On A Dark Desert Highway OOC (Divinities and Caravan)

[The Gypsy Queen]

This thread is only for discussion between the Divinities and the Caravan. Please refrain from spamming and keep all discussions civil.

Clan Leaders: Please provide basic information so that the IC discussions can run smoothly.

Clan Members: Please feel free to enter into discussions, but remember to keep civil. After all, we're all here to have fun.

So let's get to it then.

Okay! Right now the Caravan is in Arizona on I-40 heading for Las Vegas. We've had two flat tires in the space of ten minutes (we'll be staying away from the slot machines XD). The nearest gas station is a few miles back and we could get to it if we had to but wouldn't a mutually beneficial arrangement be better?

A list of our characters can be found here (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=4301). If anyone has questions, feel free to post!

[Cleopatra]

Here's a list of our group at the moment: http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=4560

The Divinities are fooling around with a transportation spell and at least one of them, Elaniya, is sent to the desert of Arizona not too far from where the caravans are. Others may follow.

[The Gypsy Queen]

Oh dear if Dee sees you just appear out of nowhere she's going to have a heart attack. XD

[Cleopatra]

XD How about this, you just see me walking? How's that work?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Works good for me. :D

[Cleopatra]

lol Joy and happiness.

[GraftRaven]

i'd be willing to scare the pants off of someone with Censor when he shows up...

[The Gypsy Queen]

Like maybe Krath? :D

[Lerouge]

I love this OOC title btw

[Cleopatra]

So is this at night or during the day?

[The Gypsy Queen]

During the day, the name was just way too apt and I love the eagles. XD

[GraftRaven]

Hotel California is fantastic.

[Cleopatra]

I'm more of a Beach Boys fan myself.

[Mary Sue]

Me thinks sidetracked the conversation has gotten. XD (But I am with Cleo.)

If anyone is injured, it would give Celeste a chance to use her healing....but that could seriously freak people out. So maybe we won't go there... XD XD

[Merry]

:) Posted! This is going to be such fun!

[That_Guy]

Alright, I just have a question before we make contact: what exactly does the caravan look like?

[The Gypsy Queen]

A pair of old run down RVs (I haven't found pics I like for them yet), one in front of the other, both with flat tires and the one in rear has an awning out with sandwiches and cooler of beer and soda. And all the characters are other there too.

[That_Guy]

Sounds like my family'sroadtrip last summer.

[Mary Sue]

Haha! Mary and Merry are both in this RP! The world is doomed! ;king13;

[Merry]

(evil) muwahhaahhaaa!... err.. sorry, that just slipped out! :giggle:


Haha! Mary and Merry are both in this RP! The world is doomed! ;king13;

[Higurashi]

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do <.< >.>;

[Cleopatra]

Oh, Hig, you have just made a VERY BAD first impression on Elaniya. XD

[Higurashi]

XD Well hopefully I'll be able to mend that. I meant no harm.

[Cleopatra]

Too late. She's gonna smack you. ~lmao~ Not really, but she'll want to.

Everyone knows you don't tell a god what to do. XD But it should make future interactions much more interesting lol

[Higurashi]

Well post away (if you want to). I anticipate the mayhem.

[Cleopatra]

lol I'll wait. It'll let the others have a chance to reply.

[Higurashi]

but that'll take foreveeeeeer!

[Cleopatra]

Well you and I can't just have it out NOW! XD Let some other people react.

[Higurashi]

yah :P

[The Gypsy Queen]

Oh Hig... lol. I hope Dee can smooth things over (little smooth-talking con artist that she is).

[Mary Sue]

Lol. So you have a fairy and a snake boy in your caravan? What exactly are the dealings of the caravan anyway? *suspicious glancing around*

[Higurashi]

I'll never tell XD

[Mary Sue]

Not even...for a magnificent evening....with......
http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj290/TheWoodenBlock/FURBY.jpg

[Higurashi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!! *head explodes with the pure awesomeness*

[That_Guy]

Check that, you just made two deities very mad. I'd also like to point out we aren't demigods, we're the real thing. Demigods are like half-god. Not as cool as we are.

[Higurashi]

well you aren't really gods anymore are you? Gods are to powerful to be physical beings.

[That_Guy]

No, gods are gods with or without power, think of it as a computer turned off. Wonderful and awesome when it's on, not so much when there isn't power, but it's still a computer.

And I believe the definition of demigod is half human and half god, which doesn't apply to any of us.

[Higurashi]

well my definition is demigod being a half god. or a semi god.

[That_Guy]

Which is half correct, or demicorrect? We still don't have a technical term for powerless gods/goddesses, I'll get back to you on that one.

[Higurashi]

A destitute god?

[Cleopatra]

XD Man, you are just no good at smooth-talking beings as ancient as the earth itself! We're going to need a big bandaid to get over this!

[Higurashi]

Or I could simply appologize and say that I never ordered you to do anything? (I didn't after all. It was a suggestion!)

[Cleopatra]

lol Seemed like an order to me. But it doesn't matter. It'll add to the fun later.

[Merry]

don't make me get outta my beach chair! :XD:

[That_Guy]

Don't make me start a war...

It's decided, Merry getting outta her beach chair is worse.

[Cleopatra]

No! Not Merry's beach chair! *hides under the table grumbling* Now that's just playing dirty...

[That_Guy]

It's almost as bad as... pressing the red button!

[Cleopatra]

Oh, I'd say it's even WORSE! The Red Button only makes things blow up.

[That_Guy]

No, you're talking about that red button. I'm talking about THAT red button.

[Cleopatra]

Oooooh... Yes, THAT Red Button is a little worse.

... Off topic we are getting XD

[Higurashi]

I think killing Vater would be bad for you. Unless you can withstand the magical force of a 100 ton atomic bomb equivelant.

[Cleopatra]

lol Well, killing a future ally would be bad manners, so no, we won't be killing him.

[Higurashi]

yah. XD well I quess he would be useful for seeing into the future for you.

[Cleopatra]

Possibly, possibly. But we should probably stop monopolizing the thread now. XD

[That_Guy]

Yeah, give us lesser peasants a chance, gosh. And what do you mean I can't kill him?!

[Cleopatra]

*pats Guy's* No, no killing.

Look, there's a bug! Go squish that!

[The Gypsy Queen]

oooh. I hope Dee gets to hear that, "wind children." XD

[Cleopatra]

XD Sorry. It was a phrase I once heard that was used to describe nomads. I'll be very careful not to use it around her lol.

[The Gypsy Queen]

Well it's not exactly apt but it will be fun to roleplay! XD

[Cleopatra]

XD It will indeed.

[That_Guy]

They filmed me killing the bug. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEaqbv3WuF0)

[Cleopatra]

Can you say Overkill? XD

[spirits breath]

My god... you two post a lot in this!

about in a matter of a day you filled up about 5 pages of stuff. Now I got to go to the IC which I may be surprised, hopefully not. But I can make something up.

[That_Guy]

Yet another one sees right through the disguises... Disguises are there for a reason! Common...

[Cleopatra]

lol It's not that big a deal, Guy. Don't worry about it.

[That_Guy]

Of course it's a big deal! Whadooya mean it's not a big deal?!

*ahem* got into character there... sorry.

[spirits breath]

she stated that she pushed it off. in her post for a small moment and then put them on.

"She looped her arm through his and for a moment pushed back the glamour of Celeste so that the creature could see them in their power. Granted, it would not have been as impressive as it would have been in their prime, but it would still be more power than the mortal had seen in a long time. "
then
"Then she pulled the glamour back over them and they seemed once more as regular humans. “But we will take your… suggestion, if it can be called that. I would like to meet with the leader here. It appears the wind still has children to care for.” "

in my way of reading, the disguises were taken off for a moment, and then put back on based on the two things I have copied from the IC from post #12 by Ruby.

Edit: And I am not sure now that I hit reply as I overlooked the part where you got into character.

[Cleopatra]

If you guys would prefer then I'll be more than happy to go back and edit my post. No problem.

[Higurashi]

Writers block again.....

[Cleopatra]

lol I edited my post. All good.

And don't worry, Hig. We all get that.

[Mary Sue]

Writer's block does not exist.

[That_Guy]

Yeah, it's a myth like Big Foot or North Dakota

[GraftRaven]

I saw about 2 miles of highway in North Dakota... then it started hailing so hard that the bus had to turn around...

[Mary Sue]

That was a sign, Splicer. You nearly fell off the end of the world.

[Cleopatra]

XD Normally it's Wyoming that they say doesn't exist... even though I've been to both places.

[Higurashi]

<.< >.> Its all a conspiracy. I went to texas one time and ended up back home.

[That_Guy]

Ahh the sweet conspiracies of the OOC

[spirits breath]

conspiracy weary?

the entire thing of global warming. consperacy!

did you know that it was warmer by the viking era than today. It is a large cycle we are in

[Mary Sue]

Or Viking ships were real gas guzzlers. Lol

[Higurashi]

Yep. They were the hummer of their day. Or was it yukon?

[That_Guy]

Global warming is half true, it's been much warmer in history, but greenhouse gases also warm the air.

...but what do I know? I'm 15 and naive.

[Higurashi]

I'm 14 and the secret ruler of teh world :3

[That_Guy]

Sorry if I was decieved by your DoB, which said you were 20...

You're a spy aren't you?

[Higurashi]

That, my friend was a miss.

[Mary Sue]

Lol. Or perhaps you're just a mature typer, Higura-kun so Guy assumed that....
Oh wait...Guy ASSUMED. THAT'S RIGHT. XD

[Higurashi]

You know what assuming does. Makes an *** out of you and me.

[That_Guy]

Edited out for fear of death.

[Mary Sue]

Or in this case, Banishment. XD

[That_Guy]

No. It wouldve been death.

[Mary Sue]

You think? What kind of death?

[That_Guy]

Very painful death.

[Mary Sue]

Ain't that specific. :)

[That_Guy]

It was up there with third degree murder and asking a woman's weight.

[Mary Sue]

*gasp!* How awful!

[Cleopatra]

*shudders* Asking a woman's weight death... I don't even want to THINK about it!

[Mary Sue]

Speaking of women and death, who should respond in the IC? Celeste or Elaniya?

[Cleopatra]

Ummm... Not sure... I think Elaniya should be the one to talk to Dee though.

[Mary Sue]

I agree. It was all I could do though to stop a brawl from ensuing when everyone just met! XD

[Cleopatra]

XD Yes, yes, we know.

[That_Guy]

Testosterone is a powerful thing.

[spirits breath]

You would on;y get like minimal resistance. Especially when we are ocmpletely unarmed. Probly the best I can do is bite you, eat you, or constrict you. Course that doesn't work when you all got god powers.

Hmm... I wonder what would happen if I ate one of you? Fun there.

speaking of a way to die, slowely going through a digestive stystem that sprays enzymes that burn through your skin, and reduce you to mush, and muscle contraptions that just squeeze you like a tube of toothpaste.

trust me, had my character not be a snake, I wouldn't be saying this. I mysel fcan think of far more painful ways to die. (every member of RPA could. we got imagination enough don't we?)

[That_Guy]

That was bordering sadistic...

[StormWolf]

Thor wishes to partake in this, if it isn't too late. I think this convention could use a belligerent a-hole with a superiority complex...

[Cleopatra]

There's always room for more!

[The Gypsy Queen]

Okay then! So Dee is a tad (a lot) suspicious. XD I see I missed some things. Cursed work.

[StormWolf]

hehe... should Lars (thor) make his dynamic entrance? I wonder....

[GraftRaven]

Would anyone mind Censor digging his way out of the sand? Or should he just stay out of this?

Anyway, post coming from Krath

And if you're wondering why my account is pretty dead its because I am at the beach on vacation xD

[That_Guy]

I think a more subtle entrance is better at this point. It wouldn't do well if we tried explaining how we showed up when one of our friends comes flying down from the heavens with lightning, trumpets, chorus, the whole nine yards.

[StormWolf]

hehe.... i has an idea, and it is funny

[That_Guy]

No, you can't suddenly appear fom behind one of the Caravan, that would fall in line with the previous entrance! YOU FOOL!

Just kiddin, show us what you got Thor!

[StormWolf]

i hope every one here likes 80's rock....

[That_Guy]

Oh god... Please don't tell me you walk in with a blaring boombox...

[Cleopatra]

NOOOOOO! NOT THE 80'S!!! ANYTHING BUT THE 80'S!!!

[StormWolf]

Oh god... Please don't tell me you walk in with a blaring boombox...
not quite. anyone who is a fan of Supernatural may have a clue as to what is coming...

[StormWolf]

I'm sorry if anyone doesn't like that post, but it is the most fun I have ever had writing a post. Not too often I get to play a character that has an entrance like that.

-translation- i posted and i loved it

[Mary Sue]

Gosh Storm! Way to blow everyone's cover! XD Or at least seriously peeve off the Gypsies!

[The Gypsy Queen]

Well I can think of at least one peeved gypsy. XD

[That_Guy]

I'd like to add to Lars' growing list of haters: Khaos.

[Cleopatra]

DAMNIT!! I WAS WRITING A POST TOO!!

It was a friggen GOOD post!

Man! Now I gotta start all over! XD

[Mary Sue]

Sorry Cleo! Everyone was taking forever. DX

[Cleopatra]

It's all lost! Ruined! My divine inspiration is no longer here! *weeps and wails*

XD No, not really. It's fine.

[Mary Sue]

Oh, well then....*showers Cleo with divine inspiration*

[Cleopatra]

Oooooh... Sparkly...

[Mary Sue]

Like the Cullens in sunshine. :D

[Cleopatra]

Gah! UGH! AHHHH!!!! *dies after being compared to sparkly vampires*

[The Gypsy Queen]

I demand no more mention of fairies masquerading as vampires. It is damaging to me, and likely to send me into epileptic fits or bouts of Hulk-like rage.

Also I am allergic.

Also also you have killed Cleo. You may now exile yourself in shame.

[Mary Sue]

Cleo can't die. She is made of too much win. *ego inflation*

[Cleopatra]

*sits up* Well, that is a good point.

[StormWolf]

well, as a norse god, thor is going his job: being a prick. so by pissing everyone off, he has achieved his goal. XD and for all they Gypsies could know is that the guy broke in to the RV. at least he didn't appear with lightning and trumpets.


I'd like to add to Lars' growing list of haters: Khaos

and guess how much Lars cares?

[Mary Sue]

I, personally, love Lars. XD
Celeste...not so much...but she tolerates him. :)

[Cleopatra]

Elaniya and Lars are going to get along SOOOO well. I can tell already. XD Okay, maybe not.

[StormWolf]

just wait till Lars makes physical contact. Make her skin all tingly. Thor had two mistresses and a hot wife and people wondered why

[Cleopatra]

Pooooosted!

I had lots of fun too. XD

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

oh god... Cleo, forgive me D: -looks for rock-

-Finds a suitable one, seeks refuge under.-

[Cleopatra]

Oh, I'm sorry too. I didn't see your post...

But it's perfectly fine. We'll just say that I dragged him away before he could answer, how's that?

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

Yeah. xD Soph's gonna stand there and be like, "ACDC Dude drug away by Cool Corset Chick. Ok."

[Mary Sue]

That's a normal tuesday for me. :D

[The Gypsy Queen]

Small issue/question. Are gods affected by the magical threshold laws (a being of magic may not break a threshold without invitation)? That RV is a home. That can be considered home invasion. Just curious.

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

Rotfl.

Oh, crap, I forgot to mention what Sophie-May's wearing... I did that in the first post of the Caravan's private RP. Fudge.

Also... <3333333333333 Gypsy for knowing the threshold laws. x]
-- Though, it could only apply in the sense that he was temporarily stripped of his powers while not invited in?

Thinking Dresden-style: go into the home uninvited, but have close to no power inside?

I said that twice... Oh well, it's how my mind rolls. WELCOME TO BLISS! (Hahaha, get it? ;x)

[Cleopatra]

Small issue/question. Are gods affected by the magical threshold laws (a being of magic may not break a threshold without invitation)? That RV is a home. That can be considered home invasion. Just curious.

I've never heard of that being an issue for any god. Fae, yes. Vampires, yes. But I don't think that rule has ever applied to gods.

However, if it's bothering you then we can talk about it.

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

-Points up.-

[The Gypsy Queen]

I'm merely attempting to avoid what Dee will take a serious affront. That is her home and she takes it seriously. I don't care much as a player and it was a funny post (good job Storm).

[Cleopatra]

No, I completely understand that she'll freak out. But if you don't see a problem with it then neither do I. I'll just give you some magic to make up for it and discipline Lars later. XD

Hopefully that'll be okay.

[Mary Sue]

Since I'm not the one who broke the boundary, I'm not sure what to say on the matter. XD

[StormWolf]

I didn't mean to cross anyone. Lars tried using the very same spell the others did and got poofed to the inside of the RV.

and Cleo, what are you, Lars' mother? XD You should have had her grab Lars by the ear. That would have been (even more) humorous. "Thor, you brat!"

[The Gypsy Queen]

Okay then. As long as everyone is cool. Just thought I'd bring it up here first.

One Dee-sized shit storm, coming up. XD

[Cleopatra]

I didn't mean to cross anyone. Lars tried using the very same spell the others did and got poofed to the inside of the RV.

and Cleo, what are you, Lars' mother? XD You should have had her grab Lars by the ear. That would have been (even more) humorous. "Thor, you brat!"

I DID grab him by the ear! XD

And also since Thor acts like a kid that's what Elaniya'll treat him like :XD:

[StormWolf]

have you read norse and greek mythos? the gods are like drunk college kids. Loki actually shaved Thor's wife's head after they fell asleep on their honeymoon. Zeus was like that a-hole jock kid that would just sleep with anything that had human DNA and a vagina. Horny, drunk, college kids with superpowers, is basically what Zeus/Thor was

[Cleopatra]

I'll have you know I have like 4 books on collective mythology. :XD: And so yes I know. It makes it all the better I think. A lot funnier to have a former God-King get his wrists slapped. XD

[Mary Sue]

And always the life of the party. :D

[Cleopatra]

We're like one great big dysfunctional family. XD

[Mary Sue]

That's exactly what I was thinking. :P

[Cleopatra]

Like Malcolm in the Middle!

[StormWolf]

I was tempted to have him walk out with a cold beer and a six pack, but i figured that would draw even more attention to him. Still, he piqued the interest of an attractive dancer girl. Mission Accomplished XD

[Mary Sue]

Ugh, don't even get me started on that show. I don't like Frankie Munez.

EDIT: I keep getting post ninja'd!

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

Yeah, dancer girl who would have shot you if she could have you scared her so bad.

[Cleopatra]

XD You have to admit Dewey was adorable though.

And looks like Zeus still knows how to impress the ladies. LOL

[Mary Sue]

Oh man...It's lightning outside so I unplugged my computer...but it's only been ten minutes and the battery is halfway depleted!

[StormWolf]

of course. at least he didn't have to turn in to a swan or a snake to do it...

[Cleopatra]

Or a shower of gold.

I don't even get the whole idea behind that. A SWAN? A shower of gold? In what way are either of those things even REMOTELY amorous?

[Mary Sue]

The swan was becuase the woman loved birds....right? My mythology is rusty.

[Cleopatra]

No, the swan was... just because. Zeus flew in in the form of a swan. He could have just as easily been in the form of a man, but noooo. It was a SWAN.

[GraftRaven]

That's why Greek/Roman myths are fun, they don't make hardly any sense logically xD

[Mary Sue]

he likes to shake his tail feathers, perhaps??

[Cleopatra]

I think they were just all smoking pot, that's what I think. XD

[Mary Sue]

It might be... O.o

[Cleopatra]

Sure seems that way to me.

What kind of a guy would go after mortal women when he's married to a GODDESS?? SERIOUSLY.

[StormWolf]

Zeus does love his hash and poon

[Mary Sue]

His son was no better, except Apollo preferred nymphs.

[Cleopatra]

XD Yeah, I think we all get that.

Also I don't think ANY of his kids were any better. I don't think any of them (except Cupid, who wasn't even his son) knew any better.

Although I think Bacchus only had one lover/wife. And Hades as well. Those two I think were loyal.

[The Gypsy Queen]

Just posted in IC. Good post Splicer.

[StormWolf]

when can i post again?

[Cleopatra]

This is getting fun! XD

[StormWolf]

i wanna post again! i has another idea with some a-holeish escapades and lol's

[Mary Sue]

Go ahead. And feel free to ignore Celeste. Years of being trapped on Earth made her a softy. Someone's got to bring the goddess out of her. XD

[Cleopatra]

XD Elaniya's gonna have to do some beatings. I can tell already.

[Mary Sue]

:D

[StormWolf]

the A-hole escapades continue

[Mary Sue]

I do beleieve they will continue far into the future. XD

[Cleopatra]

Oh, JOY and happiness! XD

[StormWolf]

you know you love him and you can't resist it

[Mary Sue]

I do. So much.

[StormWolf]

XD

[Cleopatra]

XD I think I love all our characters. It's great.

[Mary Sue]

I think i love how Celeste is trying to be all Saintly when she can be a real cold hearted witch...

[StormWolf]

i love how Lars is being an huge douche when he can be a huge douche.... oh wait....

[Mary Sue]

lol

[That_Guy]

Dang! You people are BUSY!

[spirits breath]

tell me about it. just went though 5 pages of OOC and seeing several i posteds around. now I think I am gust ging to shift sand around myself and hide under a RV then wait for the RV to move.
not really, but as a random thing pertaining to my character. how can you determine weather a snake is male or female? just a general question that has came into my head while reading the past 5 pages of OOC. (I got a surprise for thor(evile grin))

*I didn't read the IC yet, so keep that in mind before you all give three pages of comments that would make me wish I never posted. And no sparkles...well maybe a little*

[That_Guy]

From what we've deduced it seems that your character is a humanoid type of being. And humanoids still have distinct bodily structure when it comes to male or female. From what your character sheet describes as far as physical qualities, you're a male!

Mystery solved. (<-- Thanks Sherlock)

[That_Guy]

Justy a little backround knowledge on my last post:

Striking someone with the left hand was considered a sign of dominance over the person being struck (this applied greatly in the Roman empire). However, striking with the right hand on someone who is below you is considered a sign of weakness and unpurity.

Now this is going to ruin your childhood:

Remember the saying from the Bible, "If someone was to strike you, turn the other cheek." You probably thought that meant show that you are strong enough to take the punishment. You're wrong. In those times, the left-handed-strike rule applied, so if you were struck by the left hand, you would turn the other cheek, forcing the assailant to strike again with his right hand.

Thank you. Have a nice day.

[StormWolf]

Guy... You do realize that Lars hits lot harder, right? And what does that lore of yours say about a 2 ton steel-toed kick to the grapes? Aside from becoming a soprano and vomiting?

[Cleopatra]

Let's not get the Caravan people freaked out, please.

Don't make me dump ice down your backs.

[StormWolf]

He hit me first!

[Cleopatra]

Yes, but he didn't get a GUN pointed at him, now did he?

[StormWolf]

The dancer was checking him out. Totally worth it!

[That_Guy]

Don't let that ego of yours get too big Storm. It's just a story.

[Cleopatra]

*facepalm*

[StormWolf]

Ego? You wanna see ego? My ego palesin comparison to stream! Besides, I'm in character, that's all

[Cleopatra]

I think it's fun getting into character. It amuses me greatly.

[That_Guy]

Testosterone: It's a wonderful thing.

[Mary Sue]

I fear the worst for us all. XD So far, the gods are very horrible at diplomacy. Lol!

[That_Guy]

Another thing that will ruin your childhood:

Another old saying "walk the extra mile" isn't what you think it is. During the height of Roman power, the military was constantly on the move, and the soldiers got egotistical enough to put all of their supplies on passing peasants an merchants. Eventually a law was set in place that a soldier can only make a peasant carry supplies for one mile. After that, the soldier had to pay the peasant for extra work. So if the peasant decided to 'go the extra mile', he was in turn taking money from the soldier.

[Mary Sue]

How does that one ruin our childhood?

[That_Guy]

Agreed, a superior attitude definately doesn't help the Gods in this case!

[That_Guy]

I thought it would, considering how most people are brought up on those principals. Or at least I was.

I have one more!

[Mary Sue]

Go ahead. :)

[StormWolf]

"Don't punch thor in the face. He will loose Fenrir on thine genitalia"

truer words never spoken

[spirits breath]

yah, post i did was meh, but it was delayed an hour

[That_Guy]

This one isn't as popular, but it goes along the lines with the first one "If you are sued for your tunic, give him your undergarments as well."

Because back then, it was a disgrace for the viewer to see you naked.

[Mary Sue]

Guys, don't go unleashing your powers. Smack each other around a bit o get out frustration if you must, but no all powerful hands of god Kay? :)

[That_Guy]

"Don't punch thor in the face. He will loose Fenrir on thine genitalia"

truer words never spoken

Don't be that guy, it's my job.

[Mary Sue]

It's even his screen name! Lol

[StormWolf]

Don't be that guy, it's my job.

correction: your job is to get pissy and all huffy and require the constant attention and cooing of Elaniya to keep you civil XD. I hit things and woo women and make inappropriate comments :>

[That_Guy]

How'd you know what was on my job description?!

But don't be mad, be glad! Just because your 'wooing' isn't exactly working out... And the fact you got slapped... And the fact you almost got shot by a girl... Doesn't mean you should be mad! We're a happy people remember?

[StormWolf]

been kinda evident on how Khaos has a worse temper then a 3 year old without his ba-ba... :dominate:

[That_Guy]

Pales in comparison to how Lars' women skills are worse than a 40 year old pedo hmmm?

For the sake of civility, I do ask that you control yourself. Afterall, it is just a story...

[Mary Sue]

Agreed.

[StormWolf]

I'm having a grand ol' time. Lighten up. And who was chattin' it up with the dancer? Oh yeah, Lars was. Lars' charms, though hammy, are working better than "love me or I kill you all", a la Khaos.

But in all seriousness, I am being completely civil. Just jabbing some fun. I am fully aware this is a story, and I am having a blast

[Cleopatra]

Alright people cool it down. No use of powers (with the exception of telepathy) and no blowing things up or having it out in front of the Caravan.

Don't make me go get that ice! Because I WILL!

[Merry]

It seems strange to me that gods who are in dire need of followers to regain their former glory would treat potential followers this way. And for everyone involved, thought y'all were making a deal of some kind, interesting methods of negotiation all.

Not to mention that Gypys might be a little miffed at you "using" her char Hig... :lalala:

[Cleopatra]

It's not MY fault! They're all NUTS!! XD

Okay, only a little. But you have to admit this is fun.

And I'll get it all under control in my next post, I SWEAR. *crosses my heart*

[Mary Sue]

The craziness is amazing though. :D

[Cleopatra]

Yeah but it needs to stop now. We need to actually become friends or something at this point and crazy antics aren't helping.

[Mary Sue]

I'll back you up. :)

[Cleopatra]

Thanks, Mary.

I'll be shocked if anyone from the Caravan even speaks to me after this. XD

[That_Guy]

Indeed, I'll disregard Storm's last comment before I get a little too hasty.

[Cleopatra]

I appreciate that.

[That_Guy]

I'll apologize now for any misconduct I have shown, obviously I need a little bit more control towards things like this. I'd hate to have this continue to the result of me being kicked altogether from this role play.

[Cleopatra]

I don't think you've gone that far lol. We should probably just tone down the chaos... At least for a little while. XD

[Mary Sue]

Sorry, I made a bold move just now...but only because she spoke after being ordered not to. I don't think I've ruined anything though. Elaniya could just say something like "Not now." or something. That's cool too. XD

[Cleopatra]

lol I'll get a post up in a little bit. It's not bad at all.

[StormWolf]

I propose marital politics. I will take one of the gypsy women as a bride to solidify peace and mutual prosperity....

[Cleopatra]

*smacks Storm upside the head* Quiet you! XD

[Mary Sue]

Lol.

[Cleopatra]

No poor girl is going to get strapped to the guy who was once Zeus and Thor.

[That_Guy]

Yeah, she won't be feeling any sparks in that relationship!

Hahahaha...ha...ha... that was horrible...

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

I'm sorry, you'll what? -Eyes Storm.-

[spirits breath]

well if all else fails, I could always summon a snake where you don't want one to be at. let your minds wander if you wish. But we will send Dee after you. don't think we don't have curses that strips all your powers. Gypsie magic anyone?

though a spell book would be a nice bribe. like one for sorcery perhaps. *leans forwards and cocks head down like pee wee herman*

[Cleopatra]

Honestly I don't think a curse from anyone other than a god will affect another god. But we'll see what Dee has to say.

And don't worry, there's not going to be any marriage.

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

;P Didn't think sooo. Haha.

[StormWolf]

I'm sorry, you'll what? -Eyes Storm.-

-prh-
you heard me, my delicious little dancer
~kiss~
Don't listen to the others! They will never let us be together!

[Cleopatra]

*gags* XD

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

>///> Anywhoooooo~

[The Gypsy Queen]

Mary Sue was that Wind Children comment audible to everyone, out of curiosity?

[Mary Sue]

She was speaking ancient Greek. The way Elaniya was yelling at Lars earlier. XD It would just sound foreign to everyone around them.

[The Gypsy Queen]

Okay then. Just curious

[Higurashi]

<w< ? >w> hellooooooooo?

[Mary Sue]

Oh hi Higura-kun. :)

[StormWolf]

yeeeeeeeeeesssss?