(PG-15)Entirely Unlikely - A Fictional RP?(OOC)

[John]

Rated PG 15 for language, mild comedic violence, possible drug and alcohol references, sexual innuendo, extreme sarcasm and offensive humour, the presence of Stream(I wonder if I should up the rating).

Dear RPer;

I have recently learned of a dark secret within the hallowed halls of RPA. It seems that Anne Bonny and her staff of admins and mods are not what they seem. They are using us, and RPA to unwittingly aid them in a plot to take over the world. We cannot allow this to happen. They must be stopped. If they should succeed with their plot, it will change how we RP forever turning all RPs into cutesy pink things full of fairy dust with kind peaceful wolves in brown coats insulting each other.

I implore you dear reader to help. The Gypsy Queen and I are forming a resistance. Enclosed with this letter is an airline ticket to Las Vegas. Upon your arrival, make your way to conference room three of the Luxor Hotel and Casino. I hope to see you there, for we need all the help we can get.

Sincerely
nazguljcg

P.S. Don’t forget your laptop. I have something special for you that will help.


Disclaimer(statement made to save one’s own ass, specifically mine) This RP is meant for fun. Anything said or done within the RP should not be taken seriously. We were all friends before the RP started and want it to be the same when it’s finished. So I ask that all involved please remember that this is a game, not real life. And anything said within the RP should stay within the RP. If you do not have the ability to do this, I would ask that you do not join as I do not want this RP to create hard feelings for anyone.


So basically my intention here is to create a comedic RP in which we will all play as ourselves. I am also hoping we will be able to get some of our newer members involved with this as it will be a great way for them to get to know the staff of RPA a little better.

Due to the nature of this RP it will have three GMs. They will be myself, The Gypsy Queen and Anne Bonny. The story for this RP is relatively simple, stop Anne and the staff from taking over the world. The world will be the world we live in. A lot of this will be done in a sandbox style, meaning the players can do basically whatever they want as long as it stays within the boundaries of the RP. The RP itself will be driven by the players. What I mean by that, is while there is a story for this, it is what all of you do that will ultimately decide how the story unfolds.

The Rules

The GMs are gods and their word is law(despite Stream’s claims to the contrary)
No god modding. Power gaming will be allowed as will meta gaming under certain circumstances.
All normal RPA rules are in effect.
Two paragraph minimum for posts please.
If you cannot post for any length of time or want out, please let the GMs know
Have fun!!



The Character Sheet

Name: (should be your username)
Sex: (you may lie if you wish, though I think in most cases we already know what you are)
Description: (Text and/or pictures are fine. If you like you may use a pic of yourself. You may use your avatar if you like. Honestly, I really don’t give a rat’s ass what you do here. Hell use a pic of a rat’s ass if you so desire.)
Power: (Staff only)
Weakness: (Staff Only)
Fears: (everyone is afraid of something in real life, the same will hold true here)
Personality: (even if you lack a personality in real life, please have one here)

My Character

Name: nazguljcg
Sex: I’m not a woman, though I play one in RPs
Description: naz stands at 5’7”. He is a little on the portly side. Has short brown hair, flecked with gray and blue eyes. Usually wears black, though blue has been known to creep into his apparel on occasion
Power: N/A
Weakness: N/A
Fears: Spiders, heights and the colour pink
Personality: naz is a kind and caring individual who generally will put the needs of others above his own. While his bark is worse than his bite, his bark can be pretty bad. Can be overly sarcastic.

I think that basically covers everything. I would like to note that wttr has stated that he will not be participating in this RP. However, he has also said that he wouldn’t mind if someone else played the role of him. If anyone wants this role, please PM me before posting.



The Staff

Anne Bonny (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=188993&postcount=8)
Mysteria (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=188955&postcount=3)
Merry Gentry (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189572&postcount=50)
Auki (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189360&postcount=36)
Ryudo (http://www.role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=220178&postcount=281)


The Members

nazguljcg
The Gypsy Queen (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=188997&postcount=9)
zelli (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189002&postcount=11)
Lethe (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189082&postcount=17)
Brett (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189098&postcount=18)
Yoruyonaka (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189232&postcount=19)
mrgameandpie (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189233&postcount=20)
Michelangelo (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189252&postcount=21)
Cookies Ahoy (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189326&postcount=29)
ShatterFist (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189518&postcount=47)
Fireleap (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=189923&postcount=52)
Crypes (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showpost.php?p=198143&postcount=245)
LurkerGuy (http://www.role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=223558&postcount=296)
TheDashingRogue (http://www.role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=224150&postcount=305)

[Stream]

I'm sorry, I can't join this. I'm too powerful.

[Mysteria]

Name: Mysteria aka Mysti, aka, the mysterious one, the peaceful one.
Sex: 50% Angel, 50% Devil, 100 % woman
Description:

http://i40.tinypic.com/op02ky.jpg But really, my hair is lighter and my eyes are green.
Power: Peace keeper. Is extremely good at using tactical diplomacy to maintain a level of peace suitable to all.
Weakness: vulnerable (and chocolate)
Fears: Being disliked, losing loved ones. Deep water.
Personality: Normally peace loving, gentle and kind unless pissed off due to others blatant stupidity, then can go from sweet to bitch in zero seconds flat.

[Lerouge]

Good luck on this, I'll be interested to see how it goes.

[John]

Good luck on this, I'll be interested to see how it goes.

You could find out first hand if you join it. XD Pleeeeeeease?

[Lerouge]

I think I'll pass

[Mysteria]

Lelu!! Awwwwwww I'd love to see you in this.

Note: I have lots of other rp's I'm in so I will be a pop in pop out char in this story.

[Anne Bonny]

Name: Anne Bonny, aka The Pink Lady, aka The Pirate Queen

Sex: Girlie Girl

Description: There is nothing overly striking about Anne Bonny. She stands at a barely taller than average 5'6", average build, and has light brown eyes and dyed blond hair. True to her nickname, Anne is often clad in rosey hues, although she does her best to stick with whatever is in style that minute. A diamond and silver skull and crossbones ring rests on her right hand, a glittery pink scepter in her left, and a sparkling tiara on her head.

Power: Anne can communicate with and get birds to do her bidding. Also, she can turn things pink with a touch of her scepter. Think King Midas only... pinker.

Weakness: Shoes, handbags, baby animals

Fears: Stains, elevators, creepy/crawly critters

Personality: On the surface, Anne is a bubbly, sunny, joyous girl with an easy smile and an affinity for gossip and fashion. She is the type that will invite you out for a shopping trip or to a party, will spend an hour chatting with you on the phone about next to nothing, or will meet your for a cocktail after work. She is easy to get along with, and can be downright adorable at times.

However, this endearing, happy-go-lucky attitude is in fact a clever ruse! Behind closed doors, Anne plots with her team of moderators and army of bird soldiers for the ultimate goal: complete world domination. She lures people into her trap of servitude on RPA with her syrupy sweet disposition in an attempt to convert all to the power of pink.

While she does in truth enjoy cocktails, shopping, and chit chat, Anne also has a heated temper when crossed and an iron resolve. She will stop at nothing to achieve her goals!

[The Gypsy Queen]

Did I get declared co gm of this one too? Naz I think maybe you're trying to kill me. XD

Name: The Gypsy Queen (will answer to Gypsy, Gyps, Queenie if I'm feeling gracious, and always Your Illustrious Majesty)

Sex: Guess. Go on, I dare you.

Description: The Queen stands at an unimpressive 5'3'' with long wavy black hair and striking blue eyes. Her build is average, but she likes to accent her curves with corsets. Her face is round with high cheekbones, and she is almost constantly smirking. She tends to wear corsets with tee-shirts, tank tops, or various blouses, and she favors jeans over skirts. She usually wears a great deal of jewelry and bells.

Power: n/a

Weakness: n/a

Fears: The truth, being alone, losing control

Personality: Here today and gone tomorrow, The Gypsy Queen sees life as a game of chance. A game she is more than willing to cheat at. Criminally amoral, she'll do what she can to make a quick buck... or even just amuse herself. She is intelligent enough to be bored, tough enough to be a challenge, and wily enough to be intriguing, but the air of mystery she keeps up draws people in and pushes them away. She seems to love walking a fine line between attracting friends and lovers and keeping them at arm's length. And most likely, all that is just what she wants you to think.

[Ryudo]

Count me in, I will post Ryu as soon as possible!

[MikeZZZ]

I don't get online much, but this looks like FUN!!! Let me know if this is okay.

Name: Edwin Zelli

Sex: Male.

Description: He is 5' 11" tall. Looks to be about 14 years old, but is really 22. Wears a black pilots jumpsuit from his years in the military (18-21). Brown buzzcut hair. Carries a sword disgused as a cane with him.

Power: n/a

Weakness: n/a

Fears: Open area heights.

Personality: A planner, he takes his time to map out what he will do, then executes the plan to perfection. Always has a backup plan for everything. Enjoys Strategy games, and is an avid online gamer. Utterly destroys anyone who double crosses him, just ask Mr. Mike.....oh you can't..

[Stream]

Wait, from what I gathered here, you're an ex-pilot who's afraid of open area heights?

Do you know what the sky is?

[MikeZZZ]

lol, yeah, but open area heights.....ex: rooftop looking over the edge, ummm, really tall ladder......things like that. Small enclosed areas, ex: airplane cockpit don't bother me.

[Michelangelo]

To join, or not to join- that is the question.

[Anne Bonny]

There really isn't a question. Join, of course!

I'm very much looking forward to getting to know some new people in this one. What fun!

[Michelangelo]

And with that convincing argument I get to work on a profile! haha

edit: and this made me laugh HARD ahahahaha


Personality: (even if you lack a personality in real life, please have one here)

[Lethe]

Name: Lethe

Sex: XX chromosomes

Description:

http://c.universalscraps.com/files/en/powerpuff.girls/powerpuff_girls_035.gif
Power: N/A
Weakness: N/A

Fears: Double posting, typos, abusive mods, coffee without sugar, GMs that disappear, loud noises, and parallel parking.

Personality: While usually polite and pleasant, Lethe is known to get grumpy when sufficiently sleep deprived. She enjoys writing, role-playing, and occasionally changing her avatar. Lethe has been happy ever since she has been able to receive more than one message in her PM box. Sadly, Lethe lacks a green thumb and has difficulties keeping indoor plants alive. Her current plant, a Christmas cactus named Shirley, has managed to survive a record fifteen months without dying (although, for some reason it has actually gotten smaller in size while under Lethe’s care).

[L]

(Hope this is ok)

Name: Brett

Sex: Male

Description: Is 5'8", skinny with yellow eyes, pale skin, just take a look at the avatar :P

Fears: Bunnies (they're EVIL!!!!), Not taking over the world, Really BIG sharks and anything that starts with the letter Z.

Personality: Sadistic sociopath that lives for destroying things, taking candy from children and just all round bad guy. Wants to take over the world for himself, and will stop anyone trying to do it first.

[Yoruyonaka]

Name: Yoruyonaka, Yoru!!
Sex: Very female

Description: http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q290/orihime00/Hatake_Hiota_by_pruzjinka.jpg
When I first started here! This was me.

Hides her true form which is a feather winged dragon((avi and sig))

Power: N/A
Weakness: N/A

Fears: Spiders.....they are horrible. Like Naz heights are also terrifying. Also afraid of the dark. Her greatest fear is losing her special someone.

Personality: Yoru is kind and sweet to all her friends. Cross her, and you'll surely regret it. Her friends mean everything to her and she will do anything to protect them. Although her strength is weak, her words are her power. Yoru can laugh at a lot of things, mostly any joke. People like this, because someone laughed at their joke. When she is with friends, nothing brings her down.

However, Yoru isn't happy and joyful all the time. She is saddened when alone. No one is there to make her smile. Therefore she always plans to hang. Yoru also loves chocolate, candy, soda, basically anything with sugar. Of course you never want to give them to her. Unless you want her hyper active mode to start. Especially beware of her temper.

[mrgameandpie]

Name: Mr. Game and Pie
Sex: male, though I shouldn't have to say this (points at the Mr. in the name)
Description: A purple Game and Watch with a cowboy hat and a belt.
Power: Controlling hamste-oh, wait, nevermind
Weakness: pi-oh, can't do that either
Fears: Heights, drowning, people not being appropriate when he is around.
Personality: G&P is a little bit crazy, but only on an intentional level. He loves to come up with new terms and sayings. He is a strict follower of rules. He goes by his saying "Be appropriate" meaning he does not make innuendo or sexual comments on any level. He tries to be nice to nearly everyone he meets (unless they are not being appropriate).

[Michelangelo]

Name: Michelangelo Antonioni

Age: Nineteen
Sex: Male

Description: A young man of 5'10, but is considerably taller when wearing a pair of his sex boots. Thin for his height, but one could never tell with all the fur coats and scarves he wraps around himself. While Michelangelo is attractive, he is probably more of an acquired taste than he would like to admit. Blue eyes. Short brown hair that falls over his eyes. Will occasionally don a diamond encrusted turbin.

Power: N/A
Weakness: N/A

Fears: Aging is Michelangelo's biggest fear. He plans to have himself shot in the face before he hits twenty-four. Wrinkles are also another fear of Michelangelo's. Luckily, Michelangelo had the wit to avoid such a fate by injecting large amounts of botox into his face at the age of nine. Michelangelo also keeps a supply of vodka and other spirits in his furs, where he to sober up he would remember the reason why he began drinking in the first place. A sober Michelangelo Antonioni will result in the apocalypse. Hence he drinks for the good of the planet, not for any other particular reason.

Personality: The epitome of vain, this specimen can often be found staring into mirrors and puddles. Carries a comb in one hand for his radiant brown locks and a cigarette in the other. Generally quite a friendly chap (mainly the result of mass alcohol consumption) and gets on well with fellow members. He will occasionally offer important advice in times of dire need, but will often lose his train of thought if a reflective surface is within proximity. Boastful about the attention he receives from his peers and often considers whether he should wear a mask to lessen the burden of being so outrageously beautiful. Forgetful of names and the subject of conversations, therefore not very reliable. Is an avid fan of parties and other social gatherings. Alcohol is his go to solution in sticky situations.

[John]

I just have to say, all the sheets are awesome so far and accepted. Now if you will excuse me, I have to pick myself up off the floor. Fell out fo my chair cause I was laughing so hard.

[mrgameandpie]

I still insist I should throw hamsters at people...

[Michelangelo]

Oh! There's like ten players. How'd that happen? Hahaha Will have to keep an eye on this won.

edit: Why am I laughing? O.o

[L]

I still insist I should throw hamsters at people...

As long as they're not bunnies, I won't have to kill you ;twitch;

[John]

There will be no rodent throwing in this RP...well at least not yet XD

And I am loving the response this is getting. Now...where are those staff members?

[mrgameandpie]

aw... will there at least be awesome weapons?

[John]

You will see. I have several things in mind XD Who knows, there may even be a gun that fires hamsters in this.

And Brett...here. Catch *tosses a bunny at Brett*

[Cookies Ahoy]

Boom! Roasted.

Name: Cookies Ahoy
Sex: Dood
Description: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/GilGrissomCSI/dogbert.gif
About 1' 6", weighs in at about 20 pounds
Power: N/A
Weakness: N/A
Fears: Sharks, Clowns, falling down stairs
Personality: Weighing in with an awesome 9% winning ratio in Solitaire, Cookies Ahoy thinks he's the coolest thing since sliced bread, but others would disagree. He often makes jokes that only warrant a small laugh, if that. He looks out for others, but usually likes to fly under the radar. Sarcasm is Cookies Ahoy's weapon of choice.

[Stream]

33% winning ratio, suck it.

[John]

@ Stream - But it doesnt count when you cheat. XD

@ Cookies - Love it.

[Yoruyonaka]

*throws cupcakes in the air*

[Stream]

I don't cheat, I've already tried.

[Cookies Ahoy]

33% winning ratio, suck it.

I call shens.

[John]

I call shens.

Get the brooms!!

[Auki]

Name: Auki

Sex: Female… Definitely female.

Description:


http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u207/Angel-Of-Mist/Tiffany_Reference_PNG.png
+ 5' 4"
+ The image is actually of my persona so she does well in representing me x)

Power: Only recently recruited for the staff’s plot of world domination, her powers have yet to completely manifest. She’s working on it though.

Weakness: Compliments and puppies <3 . Has no body strength to speak of.

Fears: Public embarrassment, wasps and anything with an adhesive surface.

Personality: Auki is one of those individuals that over-thinks everything and will spend the time analysing a situation and picking it apart before reacting to it. This can cause problems when quick reactions are involved as the fast-thinking side of her can be rather…’blonde’. In normal situations, however, she maintains a calm and just outlook on events.
Dealing with others, Auki is kind and will bend over backwards to help others if she is needed. She becomes more quirky and out-spoken, the more you get to know her. She’s damn adorable as well.

[Anne Bonny]

Whoohoo! Another member of my world domination team. Three cheers for Auki!

Need more staff....................... Stream.

[Michelangelo]

Oh are we supposed to be fighting Anne and her wicked team? I really ought to go read the plot again hahaha

Again, why do I find these things amusing?? O.o

[John]

Just so everyone knows, i have added a player list to the OP with links to each character.

I will contiue to update the list as more people join.

[Anne Bonny]

Oh are we supposed to be fighting Anne and her wicked team? I really ought to go read the plot again hahaha

Dude! Really?

-came-

[Yoruyonaka]

Fighting you? I could never do that

[Michelangelo]

I'm sorry if I misled you, but I'm really not that bright. I did actually read the plot, but it took me reading it about four times to actually remember what the whole shabang was about. Yes, I am special hahaha

[Anne Bonny]

Hey! I'm an airhead myself (not to say that you are or anything) so I understand. I'm just funnin' with ya. ;)

[Michelangelo]

(not to say that you are or anything)

Hahahaha No, it's perfectly fine. It took a while, but I have come to accept that I will never be able to engage in intelligent conversation or remember my own birthday. Such is life, Anne. Such is life... Have we friended yet?

[Yoruyonaka]

No one is paying attention to Yoru...

[Anne Bonny]

Have we friended yet?

WE HAVE NOW!!!


*sneaks up and tackles Yoru with hugs*

[Higurashi]

Name: Higurashi
Sex: Male
Description: http://thm-a01.yimg.com/nimage/4610c7ce1607d282
Fears: Being alone in the dark.
Personality: I generally care about the people around him, though it isn't evident to those who interact with me. I'm a bit self centered and concieted. I lack self confidence. I am annoyed by seemingly meaningless things to the point of rage.

[Yoruyonaka]

*sneaks up and tackles Yoru with hugs*

Yay *hugs Anne back* Your awesome

[Black]

Name: Shatterfist
Sex: Obviously Im a pink rubber elephant named pink elefantay.(Male)
Description: *Points to avatar*
Fears: Mysti taking away my cuddling rights >.>
Personality: Depends. At the moment I've had 32 hours of sleep in the last 14 days, it's hot and I am in a very BAD mood.

[Merry]

Name: Merry Gentry, Merry, or M to the G

Sex: If I have to tell you, I'm not doing it right

Description:
http://i729.photobucket.com/albums/ww298/merryg/fairycopy.jpg

Power: ability to make you smile with just a touch, if you hug her you're under her spell, forever...

Weakness: beach sand and suntan lotion will stop me in my tracks every time

Fears: Missing a 2 for 1 sale on sexy shoes, and snakes of any type

Personality: Merry is sweet and lovable to just about everyone she meets. (cept stream) She loves hugs and meeting new people and will dance at the drop of a hat to just about any type of music. She loves RPA and makes it a mission each day to make someone smile, no matter what.. you will smile, or else. People that don't... well, they tend to disappear, never to be seen again. :merry:

[L]

You will see. I have several things in mind XD Who knows, there may even be a gun that fires hamsters in this.

And Brett...here. Catch *tosses a bunny at Brett*

....

That's it, people are gonne die *runs away from the bunny*

(Good to see you're aboard Merry!)

[Fireleap]

Name: Fireleap
Sex: Female
Description: http://i39.tinypic.com/qyzfo0.jpgIf she must be a human being in this roleplay, she stands at about 5'5, she often dresses in blue, she has shoulder-length black hair and she has brown eyes.

Power: None =(
Weakness: None =)
Fears: She has a phobia of cockroaches (technically: entomophobia but that's for all insects and she just recently squashed a tiny fly so that doesn't apply to her). She also stays away from the edge of high-up things like balconies, for the fear of heights.

Personality: This is very hard to type, the character in question being me, so she's going to make this quick. Friendly, impatient, mostly quiet, except when she randomly blurts out stuff, due to her tendency to say the first thing that comes to mind =) She likes to say the word 'technically'.

[Merry]

this is going to be such fun! can't wait to start... ;hula;
nice to see you here too Brett!
and Fireleap! ;)

[Fireleap]

(wave) Hi!

[L]

I'd help you take over the world Merry, but, well, I want it for myself - so I'm going to have to destroy you all ;)

[Merry]

You can certainly try... key word here... Try! ;)
The world when we are done will be covered in pink and purpleness....it will be glorious!

[Fireleap]

P-pink... and p-purple.... NOOO! You MUST be stopped! *steps beside Brett* When we're done here, pink and purple shall be BANNED from our world!!

[L]

purple

PURPLE!

There shall BE no purple! A bane on the planet is such a color and the evil it has brought on us! Need I talk about a certain dinosaur that has dumbed down our children and tormented parents with such irritating songs of love and friendship.

YES, that dinosaur was purple.

And I shall stand against such tyranny and villainy! I swear on my life I shall bring back the days simple and pure pleasures. Taking candy from children, robbing banks at gun point, threatening the world with destruction and chaos.

No, Sir, Maam, there shall be NO purple this day, nor any as long as I live!

(..... that was fun, got a little carried away though :))

[Fireleap]

I hate you, you hate me
Let's go start a World War III
With a shotgun, BANG, Barney's on the floor
No more purple dinosaur
~
*ahem* I did not write that.

Brett, if the 'sir' reference right there was referring to me, I ish a girl.

[L]

No no, I wasn't really talking to anyone specific, just having a soapbox rant and got carried away

Love the poem, but now I have the song stuck in my head - only makes me want to stop them even more now ;)

[Fireleap]

Well, keep it up! It is these arguments that are truly responsible for the victory in the end! *evil laugh*

[Merry]

http://pbskids.kids.us/images/sub-square-barney.gif

[L]

First Naz throws bunnies at me

Now you're taunting me with Barney

Do you WANT me to destroy the world? :P

[Merry]

mebe

[Cookies Ahoy]

Oh noes http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq224/miotchde/dodgyrun.gif

[Yoruyonaka]

Oh snaps! Barney is back to taunt my mind *hides*

[Michelangelo]

Oh gosh! And loving the signature, Merry. Very lol.

[John]

Okay all, new rule. No one is allowed to hug Merry.

@Fireleap - No, you don't have to be human in this.

@ShatterFist - What exactly is your avi a picture of?

@Brett - I apologize, I never should have thrown one bunny at you. I should have chased you with two. *holds two bunnies and runs at Brett*

[mrgameandpie]

hey now, don't try to ban purple, I'm purple after all!

[Merry]

:annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed:


Okay all, new rule. No one is allowed to hug Merry.


You can't hold back the love naz...

[John]

No, but I can try. XD

[Merry]

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles5/100861/projects/210244/1008611239664859.gif

[Fireleap]

Yay for the dragon thing!

And boo to the barney photo. Please stop taunting me now.. *hides from Barney* The bad memories are starting to flood me!

[John]

@Merry - Sorry, my latin is a little rusty.

[Merry]

-luv- love conquers all -luv-
-luv- love conquers all -luv-
-luv- love conquers all -luv-
-luv- love conquers all -luv-

[Mysteria]

hides from Barney..

I

still

have

nightmares....

[Michelangelo]

Okay all, new rule. No one is allowed to hug Merry.*

Too late. I now have herpes. What a day!

[Merry]

och!

[John]

Too late. I now have herpes. What a day!

Honestly, i'm not touching that one in any way, shape or form. :annoyed:

Now, we have enough members, but I am always happy to have more. Now If the rest of Anne's troops would get it together....

Anyway, projected start for this is probably going to be this weekend at some point.

[Yoruyonaka]

Yay! And I will hug Merry forever!

[Anne Bonny]

Now, we have enough members, but I am always happy to have more. Now If the rest of Anne's troops would get it together....

I knooooooow. Maybe I'll have to recruit some members to spy for me or something.

;king8;

Even though outnumbered, the mod army's power is supreme! We will crush any resistance that comes in our way!

[John]

That might work. Or you could just kick all the staff's virtual asses. XD

[Merry]

Yay! And I will hug Merry forever!

I say we recruit Yoru! :hugg:

[mrgameandpie]

I don't know, I think I support the spread of purple, and with more pink cute roleplays there will surely be a spread of Kirby.

[Higurashi]

Holy crap! Kirby?! This must stop!

[John]

Agreed. Personally, I prefer Qbert. XD

[The Gypsy Queen]

I am ambivilant and amoral. :D

[John]

*runs to dictionary dot com to find out what Gypsy is talking about*

[The Gypsy Queen]

XD I don't care but I might with the right incentives.

[John]

So what, are we bidding on your allegiance then?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Who knows? XD I'm that character that you hope so much is really on the good guys side but somewhere in the back of your mind you know that they might not be.

I r mysterious! XD

[John]

But you realize the staff is going to lose, I can't picture you on the losing side.

[The Gypsy Queen]

XD We'll see won't we?

Also I'm just being silly cause I'm bored out of my silly skull.

[John]

Silly is good. I like it when you are silly *glomps Gypsy* But you better be good in this RP, remember, I know what your weakness is. XD

[The Gypsy Queen]

>.> Silence.

[John]

You kill me? XD Sorry, I should have said I know the fear you didn't list on the sheet.

[Anne Bonny]

But you realize the staff is going to lose, I can't picture you on the losing side.

WHAT

[John]

Oh come now Anne, you didn't really think I would let you take over the world. That's my job XD

[Anne Bonny]

Don't crush my fragile hopes, you jerk.

;)

[John]

Wait a sec....you have hopes? I thought Stream would have taken all those away by now. XD

[Merry]

Stream has no power here... and you will not take over the world.. that's our job!

[John]

Note to self, turn Merry against the staff.

[Merry]

:lol: never happen - this staff is beyond amazing, I would never eva eva turn on them..
more than likely we'll have plenty of your "friends" joining us, is my thought ;)

[John]

I can be quite persuasive Merry. *girns*

[Merry]

dun make me choose between the girls and you nazzy... I'm purple thru n thru

[John]

I won't make you do anythng. You will choose me of your own free will. Mainly because I am so damned adorable. XD *glomps Merry*

[Merry]

you are pretty sweet! but... Anne, Mysti... Auki... they rock the house!

[The Gypsy Queen]

Oi. When we starting this shindig?

[John]

As soon as the remaing staff get there collective asses in gear and post their sheets. I mean as it is, they don't stand a chance. Especially after you and I bring Merry to our side.

[Merry]

~lmao~ why am I seen as the weak link!?

[John]

~lmao~ why am I seen as the weak link!?

You're not. You're just prolly the best choice to succmb to mine and Gypsy's charms. XD

[Anne Bonny]

BE STRONG MERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll show these kids that the true power of RPA lies in fairy dust!

[Fireleap]

Fairy dust? *makes face* You're kidding me. You're hoping to win a WAR with dust?! You guys are totally going down and that is that.

[Merry]

fireleap... silly silly girl... have you not yet figured out how awesome I am?

[John]

BE STRONG MERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We'll show these kids that the true power of RPA lies in fairy dust!

Who you calling a kid young lady? XD *breaks out the dustbuster* Now what was that you were saying about dust?

[Fireleap]

You're awesome, alright, but what's awesomer are the people who are awesome without the help of the purpleness :P Like naz, right there. *pokes*

[Mysteria]

Merry will never succumb, she has her sistahs and brothers to keep her strong.

Purple and green power shall prevail.

[Fireleap]

Purple and green power shall prevail.
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You're forgetting poor blue. But it's best if you didn't say anything about that, because it's my favourite colour =)

A rainbow, that is completely green, pink and purple-less, shall dominate your little petty world!

[John]

We try not to talk about blue here. Blue is an evil colour. And Anne, you and your admins don't stand a chance. You may have your fairy dust, but I have Gypsy and this... *random naz attack,collectively glomps Anne, Merry and Mysteria*

[Fireleap]

It's confirmed? We get Gypsy Queen? *woot*

[Merry]

*raises an eyebrow, impervious to glompage*

[John]

Yes we get Gypsy. *stares at Merrry* Must find somehitng your not impervious to. I know...my charms.

[The Gypsy Queen]

Eh? Since when was I gotten?

[John]

Eh? Since when was I gotten?

Do you really want me to answer that? XD

[Merry]

hey..hey! be nice... *hugs gypsy* dun be pickin on my wifey!

[John]

I would never pick on Gypsy. *glomps Merry pinning her to the floor*

[The Gypsy Queen]

*pushes Naz off and cuddles merry* Glee I have a wife.

[Yoruyonaka]

Someone say recruit Yoru? For what?

[Merry]

to be with the purple/green peoples... of course! *huggles Gypsy* although, we never "officially" tied the knot.. but I did ask, and you said yes! ;)

[John]

*glares at Gypsy, pulling her off Merry* MINE!!!

[Merry]

~lmao~ oh lovely...

[Yoruyonaka]

*glomps Merry*

[Merry]

*is glomped, again* :giggle:

[John]

~lmao~ oh lovely...

Oh it will be. Oh yes, it will be XD

[The Gypsy Queen]

*whacks Naz with a frying pan* I don't get competitive. Cause you don't wanna see me competitive. :D *snuggles with merry*

[John]

*throws a flock of geese at Gypsy, snuggles with Merry in the ensuing commotion*

[The Gypsy Queen]

*sets the geese on fire* Really? Really?!

[John]

*kidnaps Merry, taking her deep within the heart of Mordor for eternal snuggling and the occasional random naz attack, summoning a gaggle fo gargantuan gangrenous geese to guard my escape*

[Yoruyonaka]

Nya....Naz stole Merry....

[Merry]

:giggle: oh... can no one save me... *swoons*

[The Gypsy Queen]

Not if I have anything to say about it. *raises an army of mercenaries and idiots to throw themselves against Mordor's army, using that as a distraction to rescue Merry and take her to live a free life among the gypsy people*

[Yoruyonaka]

*is in armor with a giant sword* I save you Merry! *Is riding a giant eagle and swooshes through the Gypsy caravan to save Merry*

[John]

Merry, do you really want to be saved? *grins*

[Merry]

I'm not saying a word... there's a great battle going on... where is the popcorn!

[John]

*flies in on my Fell Beast, saving Merry from Gypsy's gypsies, afterwhich, I unleash an army of orcs and cave trolls to take them all out*

[Yoruyonaka]

*Elves assemble under me and destroy Naz's orcs and cave trolls without getting a scratch. On giant eagle, swooshes in and snags Merry*

[John]

*turns the giant eagle into a KFC combo meal before sicking Shelob on Yoru, taking Merry back to my lair for eternal snuggling*

[Yoruyonaka]

*Knocks it off and steals Merry once more and flies on a ship to a galaxy far far away...*

[Merry]

wow.. this is getting good... *crunches on popcorn*
I wonder what's going to happen... ~lmao~

[John]

@ Yoru - No fair, you changed lores *hijacks the TARDIS, travelling to that galaxy far far away, uses my army of Daleks to block Yoru as I take Merry through time and space to a beach in Mexico during a sunset.* Can I have some popcorn Merry? Missed dinner. *glomps*

[Yoruyonaka]

*stills Merry by beaming her up the Star ship Enterprise* Warp Speed 8, Mr. Chekov

[Merry]

ssshhh! *hands popcorn* you can have some, just be quiet so we can watch what happens next. *crunch, crunch*

[John]

Um...Yoru? We are supposed to be on the same side here. Merry is evil staff. we need to get her on our side. Might I propose an alliance? *stands by wiht the Enterpise locked in a tractor beam wiht the Death Star aimed at it in case Yoru says no*

[Merry]

aw... Naz.. Yoru might on the side of good and decent, in other words.. purple!

[Yoruyonaka]

Hey Naz! Look it's Romulan ships coming at warp 10 *gets in an escape pod with Merry. The enterprise name peels off to show Galaxia-07* Sike! I would never bring the real Enterprise! *warps out of there*

*Romulan ships start zapping at the Death Star*

[mrgameandpie]

purple, hamsters, Kirby, and hubuluhuh! That's what I fight for!

[John]

@Merry - I have been told I look good in purple XD

@ Yoru - You had your chance. *beams onto the enterprise and grabs Merrry, slipping aboard the TARDIS, creating 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 clones of Merry, scattering them thorugh time and space, hiding the real one in a location known only to me*

[Yoruyonaka]

Spock, use your freaken Vulcan telepathy to read Naz's mind and find Merry....at all costs....*Spock thus reports where she is......*

She's where!? Of course.....only Naz would hide Merry in such a place. Directly into his mind. Mr. Scotty! I need you to beam me directly into Naz's mind. Who know's what he is thinking in there. Ms. Uhura, please hand me a fazer. We'll be lucky if I make it out alive. Now, Scotty! *is beamed into Naz's mind and finds Merry then huggles her*

[Merry]

oh! I love a good plot twist... clones.. wow!

[Mysteria]

borrows Annes pink septer and teleports Merry back to the purple kingdom

[John]

*disappears to a pocket plane meshed somewhere between reality and the twilight zone. hiding behind an impenetrable wall of confetti and blueberry jelly after beng swallowed by a giant space amoeba from the fifth dimension,* Mua ha ha now you are both trapped in my mind forever. Now let us make macaroni pictures.

[Yoruyonaka]

*Get's a tv in Naz's mind and starts playing Grey's Anatomy and Twilight/New Moon* Prepare for hell

[Higurashi]

*Takes a flamethrower to the confetti wall*

[Merry]

wait! i wanna watch Grey's! I love that show....

[Yoruyonaka]

Please enter Naz's mind and we can watch it together :D

[John]

@ Higurashi - I said it was indestructable XD

@ Mysteria - Stream's in the thread. You know what to do wiht that secptre.

@ Yoru - Meh. I have an 8 year old daughter. If Wizards of Waverly Place and ICarly can't kill me, nothing can.

[Higurashi]

*throws away flamethrower and walks inside*

[mrgameandpie]

indestructible huh? Then it looks like we'll need the Ultimate Chimera... Hamster!

[John]

@ Higurashi - What's the passsword.

@ mrgame - Won't help. Trust me.

[Yoruyonaka]

*plays the Kardashians marathon in Naz's head*

[Merry]

:aaa: not iCarly... nooooooo!

[John]

*plays the Kardashians marathon in Naz's head*

Yea, have no idea what that is. Don't watch TV.

[Yoruyonaka]

http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/kardashians/index.jsp

[Higurashi]

Like I care. *Kicks down the door*

[Merry]

I think Stream fell asleep btw...
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[Mysteria]

naz, I'd have thought that you would have known better to give me ideas by now...

[Yoruyonaka]

I think Stream fell asleep btw...
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He probably did :)

[John]

@ Higur - Who said there was a door. There is an impenatrble, indestructable force field that can only be lowered by the correct password

@ Yoru - Judging by the pic on that site, that is something I don't think would really bother me to watch XD

[Yoruyonaka]

I thought so XP especially with you Naz

[Higurashi]

*Makes a door of impossiblity and kicks it down*

[John]

@ Yoru - What dd you reall expect?

@ Mysti - Oh i can give you lots of ideas for nasty horrible yet very comical things to do to Stream

@ Higur - I'm sorry, you gussed worng. But we don't want you to goawaay mad. Johnny, tell him aobout our consolation prize.

"Thanks naz, yes Higur, you and a freind will be flown one way to Anne's pink place. There to spend eternity wrapped in a sea of pink kirby like cuteness. Yours just for playing."

[Higurashi]

*Blows away Johnny with the flamethrower*

[John]

Johnny's made of asbestos. Besides, why kill the announcer. Enjoy the pink.

[mrgameandpie]

pink Kirby cuteness? Aw man! I totally want that prize!

[Mysteria]

Moi> Do mean and nasty things to anyone, Stream included??

surely you have me confused with someone else naz.....

[John]

Oh come now Mysti, even you have to admit that tormentng and torturing Stream would be fun

[Mysteria]

I didnt say it wouldnt be fun.

I just merely said you must have me confused with someone else if you think I'd enjoy methodically and slowly torturing and tormenting anyone


especially Stream....

[John]

Oh come now, you know you want to XD

[Anne Bonny]

Enjoy the pink.

Yes!

[Yoruyonaka]

*glomps Anne*

[Fireleap]

Just out of curiousity, really, would glomping here, on this forum, be a good or bad thing? It's a good thing on most sites I've been on... but now, I'm just getting confused.

[Merry]

*glomps Fireleap*

[Mysteria]

glomps fireleap and merry.

[Fireleap]

That does not answer my question, but *glomps back*..?

[Yoruyonaka]

*Glomps Merry, Mysteria, and Fireleap*

[Mysteria]

glomps yoru

yes, it is a good thing

[Merry]

you have free range to Glomp away Fireleap
*glomps everyone, everywhere*

[Higurashi]

*puts up anti-glomp forcefeild*

[Fireleap]

Okay. *glomps every one, who happens to know what it means*

[Merry]

-grin- *destroy's hig's force field, dragging fireleap along, glomping hig into a pig pile on the floor*

[Higurashi]

Can't... breath... X_X

[Fireleap]

Oi, Fireleap is NOT a toy to be dragged across the floor, as much as she may refer to herself from third person! *doh*

[Merry]

*pouts* aw.. ok... *lets go of fireleap, and gets off of Hig*

[Higurashi]

*GASP* O_O I think I almost died.

[Fireleap]

My jeans got dirty! :( *waves fist at Merry and glomps her*

[Merry]

:giggle: heh! I knew you'd like to be glomped... and sorry Hig - but I wouldn't let you die!

[Higurashi]

*flinch* Doesn't explain my crushed ribcage.... *keels over, coughing up blood*

[Fireleap]

Higgy! *stands just next to Hig and watches him suffer* Erm, what do we do? *blinks*

[Merry]

2 skinny chick's crushed your ribs? *sprinkles some fairy dust, healing hig*
there.. all better... my purple dust cures Everything..

[Higurashi]

*has an allergic reaction* *Sneezes* ~_~ You glomped me at the wrong angle.

[Fireleap]

*immediately leaps backwards* Ahhh! Fairy Dust! Purple! Get away Hig, while you still can!

[Merry]

allergic to fairy dust? impossible...

[Higurashi]

*eyes bleed* The pain....

[MikeZZZ]

when does this start again :p

[Fireleap]

It's possible. If you can be allergic to fairies or to dust, you can also be allergic to fairy dust ^^

[Fireleap]

I think later today, perhaps? The staff still don't stand much of a chance. Especially with the whole fairy dust thing...

[MikeZZZ]

ok thx lol, no they don't got some suprises planned for the evil no gooders :p ;)

[Anne Bonny]

I think later today, perhaps? The staff still don't stand much of a chance. Especially with the whole fairy dust thing...

We will surprise you, I think.

*evil laugh*

-madduk-

[Merry]

-luv- I luff you Anne

[Yoruyonaka]

Purples my favorite color XD

[Merry]

Yoru is soooo on our side!

[Anne Bonny]

Really Yoru? Someone told me recently that purple is a sign of intellegence. :D

My fave color is... Oh wait, I think the entire world knows that by now.

[Fireleap]

Anne, have you ever faced the power of rebels who all wish to stop your evil plans *coughandtakeovertheworld*? It will be the only thing that will surprise any one =)

Ah! No! We must not lose Yoru!!! *glomps*

[Merry]

Yoru is impervious to your glompage... -grin-

[Higurashi]

Well I suppose she's not impervious to the super space launch glomp.

[Fireleap]

*super space launch glomp.. I guess?*

[mrgameandpie]

Hey! Purple is my favorite color too! Also, my favorite videogame character is Kirby, and he's pink. On another note, hamsters are awesome! So, I guess I'll be joining the villains.

[Yoruyonaka]

*happily dodges Fireleap and glomps Merry and Anne*

[John]

Just to let everyone know, the IC will be up either later tonite or early tomorrow.

[Anne Bonny]

*happily dodges Fireleap and glomps Merry and Anne*

Wheeeeee! *is glomped* *wub*

[John]

Ladies and gentlemen, and given the group here, I use the terms loosely. The IC (http://74.220.215.108/~rolepla3/forum/showthread.php?p=195173#post195173) is up

[Merry]

*dances around in pink glee*
Hurray!
Hurray!

so.. mrgameandpie & yoru - are you on the side of the Staff then?

[John]

Very nice posts everyone.

[The Gypsy Queen]

Also - under no circumstances is Gypsy to be considered a good role model. XD

[John]

Also - under no circumstances is Gypsy to be considered a good role model. XD

Damn. And here I was trying to model my life after you. XD

[Merry]

I happen to think that Gypsy is a lovely model, specially when she wears the black lacey... oh! you meant Role Model.. um, nvmnd... -grin-

[Anne Bonny]

I finally got a post up! Yaaaaay!

[mrgameandpie]

yeah, I'll be joining the staff... not immediately, but soon enough

[Higurashi]

I'm not sure if I'm going to post at all.

[Mysteria]

As stated before I will be posting randomly when I have time only, I was already involved in several rp's before this one began and my home schedule is filling up now that winter is finally over too, but I'll be around in some form or another. XD

[John]

@ mrgame - Well, there's no accounting for taste I guess. XD

@ Higurashi - If you could decide and let us know, that would be appreciated.

@ Mysti - You're fine. No worries.

[Higurashi]

Probably... no definetly not. I don't have a problem with it but it doesn't suit my tastes

[John]

@ Higurashi - Thanks for the heads up.

@ Anne - Lovely post.

[The Gypsy Queen]

Great posts everyone! XD

[Crypes]

Look over there! It's a stoner!

Name: Crypes
Sex: A lot. Meh, I wish. Male.
Description: 5'9" person with long brown hair and brown eyes. Wears a plain black beanie and shades most of the time. Clothes range from a tie dye shirt and ripped jeans to a trenchcoat and spiked boots. Having lived near a beach for eight years, he's a bit tougher looking than your average stoner/nerd. And because there'll hardly be a post without one, there's almost always a cigarette in his mouth. So yeah....
Fears: Sobriety and falling. Not heights, falling. I'd dance on the edge of a 30ft drop, but fall off? Never.
Personality: Quick to make a joke that ranges from crappy to decent, and even quicker to phase out of a conversation when it gets boring. Takes the, "If you don't bug me, I don't kill you" approach to life. Live and let live! Until you piss me off. Then you learn that usage of your windpipe is a privilege, not a right.

Is me good?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Holy crap it's Crypes! *glomps enthusiastically* XD Accepted cause I'm co gm and I say so!

[Mysteria]

I know, isn't it like, about time we saw him around RPA again? XD

[The Gypsy Queen]

Yes, yes it is. XD

[Merry]

I'm just happy we have more peeps joining in! ;)

[Anne Bonny]

Heeeeey! That guy looks familiar. :)

Welcome back, Crypes.