Biophysicist
07-28-2010, 09:03 PM
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In the year 9001 A.D., war was begun. It seemed that we would not survive make our time. The war between the Generic Union and the hellish Defilers had drained our resources to the point where even getting a kitten to make a sandwich with was becoming hard out in the Far Zones, and even harder in the Fart Zones. Exactly 314 days after First Contact with the Defilers, the Union flagship went down, wiping several star systems off the map as it exploded - into very pretty colors, I should add. And, 1337 days after that, the Psionics Wing, our strongest dudes, seceded from the Union and fled, lead by their leader, Sir Robin. Simultaneously, the High Admiral of our postal service accidentally discovered that the reason we were being pwn't so badly was because the Union's leader was, in fact, dead, and had been replaced by a lot of very not-good-at-strategy dudes. Realizing that the Union was gonna get borked soon, he and his postal workers also seceded and fled. Now, over half of the Union's warships, battleships, combatships, duelships, and fightships were gone, and it quickly fell as the Defilers moved in with their 900133742314270713 demon-ships, of which we had borked only 123456789, and killed all the Union people and feasted upon their brains. This is the state of the Universe now: 58.74858576699004324% is controlled by the Defilers, and the rest is divided between the Psionics Wing and the Mailmen. These three factions are locked in endless struggle for the win.
lul backstory
Greetings. This is the first episode of Wonk_Sauce, an RP set in a universe originally designed for a StarCraft mod. ;o You are crew members on the MMS Knee Infarction, a duelship (which is a small fightship (which is a small combatship (which is a small battleship (which is a small warship)))) constructed by the Mailmen for the Defiler War. (It also happens to be the ship in that banner image.) That's all that I'll tell you for now, besides that you will see a lot of combat, both in space and hand-to-hand. I'm not putting up my bio yet, because I don't want to take a position that someone else might want. There is no bio format that you need to adhere to.
EDIT: I am apparently aboard the failboat... I forgot to mention that there will be future RPs also set on the Knee Infarction, and any major characters (that is, the captain and chief medical officer and so on) will be carried over. If the player who created one of these characters does not join the next Wonk_Sauce RP, then the character will be either converted into an NPC, given to another player (if anyone wants the character), or removed from the RP somehow.
In the year 9001 A.D., war was begun. It seemed that we would not survive make our time. The war between the Generic Union and the hellish Defilers had drained our resources to the point where even getting a kitten to make a sandwich with was becoming hard out in the Far Zones, and even harder in the Fart Zones. Exactly 314 days after First Contact with the Defilers, the Union flagship went down, wiping several star systems off the map as it exploded - into very pretty colors, I should add. And, 1337 days after that, the Psionics Wing, our strongest dudes, seceded from the Union and fled, lead by their leader, Sir Robin. Simultaneously, the High Admiral of our postal service accidentally discovered that the reason we were being pwn't so badly was because the Union's leader was, in fact, dead, and had been replaced by a lot of very not-good-at-strategy dudes. Realizing that the Union was gonna get borked soon, he and his postal workers also seceded and fled. Now, over half of the Union's warships, battleships, combatships, duelships, and fightships were gone, and it quickly fell as the Defilers moved in with their 900133742314270713 demon-ships, of which we had borked only 123456789, and killed all the Union people and feasted upon their brains. This is the state of the Universe now: 58.74858576699004324% is controlled by the Defilers, and the rest is divided between the Psionics Wing and the Mailmen. These three factions are locked in endless struggle for the win.
lul backstory
Greetings. This is the first episode of Wonk_Sauce, an RP set in a universe originally designed for a StarCraft mod. ;o You are crew members on the MMS Knee Infarction, a duelship (which is a small fightship (which is a small combatship (which is a small battleship (which is a small warship)))) constructed by the Mailmen for the Defiler War. (It also happens to be the ship in that banner image.) That's all that I'll tell you for now, besides that you will see a lot of combat, both in space and hand-to-hand. I'm not putting up my bio yet, because I don't want to take a position that someone else might want. There is no bio format that you need to adhere to.
EDIT: I am apparently aboard the failboat... I forgot to mention that there will be future RPs also set on the Knee Infarction, and any major characters (that is, the captain and chief medical officer and so on) will be carried over. If the player who created one of these characters does not join the next Wonk_Sauce RP, then the character will be either converted into an NPC, given to another player (if anyone wants the character), or removed from the RP somehow.