a thing
Kiki: I used to RP on there. I was a bit obsessed actually, being a teen and stuff. Socially awkward and whatever.
Kiki: I stopped once I went to college. Now in grad school.
Kiki: aka I think I'm back to being socially awkward and whatever
Kiki: so I sought out a site with RPing
Kiki: aaaand found RPA

Imp: Huh. Didn't know RPA was THAT famous. Maybe I will have to destroy it for being so popular. >_>
and then onto Gaia
Sinder Bell: It usually pulls up when searched.

Imp: and yes, Yay to beign socially awkward. Tho, I just look at it as an apathy towards speakign to those of no importance to my goals in life. ;)
Imp: keyword USUALLY
So, some poor bastard missed out.

Kiki: I grew up in a weird place, if you need a backstory.
Kiki: Aiding my socially awkward weirdness.

Imp: as most CSs do need one, I can go without for rightnow ;)

Kiki: Well. Hard to explain.
Kiki: So I'm white, 100%
Kiki: Not born into good circumstances, if you will
Kiki: my family is preeetty poor

Imp: Understandable. Somewhat the same.

Kiki: I grew up in a ghetto. No other white people.

Imp: Would rather be Chinese buuuuuut nope.

Kiki: And when I say none. There were none.
Kiki: Nothing wrong with it, but there was a lot of violence, and gang affiliation in my school.
Kiki: I kept to my tight circle of friends, and that was it. I felt displaced a lot.
Kiki: But in the long run, that upbringing made me talk to people who didn't look like me.
Kiki: I wasn't sheltered.
Kiki: And now I serve as a social worker to those also born into shitty circumstances.

Imp: words can't explain the feels and admiration I have for you, Sun

Kiki: Kiki, if you please. I should look into a username switch.

Imp: Understood.
I'd go into my life buuut nobody wants to hear the story of a failed clone ina science lab...

Kiki: I love stories! I listen to them daily.

Imp: wait, WAIT! Let's have fun with this and reintroduce you as Kiki!

Kiki: Oh geez.
Kiki: Are we doing the intro again too?
Kiki: >.>

Sinder Bell: >_> Adhd at its finest.

Imp: Heh. No, just progression for the sake of entertainment. =P
Imp: I'd like to welcome Kiki to the show!
Welcome, Kiki! Glad to have you on!
Kiki: D'aww, it's nice to read my name.
Kiki: You know how weird it is to be called "Sun" all the time?

Imp: especially by your father? I bet...

Sinder Bell: KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Imp: Was going to get to that.

Kiki: hahaha

Imp: but now, things are just getting chaotic.

Kiki: that's my mating call

Imp: I feel everyone should have a mating call.
Imp: Sin, what is yours?
Imp: I don't do a 'call', I just put the moves on

Sinder Bell: Mine is: omnomom
Sinder Bell: I rather enjoy it. r_r

Imp: Scary O_O... but kawaii =3

Kiki: Moves, eh?

Sinder Bell: So, Kiki, Do you have an ask thread?

Imp: yeah, I just flop like a fish.

Kiki: Sounds hawt.
Kiki: I do not have an ask thread.

Sinder Bell: WHY NOT?!

Imp: BOO! Well, what would the title be?

Kiki: I felt like enough people didn't know me in order to have a successful ask thread!
Kiki: By RPA standards, I think I'm still a newb.

Imp: Most likely, BUT that doesn't stop other newbians

Sinder Bell: Well, I demand you make one! So that I, and all the other members may pester you after this interview should we not learn all that we desire!

Imp: you should make one. =)

Kiki: WELL SINCE YOU TWISTED MY ARM
Kiki: I just might have to make one.

Sinder Bell: ;D

Imp: I uh, copy paste what Sin just said.
Imp: Perfect!

Kiki: I might title it "Come Pester Kiki"
Kiki: or something like that

Imp: No, no. Call it
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Kiki: Or "Free Counseling Sessions Here"

Imp: Nothing cliche there

Kiki: Or yes, KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Imp: well, V actually has something similar
Imp: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Kiki: see how many RPA hotties my mating call brings in

Imp: but I do like the mating call
Imp: exactly!
Imp: SO
Onward, recently in the OFFICIAL RPA SKYPE CHATROOM, you spoke of you like to go shooting!
Imp: What kind of firearms do you enjoy partaking in?

Sinder Bell: [4:39 PM] Kiki:
<<< Or "Free Counseling Sessions Here"You think I'd get into trouble for having impure thoughts about my new Counselor?

Kiki: Naaah.
Kiki: I feel like there's a lot of impure thoughts floating around.
Kiki: Firearms, let's see.
Kiki: It's funny because I posted that pic of me shooting on the photo thread
Kiki: and I got all this attention
Kiki: I didn't realize there were gun enthusiasts on somewhere like RPA.

Imp: Surprisingly, yes!

Sinder Bell: I enjoy them.

Imp: Pics of Kiki or guns, Sin?

Sinder Bell: >_> both.

Imp: k
Imp: needed to establish that.

Kiki: Haha. So when there's pics of me holding a gun?

Sinder Bell: omg.
Sinder Bell: I cannot control myslf.
Sinder Bell: I get all hot and botherd.

Kiki: Did you see that pic?

Sinder Bell: Sinder Bell fans self.

Kiki: We might have to attach it to this interview.

Sinder Bell: I don't think I did. ;[

Kiki: I get all dolled up to shoot, that's the worst part.

Sinder Bell: It's okay, I do, too. xD

Kiki: But anyway, going back. I've handled a few strange guns.
Kiki: Mostly assault rifles.

Sinder Bell: ;]
Sinder Bell: I'm in love.

Imp: I've had a fun mix of gunz

Kiki: The pullback on some guns is ridiculous!

Imp: Favorite weapon thus far?

Kiki: HONEY BADGER
Kiki: mostly for the name
Kiki: but also because it's like
Kiki: heavy
Kiki: if I have this light little pistol thing
Kiki: I just flail a lot
Kiki: I like the heavy long guns
Kiki: if you catch my drift ;D

Imp: That I do. ;)

Kiki: I'm glad I was able to slip a sexual innuendo in here somewhere.

Imp: heh. You'll have even more chances alogn the way. =)

Kiki: Excellent. My kind of interview.

Imp: Unless Sin takes them by force
Imp: *waits for Sin to enter*

Sinder Bell: omnomom.

Imp: I SAID!... oh, hell with it. Anyway

Sinder Bell: >_> I've got something heavy and long in my pants, darlin'.
Sinder Bell: Why don't you and I skip this here Interview and go back to my place.
Sinder Bell: Sinder Bell wiggles her brows.

Imp: is that the "24 pound python"?

Sinder Bell: 5 foot dick, brah.

Kiki: 5 FEET?

Imp: that sounds painful lol

Kiki: I said I like 'em big
Kiki: but geez

Sinder Bell: D; ARE YOU REJECTING MY LOVE?!

Imp: Your 5ft love wand? lol

Kiki: magic stick

Sinder Bell: ;-; It needs love.
Sinder Bell: It has feelings too, guiez.

Kiki: I'm sure that it does

Sinder Bell: And those feelz are HURT

Kiki: seeing as it's five feet and probably is a sentient being being that big

Sinder Bell: Wanna find out? ;]

Imp: We can only hope so

Kiki: Sure, let's skip out on this interview.

Sinder Bell: sc0re.

Imp: dick pics, yo OMG ANYWAY!
Before the interview while we were happily munching, you told me you urrently are in several 1x1 RPs
Imp: +1 more thanks to Sin
Imp: do you prefer those the most or just haven't found a decent regular RP?

Kiki: I prefer 1x1
Kiki: I just think it's easier to coordinate a cohesive storyline when you're working with just one other person
Kiki: but I wouldn't be opposed to a group one at some point, just have to find the right set of peeps

Imp: Precisely. Pros and Cons to both.
Imp: Just like Sin's 5ft cockonda

Sinder Bell: cockonda lolol.

Imp: crass commentary aside, like to tell us of one you are deep into atm?

Kiki: Deep into somebody's cockonda?
Kiki: Oh, you mean an RP.
Kiki: Okay, well. There's one, and she's gonna lol when I mention her
Kiki: so one of the first people I met on RPA
Kiki: we've put together this, in my opinion, stellar RP
Kiki: It's called My Princess
Kiki: perhaps cliche title, but we both love the shit out of it

Imp: Sin hates cliche. She will kill if an RP or idea is too cliche for her. >_>

Sinder Bell: NO.
Sinder Bell: Just titles.

Imp: where does this rate on your Cliche Hate meter, Sin?
Imp: and My Princess? I always wanted to be one.
Tell us of the plot!

Sinder Bell: Circus of the Damned is just too common.

Kiki: I'm not fond of cliches, but at least our characters aren't static or boring
Kiki: or stereotypical
Kiki: My Princess has a constantly working plot; I don't like things drawn out too harshly. Basically, long story short, princess meets pirate, pirate takes princess on ship, etc.

Imp: Your face is too common! Well, it likely is. But so far, all I've seen of your kind, Sin is you and KAty Perry. >_>

Kiki: A lot of me is in the princess character, and a lot of my friend is in the pirate.

Imp: then again, I'm not eyeing everyone.

Kiki: Eww, Katy Perry.

Sinder Bell: [5:01 PM] Imp:
<<< Your face is too common! Well, it likely is. But so far, all I've seen of your kind, Sin is you and KAty Perry. >_> Don't forget the Zooey Deschanel.

Imp: Heh. adorable. If Sin and I did such an RP, She'd be the pirate even though I'd be greatly against it since I love pirates.
Imp: OH! That actress in Your Highness! Yes....

Sinder Bell: For anyone interested in checking out the Private RP between Kiki and ThrowItSideways, here are both links:
OOC: http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=54199
IC: http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=54332

Kiki: Yay!

Imp: Sin always comes in handy.... that sounds gross after all this dick talk.
ANYWAY

Sinder Bell: r_r; harhar.

Kiki: I can be HANDY with dicks too
Kiki: okay, I'll stop

Imp: Sorry! lol
But seriously, Sin is of great help to me. She is one of the large reasons why the show was brought back.
Imp: KIKI! .... I approve.

Kiki: I didn't know the show had been gone at one point!
Kiki: There's many things about RPA that I don't know.
Kiki: Still learning.

Sinder Bell: It’d been on a hiatus.
Sinder Bell: Due to neglect.

Imp: While I only have gottena taste of what you enjoy in writing, care to tell us of the genres and such you favor most?
Imp: Yes. Neglect. You and many others helped to bring it out of such.

Sinder Bell: As well as the Scribble Stories.

Kiki: Genres. I'm such a girl, I love romance.
Kiki: But I stick to fantasy, mostly.

Imp: Good choice!
Imp: I like to add a few drops of Romance into my RPs.
Imp: Spice things up.

Sinder Bell: I adore Romance, too. Just haven't been apart of a Romance within in an RP.. well, ever. Lol

Kiki: We might have to change that, Sin.

Imp: Last one I can maybe think of was with an ex.

Kiki: I sense the makings of a group romance RP.

Sinder Bell: YES.
Sinder Bell: With death!>_>

Imp: <_<

Sinder Bell: ahem.
Sinder Bell: Sinder Bell clears her throat.
Sinder Bell: I mean no death!

Imp: just as long as I can be a starving artist.

Kiki: I already am, lol

Imp: That makes two of us. ;)

Sinder Bell: Three.

Imp: Shhh miss Yankee Candle manager!
Imp: GO BACK TO YOUR CANDLES!... once you get the job

Sinder Bell: D; Don't you jinx me!

Imp: if/hopefully you get it
Imp: Alright. Shutting up and moving onward to glory
Imp: SO, how are you enjoying your time on RPA?

Kiki: Weeeell, meeting you guys has made it substantial better
Kiki: :)

Imp: I know that my experience would fluctuate often lol
Imp: good!

Kiki: sometimes my RPs are slow
Kiki: sometimes I'm bogged down
Kiki: but I love writing, and everyone seems warm and inviting

Sinder Bell: D'awh.
Sinder Bell: ;3
Sinder Bell: ONTO IMPORTANT MATTERS.
Sinder Bell: Kiki, be honest with me, are you part of the wonderful Frozen fandom?

Imp: Something I still have yet to see...

Sinder Bell: ^ THAT IS A SIN.

Imp: you're a... nvm

Sinder Bell: ;] Why yes, yes I am a Sin.

Imp: are you, Kiki?

Kiki: I do like Frozen
Kiki: on a fandom level though? hard question.
Kiki: though I do occasionally find myself singing a censored version of one of the songs

Imp: Intriguing!

Kiki: someone made a video on Youtube of a "censored version" of Frozen
Kiki: and instead of singing "Do you wanna build a snowman?"
Kiki: it's
Kiki: "Do you wanna fuck a snowman?"
Kiki: so I sing that instead

Imp: Heh. Figured as much. Perhaps link as to spread the joy?

Sinder Bell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0v7rFSUrGE

Kiki: it's pretty wonderful

Imp: Wow, Sin. Not even going to ask questions. >_>

Sinder Bell: >_> I'm skilled, yo.

Imp: Blitsin is your new name (see? SEE?!?!?)

Kiki: haha, it's so excellent
Kiki: I'm watching it again

Imp: A beautiful stranger, talla nd fair?
tsk tsk, if only I was beatuiful as I have the other two features. T_T
Imp: I'll get aroudn to watching the movie sometime soon-ish.

Kiki: I forced my family to watch it recently.
Kiki: They liked it too.

Imp: I'll watch it with one of my friends sometime. lol
Imp: So I sing along with another or sum such... and then go out and ___ a snowman
Imp: WELL!
Imp: This interview has been fun. I myself am all out of questions

Kiki: DO YOU WANNA FUCK A SNOOOWWMAAAANNNN

Imp: buuuut, maybe Sin has oen more OR you have a Q for us?
Imp: If that is your question.

Kiki: it is.

Sinder Bell: YES. YES I DO.
Sinder Bell: wanna fuck a snowman, that is.

Imp: I'll pass. >_>

Kiki: GASP.
Kiki: #ruder

Imp: you two can enjoy the spirit of winter in sucha way if you wish. =)

Kiki: works for me!

Imp: I'll film it and we'll get so many views!

Kiki: Youtube sensation
Kiki: with Sin and her cockonda

Sinder Bell: ;D

Imp: Sin, have a last question?
if not, then all I have to ask is:
IF you could add any unique features to RPA, what would they be and why?

Imp: Also, why did the chicken cross the road? This will be added to a list, mind you.

Kiki: Unique feature would be some kind of messenging system
Kiki: I know that's hard, but trying to talk via VM and PMs is a drag
Kiki: so we're forced onto AIM or Yahoo Chat or Skype
Kiki: you know?

Imp: That it is and I agree, sucha feature would be grand!

Sinder Bell: What's your favorite Downtown thread?

Kiki: I have a few fav Downtown threads! I really enjoy "Random Facts About Yourself", "The Rep Machine" and "Random things that piss you off"
Kiki: I've never been much into the actual games within Downtown
Kiki: but maybe I'll get into it

Imp: I (heart) Random things that piss you off PRIMARILY due to the inane commentary I can leave there. =)

Sinder Bell: xD.
Sinder Bell: I enjoy all of Downtown. (heart)
Sinder Bell: RPApril is right around the corner, Kiki, will YOU be taking part in the crazy and fun writing challenges?!

Kiki: I don't know what any of them are!
Kiki: I heard about it subtly, and I wanted to do some of them!

Imp: [5:41 PM] Sinder Bell:
"I enjoy all of Downtown. "
I enjoy your face [/ensorcelled]
Imp: and ah yes, RPApril...
Imp: the joys that await the eager writers.

Sinder Bell: Here is the 2012 Extravaganza: http://role-player.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=376
Sinder Bell: Check it out!!

Kiki: Thanks, Sin.
Kiki: Are they going to announce this stuff?
Kiki: AND WHEN

Imp: SOOOONNNNNNNNa

Sinder Bell: April 1st!

Kiki: APRIL FOOLS
Imp: ^
Imp: bingo

Kiki: Sounds good.

Imp: WELL, like paintballing bullies, this was fun!
Imp: Thank you for being on the show as I really do appreciate it! =)
Imp: Also, thanks goes to Sin for helping me!
Imp: Any words of wisdom, Kiki?
Imp: before we close this place down, of course.

Kiki: Thanks for having me!
Kiki: And um.
Kiki: I'm not sure about words of wisdom
Kiki: but I can rap the lyrics from most of Nicki Minaj's songs
Kiki: so there's that

Sinder Bell: Never stand under a bird with your mouth open.

Kiki: EW
Kiki: hahaha

Sinder Bell: >.>

Kiki: "Sow love. Grow love. Know love."
Kiki: Orrrr
Kiki: "Fortune favors the brave."
Kiki: Or some shit like that.

Sinder Bell: May the odds ever be in your favor!
Sinder Bell: ;x
Sinder Bell: LET IT GOOOO

Imp: or even "LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON"

Kiki: DO YOU WANNA FUCK A SNOWWWMMNAAAANNNNN

Sinder Bell: Rah rah like a dungeon dragon
Sinder Bell: RAH RAH
Sinder Bell: I'll just leave this here for the readers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYrD_l3juoU
Sinder Bell: <____<';

Imp: and wonderful chaos ensues!
Thank you both aaaaannnnndddddd G'night!

THAT WAS AWESOME! Now, off I go to OD! =)

============================
Here are a handful of mints before you go! Yes, they are laced with LSD. <3

(I think I'll sing this to my ex (http://i.imgur.com/45EET.jpg) one day and just see what happens.)
P3CxhBIrBho

(Thanks goes to Oddysen for finding this hilariously awesome song)
m38g4L1U0rc

=========NIGHT!!!!!!============-------------------------~~~~~
Thanks for reading!

BTW, YOUR FEEDBACK ON THE IMP SHOW IS GREATLY WELCOMED.
IDEAS FOR IT?! PM ME!!!

03-15-2014, 09:08 AM

glad to see the interview just as insane as ever XD

Kris

03-17-2014, 01:10 AM

Yeah XD

Juicesir

03-17-2014, 01:22 AM

Basshunter is top.

DistortedReality

03-17-2014, 01:24 AM

Still can't get over cockonda...xD

Kiki

03-17-2014, 03:52 AM

This interview was so fun to do! xxx

Imp

03-17-2014, 04:04 AM

I'm glad that everyone enjoyed it. =)

Kris

03-17-2014, 02:25 PM

More Imp boy!

Juicesir

03-17-2014, 05:05 PM

More Imp boy!

^

Imp

04-25-2014, 07:00 AM

Tonight, a long awaited Imp Show reveals several truths! What could they be? Find out... tonight. >_>

Imp

04-26-2014, 07:47 PM

Kris

04-26-2014, 10:22 PM

Yay!!!!

Toon Yoshi

04-27-2014, 11:36 PM

That was the most interesting *cough* awkward *cough* thing I ever did. Wow, what a terrible cough I have.

Imp

04-28-2014, 03:19 AM

Heheh. Yes. It generally is something else to not only be on the show but also see the inane filler I add.

As an update, anyone who wants to help add RPA-related filler to my shows, please PM me! =D
Short silly stories, new RPA games/whatever!

OH
MY
XENU
another

THE
IMP SHOW
____________________________________________
Member of the Month Edition

That's right! I'm getting back into the MotM business! Eventually will be posted on the Tribune after I complete the many tests it takes to be part of the Tribune. I keep failing the drug-test...
[Link to MotM thread (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=58409)]

ANYWAY!

Have any Random Thoguhts (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=59038)?

Average Hero needs a name change! It's just so...so...average! HELP HIM! (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=59132)

We all know that Wolverine is 'special'.
mhko3m7D6UA

__________________

Welcome!
WELCOME!
WELCOME!!!
to the Imp Show, Member of the Month:
NARANESS!

1. Firstly, let's just break it out. What does it feel like to be MotM? I know your reign is almost over but what have you accomplished for RPA while being MotM? But mainly, how does it feel to be MotM?
I myself, would build schools for RPA. None in Downtown, though. That's like trying to terraform the planet Venus; it's just hopeless.

Oh my, Member of the Month? To tell you the truth I was elated. I woke up on April 1st, checked my phone, and had a heart attack. I couldn't believe it had happened! Not to mention the Mods were wonderful, and made me MotM on my two year anniversary of joining RPA (Joined April 2012 :) ) While being Member of the month, I've done quite a lot... I've had a lot of fun writing for RPApril. This month I also made it Mod status, which was another heart attack on my part. XD

Heh. Even funnier seeing as it was April Fool's! I would have been skeptical if it was me. The Admins like to play games with my heart. </3

2. The fetid RPApril er, I mean Glorious RPApril is almost over as well, have you joined in the plethora of contests? If so, which ones?!
I myself have been too busy doing... *thinks of an excuse* sssstuff. Busy doing stuff. Work! Busy working, yes.

I've been quite busy with RPApril actually! I missed the first six days, but caught up pretty quickly after that. I've written on every day of the Marathon (Except the first six) entered in every week of the Descriptionary Contest, entered the Limerick Contest, entered three out of four weeks in the Caption This contest, and also submit a poem. Yes I've been very busy! But it's been really fun, you know? Writing every day is a blast. I love getting to sprinkle my creative touch all over RPA.

Damn! Yeah, I can't keep up with that. Too busy in RL. =/
I do love those Logic Puzzles...

3. RPA needs a new slogan, have any ideas? Maybe something patriotic towards it? I mean, let's put aside countries and think more about supporting websites. I'd go to war for RPA. Actually, not really. Maybe I would. Maybe against Gaia but I like what that place has to offer.

A new slogan for RPA? Well geesh Imp I wasn't expecting this... I didn't know you were going to make me be creative. XD Perhaps something family oriented? While being a part of RPA, I've really noticed how much everyone tends to adopt you as their own. I feel like I belong here. So maybe something along the lines of 'The best community of nerds you'll ever meet.' I know that kinda sucks but hey, I gave it a shot. XD

Yes... adopt. *has NarNar's adoption papers*

4. Pertaining to the current month, did you celebrate Easter and is it one of your favorite holidays? If so/maybe, why?
It's one of my favorite holidays along with Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day, Independence Day(oh, those pretty colors and smell of sulfur in the end), Thanksgiving, Pearl Harbor Day(only in America does a movie become a holiday, gosh), Labor Day(Yay, I get the work off and celebrate it where businesses are still open) and New Year's!
I love Easter for the many colors. Love it. Then again, I like also like rainbow cakes (http://www.craftsy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/RainbowOverloadCake.jpg), candy ravers (http://djpicshd.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/edc-2013-girls-outfits-ideas-cute-daisy-designs-candy-raver-beautiful-princess-outfits.png) and other things (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ncCIP__cpk).

I did celebrate Easter! Though my family doesn't usually get into the chocolate, bunnies, and colorful plastic eggs.. We do celebrate Easter's Origin in the Bible, which is the resurrection of Christ.

Good! =)
I myself am not a religious person. Then again, not much of anything. I don't even exist as I'm just a program in the RPA matrix. O_O

5. What if you were destined to 'save' RPA from the 'corrupt' Admins, how would that make you feel? You have to fight against hordes of newbs, tackle titanic Mods and end the reign of the Admins with the likely support of well known RPA members. I mean, I'd help you! Storm would too if you paid him in peanut butter cookies.

Well, the sad part about this one is that I'm on the Admin's side now. I've been enlisted into their army of Moderators, and I have quite a few newbs and troubles of my own to tackle. Though I would still love to hang with you and Storm and eat some peanut butter cookies.

NO! No cookies for you now! all mine! =(
*is attacked bya horde of devious squirrels* Remember me for the person I once was!!!

6. Any hobbies aside from reading, singing, outside stuff, and constantly daydreaming? I know some members despise reading and writing unless it is related to roleplaying. Whatever floats your boat!

I love photography! I actually have a whole thread about it. I also like to hike, and explore around the hillsides where I live. I've played with the idea of writing a book before, but it's at a bit of a standstill. When reading and writing stories, I tend to lean towards fantasy, magic, and love. In my opinion, if you despise all other forms of reading and writing your roleplaying might lack a little... Reading and being given things to write about help you to keep your creative mojo flowing. I think that roleplaying and reading books should go hand in hand. If you love stories, you'll love both.

Agreed about reading and writing! Especially the writing bit. XD

7. It says you are home schooled(or as I like to call it 'getting schooled, home-style!')? What is that like for you education-wise and socially? I've only known a handful of peeps who've been through such. I've read several articles in the last year stating the benefits of homeschooling vs. Public and Private schooling which intrigues me greatly. Besides, I like the 'alternative' if you will.

I'm not exactly an ordinary homeschooled student. See while many homeschooled families will use a specific charter program or curriculum to teach their children, we seek out the books and resources ourselves, creating a program of our own. This way we don't have to suffer through a specific book in one series that really doesn't make sense when another book in that series does. It's kind of like a mix and match to fit the child (As you can probably tell, I'm not only referring to myself but to my siblings.)

Yeah, that's one of the prime benefits I myself enjoy greatly is making your own beneficial path of knowledge and learning.

8. Back to RPing! Are you currently in any Roleplays you'd like to advertise? Maybe ones you joined or currently GM?

I am in a few! None of them really need characters, but there is one that wouldn't hurt to have a couple extra if people were interested. It's a Sci-Fi RP called Mars 2022 (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=58377) I joined this roleplay when it first came out, and the GM shortly thereafter had to give it up. She told us that if someone wanted to, they could take over as GM and continue. So that's exactly what I've done!

Mars. A classic sci-fi use on not only adventure but further delving deeper into the minds of our own psyche. O_O

9. I've asked this before to others and I'll ask it yet again: Is there anything you'd like to see RPA incorporate features from other sites? Fore example, RPA using Gaia's money system to buy trivial things to dress and decor their avatar and profile.

Hmm, not that I can think of, though I wouldn't object to some new ideas. To me, RPA is pretty perfect the way it is. Adding too much might seem like a money trap, rather than a community of people who care for each other and support one another. However, some way to bring in a type of income would be good, as I know that the site requires some cost to remain running. So far the only way members can give is through donation.

In my mind, this spawns a neat conspiracy theory that RPA might soon enslave their members to keep the site running whilst their families are in danger... or something. I'm still working out the idea.

10. WHY did the chicken cross the road? I know, odd, but I am asking everyone to make a poll of it one day on has the best answer. =)

Because the wolf told him if he went out right before a car came by, then food would appear for the starving vultures. Chickens are dumb.

And that's all I've got! Thanks for featuring me on the Imp Show, I'll be sure to drop by some time and see how things are going.

EXPECT MORE MotM INTERVIEWS... every month that there is one. >_>
Either here or in our glorious Tribune!

HEY! Do you like NETFLIX?!

Yeah. It's cool.

Do you love it?!

Uh, at times.

Enough to marry it?

...secretly, yes. >_>

Here are some interesting films to watch!
Stitches - Killer Clown Comedy starring Ross Noble! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjpvHBndhNM)
Centurion - Rome's Ninth Legion vs the Picts! An epic film. Far better than lame-ass The Eagle. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZs2_i_cDE)
Iron Sky - A comedy about Nazis from the moon who have come to conquer Earth in more than one way. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc)
Bunraku - An artistic tale of revenge! Features a neat blend of the American Wild West and Feudal Japan themes after WW3. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVabHVw4dMc)

ALRIGHT! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Thanks again goes to NarNar for letting me Interview her.

Here is something to go out on.
I heart Laibach.
USQMeVt9Tzw

Night/Day/Whatever!

04-28-2014, 08:51 AM

Awesomes :D

Naraness

04-28-2014, 04:43 PM

Hehe awesome. :)

Imp

04-30-2014, 02:36 AM

Glad you enjoyed~!
I'm hoping to topple and CRUSH the Tribune some day. for that, I need you souls views and feedback!

Actually, I don't wanna crush the Tribune as I hope to get back into it someday. Still, give me feedback!

Kris

04-30-2014, 01:57 PM

What about your contest thingie? C:

Imp

04-30-2014, 06:29 PM

SSSHHHHHHHH!!!

I'm not sure who is worthy for that yet.
>_>

<_<

<_>

Chat Noir

04-30-2014, 08:43 PM

Tubular, dude!

Imp

05-02-2014, 02:38 AM

THE
IMP SHOW____________________________________________

Oh, hi! Welcome to another Imp show~
Tonight, Sin joins me with interviewing Hayabusa!

I have joined back up with the RPA Tribune and while that is/may/is not super exciting, I won't be adding as much to this since I'm busy writing stuff for the next issue~!
Anyway, we'll make this quick and painless tonight.

As it is a new month, a new MotM has been chosen (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=59697&p=2024894&viewfull=1#post2024894)!
I honestly don't know the member buuuuut I will after an MotM Imperview. Congrats!

Flaunt the awesomeness of your RP here (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=59784&p=2026071&viewfull=1#post2026071)! ;)

While I'd love to show you the details of the controversial topics I'll be writing about within the Tribune... I CAN'T! You'll just have to wait and see!

In the next edition, you might see the following Topics:
*Cactus: Friend or Foe?
*Racism: Is it Racist?
*The Rules of RPA and the Prudes who made them
*How to become a Better Attention Whore

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Hayabusa = Raul
Sin = ...Sin!

The long awaited interview with Hayabusa is HERE! Next to Nazgul, this is an interview I've been waiting for and hopefully the few viewers of the Imp Show. By my side, I have the wonderful Sin aiding me in my time of need.

Welcome, Hayabusa!

Raul: That Hayabusa guy is a noob. Why is Imp wasting his time interviewing him.

Sinder Bell: I dunno, that guy kinda irritates me.

Raul: I know right

Imp: right, well then. Carrying on into the Q-zone, shall we?

Raul: Yes, please do

Imp: Firstly, how does it feel to have been chosen by the staff of RPA to make the Sailor Moon avatars and signature for them? There are obviously some jealous folks out there.

Raul: It feels like any other request really. By now, Kure comes to me to make absurd requests from every angle possible. And he demanded a sailor moon cast from me, and the staff ended up using it, well from what I saw anyway.

Sinder Bell: I miss that show.;[
Sinder Bell: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHTTT.

Raul: LA LA LA DAYLIGHT
Raul: I dunno

Sinder Bell: In case some of the readers haven't heard the intro song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6_RZhh44NY

Raul: Yu Yu Hakusho's Intro theme > Sailor Moon

Imp: That is pretty awesome, either way! and congrats.

Raul: Thanks Imp, where's my cookie.
Raul: I demand a cookie.

Imp: Sin has it.

Sinder Bell: I'll shove a cookie down yo-. <_<

Raul: Of course she does. She takes all my cookies

Sinder Bell: D;. I LOVE CHOCOLATE, OKAY?
Sinder Bell: Anyways. Next question, Impie?

Imp: Continuing on with your graphic shop and skillz:
What programs do you use to create your avatars and signatures? I'm sure folks would like to know that don't already.

Raul: I use a 2 step process in terms of programs.
Raul: First, I create the main signature, including color variations and such in GIMP 2.6 (not 2.8)
Raul: Then I polish up the signature using Photoshop CS5. Then it's back to GIMP for the final touches

Sinder Bell: It's a rather fun process to watch.

Raul: Ha, that's what she said ^

Sinder Bell: Shutdap.

Raul: xD

Imp: I seeeeee. A good system with obvious good results as many know when they come to you for a sig/av!

Sinder Bell: Especially when he blares his music. r_r

Raul: Yes Mar, you know you loves my EDM and Dubstepz
Raul: and Indeed, good sir. Which begs the question Imp.
Raul: How come you never requested ANYTHING from me.
Raul: With your fame on RPA, I could use you as my rocketship to pure stardom

Imp: Yes, that is true.
And I make my own since I tend to draw the lot of 'em.
Imp: that is the reason lol
Imp: I haven't requested anything from anyone. Actually haven't ever

Raul: I'd like a tablet to draw on plox. I've wanted one 10 christmases ago!
Raul: Anyway, next question. (waiting)

Imp: Was actually just gonna jump on that *fetches next Q*
Imp: Who do you feel gives you the most competition? I mean, Bia's shop is quite famous as well but yours has received more comments in a shorter period of time.
Are there several out there that might be after your throat?

Raul: Well, I've seen a few of Insanity's works, and I've been studying them to get better. I'd say him, but he doesn't own a shop anymore. Though, there are a few rising stars out there. I won't say names, since that'd make me a cocky douche

Sinder Bell: You don't want to be poisoned like Joffrey.

Imp: Exactly, Sin
Imp: Carrying on~
Next Q!
Did you take any Graphic Arts classes in school or was this all learned via free time?

Raul: Self taught, good suhh. (sir)
Raul: Through the help of the internetz, and a few good friends on another forum.

Sinder Bell: Ohoh!

Sinder Bell: What do you use as a muse, Haya? What inspires you to create such marvelous work?

Raul: Erm, honestly, no idea. It's more so just boredom that drives the creativity. And music helps to steady it along.

Imp: Smoooooth ;) Seems to be the same with some of my rl friends.
Imp: Alright, enough about the graphics and stuff. You know that nobody cares, right?. It's a sad truth you just gotta deal with just like how little the world cares about the man with the biggest penis on the planet. Honestly, I'm just kidding... laced with some seriousness. ;)

ANYWAY, onto roleplaying! Do you have a favorite genre or any themes that attract you the most when looking/building an RP?

Raul: Mostly fantasy genre Roleplays. Because I've grown up playing Final Fantasy and RPG games back then, and have that weird thing to make stories about magic, and dragons and stuff like dat.
Raul: Plus I like the setting of such RPs.

Imp: Can't argue with that

Raul: I'm probably the most boring person you ever had on here lol

Imp: heh. Nyoooooooo~
Imp: I've had shows that were never completed due to the interview goign nowhere

Raul: I can't wait to read this later and be soo kewl about it.

Imp: heheh. It def. will be something to look upon.
But yeah, what are your fav FF games?

Raul: It all started with FFVII (7). So that has to be one of my favorite FF games. Though the top spot belongs to FFX (10).
Raul: I haven't completed other FF games, I've played them, but never completed them.
Raul: The next closest game FF game I came to finishing pre-PS3 was FF8, but my disc got scratched to hell T___T

Imp: Augh! Been there. Had many fun games turn up like that...

Raul: By the way Imp.
Raul: What do you think of Preach's sig, well, if you've seen it before it she took it down. It seemed to have quite the ruckus about boobies

Sinder Bell: boobs?
Sinder Bell: What about about boobies?

Raul: Yes, big ones

Imp: Ha! funny since I planned on having something with asses in it. Sadly, I don't recall but I will ask Preach

Raul: This - http://i.imgur.com/bkrXVNq.png

Imp: OH that one...

Raul: Hi Preach! If you're reading this, sorry xD. It's too much of a fun subject.

Sinder Bell: But it's prettyy.

Imp: and I don't mind the image
Imp: it could be far more revealing. ;)

Raul: I never truly thought about the obvious when I made it.

Imp: I wouldn't have either, to be honest with ya

Raul: Anyway we're getting sidetracked. Let's digress no longer. Next Q!

Imp: Think fast!
We're currently in the transitional phase of Member of the Month. A lot of emotions are flying around as the fame is stripped from one member and handed off to another. I'm sure some people have been shot in the past on the street over it. Tell me, have you ever been Member of the Month?

Raul: No, not really. Not that I would care either way haha. I don't do enough on RPA (or contribute rather) to be even noticed as a MOTM.

Imp: I've seen a lot of newbs being submitted as MotM. I feel I should investigate their doings and compare it to others like yourself. See what is up.
Imp: Did you not go down on the admins? >_> That might be why

Raul: Though if I ever do become one in the future, I have one thing to say to those who wanna shoot me over it. COME AT ME BRO.

Sinder Bell: Bang, bang.

Raul: All in all, it doesn't really bother me. And I don't bat an eye either xD

Imp: good then! lol
Sin has the next Q for U!

Sinder Bell: My baby shot me downnn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x2ABSAMVno
Sinder Bell: Who do you find yourself writing with most? Who do you wish to write with more? Why?

Raul: Mmm...
I don't write enough to fully answer that question. My writing is off and on, and I'm terrible at it.

Sinder Bell: Alright, who do you gravitate more towards from RPA? Talk to most? Feel comfortable with?

Raul: The person who just asked me that question ;]. No love for Imp.

Imp: Ha! S'all good. ;)

Sinder Bell: D'awh, shucks.
Sinder Bell: kiss ass.

Raul: pff.

Imp: Here's something for ya:
Have any sexy ladyfriends in your life aside from your mom?
Seriously though, currently dating anyone and if not, would you date anyone from RPA? Seems RPA is a breeding ground for such.

Raul: A breeding ground, lol!
Raul: Currently, no.

Imp: What about Sin? She's single and looking to mingle, I believe. =)

Sinder Bell: ..LOL
Sinder Bell: you asshole.
Sinder Bell: This is an Interview.

Raul: You would ass (yes, ass) that

Sinder Bell: Not, "let's find Sin a date"

Imp: She needs a graphic artist like you in her... graphic-less life? yeah.
Imp: And I am interviewing him!
Imp: This is a process
Imp: I am connecting with him

Sinder Bell: I hate you.

Imp: Okay, fine! If you wanna be like that, Sin.
Haya,. would you ever date me, Gin or even Lucifer?
Imp: some handsome gents... maybe
Imp: depends on the looker lol

Raul: Hahaha
Raul: It's okay Imp. Mar be creepin on me anyway.
Raul: I think I would rather kick you all into a snakepit

Sinder Bell: We should start a NEW SHOW
Sinder Bell: A date night one. Where we see if people are copacetic together.
Sinder Bell: And not use me.

Raul: What the fuck does that even mean. *Looks up copacetic*

Imp: While you do that, Next Q!

Sinder Bell: "Excellent or very good"
Sinder Bell: It's slang.

Imp: HOW did you discover RPA?

Raul: By literally, typing in Roleplaying Forum in Google.
Raul: #1 result.

Imp: And there you have it, RPA. You are famous enough to now stfu and continue on with other things pertaining to our site.
Ahem, back to you, Haya

Raul: Ahaha xD. Also, to every loser who read this, get the fuck over to my graphic shop and request you lazy bums
Raul: I'll even throw this in there http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=49372&page=32&p=2025581#post2025581
Raul: Kay, I'm done.

Sinder Bell: ..You're stealing my job, bro.

Imp: Good. And we are almost done with the interview!!! Just one last Q... or maybe 2 if Sin wants to add another

Sinder Bell: NO. I DON'T.
Sinder Bell: HE STOLE MY ROLE.
Sinder Bell: >;(

Imp: =/

Raul: What, the cool person role?
Raul: Owait

Sinder Bell: Don't you try to fix this, Haya.
Sinder Bell: It's going down, bro. I'm yelling TIMBER.
Sinder Bell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twjFHAb-aDE

Raul: Bro dat song be stupid bro
Raul: Okay well, that family guy version is okay lol
Raul: ...So where's my last question? HURREH AHP

Imp: Sin has one

Sinder Bell: No I don't.
Sinder Bell: >;[
Sinder Bell: He stole my role.

Raul: Sin is a boss ass bitch. Bitch. bitch.
Raul: There

Sinder Bell: Hmph.
Sinder Bell: What are your hobbies? Outside of gaming and making kickass graphics.

Raul: Sleeping
Raul: Eating
Raul: Repeat
Raul: Okay. I draw.
Raul: I paint

Sinder Bell: Role stealing*

Raul: I do everything art related

Imp: BOOM! Reader's mind blown
Imp: LAST QUESTION!!!
If there is one thing you could add/edit/change about RPA, what would it be?
i.e., adding a currency system like in Gaia to buy trivial goods and such.

Raul: Oyes. A VBstore would be nice. Adding in shops and such would be a good way to do work for no reason.
Raul: And people could finally pay me for my GFX services in virtual currency!

Imp: Muahahaha!

Sinder Bell: What would you buy with all that currency?

Imp: What you gonna do with all that currency? All that currency inside that tru-uh nevermind.

Raul: well, it depends on what the store has. Though I'd mainly use it to get myself a colored name to mock a staff member lol

Imp: There ya go!

Sinder Bell: I want a cerulean colored name. Or a light cyan.
Sinder Bell: those colors are so pretty.

Raul: I want a spiceberry color.
Raul: Is my OG color

Sinder Bell: ..
Sinder Bell: I hate you. xD

Imp: So many decisions! ;)
WELL that was a trip and I'm glad I finally had you on! Any last words?

Raul: Last words?
Raul: Giggity

Imp: that works for me!
Imp: Well then, with that, I thank you for being on the show and thanks to Sin for aiding!

Sinder Bell: bahumbug.
Imp: Shhhh, you did your part! *the two bicker as the lights fade to black*

Splendid, wasn't it? Wholesome family entertainment right there...
Now you know the man behind the mas-uh Graphics!

OH and Sin wants you to watch this. View at your own risk!
SJeCKWe723U

To hopefully be featured next time:
Mane of Kurls
Tune

Thanks for reading and G'night!

Kris

05-02-2014, 05:36 AM

Another show! Yay =D

Imp

05-02-2014, 07:04 AM

All for you, Kris. ;)

Kris

05-02-2014, 07:08 AM

Yay C:

Raindrop

05-02-2014, 09:10 AM

wot bout mei?!

05-02-2014, 12:31 PM

Love the parts with Preaches sig xD

Storm

05-02-2014, 03:04 PM

Hey, I want my subscription to the Tribune, the delivery guy has not delivered my paper.

What? He reported skipping my place cause Squirrels kept stealing his peanut butter cookies? Come on now, please quit complicating matters with facts!

Kiki

05-23-2014, 10:17 PM

MOAR IMP SHOW NAO

Imp

07-05-2014, 05:45 AM

ALRIGHT! I have the Adrian Fauster and Jarms comign soooooooonnnnnniiiissshhhh

Kiki

08-01-2014, 03:58 AM

WELL GET IT TO SUCKA

Sinderella

08-27-2014, 01:31 AM

Imp!. >:

We're gonna fight if you don't post another one up soon!

Kiki

08-29-2014, 03:22 AM

We need to plan for the Jarms one!

Imp

09-08-2014, 08:42 PM

Yes, because we all are terrible at timing and planning.

Somewhat like V, Ruse and myself!!!

THE IMP SHOW
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is BACK!
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Yes, what you thought was dead and likely to be removed soon enough... has reanimated!

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Now, before we poke and prod at the mind of Juni, here are some RPA related things to know about her! The following was written by her me, not her!

The Belle Recipes (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=63477)

Who doesn't like shooting people in the head, Roulette style (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=62233)?

Rated M for Juni, Kris's Tabula Rasa (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=63666)

Because I just love causing Chaos (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=64516)...

My favorite (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=55444) <33333

Was skeptical (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=63688) at first...

Because you can never get too creative (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=63702)...

A bit more traditional (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=63682) than the rest...

And...don't make me blush (http://role-player.net/forum/blog.php?u=10006). :)

That's about it here, nothing special :)

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Cpt. Vee: Hi there, welcome to another addition of the V show. Today we have Imp and Juni with me. Say hi, you two!

Imp: Ollo!

Cpt. Vee: Welcome, Imp, been meaning to have you on the show for some time now

Imp: I'm happy to finally be on the show!Heard so many great things and yet, never got the chance...

Cpt. Vee: Good to hear, good to hear.

Juniper: V is absolutely the best indeed.

Cpt. Vee: We do have gift bags for our guests, we'll hand those over later

Juniper: Yay!Such a gracious host!

Cpt. Vee: The V show, now with more prizes than your average talk show!

Imp: I should take notes. *grabs notepad and pencil*

Juniper: Much better than those tradiiiitional shows ;)

Cpt. Vee: Now let's get down to the questions.

Juniper: Oh snap!

Cpt. Vee: Yes. Yes, alas we cannot afford cameras. I seem to have misplaced my list of questions

Juniper: ...I just gave you a compliment!

Cpt. Vee: but I do believe Imp has something he wishes to ask you,Juni.

Juniper: Oh?Ominous...

Imp: Very. I'll take the show from here... while still sitting in a guest chair~

Juniper: XD

Cpt. Vee: Excellent. I need a sip of water now

Juniper: I feel like… Two against one, and I'm the one XDD

Imp: JUNI! I don't know you as well as I'd like. I'm sure V does, but I DON'T! I'd like to and so, here we go. ARE you ready for your first question?

Juniper: Ask away m'dear Imp!

Imp: Good. That was the first question. Well done! Now onto the second~

Juniper: XDDD

Cpt. Vee: (he did try asking me for information, but I told him lies)

Juniper: ...I am not surprised

Imp: I heard you were a man, Juni. But I don't feel this is true. Is it one of V's lies?

Cpt. Vee: A correction! I said a sexy man!

Imp: sorry, I forgot the adjective.

Juniper: *stares at V*If I am man, then V is woman.Dost that answer the question? XDIn a less sarcastic manner, I am woman. V liiiies

Imp: Yes, Juni, it does clear things up. *stares at V* You uh, come here often? ;)

Juniper: XDDDD

Cpt. Vee: Actually I do. I do the V show every week

Juniper: Sorry, but Victoria is taken ;) XD

Cpt. Vee: I'm sure we can meet up in the back you after the show if you'd like

Juniper: ....

Cpt. Vee: Juni said she might join me there too

Juniper: XDDD perhaaaaps I will Victoria :P

Imp: My favorite number is 3...

Cpt. Vee: Excellent!*drops the fake manly voice to my true female voice*

Imp: JUNI! WHAT interests you? What do you like in people? What do you like in life, in movies, candy? All the goodies.

Juniper: Hmmm. Well, V, V and more Victoria. Nah, seriously though ...

Cpt. Vee: Victoria candy? why, I might start blushing

Juniper: It's preeetty obvious that I love to cook and create my own recipes. I am also working on a compilation of my own recipes to hopefully build them up over time.So I love to write, which is part of the reason why I went to RPA. I like to paint, read, and play video games...favorite movies are: most Marvel movies, batman movies, animated movies, thing like that. Favorite candy is Hersey's chocolate bars and Reeses peanut butter cups.

Cpt. Vee: Imp, do you like cooking as well?

Imp: Do I love setting fire to things via oven and exploding matter via microwave, V? I do!
And Never was Marveled by the Marvel movies buuuut I do enjoy Batman a lot! Now, you said painting. Me, being another artist, would like to know what medium you use!

Cpt. Vee: I myself being a failed artist would like to know as well

Juniper: Mostly Acrylic based paints

Cpt. Vee: failed meaning I can't be bothered

Imp: Classic acrylics. Love 'em.

Juniper: Mhm. I didn't say I was good at it though :P

Imp: As for Batman, I must know your view on the comic Bane and Christopher Nolan's Sean Connery Bane.

Juniper: Um...I will be honest...no clue what you are referring too XD. I like the batman movies with Christopher Nolan in them. But I don't think I've seen Bane yet

Imp: so you have no former knowledge of the character Bane?

Juniper: Oh I do. Just not in the movies

Juniper: Mostly Joker and Scarecrow

Imp: oh, I see

Cpt. Vee: You're breaking poor Imp's heart here, he loves Bane.

Imp: Well, somewhat, V. ;)
So, you haven't seen Bane in the newest film no longer out in theaters.IkMPZ7WeDck

Juniper: Sorry Imp (hug) But no XD
I also do not go to movie theatres, so...Ick.

Imp: Well, good! The new Bane is quite the joke in comparison to Nolan's Joker and Scarecrow. The latter of those seeming to have more jokes, even.

Juniper: Cheesy jokes XD
Joker gifs terrify me! Hate them. V, no you may not use that against me!
No Joker gifs!

Imp: Always enjoyed Scarecrow. As for Joker, I've liked all the different Jokers.
Trivial matters aside, onto more important things like taste in videogames. FAVORITE 3 GAMES, GO!

Juniper: 1. Fairytale Fights, 2. Alice: Madness Returns, 3. Sims 3
With Sims 3 encompassing all the expansion bundles of course

Cpt. Vee: -advert here-
We here at the V show enjoy roleplaying, do you enjoy roleplaying too? Perhaps your imagination has dried up....

Good news for you is we have the perfect solution in aerosol form!

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It's bound to get the ideas flowing again.... just spray it on your roleplaying utensils and your should be ready to perform an amazing post of top quality!

That or look like a fool...
-end advert-

Cpt. Vee: Sorry, the V show is quite commercial these days
I was having some technical difficulties too....

Juniper: XD very

Imp: I see~

Juniper: Was wondering why it was so quiet xD

Imp: Well, looking over your choice of games, let's just continue onto the next Q

Cpt. Vee: Have you ever made people from RPA as characters for your Sims games?
Like the dashing brother and sister, Imp and V

Juniper: Not at all, the thought never crossed my mind

Cpt. Vee: oh, well perish the thought

Juniper: Will have to next time I play it

Cpt. Vee: we don't know ....shit

Juniper: And drown them in a poooool

Imp: Works for me! =D

Juniper: Onto the next question! One for V
What was with all of those scary emotes earlier? |-(

Cpt. Vee: as for the emotes... is that not what really we all are? Just emotes?
wandering around
emoting

Juniper: How sad....

Imp: Truth

Juniper: Next question Imp! Before Victoria gets emotional XD

Cpt. Vee: *sob*

Imp: oh, I love questions!

Juniper: No, your turn to ask XD

Imp: oh... you want me to ask them. Yes, next one being your views on RPA! Tell me of the good aspects of RPA, the bad and the ugly. Is it really worth joining RPA?

Juniper: ... Oh dear
Um...Um...Er...That is a very, very vague question. And has the potential to be long winded. More specifically regarding....?

Imp: Let's roleplay for the moment. I'm a young and supple little boy asking the pros and cons of joining RPA. I like to know what I'm getting into. What would you tell me?

Cpt. Vee: Would you also lie, to make yourself look better? Me and Imp would

Juniper: Well, I would first ask why you want to join RPA. What do you expect from it?
And no, I would not.
To clarify, Do you like to write, and have you ever role played before? Or is this a new potential interest?
Or are you joining for the social aspect of it?

Imp: I'm a young boy. that should imply I honestly have come only for the possibility of having fun in roleplaying. I'm not some emotional teen or college-driven early twenties individual.
I'M A STUPID KID WHO IS GREATLY INTRIGUED AND FULL OF TYPOS AND GRAMMATICAL ERRORS
Sell RPA!

Cpt. Vee: perhaps if we change the question.... V is wandering around, would you let him into RPA?

Juniper: In that case, I would say that RPA is filled with writers of differentially levels. There are a multitude of roleplays currently active with different genres,

Imp: No, V. I'm asking Nazgul to place a new rule that states No Aussies nor Armenians allowed.

Juniper:XD So i'm sure that you could find something you like, and that the members of that roleplay would help you when you ask for it. If you don't feel comfortable, you can come to a staff member with any questions and we''ll be happy to help

Cpt. Vee: due to recent budget cuts I had to fire a lot of staff from the V show

Juniper: We also have blogs, games, and a very social community. There is a lot more to RPA than just role-playing

Imp: Nobody will ask me to send them nude photos of myself for the sake that they want to 'draw me'?
If so, then RPA likely isn't the place for me

Juniper: If that happens, there is a little button that looks like a triangle to the bottom of every post and private message. Hit that, it will notify staff, and we will take care of it. I have personally not seen any of this happen, so you should be fine.

Imp: And what if the PM was sent by one of the staff members? Let's just pick a random name for no reason. hmmm NAZGUL

Juniper: Then it would still be handled appropriately, the staff would discuss it further and decide what consequences may or may not need to be dealt.

Imp: XD "Nazgul... you're getting a warning. Don't do it again."

Juniper: Well, I'm a mod
So that question would be better suited for V XD

Cpt. Vee: Look, my assistant a hairy whatchacallit has brought us all some tea

Juniper: Good! Sans the milk please!

Cpt. Vee: Comic sans it?

Imp: But onto more serious questions:

Cpt. Vee: hard and fast question time

Juniper: XD

Cpt. Vee: Is Lime green a beautiful colour?

Juniper: Depends on the object it is applied to

Imp: bingo

Juniper: Highlighter, yes. Walls, no.

Cpt. Vee: to your lovely host?

Juniper: Lime green cactus= amazing! And edible. Cactai can be cooked.

Imp: I feel it epends on the room. Is this a room that is supposed to bring disgust to designers? Well, I am confident it works well for it. =)

Juniper: Hehe

Cpt. Vee: Excellent answers. It shall go well if I ever want to be eaten

Juniper: Mhm XD

Cpt. Vee: *wear lime green in a lime green room* *writes note*

Imp: But yes, what is your favorite thing(s) about RPA? Both of you

Cpt. Vee: I think the V show is the best addition to RPA
Juniper: Honestly? Being a part of the amazing staff team. I love them like a family.

Cpt. Vee: since that time where the glue got stuck to wall and everyone got stuck to the wall
Juniper: Member wise though?
Probably...Um. The fellow members themselves, I love role-playing with all the unique personalities and different writing styles.

Cpt. Vee: V bought a camera recently, if you have a video camera, what sort of videos would you take?

Juniper: Hmm. Hmmmm. Probably a video of each recipe I make, for later review and personal criticism.
Also to catch my flaws in the recipe so I can correct them.

Imp: Mine would have to be the passive-aggressive behavior in the What Song are you Listening to Now Thread. Very subtle, though.

Juniper: Oh? Thank you for notifying me. *goes to look* ...after the show of course

Imp: lol I don't think it is anything serious. And you might have to search througha lot. XD

Juniper: Ah

Imp: but I also enjoy seeing which School RP survives out of the bundle.

Juniper: I know right? And if that's the case. V has a much higher pay grade than me
He can go look XD

Imp: There you go!

Juniper: Delegation is key ;)

Imp: So, the voting for the RPA awards is active at this second! Did you vote for me? Also, do you enjoy the RPA awards or are they of no great concern to you?

Juniper: Yes to all of the above, minus them not being a great concern.

Imp: V?

Juniper: He is quiet :( I ish scared XD

Cpt. Vee: I just got my diploma from host school!

Imp: Online?

Cpt. Vee: ....I hacked the servers!

Juniper: Yay!

Imp: That's my Aussie!

Juniper: No wonder he always breaks RPA! (chuckle)

Imp: Yes... he and not me. Excellent. All goes according to plan. =_=
V, what are your thoughts on the RPA Awards? Love 'em, hate 'em? Don't bother with 'em?

Cpt. Vee: The V show will be back in a few moments

Juniper: Nununooo

Cpt. Vee: after I don't harm the guests!
Cpt. Vee: Oh I enjoy seeing the awards, I'm not much for winning them though, I'm rather quiet so I am not fussed with them too much
Juniper: XD V? Quiet? No...

Imp: Agreed with V.
Right, so, carrying on to a little game I like to call Fuck/Marry/Kill

Juniper: ....That is a trap game.

Imp: Speaking of traps... *looks at V in his wonderful purple dress*

Juniper: Everyone here has to play it XD
...O.o

Cpt. Vee: play in my dress?

Juniper: Yes.

Imp: Next Q 4 U: I know you told me already, but what are you currently going to school to hopefully become? I might have been drunk, on acid, busy, tired, or all of the above.
Juniper: XD Nursing and Biology
Want to double major

Imp: Biological Nursing. Intriguing!

Juniper: XD no

Imp: oh

Cpt. Vee: gotta nurse those biologists

Juniper: ...

Imp: and why did you choose those? =)
V chose crime and I chose an empty career in Fine Arts

Juniper: I like helping people, and figured people would actually want my help as a nurse
Versus the military, who did not want me at all, and if I had gone with law enforcement you can't help everyone that you want too

Imp: One thing among others I really enjoy about you.

Cpt. Vee: I chose crime because the voices told me too *twitch*

Juniper: Awww Imp :$
It's okay V

Imp: V and I were in the military during the Australian-American War. Harsh times beget good friendship

Juniper: Here's a pill. Take it, you'll feel better. *hands pill*
Pill is for V

Imp: Oh, yes of course! hehe. I wasn't going to crush it up and snort it...

Cpt. Vee: The V show... we do drugs!

Juniper: Prescribed!

Cpt. Vee: I do believe Imp has our final question

Imp: Would you overthrow the RPA Oligarchy to bring back GZ's Despotism? O_O

Juniper: Nah, never

Imp: Another thing I like about you and some of the other staff is the professionalism.
Unlike these ones *hands over piece of paper*

Juniper: We like to appear professional XD *looks at blank piece of paper curiously*

Imp: OH! Sorry, I forgot to write the names

Juniper: Nah, like I said before

Juniper: Staff here is like a family
A twisted family, but a family nonetheless

Imp: A family I would kill
...for

Juniper: ....
Anything else gentlemen?

Imp: OKAY! My last question coming shortly
Any Qs from you before we begin?

Cpt. Vee: quick hurry!

Juniper: Well...

Cpt. Vee: I fear more adverts are coming...

Juniper: What state do you live in, what city do you live in, what's your full name, what's your address, can you draw porno?...[/KIDDING]

Juniper: In other words No XD

Imp: I... aw. I was gonna answer for the lulz!

Juniper: XD

Cpt. Vee: we'll discuss those in the back room later ...
I mean!

Juniper: The after party ;)
You hardly asked V anything :(

Imp: Okay, I have asked many members on what they'd like to see RPA add to the current site. Possibly a currency system like on Gaia to buy cute clothes for my avatar? Perhaps Flash games? Maybe something like an Adult section?

IS there anything you'd like to see be added to the site in the near to far future?
Juniper: Hmmm

Cpt. Vee: A Shrine to the Dress of V

Juniper: The Purple Dress of V*
Well, I would love it if The rep system was expanded to blog entries and blog comments
That would be awesome
And if we didn't have to rep so many people between repping the same person

Imp: I was looking for something like Nuclear Weapons or the ability that once a member is Banned, they re actually executed in real life.

BUT that works! I agree with both of those ideas since both would make it easier for myself due to the fact not many are deserving of my rep.

Juniper: XD

Imp: Like V is given a bit of rep every three months by me so he doesn't go mad

Cpt. Vee: yup can't stand a mad V

Juniper: I'm lucky to get that from him!

Cpt. Vee: her dress starts flapping

Imp: But yes, I do agree greatly with those points, Juni. XD
ANYWAY
I'm glad to have done an interview on the V show. Mainly since my handful of fans know my place is being refurbished.

Juniper: XD

Cpt. Vee: It was good having you aboard

Imp: Also glad to have Juni, the one who manages my threads for me.
Juniper: Indeed, good to be a part of the chaos

Cpt. Vee: I sold them to pay for this conversation

Juniper: You just want that back stage interview. Alright, I see.

Imp: is everyone satisfied? >_>

Cpt. Vee: ;D

Imp: by the V

Juniper: XD satisfied how? ;)

Imp: the amazing V~

Juniper: Amazing indeed! ;)

Imp: Well, goodnight/good day everyone!

That was splendidly inane! Thanks for reading and expect more action. I still need to force several other members onto this and get back with Adrian Faustmeister. He's been waiting for far too long. >_>

fLFAXvFYhsE

Stay adorable!
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Kiki

09-09-2014, 02:56 AM

This is awesome. I love Juni! -luv-

09-09-2014, 07:52 AM

That was a lot of fun :)

Kiki

09-10-2014, 04:18 PM

And I love V too. C:

09-11-2014, 09:56 AM

Kiki

09-12-2014, 03:00 AM

-high_five-

Juicesir

10-16-2014, 10:51 AM

WHEN WE GON GET MORE IMP?

10-16-2014, 11:00 AM

Yeah Juice, you tell him!

Juicesir

10-16-2014, 11:01 AM

YEAH!

Sinderella

10-17-2014, 11:24 PM

PAY ATTENTION, IMP.

Imp

10-18-2014, 06:33 PM

THEN HELP ME WRITE THIS DAMN PM INTERVIEW TO JARMS AND KIKI, SIN! XD

Chat Noir

10-18-2014, 08:45 PM

Weren't you going to interview me or something? A blue moon ago?

Sinderella

10-20-2014, 02:27 AM

We will, Kura! ;B

Kris

05-30-2015, 08:28 PM

This is alive!

Imp

07-26-2015, 12:57 AM

Shhhh, my Luci. Shhhhh~

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Imp: Yet another infamous Imp Show. Ues, doing nothing be retarding your brain! @_@
.Karma(aka Rogue) has helped me recently get my act [somewhat] together with getting some interviews rolling!
But, before we get to those, let's reflect upon recent events on RPA!

Karma: Ya know, Imp, you can now post in the GvG's game as a Dog and you can also now identify as a tractor, too. This is all thanks to a movement slowly sweeping across RPA.

Imp: Is that so?

Karma: Yes! Actually, the Guys v. Girls thread will soon be renamed to include more pronouns like Tractor.

Imp: Well, sounds like a great thing! =)

Karma: It is! Tractors can now get a piece of the action. =)

Imp: So, a recent update by the mods states that bloggers will now be able to get their blogs accepted sooner than expected.

Karma: Noice! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnYi3z56RE)

Imp: Yes, it will now take only 3 days instead of 1 week. Now we're getting places!

Karma: You should make a blog about Witcher 3. I hear those get posted quicker!

Imp: True. Use it as a facade to then talk about other games that interest me more.

Karma: Oh, the options...

Imp: So, I'm sure we all know about ISIS or ISIL.

Karma: Isis the Egyptian Goddess? ISIS from Archer? Uhm... too many! >_<

Imp: Yeah, more like ISOR (eyesore). Have you seen that flag (http://m.snopes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/isisflag.jpg) they have? MS Paint much?

Karma: Yes the southern cross is much better!

Imp: Agreed!

Karma: Maybe I could make a flag, with an X in the middle.. but the X also had a line at the tips that met them in right angles?

Imp: We'll save it for arts & crafts time, Karma. =)

Karma: Yay!

Imp: Onward to the interviews!

Imp:Let's clear the dust from the stage as we bring back the Imp Show for the 16th time! Let's jump right into it and welcome Karma as my co-host and the wonderful LAYA! Welcome to the show, Laya!

Laya: I feel so special, thanks for inviting me!

Karma: It's not that we couldn't think of anyone else, it's really not... *Shifty eyes*

Laya: It's because I'm that great.

Imp: Exactly! You should have gotten award as soon as you joined RPA.

Karma: *Hides my Helga style shrine of Laya"

Imp: Which brings us to the most obvious of queries on my show:

Karma: What is your sign?

Imp: <_<.... How did you find RPA?

Karma: Yes, that.

Laya: I actually found RPA because of RedKayne. We had both been RPing together on a game
based forum, which was honestly pretty dull, and he told me about RPA and [cross out] dragged
recruited me into his Throne of Gods roleplay :)

Imp: Interesting! Kinda similar how I joined RPA. Good ol' friends.

Karma: Wait, before I continue: What are your pronouns?

Laya: I'm universal ;)

Karma: Do you tend to stick close to RedKayne when you roleplay?

Laya: I think it's easier to RP with him because I know his style and we work well together. I'm not as into RPing as I was a few years back to be willing to branch out and try working with brand new people that I've never RPed with.

Imp: What kind of style would you say he has as well as yourself?

Laya: I'd say Kayne has a really decent, flow-y style. His ideas go well together and his words while writing match the same flow of ideas. While with my writing it's more... to the point and abrupt. I think metaphors are nice, but I'd rather say what I need to say in the story than plant a garden of flowers and wait for them to grow. Though sometimes I do get the inspiration to write a nice flow-y piece myself, it's rare.

Imp: If only I could keep to something as such. I'm just pretty chaotic with my wr1t1nG. I just from perspectivesa nd other writing styles. Either straight to the point or coloring my post pretty with words or actual BBCode colors.

Karma: So, doesn't it get a little crowded with all the Gods on one throne?

Laya: It's pretty empty right now, but my character will soon be the one to claim it ;) But not really, she doesn't care about the God's politics - only wants to be able to do what she wants to do.

Imp: How typical of their kind. ;)

Karma: What you want... Baby, I got it! What you need, you know I got it... All I'm asking... Ahem. I've already got a throne. I sit on it every morning, and read RPA :D

Imp: So, how long has the RP been active for? and have you done any RPs before this on RPA?

Laya: I think it's been active for around two years now (don't quote me). But I've been a part of it since February last year - joined it the day I joined RPA, so it was my first here. :)

Karma: Um... It's kind of our job to quote you.

Laya: >.> Sassy.

Karma: Yes, that is how I identify. Thank you <3

Imp: Now you know what I have to deal with, Laya.

Laya: I identify as a Princess. So there.

Karma: Fuck you. I'm out.

Laya: No thanks <3

Imp: Too hot for RPA. ;)

Karma: ........Okay, that's not near as much fun without a door to slam. Where were we?

Laya: You can always leave the convo again :D

Laya: .... but we might not let you back in (cool)

Karma: I could go out.. and in.. and out.. and in... But then you might get excited.

Laya: I think you're starting to cross RPA rules ;)

Imp: Oh, Xenu. T_T
So, as kids, I'm sure we all wanted to be some certain figure when we'd hopefully grow up. What did you want to be and where are you now in life?
I wanted to be an Imp. Mission accomplished. =)

Laya: I honestly don't know if I ever wanted to be some figure D: I always thought space was cool, and astronauts were pretty cool - but I've always been a more "realistic" person and realized it likely wasn't going to happen.
Right now I'm just working on getting my B.S. in Mathematics with my concentration in Statistics. Ideally, I'd like to be able to go on and get a Masters for either math or stats, overachievingly a Doctorate would be great. Teaching has always interested me, so I guess there's always the option of that after getting my degree - but as long as I'm able to get a job pertaining to what I studied, I'll be happy :)

Imp: B.S... heheheh ahem

Laya: My bullshit degree, I know. Hopefully it doesn't turn into that after 38K tuition

Karma: I did college for three semesters. I majored in parties. Minored in liquor.

Laya: I managed to stay away from that major and minor first year (not so much May Term)

Imp: Heh, but seriously, sounds like you know what you want to do! Teaching has kind of been a recent like of mine due to my current career.
so, if I have any odd equations I need help with, I assume I'll come to you for help? =D
or no?

Laya: You can come to me, and if I can't solve them my math software will ;)

Karma: Like if I majored in parties and minored in liquor... what is the probability that i finished college?

Laya: 50% +/-50

Karma: OMG, You are right!

Laya: ;) usually am

Karma: I'll drink to that

Laya: Cheers!

Karma: Cheers!

Imp: If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Maybe math related?
mainly the statistics part =P

Laya: The ability to understand any math concept so I could get a job professing D:

Karma: I'd want the ability to make Imp disappear.

Imp: Look at you. Miss. 'CareerandStableLife' =_=

Karma: See why?

Imp: if only I could. I've tried 6 times already

Laya: Too bad it's an oyster shell life :(

Imp: Hmmm. True... more partying for me! =)
That aside, I think we are reaching the end of the interview!
did you have any questions for us?

Karma: Wait!
I'm not done
This kind of determines her whole character...

Laya: I have no questions so continue Rogue (:

Karma: Okay, here it is: Nsync, Backstreet boys, or One Direction?

Laya: No One Direction. And I always get the songs from Backstreet Boys and Nsync mixed together. D: But I'd say Nsync

Imp: Yeah. I also get them mixed. =/

Karma: You... got them... Mixed together? WHAT? I'm out. Deuces.

Laya: Bye bye bye ;)
https://media0.giphy.com/media/hFXwY4lER3oBO/200_s.gif

Imp: the music video to Larger than Life is awesome. >_>

Laya: <3 that song

Imp: Another question I often ask is: Any hobbies?
I have my bomb-making and Karma has her... karma

Laya: I like photography and that's about it for hobbies :)

Imp: Ooo! Photography! Do you currently have a thread on RPA? Or a place containing your portfolio?
or is it too hot for RPA? If so, just uh, link me later. >_>

Karma: Probably in that XXX section that we don't have access to

Laya: I used to, but I get bored keeping threads up-to-date - and I really only take photographs every now and then, so there's not too much to update :)

Karma: Haha, you could take a pic of Imp 'Titanic' style... Like hand him a calculator.. be like "I want to take your picture with this... ONLY this" *cue Titanic music*

Laya: poor calculator ; (

Imp: Poor me T_T
in another dimension, that happened

Karma: Next thing you know there is a hand print on the car window... and Emily wont share her door.

Laya: .... wut

Rogue: http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web05/2012/4/6/12/enhanced-buzz-8136-1333729425-11.jpg

Imp: Well, things have been odd... and exciting. More to the former. Glad to have you on the show!
The last question I have is:
If there was something you could change or add to RPA, what would it be? A currency system so you can buy things to dress profile/avatar character with? Flash games?

Laya: Happy to be a part of the show :D

And I honestly have no clue what I would add to the site. I'm not that creative of a person, and it seems like there's enough different things to do on the site as it is :)
Karma: Love having my PHB here! <3 You rock.

Imp: Alrighty, well! Thanks again for being on the show! Hope you enjoyed the inane stylings of Imp and Karma!

Karma: You misspelled 'insane'.. =D
But yes. what the Impy one said.

Laya: Well, I had fun :) Even if it was "inane" haha

Imp: The people I have to deal with...

Imp:Welcome to another Imp Show! I'll be 'Imperviewing' Oddysen with the help of KArma! This will be exciting as I've been waiting for this! Thanks to a crazy schedule, it has taken forever to get around to it.
Welcome, Oddysen!

Odd Henrik:Thank you Imp! Glad to finally be here.

Imp: So, we'll just jump right into the questions!
First one becoming an Imp Show trope:
HOW DID YOU FIND RPA?

Odd Henrik: I found it a quite nice place, thanks for asking.
...
Oh right, not what you're asking...
...
Well, I don't remember how long ago it was, but some time back, a friend and I, through pure coincidence, found out the other was also into RPing. So naturally we figured we had to do at least one RP together, and since it had been some time since last time I used the RP site i used to frequent, she introduced me to the one she used, which was RPA! Sadly she left shortly after, but I stuck around since, well, as stated earlier, it's quite nice!

Imp: Neat! I had almost a similar story. A friend of mine also dragged me to RPA. She did stay for several years but then switched to another site while I just remained.

Rogue: I just used google.

Imp: ha!

Rogue: Do you know any RPa members off the internet?

Odd Henrik: Well, depends on how you count it really. The one whom introduced me hasn't been active for a long time as I said, but I did introduce another guy to RPA.

You remember Feaxx, right Imp?

But he has only been in that one RP, and that was a while ago, so not sure if that counts. But at very least technically; Yes, yes I do.

Imp: I do remember and awesome! Always fun to RP with friends that you know IRL! I actually have gone out and met a few from this and another site. Would like to continue that.

Odd Henrik: Well, you're welcome to come add me to your list anytime Imp!

Rogue: stillhasntmadeittomissouri

Imp: Would love to! And yes, Karma. I know. ;)
So, next Q:
What has been your favourite RP that you've done on RPA and what made it your favourite?

Odd Henrik: Hmm, it's quite a close race between two, but in both cases, the wackiness, fun one liners and ridiculous characters played a huge part. If I have to choose... I guess I'll go for Captain Sue and the Misfits, even though it was cut more than a bit short, I really liked the time spent on it, even if I think I spent more time total on writing my CS than my posts...

Rogue: Haha, Sue. Funny name. =)

Imp: Heh, yeah that RP was something! Idk. Guess I should try to bring it back at some point again... Pass on the mechanics but keep the crazy story and setting.
And now we'll end the RPA portion of this interview with:
If there was something you could add or change about RPA, what would it be?
Make it something like Gaia with a currency and ability to buy items for your avatar?
Or something else, even?

Rogue: This is a 24 part question and we expect you to answer each specifically. ;)

Odd Henrik: Well, aside from stuff like "more active members", "more and better RP's" and "RP's sometimes actually making it through take off", I can't really think of anything at the moment, not even a particularly fun joke to end this answer with.

Imp: Yeah, agreed. Mainly on the joke bit. Still drained from work...

Rogue: Damn, I'm out of jokes too! I do think we all are wishing for more active members and for the RPs to last longer!

Imp: More active members would make the RPA Rumble more enjoyable.

Rogue: Pretty sure the world is ending, when the three of us don't have jokes.

Odd Henrik: Yea, usually at least three of us has some lame joke for any given situation.

Rogue: Scuuuuuse me, only Imp's are lame. But it's his show, so we must put up with it ;)

Imp: Oh yeah? Would you rather be back in the Vee Show, Karma? >_>
Here we go with the next question. Getting out of RPA territory and into... everything else!
Tell us:
WHAT are your hobbies?

Odd Henrik: Well, I like sleeping, relaxing and dosing off.
But when not doing any of those, I like to waste my time with reading, playing games, rock climbing, RPing, writing, and programming. Though there's been a distinct lack of the latter three recently. And while I blame my friends for the first of those three, I haven't found anyone to blame for the last two, which is a real shame.

Imp:Oh? Wait... rock climbing? Awesome! I haven't done much of it as of recent but it is really fun! How often do you do it?

Odd Henrik: Used to be twice a week, but haven't been able to keep with that schedule lately sadly, but yea, it's good fun.

Rogue: But you are super tall, just like two big arm stretches and you'd be at the top!

Imp: This is true, Karma.

Rogue: Okay, if I was to visit Norway, what three things should I not leave without doing? Other than seeing the sexy Vikings. (mm)

Odd Henrik: Well, sexy vikings aside, I'd say:
1: Seeing the fjords.
2: Tasting the local cuisine, preferably home cooked (even more preferably by my mother, but not everyone gets the chance I'm afraid)
3: Visit the coast during a storm. (Or, if that's impossible, go see the old pretty churches)

Sure they might be a bit cliché answers, but you can't always avoid cliché's, often a reason they're there after all.

Imp: Exactly! Would love to take a cruise there and see (and taste) the above. =)

Rogue: What would the local cuisine be like? What is something delicious that you wouldn't see most places? I love food.
You'd fit in with the Vikings

Imp: Shhh *is in hiding*

Odd Henrik: Well, I'm not exactly a expert on foreign food, so no idea which of these you can get elsewhere, but:
Rømmegraut (Sour Cream Porridge)
Kompar/klubb (potato paste balls with meat inside)
Tørrfisk (dried fish)
Lefse (a cream filled, flat pastry)
Lutefisk (fish with a jelly like consistency)
Fårikål (Mutton boiled along with cabbage and pepper)
Smalahouve (Sheap's head)
Rakfisk (Fermented Fish)
Gløgg (Mulled wine)
Pinnekjøt (A Christmastime mutton dish)

The local chocolate is also quite good.

Imp: Damn! That is a list. I feel I've had something similar to Tørrfisk what with the dried fish. Will definately look into these!

Odd Henrik: You should! You can never have too much food! (at least not if you have plenty of time)

Rogue: That's right, screw my weight!

Imp: Now, let's get away from Norway for a bit. What country in the world would you like to visit most? I myself would really like to visit Japan.
or Countries* even

Rogue: 'MURICA

Imp: I will stab you, Karma. >_>
Don't care what the results are.

Rogue: You can't reach me all the way down here.

Odd Henrik: Japan is defiantly a candidate. I'm pulled between many different considerations. I'd love to visit Greece or Egypt for the historical buildings/ruins, Australia to see the great barrier reef, USA to see the grand canyon (and several other tourist sites) as well as met a few friends of mine (A lot of them happen to be American). But I think Asia wins out. Not sure if I'd most prefer to go to Japan, China, or South Korea, but all of them have such nice architecture, rich history, good food, pretty traditional clothing, cool tourist spots and interesting cultures.

Imp: Agreed about Asia. I've always had an interest in it. =)

Rogue: Mmm sexy Asians.

Odd Henrik: I am starting to see a trend here Karma...

Rogue: Is it that obvious? =D

Imp: Oh boy...
Well, let's talk about Anime!
Tell us about some of your favorite shows and why you enjoy them so much!

Odd Henrik: Ohh, gonna be hard to chose just a few, but I think I'll manage.
Code Geass is defiantly on the list, the plot is very engaging and enjoyable, and the art style is quite nice.
Shinsekai Yori is possibly my most favorite show amongst newer anime. A very deep and thought provoking story.
Gurren Lagann is glorious. Though I'm normally not a fan of mecha anime (despite two of them appearing on this list), it really mastered the genre.
Redline, despite not beeing a series, but a movie, I feel i have to mention it, since it's possibly the best non-miyazaki anime movie i have ever seen.
Psyco pass, very nice sci-fi anime with a thought provoking world.
Higurashi no naku koro ni, possibly the best horror I have ever seen. anime or otherwise.

Honorable mentions; Claymore, Element Hunter, Soul Eater, Chobits, Legend of Legendary Heroes, Hellsing Ultimate, 07-Ghost, 11 Eyes, Another, Deadman Wonderland, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica, Boukyaku no Senritsu, Bakemonotagari

...Crap, I totally didn't manage to keep that short, did I?

Rogue: Mmm Hentai!

Imp: Oh! Redline! I've been meaning to watch that at some point. Claymore is another I've been interested in. Randomly came across it on youtube.
Sadly, I'm not that much into anime and only know of a handful of shows.
Keeping with entertainment, let's talk about gaming!

We'd like to know what your favorite genre is and use a couple games from that as an example.
Also, any games from childhood that you still play today?

Odd Henrik: You're missing out man! Anime is a wonderful media.
My favorite genre is probably turn based strategy/ tactics. Games like Fallout 1 and 2, XCom, the Civ series and the like. I like to have the time to properly, but also the challenge of having to plan and strategize.

There aren't really any games from my childhood that i still play regularly, but I still play Colonization, Halo CE, The Settlers 2, Heroes of Might and Magic 3 and Age of Empires 2 when I want a nice combination of nostalgia and good game-play.

Imp: AoE2 is a classic, for sure! Miss that game. And yeah, Turn-Based Strategy games have been a favorite of mine. I remember playing Fallout 1 at a friends house and just being blown away by it. A fine game. One of my favorites from long ago would have to be Civilization 3. My father and I played that to no end.

Odd Henrik: Yea, Civ games can go on a while, as long as Ghandi dosn't nuke you.

Imp: Now, my typical End Query is that 'What would you add/change about RPA' thingy buuuut we're switching things up.
Instead, we'll ask the following to continue the entertainment :
Music is an amazing thing, obviously. So many genres and sub-genres for everyone to enjoy something!
I'm big into Djent, Industrial Metal and also Drum and Bass.

How about yourself?
Also, do you like Black Metal? Or to be more specific, Norwegian Black Metal? I enjoy it quite a bit and my playlist shows that.
Lastly, what is the most prominent genre(s) of music in your country?

Odd Henrik: I love music. I probably listen to music for more than 8 hours a day. I listen to a lot of stuff, but primarily Techno, Dubstep, Heavy Metal, Melodic Metal, Electro Swing, Drum and Bass, Classical, Punk Rock, and stuff I have no idea what genre it fits into.

Despite Norwegian Black Metal seems to be popular, I can't say I like it much. I like the instrumental parts but I have never been able to enjoy the various variants of screaming and growling that seems to be the selling point of the genre.

I don't know whether any genre can be said to be prominent in Norway, and if there is, I can't say I have the foggiest idea what it might be. Sorry about that. No idea what other people listen to I'm afraid.

Imp: A good list, for sure! I love me some Electro Swing! As for the prominent question, no worries! Just curious of what one might generally expect.

Well, I guess we should wrap things up! It has been quite entertaining and informaive about yourself and Norway! Interviews with those outside of the US tend to be favored the most for likely obvious reasons and just general curiousity.

We greatly appreciate your time! Anything you'd like to share with the audience before we end the show? Maybe words of wisdom?

Rogue: For the sexiness really.

Odd Henrik: It's been great being here, but I am afraid I don't have much more to share. As for words of wisdom, the only thing I can think of at the moment is a lesson i learned the hard way; Never rub your eyes when eating chilli nuts.
Thanks for having me!

Imp: Well, thanks again, Oddy! Oh, and thank you for also joining us, Karma!

Before we end things, I'd like to note that like some members I've showcased before, Oddysen is actually quite famous!
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http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nB3qheZOeUM/maxresdefault.jpg
http://skullsnbones.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/01/periphery2013.jpg

He's a guitarist for the Progressive Metal band Periphery!
Here is a taste of the epicness:

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Thanks for reading!
Imp out!

Oh, and here is a Funny from Karma:
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Kiki

07-26-2015, 02:30 AM

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sinderella

07-26-2015, 03:36 AM

-luv- -luv- -luv-

Imp

01-24-2016, 02:09 AM

The Imp Show~

Well, now. We're in the year 2016. When I was a kid, I was told our technology would have advanced much further by this time (or rather 2012, even). I was born in '88 and through the 90's, movies and shows often presented the idea of flying cars to be available; Laptops able to do so much more than being just on your lap... and not always being the 'top'; for movies to be even better and sustain the creativity that many movies and games offered in the 90's; and a solid cure for AIDS!

Well, the situation with cars doesn't concern me anymore; laptops can go suck it since I never liked them; majority of movies are shit and too predictable; and the homosexuals are still stuck with AIDS... but they can die happily diseased with their married and diseased partner! Know what really bothers me, though? That I was promised some years ago that Paul W. S. Anderson's final Resi movie would be out this year. Yeah, 2016. So, happily, I went to look online sometime during the summer of 2015 to double check the info. Well, my dreams were crushed as I saw it was then listed for a 2017 release. I was pissed! I texted my friends and we all cried about it (mentally) and were all anxious as hell to see how the hell Paul W. S. Anderson would get humanity out of this mess (https://youtu.be/gSziMeScxuo?t=89). Now that's an epic cliffhanger.

Now, I'm sure some are all "srsly tho? what about Star Wars 7?! That was far more worth the wait."
You know what I say to that? gtfo, my friend. Like what happened years after I lost my virginity, the magic SW franchise was quickly replaced by better experiences with other franchises. SW is a shadow of its former self. It's true, doesn't matter what the box office sales say. The franchise is overrated. Now, if you're the small type that are all "What about Fury Road?" Well, yeah, that was damn epic. As for the person who brings up Jurassic World? You can just go die somewhere.

ANYWAYS! With a new year, comes January and with that comes a new MotM. The MotM for this month? Cfavano~

So, we'll get to that interview shortly. First, let's talk about some neat features on this site. Kicksy was awesome enough to create some new skins for this place. Some skins that really turned out to be damn epic. Thanks for that, now I can enjoy my Hot Naked Lesbians theme that she was nice enough to make for me. Seriously, go look over the skins if you haven't already. They are great!

Q1
You have achieved MotM status! How do you feel about this?

I feel great about it. I've been here forever, and it makes everything I've gone through worth it.

Good to see, then!

Q2
Should MotM members be given any special abilities? Maybe like 'Ban one member of your choosing for the entire month' ability? I'm sure the admins wouldn't mind.

As much fun as that would be, and I already know one or two who would deserve it, I do not think it would be fair, and it would upset the balance of power. True, it would only harm one person directly, but maybe they only have beef with you, and are pretty decent guys to everyone else, and you banning them unbalances a roleplay. Now, allowing them to pick the roleplay of the week, that would work.

Fiiiiine. T____T I'll just blackmail the admins to see my way.
I like the Roleplay of the Week bit.

Q3
As you surely know, some folks truncate your title to the nickname of simple ol' "C-Fav". My question is, if you were ever to make an alternate version of yourself (and name), What kind of alternate versions would there be?
I myself have already thought up some:
The eccentric and gay CFab(ulous)
The epic sniper neatly titled CFar
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Albeit a less creative name: C4, the hardened explosives expert with a bionic arm.
CFlav: The hybrid of you and Flavor Flav.

Well, the C is for Charles, and a few people call me that. If I had a choice, I'd want to be called 'Charlemagne', after the Frankish king, because his name means 'Charles the Magnificent' in french.

Ah, okies. Well, there ya go! I guess mine would be Steve for me. Steve from Long Island.

Q4
You have brought a lot of RPs to this site, can you tell us your most favorite ones and why?

I think my most favorite one was my Broforce one, that I got an award from. But other than that, it's really hard to pick.

Ah, I remember that one. Twas a good time.

Q5
What inspires you to chalk up these stories and your general ideas for characters overall? And go into some detail, please.

Pretty much whatever fiction I come into contact with inspires what I do. I am a firm believer in 'Nihil Sub Sole Novum' which is latin for 'There is Nothing New Under The Sun'. Basically, if something sounds cool or fun or interesting, odds are someone has already done it. So, instead of stressing out to find completely original ideas from scratch, I alter and adapt and generally work off of the work of existing fiction, making enough changes and twists (unless I'm running an rp in an existing universe) to make it my own. But i do usually keep in things I like, and alter/adapt them to fit if possible.

Understandable~

Q6
Let's change things up a bit and learn more about you in other ways. While Cfav can do many things (even better than most), what can Cfav not do? i.e. what are you terrible at? It's okay to be honest! Hell, I'm terrible at befriending Armenians.

English is my only language. Outside of using translation matrices and such, english is all I know. I cannot roleplay someone speaking a different language without help. I also have trouble in low-fantasy and 'realistic' roleplays where you play as a 'normal' person.

If the nemesis of Cfav is reading this, take note.

Q7
Do you know any RPA members in RL?

While he is no longer a member, I am facebook friends with Beta, and I have skyped with Blazing Falcons and Stormwolf, as well as Rogue (Karmz) and Sinderella, as well as Atrum Daemon and Sigismund (He calls himself Earl Grefox now), as well as Greased Lightning.

That'll do!

Q8
So, from what I've read, you work at Burger King?
What is your favorite thing on the menu there... or do you not eat the food, but rather just make it for others to consume?
I love me an Original Chicken Sandwich.

I take 'have it your way' seriously, and I like having plain cheeseburgers on english muffins (with the butter on them). Srsly, try them, they're great. I also like the fries when I dip them in ranch and sweet and sour sauce.

Good ol' BK...

Q9
If you established a cult, do you have any doctrines in mind for folks to adhere to? Can be silly and/or serious.

If I established a cult, I would most likely have it be for the Ruinous Powers of Chaos, from Warhammer 40k/Warhammer Fantasy. While I would specifically champion Chaos Undivided (worshiping all 4 chaos gods as a pantheon), I would manage 4 sub-cults, each devoted to a specific Chaos god (Khorne: God of Blood, Tzeentch: God of ambition/magic/mutation/fate/and so on, Slannesh: God of Debauchery (Called the prince of Pleasure), and Nurgle: Father of rot and decay, the Plague God.)

Note to self: slay Cfav before this happens.

Q10
Is there anything that you feel could spice up RPA a bit more or are you satisfied with everything the site has?

Having an active chat thing would be cool, and perhaps a section that allows more freedom with mature content, allowing writers to basically let their creativity run completely free. Of course, things such as hate and racism would still be banned and restricted, but pretty much everything else (as long as it's okayed by the players) would be free game. This would be hidden behind a wall that requires your account to say you are over 18, and that you must 'confirm' to go there, preventing accidental opening when in an inappropriate place such as work or school.

Excellent! Also, I love the idea that someone randomly enters an adult RP while at school and witnesses some tentacle rape going on or something bizarre and just like vomits everywhere and is rushed out. Then some student goes to look over the puke-ridden screen to find the reason and then word spreads over facebook and that poor RPA member is scarred for life. Kids sneak images of tentacle porn into her locker and when she sees it she just vomits even more. Then it goes on and on to where she has a puke bag and a janitor by her side until she either leaves the school for good or hangs herself... poor kid. THIS IS WHY WE NEED SECURITY FOR THE ADULT RP FORUM WE'LL BE ADDING TO THIS SITE, ADMINS! Gawd! Maybe now they can do something constructive for all members...

Anyways, I'd like to thank Cfav for allowing me to Imperview him. I'd also like to remind everyone else out there that when you ever get into some form of conflict or need help, just ask yourself "What Would Cfav Do?"

Thanks and g'night!

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Kris

01-24-2016, 11:03 AM

What a cool way to revive this thread :D It was an epic read!

Cfavano

01-24-2016, 11:49 AM

thanks XD

I tried

Crazywolf

01-31-2016, 04:22 AM

Never saw this before. I like the interview with Cf. :)