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Crap
02-08-2014, 02:45 AM
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/ezgif.com-maker%201_zpsppapg4km.gif
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Switching from a n00bz0r that had never approached a similar program before for this reason to being Bia's prodigious GIMP apprentice for about 7 hours, I have become proud enough of my work to find myself three days later opening a 'shop'. And so, 'The Crap', forgery of signatures, avatars, swords and banners opens its gates. Come in, do not fear! Even though the banner might have had such an effect.

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/exm_zpsc0882153.png
! If you can't see pics in this spoiler or from me in general, let me know and I'll upload them some other place immediately.
nananana (http://www.art-spire.com/wp-content/gallery/novembre_2010/29-11-10_Marta_Dahlig/Marta_Dahlig_03.jpg):
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/krisc_zps9bcb27f8.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/krisca_zps83c54cba.png
Give (http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1680x1050/league-of-legends-champions/284512/league-of-legends-champions-art-rengar-a-warrior-throne-sword-skull-284512.jpg), get:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/league-of-legends-champions-art-rengar-a-warrior-throne-sword-skull-284512_zpsda5e3739.png
This (http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/097/6/b/6b1335e6638841f7636359de90fd71fa-d3dfh6q.jpg):
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kreesf_zps7a72b9f5.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kreesfa_zpsda8440f9.png
Kris say hey (http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/280/c/6/diviner_by_hgjart-d308xtb.jpg), Crap say:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kris_zps724528dc.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/krisa_zpsb61e45e3.png
Given this (http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/155/b/5/ooh_doc_scratch_ooh_by_021-d3i2m5c.jpg), I forged:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/host_zpsd6f6e22d.png
x (http://persianwallpaper.ir/wallpaper/single/previews/1920x1200_20130512-210836_black-kitten-20065-1920x1200.jpg) and x (http://1366x768hd.ru/images/details/3d_oboi_1/malenkiy_kotenok_20120904_1473976077.jpg):
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/fluffyhoef_zps8abc80fc.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/fluffyhoefa_zpsa189e1fc.png
With the power invested in me by this picture (http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/9/640x303_3005_Weekend_Warrior_2d_illustration_motor cycle_helicopter_spy_secret_agent_bike_picture_ima ge_digital_art.jpg):
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/agenthoef2_zps2944c78c.png
Roses are red, Violets are fucking violets, here's a set:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/qor_zps93f4cd46.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/qora_zps7f9f4c5b.png
hhhhhhhhh:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/hqu_zps12867801.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/hqua_zpsbe52fe02.png
ivan aslo maek
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/torment_zps5923411d.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/tormenta_zpse8e76427.png
dfasdfasdfasdgadfhsrth
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/biar_zps1477144b.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/biara_zps219a61d0.png
The divine (http://i.imgur.com/tt1edqV.jpg) and the probably not so divine (http://i.imgur.com/fMZuc3Z.jpg):
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/ser_zpsf6ce392e.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/sera_zpsb26a4a3d.png
sfghfdgh
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/raistlinmajere2_zps46383f7f.png
Blah blah (http://images8.alphacoders.com/383/383443.jpg), tadah:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/merryg_zps054adb24.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/merryga_zps13173839.png
hahuexa:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/birdhfsgadfa_zps7623d779.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/biabirtha_zpsea4b7c2d.png
dtyjdtyjdytjhgjdtyj
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/aussiemine1_zps3b936053.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/aussiemine1a_zps32aa4894.png
Before (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/322/9/6/sufiru_adv_by_liangxinxin-d6uss9i.jpg). After:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/1325k_zps528b20a5.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/1325ka_zpsd07e0fca.png
//
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/krees_zpsd1e058f6.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kreesa_zps5705b023.png
Fertilized by him (http://ayay.co.uk/backgrounds/action_games/far_cry_2/mercenary-in-the-rain.jpg) and her (http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1280x1024/technology/222771/technology-dark-angels-222771.jpg), in my wombs were conceived the following:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/mercenary-in-the-rain_zps81615911.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/mercav1_zpscc89f243.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/mercav3_zps08fb3036.png
x (http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/237/d/c/i__ll_come_back_for_you__by_lukreszja-d47rbxp.jpg) + y (http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/229/3/5/the_sea_has_won__by_lukreszja-d46utm5.jpg) + Crap =
http://i62.tinypic.com/2qwon7p.jpg http://i59.tinypic.com/2924q5d.jpg
From this one (http://sakimichan.deviantart.com/art/Welcome-To-The-Gang-398381756), I proudly present:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/dragonsforbia_zpsf65562db.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/ermagerhd_zpsc9427aec.png
With this (http://leeninek.deviantart.com/art/simple-story-II-398878199), I created:
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/simple_story_ii_by_leeninek-d6lhcdz_zpsed97a8a1.png
Out of this (http://eirian-stock.deviantart.com/art/Untamed-VII-209453280), I made something like this, except the original had 'Bia is the best' written on it in a really shitty font.
http://oi62.tinypic.com/2n1wcup.jpg


http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/exm1_zpsdd649ebc.png
♦Credit me somewhere, will ya.
♦Agree that I have a right to take about a week with a request if I want to. I will probably only take more than a week if I am in extreme situations where I have almost no free time, but it can happen. I will keep you updated though.
♦Do NOT give me 'free' requests. No 'make me a set however you want'. Believe me, absolute freedom is the worst thing you can offer a forum set creator. Though I will probably not deny your request, try to have mercy. I'm not Akatosh or some shit.

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/exm3_zps3bd45cf2.png
Picture: (Can be one or more that you want combined)
Text:
Colors/Style/Details: (I'd love if you told me which kind of scheme, look or such you'd like.)
Size: (Max. I do is 130x130 for avatar & 500x210 for sig. 'S da law.)

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/exm4_zps18f02eda.png
Know that, despite my banner and other ways in which I advertise myself, I take my work extremely seriously. I put much effort into what I make and I worry very much for perfection, professionalism and especially customer satisfaction. Most times to the point passion adds stress.
As I am part human, part engineer, even if I don't really have a social life out of internet at all, I do have one inside of it. I have friends, hobbies, roleplays, levels to gain. :p
As seriously as I take potential requests, I still am part human, and therefore ask for your acknowledgement and understanding of the fact that I am as predisposed to be temporarily possessed by the demon which we call Procrastination as anybody.
I refuse to take hostages.
Even though, as all of my fellow forum set forgers, I would appreciate the opposite, keep in mind that you do not have to wear the sets I make for you. Should you not be satisfied with it beyond the point that a quick change would fix, then feel free to just not wear it. I take no form of offense from it, as I simply enjoy my work.
Also know that I will not consider it nitpicky or bothersome in any way if you want me to rework or adjust what I have created for you. There is always a possibility that I might have made choices and/or taken liberties that don't suit what you had in mind. I will gladly discuss the details that you feel need change and do my best to fix any error that might have escaped me, should you be bothered by it. I want my creations to be the best they can be for you.

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/exm5_zps94249648.pngdjmaster
yes i have had another one of those unannounced, dumb and irresponsible breaks from this and yes, I am back again. If you are one of the people whom I have erased from the list before the completion of their request, do let me know in case you still want said request done.

Kris
02-08-2014, 04:09 PM
I want one, or more to say, a set please :)

See what you can make with this image:

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/322/9/6/sufiru_adv_by_liangxinxin-d6uss9i.jpg

Crap
02-08-2014, 04:19 PM
Wow, already? But you just got the one Bia made for you. Anyway, thank you, Kris! I'll see what I can do. :D

Kris
02-08-2014, 04:20 PM
Well, I trust in your skills, and there is never TOO much of sets is there =D

Crap
02-08-2014, 04:28 PM
I guess not. ~lol~

Elizabeth16
02-09-2014, 02:24 PM
Picture: http://www.equestrianstylist.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/1107007_1_1_2.jpg
Text: "Eli" on avatar, and "Elizabeth16" with "Have Hope" on signature.
Colors: I've never had a signature like your example so if you can do something fun with it, that would be awesome! I'm going to add some more pictures in case that one doesn't work. But bright colors, happy warm feeling.
Siz: Whatever works for you. :)


http://www.horsenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/tumblr_lbzlteOUEI1qdgdteo1_500_large.jpg
http://www.horsenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fashion-16.jpg
http://www.whitezine.com/images/Andrea-Massari-Horse-Fashion-580x386.jpg
http://s4.favim.com/orig/50/fashion-horse-paris-pink-white-Favim.com-457591.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FzV6_oJRAUo/TQM3MD37EUI/AAAAAAAADbw/M1YD4Pjfn8A/s1600/tumblr_ld2gg1ffnz1qdgdteo1_500_large.jpg

Thank you love!

Crap
02-09-2014, 04:21 PM
Thank you for your request, Eli! I'll do my best and hopefully you will like what I come up with. :D

You prefer the first picture most though, right? Cause some of the others you listed are also cool so I was just wondering if you prefer that one or something.

Elizabeth16
02-09-2014, 06:09 PM
I really don't prefer them! They are all what I love (equestrian) and I can always find more if none work. Whatever you feel the most comfortable with!

Crap
02-09-2014, 07:23 PM
Oh, I see. Thank you once again. :)

Ryoku
02-09-2014, 07:31 PM
If you need any help with tips and such,

I can help.

I use GIMP for the most part of my creations.

Wish you the best of luck.

Kiki
02-09-2014, 07:51 PM
Congrats on opening up this shop! I'd like to think I'm fostering your skills with a request, but besides that, I am intrigued to see what you come up with! :)

That being said, here is my request:

Picture: Avatar: http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/237/d/c/i__ll_come_back_for_you__by_lukreszja-d47rbxp.jpg
Sig: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/229/3/5/the_sea_has_won__by_lukreszja-d46utm5.jpg

Text: Avatar: Kiki (in pretty loopy letters), Sig: Go out, create lightning... and stand right under.

Colors/Style/Details: Dark/ominous. Catching the feeling like a storm is coming. I thought that since the given quote, I'd supply you with pics of lightning that you could infuse into both pics as well?

http://www.whitegadget.com/attachments/pc-wallpapers/136208d1366347785-lightning-lightning-photos-1600x1200.jpg
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17wl4kpeam089jpg/original.jpg

Size: Whatever seems to fit/work out given the pictures.

Hopefully this request isn't too complicated. I'm excited! :) x

Crap
02-09-2014, 07:54 PM
Thank you, Haya. For now I'm pretty sure Bia will help me well if I need it but I'll keep that in mind. :) And wash that stamp from my thread, please, I don't need it.

Awh, sunflower, thank you. And for your request! As always, I'll do my best.

Crap
02-15-2014, 03:55 PM
I excitedly present my first completed request that.. isn't Bia's! ~lol~ Kris, here you go. Enjoyed doing this very much, especially since I was listening to Kamelot. Hope it's to your liking. I tried to not take so much away from the original awesomeness of the picture. If you feel anything ought to be fixed, let me know and I'll rush to perfect.

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/1325k_zps528b20a5.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/1325ka_zpsd07e0fca.png

edit: I just noticed how retarded GIMP's borders are. From now, MSpaint it is. :p

Kris
02-15-2014, 03:57 PM
Wow!

Dude!

This is beautiful!

Elizabeth16
02-15-2014, 03:58 PM
That's amazing! I can't wait for mine!

Crap
02-15-2014, 04:08 PM
I was gonna have yours done during the weekdays, Eli, but I encountered issues with the first pic's lighty business, so I'll try another picture today or tomorrow. Eventually it will be done this weekend. As will sunflower's, since this following week I'm filled in exams.

Kris, I'm glad you like it. Your appreciation means lots, thank you. :D

Kris
02-15-2014, 04:15 PM
It's beautiful dude.

So beautiful that the next time you're going to say anything crappy about your art I'll hit you!

Crap
02-15-2014, 04:18 PM
Ooh, I want Kris to touch me!

MY ART IT SO SHITTY IS SHOULD BE-- hey, wait, anything I say is Crappy..

Thanks once more!

Elizabeth16
02-15-2014, 05:21 PM
I cannot wait!!!!!!

Kiki
02-15-2014, 06:44 PM
Wow! First one came out so well! Gonna have to side with Kris here and attack you if you say your art is crap - it clearly isn't.

Good luck with your exams! No rush here! x

Crap
02-15-2014, 08:52 PM
Why would you rush to change, you have Bia's hand in your sig. :p

And thank you, thank you! :D

Crap
02-19-2014, 01:38 PM
Hey, Eli, yours is done. Sorry it sucks so much; To my defense, I just couldn't get that god damn shoulder right. :p

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/3456_zps7bc657fb.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/3456a_zps5e8591ae.png

Kiki
02-19-2014, 05:22 PM
I AIN'T RUSHING

But I do like the option of variety. x

Crap
02-19-2014, 06:32 PM
Soon. Apologies. Soon.

Those lightnings will be one heck of a thing to introduce in a pic that has no sky. I'll do it. :p

Sickly
02-19-2014, 07:10 PM
Picture: http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/characters/8/95410.jpg
Text: "Ansheim" for the avatar and "I need a drink" for the sig
Colors/Style/Details: what you think looks best your style comes highly recommended
Size: Maximum for sig and ava

Kiki
02-19-2014, 07:51 PM
What are you apologizing for? I was just teasing. :P

And yes, my request was not easy. I own that. Good work takes a while. I am assured you will.not disappoint based on your other work. Xx

Crap
02-19-2014, 07:52 PM
Thanks for your request. :) I will do my best. Also cool name, Ansheim.

10 points rhyme.

Is there any chance that you would like it to have a slightly dark, forgotten, oldish, grayish mood? Just so I know what to use for the background.

-- Sun, I see. Well, thank you! Your appreciation means a lot. I would have gotten around to doing it sooner than later but unfortunately this week was just filled with stress for me. I had to procrastinate my studies even just for Eli's signature, and I haven't roleplayed at all either. I am disappointed but hopefully I'll get back on track with quicker moves soon! Meanwhile thanks again for your patience. I will try to get your request right so that it is not disappointing. :)

/ʞ/oɯɯɐndo
02-19-2014, 10:32 PM
Picture: This. (http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120604035231-mr-trololo-story-top.jpg)
Text: Stylized "Trolololo"
Colors/Style/Details: Red, white and blue. I want it to be stylized like one of those posters where the shading uses different shades of red, blue, and white. The suit red, the tie blue, the white shirt white, the hard blue, and skin red. Also have the background like a wave with stars and such.
Size: 130x130

Crap
02-19-2014, 10:35 PM
You mean like this (http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/barack-obama-presidential-poster-sue-brehant.jpg)?

Elizabeth16
02-19-2014, 11:13 PM
please! It's gorgeous. One of my favorites. Thank you so much.

Crap
02-19-2014, 11:17 PM
I'm so glad you like it! You're very welcome. :D

/ʞ/oɯɯɐndo
02-20-2014, 12:10 AM
You mean like this (http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/barack-obama-presidential-poster-sue-brehant.jpg)?

Yes.

Crap
02-20-2014, 12:14 AM
Can't do that, bro. But good luck finding someone who will! You have my apologies. :)

/ʞ/oɯɯɐndo
02-20-2014, 12:27 AM
Can't do that, bro. But good luck finding someone who will! You have my apologies. :)
I can take one in an 8-bit or 16-bit feel. Perhaps include the Megaman 2 skyscraper in the background?

Crap
02-20-2014, 12:37 AM
Sorry, dude, I just can't turn that picture of that quality into something even close to looking 8 or 16bit. I could totally get the Megaman 2 skyscraper on the background but the picture would still be blurry since it's most likely just a print screen from the original video and basically it would look like shit. I'm sure though that you will find someone somewhere on this site that can help you with your request. Unfortunately it's not me; at least not for now. Sorry once more and good luck, if it is to be our final conversation. Also, nice choices. :)

Sickly
02-21-2014, 09:31 PM
Thanks for your request. :) I will do my best. Also cool name, Ansheim.

10 points rhyme.

Is there any chance that you would like it to have a slightly dark, forgotten, oldish, grayish mood? Just so I know what to use for the background.



yes go with that that sounds perfect

Crap
02-21-2014, 09:38 PM
Alright.

Sickly
02-22-2014, 05:24 AM
Awesome possum

Crap
02-22-2014, 03:23 PM
In a while, crocodile.

Reaper Six
02-27-2014, 11:11 PM
Hi, could I get a avatar and sig set, and signature

Picture: with her http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images...irl34hdhd.png/
Or her http://08.wir.skyrock.net/wir/v1/res...f9yA.jpg&w=760
With him http://www.greatiphonewallpapers.com...202%20SN03.jpg
And this background: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_obxxfOzF4r...war03+copy.jpg
Text:
I: Every night of my life, I watch Angels fall from the skies. Every time that the sun sets, I pray they don't take mine.
II: Picture, you're the queen of everything, far as the eye can see, under your command. I will be your guardian, when all is crumbling, steady your hand.
Colors/Style/Details: Something dark, warzone like. Take whatever creative action you deem appropriate.
Size: Max.

Crap
02-27-2014, 11:13 PM
Um, all your links are broken.

Reaper Six
02-27-2014, 11:18 PM
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/132/animegirl34hdhd.png/
Or http://08.wir.skyrock.net/wir/v1/resize/?c=isi&im=%2F9367%2F60009367%2Fpics%2F3114932459_1_3_16KW f9yA.jpg&w=760
With him http://www.greatiphonewallpapers.com/uploads/iPhone%20Wallpaper/Movie-TV/The%20Expendables%202%20SN03.jpg
And this background: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_obxxfOzF4r8/SWiAOQ0ev3I/AAAAAAAAAIg/NjVAOnqOKaw/s1600-h/sky+war03+copy.jpg

Apologies, this was in a request thread that died before my request was carried out.

Crap
02-27-2014, 11:50 PM
So you either want one with the girl or the guy or both?

And which of the mentioned texts, cause I'm not sure I understand?

Reaper Six
02-27-2014, 11:53 PM
I want both of them in the picture.

On one I want the first text, on another I want the other text on it. Same images, different text.

Crap
02-27-2014, 11:58 PM
You want two pictures that will look the same but just have different text?

Reaper Six
02-28-2014, 03:49 PM
That is correct.

Crap
02-28-2014, 05:00 PM
Okay then, now I think I understand exactly. It'll be done. :) Thanks for your request.

Sickly
02-28-2014, 07:49 PM
Hows the progress my dear Crap

Crap
02-28-2014, 07:54 PM
Yours is almost done. :)

Crap
03-01-2014, 12:17 AM
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/ansheims_zps6386f742.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/ansheimsa_zps82d34eb5.png

Hey, Ansheim. Hope this is satisfying. If anything can be fixed to better its quality, let me know. :)

Sunflower, I'm getting right to yours asap, I am so pissed at myself for the huge delay.

Sickly
03-01-2014, 12:42 AM
SQUEE!

Crap
03-01-2014, 12:43 AM
I'll take that as a compliment. :p

Kiki
03-01-2014, 01:29 AM
I'm just chillin'. And bein' like:
http://i.imgur.com/76tVwoI.gif

Also your Sig is AMAZING. AND IT MAKES ME SAD TOO.

Crap
03-01-2014, 02:15 PM
Lol dat gif. My sig or Ansheim's?

Working on yours now. Fucking lightnings.

Crap
03-01-2014, 04:51 PM
Finally done, Sunflower! Is this nice enough? :)

http://i62.tinypic.com/2qwon7p.jpg http://i59.tinypic.com/2924q5d.jpg

Merry
03-01-2014, 04:56 PM
Very nice work...

Crap
03-01-2014, 04:58 PM
Thank you, Merry! :)

Merry
03-01-2014, 05:38 PM
care to make something for me? Avi & Siggy
any of these pic's you think would work? I'm not fussy :)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_EZEdofA5lrY/TOozSt_YkvI/AAAAAAAABTM/s57FZZpWFw8/s1600/Fantasy+Woman+Wallpapers.jpg
http://images8.alphacoders.com/383/383443.jpg
http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32400000/Magical-Fairy-fairies-32465774-1024-768.jpg

any colors you choose, any fonts, you choose
Quote to say ; Magic is something you make

No rush.. when you can?
Please make the Signature smaller than the size allowed, 500x220, cause I always have a spoiler with stuff!

Thank you!

Crap
03-01-2014, 05:49 PM
Sure I can totally work with any of those pictures. I'll go with the second one. Did you google images search 'fairy'? :p

Will be done! :D Thanks for your request.

Merry
03-01-2014, 05:52 PM
I google all kinds of images all the time... wings, fantasy women, fairy, etc... you never know what you're gonna find!

And Thank You - in advance - no rush!

Crap
03-01-2014, 05:57 PM
Will probably have it really soon, it's really simple and fun to work with. :D

Kiki
03-01-2014, 06:44 PM
YES. I KNEW THE WAIT WOULD BE WORTH IT.

Crap, you are so talented. Thank you! Xx

Crap
03-01-2014, 07:06 PM
I'm so glad you like it and you should know that you will always have my sincerest apologies for the enormous wait I put you through. You are very welcome, the pleasure was all mine! :)

Kiki
03-01-2014, 08:30 PM
Don't be sorry - it is lovely! :) x

Crap
03-01-2014, 09:05 PM
Thank you for your kind words! ^^

Crap
03-01-2014, 09:50 PM
How's this, Merry?

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/merryg_zps054adb24.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/merryga_zps13173839.png

Kris
03-01-2014, 10:17 PM
Wow! That's lovely Crap!!!

Crap
03-01-2014, 10:18 PM
I was actually thinking this is totally a pic Kris would have chosen to have made into a set. ~lol~ Thank you! ^^

Kris
04-02-2014, 09:25 PM
*Opens the shop's doors once again*

Crap
04-02-2014, 09:33 PM
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/tumblr_mommdyJNsd1suojh1o5_250_zpsd7866fa0.gif

Crap
04-11-2014, 08:53 PM
Reaper Six's request finished, I am now completely free again. Someone, stress me up, quick.

Dire Hoef
04-12-2014, 01:40 AM
Picture: Here ya go! (http://www.wallsave.com/wallpapers/1680x1050/league-of-legends-champions/284512/league-of-legends-champions-art-rengar-a-warrior-throne-sword-skull-284512.jpg)
Text: "I am the King of all Champions"
Colors/Style/Details: Make it Dramatic.. That's all I ask
Size: 500x210

Crap
04-12-2014, 07:53 AM
Will do! Thanks for your request! :D

Crap
04-12-2014, 09:14 AM
Hey, how's this? Want anything changed, let me know. :) Hope it's fine. Tried to maintain as much as possible of the pic's original epicness.

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/league-of-legends-champions-art-rengar-a-warrior-throne-sword-skull-284512_zpsda5e3739.png

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 04:02 PM
picture: This (http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2013/276/e/e/blake_silhouette_vector_by_abisage-d6p1968.png)
Text: the real world isn't the same as a fairy tale
Color/Style/Details: Nostalgic if possible o3o, also if possible can I get an Avi as well?
Size: 500x200

Thanks Crap!

Crap
04-12-2014, 04:05 PM
Ayy, Rwby.
Lol I don't really know what I could possibly do with that pic other than resize it and add the text xD.

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 04:09 PM
I can do some more scrounging around deviant art if you would like XD and yes Blake is my favorite :oi:

Crap
04-12-2014, 04:15 PM
As you wish; I was just expressing that I feel it's something anyone could really do, and it makes the whole thing pretty pointless if I hardly put any work into it. Wouldn't want to seem too cheap D:. Let me know if you get another pic or if I should just mess with that one.

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 04:22 PM
Well I was able to find this (http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/145/6/b/rwby___blake_belladonna_by_ssgt_lulz-d66hvo8.png) but i'm not sure if it's any better.

or here's another one (http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/249/9/6/rwby_blake_signature_by_raykorn-d6l89ff.png) that might be better

Crap
04-12-2014, 04:30 PM
Yes, definitely more I can do about that one. Thanks for reconsidering for me in spite of your original idea. :sweat:

Crap
04-12-2014, 04:33 PM
LOL the second one is a perfectly epic signature by itself, I don't know why you'd even want another XD
rofl I can crop you an avi from the second one and you're pretty much set with a set better than anything I could ever make ~lol~.

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 04:35 PM
Sounds good Crap thanks :D

Crap
04-12-2014, 04:40 PM
Easiest request ever. This must be kept a secret. XD

Oh, hey, want me to remove the guy's name from it and get you the text 'bout the fairytale on?

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 04:42 PM
Yeah it would probably help, and your secret is safe with me XD

Crap
04-12-2014, 04:43 PM
Okay. ~lol~

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 04:52 PM
Thanks again :D

Crap
04-12-2014, 06:53 PM
Done. Hope the fonts I chose are okay. Also I made it a little brighter and with more contrast.
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/2shin_zps6bf29278.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/2hinav_zps6ef4cefc.png

If you want me to change anything, do tell. Also, I guess you don't really have to credit me since all I did was erase the dude's name, install a font and screw with the contrast a little. Would be cool if I got more publicity though.

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 07:02 PM
:oigirl: It's amazing thanks Crap! and Of course I'm going to credit you!

Ryoku
04-12-2014, 07:14 PM
You know,

I can't really help but say,

Distorted, you do know it's not right to take the work of someone and have someone else add or edit it. (Unless you have permission. I'm referring to the pre-made RWBY sig he linked you.)

Crap, you should know this as well.

Sorry, that had to be said.

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 07:31 PM
Murp...I suppose I'll switch back to bidoof. Sorry, Crap, Hayabusa.

Crap
04-12-2014, 07:39 PM
You know,

I can't really help but say,

Distorted, you do know it's not right to take the work of someone and have someone else add or edit it. (Unless you have permission. I'm referring to the pre-made RWBY sig he linked you.)

Crap, you should know this as well.

Sorry, that had to be said.

Excuse me, but I haven't in my life seen anything more innocent than a signature.
In your words, no signatures should ever even be made, should they? The art that people come with to you for editing is never being asked permission for, is it?
Am I also not allowed to wear my anime signature because I'm not the one that drew and animated it?
The guy that made the original signature didn't ask for permission of the guy that drew the girl.
When you edit, do you ask the original artist for permission? No.
Also, if it's about editing someone else's edit, doubt you ever asked for permission to use a render either.
I edited the dude's name out. Bet he edited the original artist's name out. I never claimed the drawing as mine and neither did he. All he did was add effects, all I did was add text.

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 07:42 PM
D: that's kind of what I was thinking but I don't want to be rude(Sorry for being rude to you Crap for switching back for now..) So I switched back for the moment..

Crap
04-12-2014, 07:46 PM
It's not rude to be logical and bring arguments for what you think is right. Also, how is it rude or offending to Hayabusa that you keep the sent you want? That's silly to think, friend.
I'm not offended. I had barely done any work on it anyway, I don't mind if it isn't worn. :)

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 07:48 PM
I'm just trying to avoid disagreements and arguments >.>" I get enough of those outside of the interwebs so I like to at least try to keep peace while i'm online :sweat:

Crap
04-12-2014, 07:51 PM
I still don't see why it would ever be his problem and why you think it would be rude to him for you to wear a set you want to wear. Especially if, as you said, you kinda agreed with me anyway. You have all the right to wear the set, he's not freaking signature police and he never said anything of that sort anyway, doubt he gives a shit if you keep it or not. He wasn't gonna argue or have a disagreement if you kept your set, and if you ask him he'll most likely tell you the same, I believe.
It bothers me that you don't know the difference between common sense and rudeness. Nobody said there was gonna be any sort of bad arguing. Haya never said 'yo take yer set off, it offending' or anything, y'know.

DistortedReality
04-12-2014, 07:55 PM
Murp, sorry, I struggle with the common sense thing sometimes~

Crap
04-12-2014, 07:56 PM
I just think it's pretty ridiculous how he was just like 'i don't think this is right but it's your business' and you went all 'oh sorry sorry didn't mean to sorry i'll change it sorry don't wanna be rude by doing my own thing even though you said it's my own thing and sorry. oh and btw sorry'.

~lol~.

Kris
04-13-2014, 12:38 PM
I'm reposting a request I made at another thread, because it looks like it won't be done anytime soon


Can make me a set out of this img (http://hgjart.deviantart.com/art/Diviner-181815599)?

I'd love for some quote on it, something that you think is fitting.

I would also like for the word "Kris" to appear both on the Ava and the sig.

Thanks in advance :)

Crap
04-13-2014, 12:45 PM
Oh, I'm glad to see I'm one of your options once again, Kris! :D

Will do asap. :)

Crap
04-14-2014, 11:37 AM
Hey, Kris, how's this? :D

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kris_zps724528dc.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/krisa_zpsb61e45e3.png

Kris
04-14-2014, 11:48 AM
This is beautiful!

I'll use it as soon as I change my set =D

Crap
04-14-2014, 11:50 AM
Thank you! I'm really glad you like it. :)

Dire Hoef
04-20-2014, 06:24 PM
Yo Crap. Got another one for ya!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/76dd64e31142b6887a68ca6563c53cc5/tumblr_n2eixrWEn71r2cnpko1_500.png

Text: "Fight For Democracy, Fight For Anarchy. Two Separate Lives"
Colors/Style/Details: Give it a dark and sad feel to it.. I need it to be dramatic.
Size: 500x210

Crap
04-20-2014, 07:27 PM
Will do my best, thanks for returning. :)

Dire Hoef
04-20-2014, 07:53 PM
No problem..

Merry
04-21-2014, 10:58 PM
*twirls around* how do I look? :oi:

Crap
04-21-2014, 11:03 PM
*claps proudly with a grin*

Gorgeous, gorgeous!~ :mustache: Wonderful. Lovely. Great. Mesmerizing. Lovely!

Dire Hoef
04-21-2014, 11:08 PM
-sar_clap--approval-

Crap
04-21-2014, 11:22 PM
Glad to have another person's approval.

Seems like I have fans and shit wow dude finally something I can do right.

Dire Hoef
04-25-2014, 11:11 AM
Indeed. And your welcome..

Crap
05-01-2014, 10:29 PM
How is this? :)

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/hoefds_zps7703fe23.png

Sorry for the long wait! If you feel like something bothers you, do let me know and I'll do my best to perfect. ^^

Dire Hoef
05-01-2014, 11:16 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/e005ec7dea2c4449a2643e38e20ce9d7/tumblr_inline_mr4ubvj2bq1qz4rgp.gif

Thank you Crap.. You have really out-done yourself this time..

Crap
05-02-2014, 03:47 PM
Thanks, it was a pleasure! Glad you like it! :)

Kiki
05-02-2014, 10:54 PM
Got time for another, friend? :)

Crap
05-03-2014, 09:05 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmPAmV2Y42COBLcmt90tBZxfQ95JYD7 El-o1IuNsn89Q-rGDiU


probably.

Kris
05-04-2014, 02:07 AM
Can I request a cool set with this img?

http://me-illuminated.deviantart.com/art/Faith-in-Light-Diablo-3-Reaper-of-Souls-Fanart-440148189

And I gotta have the name "Kris" there somewhere. A cool quote shall be a welcome addition C:

Crap
05-04-2014, 07:09 PM
rofl kris always chooses the best pics

Kiki
05-04-2014, 09:39 PM
Welp, since I am running with the "Kiki's Delivery Service" shtick, I might as well keep it going.

Also, this request is waaaay easier than last time. Just a basic sig/av out this:
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/148/6/b/kiki_s_delivery_service_by_ofskysociety-d66yxmc.jpg

With just the added "Kiki" in swirly letters somewhere, preferably on the av, if you can fit it. <3

Pleeeease? :<

Crap
05-04-2014, 09:55 PM
Of course, darling. So not to mess too much with the pic, righ'?

Kris
05-05-2014, 01:17 AM
rofl kris always chooses the best pics

You always say the nicest things =D

Crap
05-05-2014, 06:31 AM
You are always the nicest person.

Kris
05-06-2014, 03:53 PM
It's the promised day! Where is my sig? XD

Crap
05-06-2014, 05:10 PM
I am working on it now.
And Kiki's.
And my lab coat design.
And my history exam.
And my maths homework.
And my latin homework and studying.
And my shitty french test.
And my finals.
And my physics project.

if i could only study physics and maths for the rest of my life i'd be so glad.
i fucking hate french

Crap
05-06-2014, 06:37 PM
krees
darling
why do you always have pictures so great I barely want to touch them? XD

Kris
05-06-2014, 07:12 PM
But you make such beautiful job with them =D

Crap
05-06-2014, 07:19 PM
Thank you! :D
But the picture is so perfect. D:

Kris
05-06-2014, 07:21 PM
There is no such thing as perfect :)

Crap
05-06-2014, 07:27 PM
Well, surely none that I can achieve. ~lol~

Crap
05-06-2014, 09:24 PM
How is this? :D

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/krees_zpsd1e058f6.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kreesa_zps5705b023.png

Kiki
05-07-2014, 02:53 AM
^ Ended up so freakin' baller.

Crap
05-07-2014, 07:03 AM
Thanks Kiki. :)

Crap
05-07-2014, 07:20 AM
Okay, here is what I have. :D Is this all you wanted? ^^

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kikis_zps69076d24.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kikisa_zps291b3d7d.png

I could totally change the font if you don't think it suits you. :)
And sorry I took so long for such a simple request.

Scapegrace
05-07-2014, 03:39 PM
Hi! I'd like a signature based around my fledgeling RP, >ITERATE. The general aesthetic is urban fantasy with a dash of horror; I can explain in greater detail via PM should you so desire, but I don't want to give out more information than that because of spoilers. The gimmick, on the other hand, is that the players are characters in an urban fantasy roguelike. They'll die a lot, but their characters are permanent, slowly gaining items and stat boosts from each iteration. However, the world they inhabit changes a little bit with every death...

>OH, AND MY CHARACTER,
>WELL, ME WHEN I'M WEARING MY GM HAT,
>RESPONDS TO THE PLAYERS' POSTS LIKE THIS.

Anywho, the main image for the game is the following fractal pattern:-
http://images3.alphacoders.com/711/71187.jpg
Which I've dumped in a spoiler box because it's quite large. If you don't like this image very much, that's fine, but I would like it to be a monochrome fractal pattern. Fractals - infinite branching choices - are a very good metaphor for the game.

For the text on it, I'd like it to be some creepy quote about choices, ending with "===>PLAY ITERATE? Y/N". That last bit should be on the bottom of the banner, if poss. The font choice is important: I'd like it to be the most '80s-computer-looking font you can find, in order to fit in with the general atmosphere of the thing I'm trying to create, hence why I've been splattering the board with bright green Courier New.

Your work is absolutely fantastic, and I really appreciate that you've taken the time to read this request. Thanks for taking this on.

===>CREATE BANNER? Y/N

Crap
05-07-2014, 06:11 PM
I love the font choice, I'm into that shit and your request is extremely interesting and, if I might add, well-written and expressed. I like the way you write. Thank you for your compliment on my work! It was surprising; a really high one to use too, 'absolutely fantastic'. And I like the end, you get me sort of intrigued in that roleplay of yours. It seems odd to me how you bothered to describe the roleplay to me. It was unexpected, unnecessary but helpful.

===>!NO

That means yes. So, you want nothing but that gorgeous fractal and a quote and that finishing text? Will do. :)

And yes you totally dumped it in a spoiler. ~lol~

Scapegrace
05-07-2014, 07:41 PM
>YOU HAVE SELECTED Y.
>YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.

But yeah, thank you so much for agreeing to do this - and for saying nice things about my game in the other thread. I really appreciate it when veteran members praise my stuff, it's just... validating, I suppose is the best word for it. There's probably a better one, but I'm not a smart enough painting to figure it out.

I just have to hope that other people share your enthusiasm for the concept and make you want to take part in it. =]

Crap
05-07-2014, 08:13 PM
Your appreciation of me is something I really do appreciate quite a lot as well! Hah, I fucking love the 'you brought this upon yourself' line. And when its opposite is used, as well! Yes, your game is a really well-put together idea! And very, very intriguing.

Veteran members though? Being a veteran of a forum that involves writing doesn't mean one is a good writer; or intelligent, for that matter. I know veteran members (more veteran than me, a lot. I wouldn't even be considered veteran, actually, since I've not been here for even a year) that I don't think are worthy of my respect or admiration in any way.

And personally my current impression of you is that you seem very intelligent. It might not mean much to you since I am also just a fellow mind and not superior in any natural, obvious way, but I do judge people's intelligence as more important than anything at all. Intelligence also isn't really the fitting word in a situation of whether you can find a more fitting word for something, it's just a matter of vocabulary and memory.

I hope so as well, I really do! Reading your game's OOC thread made me feel the same enthusiasm and interest as I did when I began playing Portal 2. And Portal 2 is my favorite game. :) Maybe it's a thing in particular for computery stuff, actually, but who cares. The point is that my interest is great. Both in the roleplay, and, actually in you as a person. :D

That sounded veeeeery condescending. Damn it, sorry if for a bit I might I have seemed too prideful and thinking of myself as superior. I promise I was not.

Scapegrace
05-07-2014, 08:26 PM
Four thousand posts, a shitload of rep, and one of the major suppliers of quality signatures... but not a veteran. Hm. Well, it's your decision. =]

Crap
05-07-2014, 08:39 PM
Then I am a veteran by your definition and perhaps, when put like that, by mine too.

But it still doesn't justify anything, it's not relevant at all.

Scapegrace
05-07-2014, 09:11 PM
The opinions of my peer group matter to me, more so when they're obviously intelligent. Bear in mind, this is the first RP I've set up on this site; I'm terrified that it'll go belly-up and make me look like an even bigger idiot than normal. Support from people like you means a lot to me. =]

Crap
05-07-2014, 09:14 PM
So do your words to me. :) Thanks for all the endless compliments. It wouldn't make you look like an idiot unless you are the one who screws up, I think.

Kris
05-07-2014, 11:23 PM
EPIC SET! <3

Crap
05-07-2014, 11:27 PM
Thank you, Kris! :D

Kiki
05-08-2014, 09:31 PM
WAAAHH. I LOVE IT, CRAP. YOU ARE THE BESTESTEST. :hugs:

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU ON SKYPE -call-

Crap
05-08-2014, 09:57 PM
I removed you cause you never answered to my messages since I had added you. ~lol~ I'll add you again.

And thank you very much!

//Scapegrace, I'll most likely have yours tomorrow! I would have totally done it today but I have an exam tomorrow and therefore must study.

Scapegrace
05-08-2014, 10:04 PM
It's perfectly fine; your exams are much more important. Don't stress out too much, though, I'm sure you'll be fine. =]

Crap
05-08-2014, 10:08 PM
I never do. I'm actually one of the least concerned people about tests usually. It's not even a final, so worthless. :p Thanks for the understanding.

Crap
05-09-2014, 07:10 PM
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/iterate_zps3816b07b.png

Here's what I got, Scapegrace. Let me know what you need changed and I'll work on it. :D

Scapegrace
05-09-2014, 08:13 PM
I love it! Just a couple of minor things, though:-

For the Director (Risk of Rain has one and it counts because shut up), queries are bolded and underlined, and have three equals signs before the arrow bracket. Also, if it's not a huge problem, um, while I like the quote, it's... it's good, but it's not right, as I believe that old US game show host said. >ITERATE is about making lots of choices and having the effects stack up on the world around you. Maybe something like:-

>CHOICES LIE BEFORE YOU.
>ENDLESS AS THE OPEN SKY.
>YOU ARE SHACKLED TO RESPONSIBILITY.
===>ACCEPT THIS? Y/N
>YOU HAVE SELECTED Y.
>YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.

Or whatever, Iunno. Just trying to keep with the atmosphere.

Crap
05-09-2014, 08:33 PM
Alright! I will add exactly that! :D

Crap
05-09-2014, 08:55 PM
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/iterate_zpsf8cd90d6.png

Better? :)

Scapegrace
05-09-2014, 09:17 PM
PERFECT.

<3

Crap
05-09-2014, 09:19 PM
Thank you! I'm so very glad you like it! I hope people show interest in >ITERATE soon! :D

Scapegrace
05-09-2014, 09:21 PM
So do I. 'S'why I'm going to push it as hard as I can. The banner will help SO MUCH! Thank you for doing this for me. =]

Crap
05-09-2014, 09:23 PM
It was entirely my pleasure! :D

Dire Hoef
05-10-2014, 12:19 AM
~ ~ Signature ~ ~

http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/foto/c/0/apps/3/208/3208536_371070.jpg

Text: "Will Never Be A Memory"
Colors/Style/Details: Since it's Sephiroth we are talking about make it dark!
Size: 500x210

~ ~ Avatar ~ ~

http://www.nathaliecallenaere.com/images/pin%20it/virus_ac/virus_ac_FF7_One_Winged_Angel.jpg

Text: No Text Included
Colors/Style/Details: Dark as well.
Size: 130x130

Crap
05-10-2014, 05:04 PM
I have a poster of Sephiroth on my wall!

Will do. Thanks for entrusting me with yet another set! :D

Dire Hoef
05-10-2014, 11:17 PM
No Problem.

Crap
05-15-2014, 08:55 PM
Is this good enough? :)

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/sephs_zps06027e75.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/sephsa_zpsf07e3fdc.png

Scapegrace
05-17-2014, 10:48 AM
Hi! Sorry to be a little grasping shit, but... I need a banner for another RP I'm running. Of the "I can submit this to the RP Of The Week" mould. Specifically, it requires this image:-

http://i.imgur.com/xXNpaOQ.png

I'd like the image in the centre to be made smaller (to fit in the banner) and shoved over to the left. The blue in the background should have the following text on it:-

(Across the rest of the banner) "Bulwarks of the Strong"
(Centred underneath, in a much smaller font) "A Risk of Rain RP"

I don't know if you've played Risk of Rain. You should. It's brilliant. The ethos is one suited to a kind of survival-horror game, like Predator mixed with Silent Hill but without all the action-movie bombast from the former, and that's the kind of game I want to play.

Hopefully you don't mind me begging for scraps too much. =]

Crap
05-17-2014, 11:12 AM
You have nothing to apologize for! It is my pleasure to serve you. :) I'll do my best, glad you're back!

Scapegrace
05-17-2014, 12:44 PM
Yay! Looking forward to the banner! =]

Hopefully this time I'll get the RP of the Week status. >ITERATE lost out, alas, alas...

Kris
05-21-2014, 07:59 PM
Couldn't decide which of the three I want so, I'm linking all three.

http://pascaldejong.deviantart.com/art/Touched-203955650

http://helmuttt.deviantart.com/art/Beautiful-Poison-356558909

http://helmuttt.deviantart.com/art/Greetings-256381130


I want set (sig + Ava), have the Kris name somewhere... and I'll let you do your magic with it, like you always do =D

Crap
05-21-2014, 08:26 PM
Gorgeous artist you have chosen, as always! Thank you for returning to me again! I will do my best.

Also working on yours, Scapegrace. Sorry that I took long, but I just passed an exam so I got that going for me.

Scapegrace
05-21-2014, 08:45 PM
Like I said, real life always trumps RPA. I'm just happy that you're doing this for me at all. =]

Crap
05-21-2014, 08:51 PM
Thank you! :D

Crap
05-22-2014, 10:15 PM
sorry i can't have them done today because i cut my ass on my own shit.

Scapegrace
05-23-2014, 08:39 AM
That's fi-

Well, you bleeding from your own bowels is pretty much the exact antithesis of fine, so I hope it clears up soon. Talk to your doctor about it if it keeps up, it could be bowel cancer.

Crap
05-23-2014, 08:54 AM
Rofl, no, I basically ate wood and then shat it, but thanks for being worried! ~lol~

It didn't bleed thankfully. If it had bled, I would have instantly gone to a doctor.

Scapegrace
05-23-2014, 08:58 AM
...

Why were you eating wood?

Have I accidentally befriended a death-watch beetle again?

Crap
05-23-2014, 09:31 AM
No, it's just that the seed in the middle of my favorite fruit, mirabelles is wooden and I eat that too. I have my whole life and never had a problem but suddenly it seems like yesterday my stomach decided to betray me and went on strike or something, all 'NO MOREEEEEEE. HERE YOU JUST FUCKING TAKE THESE AND SHIT THEM OKAY NO MORE DIGESTING WOOD'.

Scapegrace
05-23-2014, 10:11 AM
Ah. That makes a lot more sense.

Also, this conversation makes your username quite wonderfully apt. =]

Crap
05-23-2014, 08:38 PM
Yep. ~lol~

Dire Hoef
05-24-2014, 12:09 AM
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/155/b/5/ooh_doc_scratch_ooh_by_021-d3i2m5c.jpg
Text: I'm An Excellent Host..
Colors/Style/Details: Make it Flashy
Size: 500x210

Crap
05-24-2014, 12:20 AM
will do!

Merry
05-25-2014, 02:44 PM
a set, when you can please!
signature & avatar - 130x130 & 400x180 or there about for size, a little over is ok as long as it's under 500x220

Text M on the Avi, Merry on the Signature
Purples for the text color, please :)

http://images2.alphacoders.com/123/123712.jpg

Crap
05-25-2014, 07:20 PM
alrighty

Crap
05-25-2014, 08:55 PM
I'm sorry, Scape, this could have been a ton better but I was just not creative enough.

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/rorrp_zpsf484dc41.png

Sorry it took so long for such shitty product.

Kris
05-25-2014, 09:21 PM
Crap... It's taking too long T__T

Scapegrace
05-25-2014, 09:46 PM
How can you say it's shitty and uncreative when you're giving me EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED?

Cut yourself some slack, d00d. It's perfect. =]

Crap
05-26-2014, 07:11 AM
Thanks! Glad to hear that! :D

Sorry Kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees, making it now.

Crap
05-26-2014, 09:52 PM
http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kreesf_zps7a72b9f5.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kreesfa_zpsda8440f9.png

Kreeeeeeeeees how's this?

Kris
05-26-2014, 10:36 PM
I LOVE IT!!!!!!


Crap, can I ask you to add "Kris" to the sig too?

Crap
05-26-2014, 10:45 PM
Glad to hear you like it!! :D

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/kreesf_zps6f395753.png

Kris
05-26-2014, 10:51 PM
You're awesome <3

Crap
05-26-2014, 10:55 PM
Thank you, Kris!! You're too kind! :D

Dire Hoef
05-28-2014, 09:23 AM
Very nice.

Crap
05-28-2014, 10:29 AM
Yours is next. :)

Dire Hoef
05-28-2014, 10:53 AM
I shall be waiting.

Crap
05-28-2014, 10:59 AM
Hey can I have the name of your character? I wanna look up some background on him to get the right font choice.

Dire Hoef
05-28-2014, 11:12 AM
Doc. Scratch.

He is a part of the Homestuck Universe.

Crap
05-28-2014, 11:15 AM
Yes, I know. Thanks. :)

Crap
05-28-2014, 11:57 AM
How's this? :)

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/host_zpsd6f6e22d.png

Juder
05-28-2014, 07:08 PM
Do you do rendering?

Crap
05-28-2014, 08:07 PM
I have never done it outside of when it was necessary for a signature, if that counts. It must be easier to do it when you know which background the image will have to fit into, where it has to blend in than just making it look good for anywhere.. but I might want to try, depending on the picture. TLDR: I have never done it before, no.

Kiki
05-28-2014, 08:10 PM
How do you feel about doing a set for two people? I have to convince my boyfriend first. >.>

Crap
05-28-2014, 08:15 PM
One set for two? Too easy~

Like, one sig with two avatars or two sets?

Dire Hoef
05-28-2014, 08:35 PM
How's this? :)

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/host_zpsd6f6e22d.png

Not bad my fine sir.. Thank you..

Crap
05-28-2014, 08:41 PM
Thank you and it was my most pleasure! :) If I could have made it better in any way please do let me know.

Kiki
05-29-2014, 12:23 AM
One set for two? Too easy~

Like, one sig with two avatars or two sets?

Right! One sig with two avatars! You get me. @.@

Crap
05-29-2014, 07:11 AM
Easy as pi.
Irony.
Let me know when you've convinced the poor guy. :p

Azriel Lilith
05-29-2014, 02:25 PM
Could you make me a creepy signature and avatar, and I mean really creepy.

Something creepy like this, but, not exactly like that.

http://i62.tinypic.com/2rxwpxs.jpg

Maybe something creepy simular to that in a hallway of sorts, or I don't know. I just want something really creepy.

http://i58.tinypic.com/2wfvazq.jpg

There is another picture if it helps. Sorry if I am not clear enough or whatever. You can do whatever else you want, as long as it is super creepy, then I am happy. ^^ Although, I wouldn't mind maybe having 'The One' in one of the corners of the sig or something.

Crap
05-29-2014, 03:24 PM
Gah.. I can't just choose a picture for you, sweets, because I can't guess which picture you'd like and which not. What I consider creepy could not be as creepy or likable in general to you.
But in general is it okay if I get a creepy person in a hallway?

Azriel Lilith
05-29-2014, 03:35 PM
Yeah, Np Crap. So yeah, the best bet would probably be like a creepy monster thing/person staring at the screen from afar, something like the first picture I gave.

Crap
05-29-2014, 03:47 PM
Ok hallway or no hallway?

Lots of blood or not lots of blood? More darkness than blood or more blood than darkness? No blood at all?

Azriel Lilith
05-29-2014, 04:34 PM
I would say lots of blood, the hall way is up to you. I don't mind the place. It could be a forest, it could be a graveyard, whatever you think best. Darkness it good too. I'd say more blood than darkness, but, enough darkness to make it creepy.

Crap
05-29-2014, 05:03 PM
Okie dokie.

Crap
06-08-2014, 11:00 PM
this week, the most productive thing i did was brush my teeth.

sets coming soon probably rofl

Crap
06-13-2014, 05:38 PM
I am very sorry for this gigantic delay on the sets I currently have to do.

Dire Hoef
06-15-2014, 11:22 PM
http://digital-art-gallery.com/oid/9/640x303_3005_Weekend_Warrior_2d_illustration_motor cycle_helicopter_spy_secret_agent_bike_picture_ima ge_digital_art.jpg

Text: "Born Agent"
Colors/Style/Details: Epic and Espionage like.
Size: 500x210

Crap
06-16-2014, 08:42 AM
kk, hoef. thanks again.

Dire Hoef
06-16-2014, 07:04 PM
No problem Crap.

Kris
06-21-2014, 11:15 PM
Can you get me something epic out of this? (again, Kris in both sig and ava and some epic quote and I'm good C: )

http://ladyofpayne.deviantart.com/art/Champion-of-Kirkwall-2-204741072

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/113/d/c/f_hawke_mage_updated_by_a_m_b_e_r_w_o_l_f-d3ep4k4.png

http://naughtyboy83.deviantart.com/art/Dragon-Age-2-Female-Hawke-204471050

Crap
06-21-2014, 11:19 PM
yes.

endless apologies once more to the people that i have disappointed by prolonging the time taken until working on their sets to a shitload. i'm a total douchebag.

Elizabeth16
06-22-2014, 03:33 AM
You aren't lovely! :) take your time. People wouldn't ask you if your work wasn't worth the time to wait for! :D
As always, real life and whatever you may need to be happy come first. :hugs:

Crap
06-22-2014, 08:22 AM
yeah but it's a responsibility and i failed. it's been like a month since Merry requested her set and almost a month since Azriel did, and i'm just sitting here fully conscious of it.

DistortedReality
06-26-2014, 07:45 PM
CRAP! I require your services once more!

Picture: http://th06.deviantart.net/fs70/200H/i/2013/291/3/4/stanley_parable_wallpaper_by_dan_the_gir_man-d6qxde3.jpg If that doesn't work(which it might not cause i'm terrible at finding pictures to use, as evident in our last adventure) then just say and i'll go hunt for another
Text: "The End is Never The End"
Color&Size: Just make it look awesome

Thanks :D

Crap
06-27-2014, 06:27 PM
OMG THE STANLEY PARABLE! ♥

well, when i do get back and rush to make the ton of sets i have to make, i will make yours as well. i'm glad to see that even when i've been a total douchebag people still have faith in me. i promise soon all the sets will be done! my exams are all finished and i did wonderful! oh god yes!!!11

DistortedReality
06-27-2014, 06:29 PM
FUCK YEAH!

And no problem take your time :D

Crap
06-27-2014, 07:31 PM
i've had too much beer tonight.

I WILL BEGIN WORKING OMN SETS AGAIN SOON!!!

Crap
07-02-2014, 09:32 AM
ok i am currently done with all exam related business, sober and finally having no excuse to waste my shit time playing skyrim and watching anime all day long, so i am proud to announce that i am finally back and working at my best speed again!

First set I'll be working on is probably Azriel's. I'll be as quick as possible. You all have my most honest apologies for having taken so long for no real reason other than my personal feelings. I will endlessly feel like shit for this. If you no longer want anything from me then I will completely understand it.

Crap
07-02-2014, 10:20 PM
Yo Lilith, I'm pretty certain it's not satisfactory. I am really not experienced in what's creepy and what isn't, so I tried. Do let me know how I can make it better.

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/aliliths_zps65dd9e08.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/alilitha_zpsd5d18067.png

Kris
07-10-2014, 11:06 AM
WHERE'S THE SET?!?!?! XD

Crap
07-10-2014, 12:08 PM
o


right

Locke
07-17-2014, 05:25 PM
Picture: http://i.imgur.com/maBSn9Z.png
Text: USFS
Colors/Style/Details: Thats your call capn. One of the main themes of the RP is that its meant to be shrouded in mystery and secrecy, which I suppose could be reflected with a bleak white scheme, however i'm sure you know best.
Size: Any size will do for me mate, sig size perhaps?

Apologies for my vagueness.

Cheers mate

Crap
07-17-2014, 05:27 PM
show me the rp's ooc, if it's possible?
it's okay if not.
i'll do my best


once again apologies for the eternal time i have taken with most sets requested this past month(s). i didn't expect to get busy again after exams but apparently i am. will do everything asap.

Locke
07-17-2014, 06:47 PM
Afraid I have not completed the OOC yet, will be finished soon however.

Cheers

Crap
07-17-2014, 06:48 PM
to you too :)

StunnedMuffin
07-18-2014, 11:52 AM
Can I have an avi sig set please? :oi: I'm paitent, I can wait o3o but i'd like to have something made by you~ ^w^

Picture:http://www.wallpapermotion.com/wallpapers/13869-Okami-hd-desktop-wallpaper-image-photos#.U8kJ0_mSyQM
Text: If you could just type in StunnedMuffin that would be great :D and in the avi put my initials :D SM
Colors/styles: I need it bright and eye popping :D colorful! and cheery!
Size: Max that is allowed~

PLEASE AND TANK YOU!
I don't mind waiting :)

Crap
07-18-2014, 08:06 PM
Awwwwwww I am flattered! Thank you! To know that there is someone that knows about the dick I've been to everyone requesting sets from me lately and still wants my work as their signature! I might as well start working on everything right now!!

Kris
07-19-2014, 05:48 PM
*waiting for my sig*

Crap
07-19-2014, 05:53 PM
We are speaking like once in two days on skype or google, Kris. We spoke about your set yesterday. Why do you have to make me look like more of a douchebag here as well?

Kris
07-19-2014, 06:31 PM
I'm just letting the world know how awesome your work is, and how eager I am to make another request =D

Crap
07-19-2014, 07:08 PM
oh god please no more yay kris thanks!

kris' current set is my work.

Crap
07-20-2014, 04:17 PM
Here is the set requested by Distorted. As usual, if there's anything I can do to improve it, let me know. :)

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/dstp_zps1f76cc0b.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/dstpa_zpsb2c6f683.png

and yes that is the actual font the game uses.

Crap
07-20-2014, 04:59 PM
Hoef, I tried. Anything you want changed, let me know.

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/agenthoef2_zps2944c78c.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/agenthoef1_zpsf139c612.png

the only difference between them is the text. i could not decide.

// Also, just to let everyone know, I am currently in a rush of set-making, so thank you all for the fantastic patience you have shown. From now on, I will do my best to never let this sort of thing happen again.

Kris
07-20-2014, 05:08 PM
*Whistle*

You are so damn good!

I need to place another request here!!!

Crap
07-20-2014, 05:14 PM
Seriously? Another? I made a set for you yesterday. ~lol~ You have your own damn subfolder in my sets folder.

Kris
07-20-2014, 05:22 PM
^__^

Crap
07-20-2014, 05:26 PM
Getting to Locke and StunnedMuffin's asap. I see you guys stalking and waiting.

Locke
07-20-2014, 05:28 PM
Shit, back to Ninja school.

Crap
07-20-2014, 05:39 PM
Fucking terrible skills man, I would have had you repeat.

Dire Hoef
07-21-2014, 12:27 AM
Since I am a patient one and want to make Fluffy Hoef a reality I shall enlist a set for you my good sir..

http://persianwallpaper.ir/wallpaper/single/previews/1920x1200_20130512-210836_black-kitten-20065-1920x1200.jpg

Text: I am the one and only... Fluffy Hoef
Colors/Style/Details: Colorful
Size: 500x210


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http://1366x768hd.ru/images/details/3d_oboi_1/malenkiy_kotenok_20120904_1473976077.jpg

Text: Fluffy Hoef
Colors/Style/Details: Colorful as well
Size: 130x130

Crap
07-21-2014, 11:02 AM
Oh my, I love that artist! Apofiss is so wonderful at drawing cats. (http://apofiss.deviantart.com/gallery/)

Glad you liked the sig I made for you :) and very glad to see you requesting again. I will probably finish your set today, before Locke and StunnedMuffin's since I was having trouble with their sets and yours seems like it wouldn't need a lot of work.

Crap
07-21-2014, 01:30 PM
How are these? Any changes? :)

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/fluffyhoef_zps8abc80fc.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/fluffyhoefa_zpsa189e1fc.png

Locke
07-21-2014, 02:04 PM
Oh and yes, here's the RP OOC (http://role-player.net/forum/showthread.php?t=63479) as you requested.

Crap
07-21-2014, 02:59 PM
Lovely, thank you.

Dire Hoef
07-21-2014, 10:15 PM
How are these? Any changes? :)

http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/fluffyhoef_zps8abc80fc.png http://i1347.photobucket.com/albums/p714/cardicecold/beer/fluffyhoefa_zpsa189e1fc.png

Both really amazing..

However I am having trouble with the Avatar..

Can you turn the notch down on the colorness to a degree that can be used as an avatar?

If so then that would be wonderful.

- - - Updated - - -

Oh nevermind..

That was the remote file..

Crap
07-21-2014, 10:19 PM
I didn't know you were a fan of Cowboy Bebop! And thank you for your compliment. :) I am glad you liked them.

by the way, bothering me for months was the fact that you keep spelling 'handsom'. it's 'handsome'.

Dire Hoef
07-21-2014, 10:22 PM
I didn't know you were a fan of Cowboy Bebop! And thank you for your compliment. :) I am glad you liked them.

by the way, bothering me for months was the fact that you keep spelling 'handsom'. it's 'handsome'.

Actually I never altered the link or the words that are there ever since I set up the sig..

Now that I look at it.. I never realized until now..

And you are welcome!

Crap
07-21-2014, 10:46 PM
Yes, I didn't truly mean it in that way either. If you had altered it, you would have noticed. You're not the kind to miss on spelling.