Land of misfit fighters

[9 Tailed Kitsune]

This is where I put all my joke characters. I will pull these for a few reasons.


Self imposed challenges
"Screw your neighbor" battles
Opponant is underpowered


Fighter List (Bios to come)


Alisa Craig
Stopgo


If you have any fighters which would be under powered or based on gags, feel free to add them here too.

[9 Tailed Kitsune]

General Information:
Name: Alisa Craig
Age: Over 500 years, appears as a late teenager
Gender: F
Race: Human (Scottish) / Witch

Appearance:
Build: Diminutive, does not look strong, but can carry up to 160 lbs using only her arm muscles.
Hair: Dark and red, pulled back
Eyes: Green
Distinctive Features: Pale skin
Clothes / Armour: Dazzle camouflage pants which prevent opponents from gauging speed and distance. One would need to either be described as an expert marksman or have a luck trait in order to use ranged weapons against her. She wears a knitted barret and a curling jacket.

Fighting Style:
She starts off by using her curling broom as a melee weapon. After that she relies on her curling stones to finish an opponent off.
Weapons:
Her primary weapon is a broom, which also is her form of transport. She starts with 16 curling stones. 8 are red and are explosive, 8 are yellow and have blades sticking out from them.
She also has a beer/potion vat, usually reserved for after games, but during fights it either makes her invulnerable to pain or makes her opponent confused
Abilities: Being a witch, she is able to flood and freeze portions of the arena, effectively turning it into a curling rink. If opponents are caught in the flooding/freezing, their ankles will be stuck until they are able to break free with with physical force or heat. Note, this ability is ineffective in warm arenas.

Attributes:
She is able to fly on her broom.

Biography/Background: Born in medieval Scotland, she took up witchcraft and was going to be burnt at the stake. Instead she escaped, sometime in the 19th century she fell in love with the game of curling.
Personality: Not much of one, just very enthusiastic and lives for the fight.

note to judges: must explain where stones are and who the location is known to or else they will be in the most convenient location.

[9 Tailed Kitsune]

Name: stopgo
Age: creared sometime in the recently in Japan, parts replaced since
appearance: he is a monster with three eyes aligned vertically, he has a button on his right shoulder. He looks like a semtai villian

Fighing style: slow in himself, but can summon a mount. He relies on projectile and summons but can melee as well.

Weapons: his melee weapon is a stop sign with sharp edges. There are two which he carries, one with a long piece of rebar attached, and a short handle version.

Eyes: he has three eyes the top red eye freezes opponents in place, the yellow eye causes great fear, the green eye slings the opponent away from him, it has no damage in itself apart from environmental damage. Only one eye can be open at a time. There is also a catch, the opponent can hot the button on his shoulder to change the light to whatever they like.

backpack: his power supply is in a metal case on his back. If it is damaged, then the only eyes are blinking red or blinking yellow which are weaker versions of it. (Only ankles are frozen rather than everything from the armpits down, less fear)

attributes: lead paint and radioactivity acts as a neurotoxin if touched with skin (or similar surface). Note - opponent must have permiable surface and nervous system for this to be relevent.

summons: he is able to summon traffic at will, no matter where the battlefield is. Causing opponsnts to dodge or be run over, can also jump on the back of traffic and have it as a mount.

Backstory: created when toxic sludge from the nuclear reactor in Japan hit some traffic equipment. It created a monster.

note to judges: must say which eye is open to start if stopgo does not have first move.