Legion's Parodies.

[Mosaic]

So this is basically a thread of any and all songs that I listen to and change certain lines or even the majority of the lyrics with. Anything I put in the songs are not my personal views, but merely for entertainment purposes.

So lets start off with one that randomly came to mind while listening to Ass Like That by Eminem and thinking of the staff of RPA.


I call it.



I'll be


The way you post it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
The way you ban it
You make my keyboard go
Tick-Clack clack clack

I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
The way you ban it
You make my keyboard go
Tick-Clack clack clack

The way she move's she's like a spam banna
She's movin' those threads to the new Forums
I think someone sent me a PM, I don't think I'ma answer
Nazgul saying freeze! Tick-clack clack clack

What do you mean freeze? Please I'm a human being
I have RPs, I'm not done not till I'm finished RPing
I am not resisting warning, I am agreeing
Mister Nazgul Sir, I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a spam whore
I just like to RP, RP, RP

Yes I make R 'n' B
I sing song that go ringy chong
Ching chong chong chong ching
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend, I'm sorry please, please forgive
For I am Legion the random one, I am a mere member
I can get away with anything I type and you will love it!

The way they greet them
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
The way you ban them
You make my keyboard go
Tick-Clack clack clack

Merry Gentry
Looks oh so temptin'
Merry I ain't never seen a Staff like that
Every time I see the threads on RPA
My keyboard goes
Tick-clack clack clack

Mary Sue and Annie used to be so wholesome
Now one is getting green, the other looks good Purple
I go the the downtown and post around with my keyboard
Nazgul saying freeze, Tick-clack-clack-clack

What do you mean freeze? Jeez, I just got my RP
I have posting, look I put it away my spoiler spoiled
Please do not remove me from this Downtown forum please
I did not even get to see Anne Bonnie's blogging scenes
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm a common spambot
This RP is P.G. Mister Nazgul, I demand to appeal against warning.

I will simply plead being hacked, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, Free, right back on the threads
What do you mean Shepard is with Siksta?
He's too busy, I'm Legion!
Blue_Tornado has turned quickly green
And I can say that and you laugh
'Cos there's a puppet on my hand!

The way you greet them
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
The way you ban them
you make my keyboard go
Tick-clack clack clack

The Gypsy Queen is
Moderator of the C/G
I ain't never seen a mod like that
Maybe next time I'll say Staff
And she'll make my keyboard go
Tick-clack-clack-clack

The way they ban they make them run a gogo
In that thread they scream 'Get out' you bozos
We need new members, 'Hi my name is JoJo'
Kailya saying Freeze, Tick-clack-clack-clack

What the hell where is Naz?
My forum posts can not be seized
And all my past RPs, I just linked cookies!
Miss Kailya, please, give me back Nazzy!
Here, I make Weegee face, take a look at this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if I can say 'I'll never give'
You up, on the forum, but I think I did
Shepard, is that your best? I think I just saw you 1337
Psyche, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
I don't think my joke is working, I must log off
Quick get to the chopper, everybody get down
I am not Legion, I am /B get down!

The way you greet them
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen a Staff like that
the way you ban them
You make my keyboard go
Tick-clack-clack-clack

So Mysteria
Will you RP-RP with me please?
I ain't never seen a staff like that
'Cos the way you greet them
You make my keyboard go
Tick-clack clack clack

The fuck is wrong with you?
What Lance?
You didn't include me you asshole!

I did this for shits and giggles, and did my best to include all of the staff. Necella help me on a few lines I was stuck on, mainly making mention of the colors of the staff members.




Roleplay Adventures Rhapsody. Parody of: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (http://role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=341143&postcount=7)
Don't Ban Me Now. Parody of: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen (http://role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=342668&postcount=28)
Taco Bell Jingle. Parody of: Duncan Hills Jingle by Dethklok (http://role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=354491&postcount=37)
The Forum Troller Song. Parody of: Bed Intruder Song (http://role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=458829&postcount=41)
Butt-Her Face. Parody of: Poker Face by Lady Gaga (http://role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=462625&postcount=52)
Mosie Cthulhu Love Song. Parody of: Toki Wartooth Love Song by Dethklok (http://role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=689018&postcount=60)
Verlous's Favorite Things Parody of: My Favorite Things from The Sound Of Music (http://role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=719463&postcount=74)
RPA Criminals Parody of: Smooth Criminal Alien Ant Farm Version (http://role-player.net/forum/showpost.php?p=720716&postcount=76)

[Ace of Hearts™]

FUCKING AWESOME!

[CALYPSO]

Hilarious XDD

[WordsofWisdom]

*bows to the lord of song.*

EDIT: Could I request Bohemian Rhapsody next?

[Mosaic]

Hmm...I'll work on that one, I'll see if I can find any inspirations to parody it. I might do another RPA based parody using a majority of the members instead of strictly the staff if I do B.R.

[Anne Bonny]

Oh my goodness!

+ rep

B(

MOAR PLS

[Mosaic]

Is this the intro?
Is this just a filler post?
Just caught a spam bot,
Time to raise the ban hammer
Open your eyes
Look up to the board and see
I'm just a newbie (newbie)
I need no mentoring
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Posting high, Posting low
Any way the posts go
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Merry just banned a bot
Put the hammer against his post
Sent my report, now he's banned
Merry, deserves a pair of shoes
But now Neccy went and wore them all away
Siksta, Slathalin
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back online this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

((Necella on piano))

Too late, your time has come
Selling tickets for Jet Blue
Finger's aching all the time
Goodbye, spambot
You've got to go
Gotta leave us all behind and We'll Roleplay
Nazgul, oooooooh (Stop being so damn idle)
RPA don't want no spam
Sometimes wish I had the ban hammer for myself

((Legion rips out awesome guitar solo))

I saw Annie making out with Neccy
ShadowStrike, ShadowStrike, will you post some pictures
Weegee-face and Rick Rolls, very, very frightening me
(WordsofWisdom) WordsofWisdom (WordsofWisdom) WordsofWisdom, WordsofWisdom Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o
I'm just a newbie nobody loves me
He's just a newbie from a stupid forum
Spare him his posts from his idiocy

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Necella! No, we will not let you go
Let her go
Necella! We will not let you go
Let her go
Necella! We will not let you go
Let her go (Will not let you go)
Let her go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let her go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Annie Bonny, Annie Bonny) Annie Bonny, let me go
The Gypsy Queen has the Clan-and-Guild put aside for me, for me, for me!

((Legion Rocks out on his guitar again!))

So you think you can spam me and sell me viagra
So you think you can convince me into buying Cialis
Oh, baby, though that is rather tempting
I just gotta get out, just gotta get out and Roleplay

((MORE GUITAR WHO CARES ABOUT THE PIANO!))

(Oooh yeah, YOU'RE BANNED!)

((Damnit Neccy you really had to ruin my guitar streak with that piano shit?))

RPA really matters
Everyone can see
RPA really matters
RPA really matters to me

Any way the RPs go...

Had Neccy's help with quite a few spots, and I think it came out wonderfully. We made mention of a few members here and there and one specific spam whore, Words of Wisdom since you suggested the song you got a special place in the parody. Everything in the double parenthesis is just random stuff I wanted to put in for humor sakes making note of what came in between stanzas, and anything in single parenthesis is all the backup vocal stuff.

[CALYPSO]

-yes-

[Anne Bonny]

I saw Annie making out with Neccy

YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT

PS
Necella, you rule on piano!

These are magical. I love them!

[Mosaic]

Glad you like them Anne, I'm working on getting this thread noticed more.

[Wattz]

I freaking love the Bohemian Rhapsody one XD.

Can you believe I read both of them with the actual music playing? Good stuff 8D.

[Mysteria]

Very nicely done! I have always loved that song too!

[John]

I saw Annie making out with Neccy That reminds me, did you still want the pics?

And there are but two words that sum up this thread so far. Awe Some. Keep it up!!!

And if you're taking requests, how about a little Led Zeppelin XD

[Ace of Hearts™]

DUDE! You need to hear "Don't stop me now" I can see it about the spammers who manage to spam the whole forum. "Don't ban me now!"

[Wattz]

DUDE! You need to hear "Don't stop me now" I can see it about the spammers who manage to spam the whole forum. "Don't ban me now!"

This.

I agree with it.

[V]

Really cool Legion :D

What is next? XD

[Alice]

Wow. These are ah-mazing. I love the first one. :P
Keep going~

[Hybrid_Thing]

ROFL Legion, that was awesome! XD Loved both of 'em!


That reminds me, did you still want the pics?

And there are but two words that sum up this thread so far. Awe Some. Keep it up!!!

And if you're taking requests, how about a little Led Zeppelin XD

Yes, some Zep would be awesome! Trampled Under Foot, Trampled Under Foot...

[John]

Bring it on Home, Bring it on Home...

[WordsofWisdom]

Thank you. You literally turned a shitty night into a great one. (y)

[Sigma]

After listen to Bohemian Rhapsody while readying your version. I just laughed as I sang along :XD:

Great job Legion!

[Mosaic]

Glad to know people are enjoying it.
I felt like getting back into the song parody stuff, I used to do random freestyle parodies with an old friend for shits and giggles, I kinda stopped after high school, but started craving getting back into it.
What better way to parody songs other than with stuff i know, RPA, its staff, its spambots, and its insane yet lovable members.

I'll flip through some of my Led Zep collection and see which one is best fitting. I'll take any specific requests anyone has, just try not to overload me on it, I will take a max of 3 requests at any given time. I will take band requests where I free pick a song, or specific song requests.

So far the list sets at:
1. Led Zep
2. Empty
3. Empty

[V]

Hmmm how about some Beastie Boys?

[Poison's Beauty]

love the rhapsody, very amusing :D

[Ace of Hearts™]

Again, I'll request, "Don't Stop Me Now" By Queen.

[Anne Bonny]

Hey hey hey

If you do the video thing, you have to post the lyrics too because I won't be able to watch the vid at work (since I'm usually there) and I don't want to miss out!

[Mosaic]

Nah it was the idea of doing a video of whatever I post, so at the moment I'm really thinking of doing Staff Like That. I just need to get an audio manipulation program so I can edit out the vocals.

[Mosaic]

Double post you sicko's what did you think I meant?


Anyways since ShadowStrike gave me the idea first here's the song.
Led Zep and Beastie Boys come next.




Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive and the forum, I'll turn it inside out Yeah!
I'm posting around selling shoes
So don't stop me now don't stop me
'Cause I'm selling plane rides selling plane rides

I'm a spam bastard leaping through the threads
Like a phisher defying the laws of internet
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Gaga
I'm gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

I'm burning through the threads Yeah!
Two hundred posts to go!
That's why they call me Mister Spamming Whore!
I'm postin' at the speed of light
I'm gonna make a supersized man of you ((Yay natural male enhancement reference))

Don't ban me now I'm showin' off web designs
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna get a good price just give me a PM
Don't ban me now ('Cause I'm giving a good price)
Don't ban me now (Yes I'm giving a good price)
I don't want to stop at all

I'm a advertiser on my way to blogs
On a message streak
I am a bastard child I'm out of control
I am a spam machine ready to repost
The same message all-over
Oh oh oh oh oh posted!

I'm burning through the threads Yeah!
Two hundred posts to go
That's why they call me Mister Spamming Whore
I'm spammin' at the speed of light
I wanna make a superchesty woman out of you

Don't ban me don't ban me don't ban me
Hey hey hey!
Don't ban me don't ban me
Ooh ooh ooh (I like it)
Don't ban me give a good deal good deal
Don't ban me don't ban me
Ooh ooh Alright
I'm burning through the threads Yeah!
Two hundred threads to go!
That's why they call me Mister Posting Whore!
I'm posting at the speed of light
I wanna make a superbusty woman of you

Don't stop me now I'm giving so many great deals
I'm having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna get a great price
Just give me a PM
Don't ban me now ('Cause I'm giving a good deal)
Don't ban me now (Yes I'm giving such great deals)
I don't wanna stop at all

La la la la laaaa
La la la la
La la laa laa laa laaa
La la laa la la la la la laaa hey!!

Maybe not as good as I had envisioned, but I might revise it.

I should probably provide a list and direct links to these song parodies so they don't get lost, kind of a small archive of what I do.

[Dr. Dream]

Legion, these are all great. I would plus rep you but it won't let me, I has to spread some around b4 giving to you again :P. Great work! I love em!

[CALYPSO]

Okay. That.

That was hilarious LOL ~rofl~

[Shepherd]

Alright, wasn't too keen on the first one (cause I hate the original song) but great job on both the queen ones. They were quite funny.

I have a request.
B.Y.O.B - system of a down

[Ace of Hearts™]

If the laws of nature allowed, I'd bare your children.

[CALYPSO]

ROFL! ~rofl~

I really wish I can rep you for that :giggle:

[Ace of Hearts™]

Then do it.

Since I'm a big fan of Queen, I could sing it without the music. Singing into a brush in the mirror isn't as cool as it looks, 'specially when you're a dude.

[CALYPSO]

Can't. Says I have to rep someone else before I rep you again. BAW.


Legion. Post moar.

[Ace of Hearts™]

Could I maybe suggest 'Heat of the Moment' by Asia?

[Mosaic]

Alright I am still working on requests, but the first two are a bit tricky for me since I'm not all that familiar with the bands, but I've picked one out for Led Zep, just working on switching the lyrics around and making it flow.

Beastie Boys is going to take some listening to and researching since my current easily available songs are rather limited, so I'm using youtube for the rest of the hunting.

Shep BYOB is being worked on as well.

So until I finish those requests, I'll be posting a few things that I put together myself.

This one has NOTHING to do with RPA, just a random thing I wanted to do since at Taco Bell, we're rolling out an "Orange and Cream" FruItista as a new product to replace the Margarita flavor. So here it is.



Do you folks like orange?
Real orange
From the trees
Of Florida

The Bell of Tacos will wake you
From a thousand deaths
A cup of frozen vomit!
(Dying, dying)
You're dying for a cup

This tastes like utter shit!
Holy fucking crap!
How do you drink this stuff?!
(Shitting, shitting)
You're shitting for a cup

Prepare for ultimate brain freeze!
You're gonna get some milk!
And scream... for our cream

Orange 'n' Cream
Orange 'n' Cream
Orange 'n' Cream

FRUITISTA!

This...show's my hatred for Taco Bell new product roll outs, it's simple, again listen to the song while reading the parody. Hopefully it's still good, I seriously threw this together in like 8 minutes as soon as my head went "Orange and Cream" and I started going "Now Scream for our Creeeeeaaam" in the middle of the store while putting the cream in the cup.

[CALYPSO]

I couldn't play the song in the background, but I still find it hilarious. ~rofl~ I wanna see more from you, slave!

[ILYTH]

I know you have quite a backlog of requests now but I have a great idea, Nosebleed Section - Hilltop Hoods (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSFT2OKcdk0)
About Downtown

[TheDarkness]

I write Sinds not tragedies, I just wanna see what you come up with.

[Mosaic]

Right so the first two requests I can not do. I've been stumped on what to do for three months now. I'm still going to take a crack at the BYOB one for now, and maybe the IWSNT one as well. For now here's one I felt like doing just off of random inspiration today.

My parodies just might be back!



He’s lurkin in your forums
He’s makin errbody butt hurt
Tryna troll em so y’all need to

Hide your threads, Hide your noobs
Hide your threads, Hide your noobs
Hide your threads, Hide your noobs
and hide your admins
Cuz they’re trollin errbody out here

You don’t have to come and confess
We see what you post
We gon ban you
We gon ban you

So you can fuckin' log off
Fuckin' log off
Fuckin' log off, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy

We got your IP
You done left stupid posts and all
You are so dumb
You are really dumb–for real

The troll got away leaving behind the butthurt form

I was trolled by some idiot in the spam forums
So dumb, So dumb, So dumb, So

He’s loggin in your forums
He’s trololoin erryone
Tryna troll em so y’all need to

Hide your posts, Hide your blogs
Hide your posts, Hide your blogs
Hide your posts, Hide your blogs
and hide your Nazgul
Cuz they’re trollin errbody out here

You don’t have to come and confess
There's no warnin' for you
We gon ban you
We gon ban you

So you can fuckin' log out
Fuckin' log out
Fuckin' log out, homeboy
Home, home, homeboy

Original song link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKsVSBhSwJg&


Disclaimer: All parodies are non profit, and done just for fun. True credit for any parodies I do go to the creators of the original songs.

[Miss Devil]

OH MY GOD. Why didn't I see this SOONER? I want to request one! I want one! XD

[CALYPSO]

ROFL! Mosaic, I love that one ~rofl~

[Miss Devil]

THAT WAS AMAZING! -REP-

[Ace of Hearts™]

Admit it, you saw my old sig and was inspired.

[Mosaic]

what old sig?

[Ace of Hearts™]

I had: Hide you Kidz, hide yo Wife, and hide you Husband cuz they RPin' errbody up in here. I got rid of it just today, but it's being redone by Necella.

[Mosaic]

eh, i was listening to the song and it seemed easy enough to play with.

That's how I pick all the songs I mess with, if they seem easy enough to move around, I work on them. That and I hadn't really done a parody about trolling yet.

I've done the staff, the members in general, the spambots, and now trolling. Hmmm what else what else can I do.

[Ace of Hearts™]

You should keep it all RPA. Do some Lady GaGa.

[Mosaic]

I've been thinking about it, but I think Neccy would kill me

[Anne Bonny]

THE BEST SONGS

[Mosaic]

Right so this is inspired by Random Letter's suggestion of Lady Gaga.
That and I'm a horrible human being because Poker Face was on the radio at work and this group of Buck Fugly chicks walked in acting like they were hot shit trying to flirt with some of the guys up front. And I made a mean and nasty bastardly comment...that broke out into a song to the beat of Poker Face.

This is my parody of Poker Face inspired by mine and my co workers bastardlyness and overall lack of souls.


Look at that right at the other end of the bar
I can have a little fun with that hot ass body (Go for it)
She turns to look at me and I nearly crap my pants
Everything is fine as hell, everything's fine butt-her face

Uh, eh, uh, eh, Uuugghh, eeh-uh-mm-ehn-ugh-hmm
I'll take a shot, or more to be safe
Uh, eh, uh, eh, Uuugghh, eeh-uh-mm-ehn-ugh-hmm
I'll take a shot, that face to erase

Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(You've got to bag her face up)
Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(Put a bag over that shit)

B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(So Futt Bug-ly)
B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(So Futt Bug-ly)

I wanna roll with her, but first I need whiskey
It's a gamble but she just might be a freak (Don't touch it)
I think I'll need to buy a big beer funnel
I just hope by the next morning I don't wake up with her

Uh, eh, uh, eh, Uuugghh, eeh-uh-mm-ehn-ugh-hmm
I'll take a shot, or more to be safe
Uh, eh, uh, eh, Uuugghh, eeh-uh-mm-ehn-ugh-hmm
I'll take a shot, that face to erase

Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(You've got to bag her face up)
Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(Put a bag over that shit)

B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(Don't even try)
B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(Don't even try)

I'll just tell, you got a nice bod
Try to bed you
Cause I’m buzzin' with my cousin
I need him here to pick me up come tomorrow morning
Just like the chick at the last bar
To your place for some good fucking fun
I promise this, promise this
I won't be there when you wake up

Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(You've got to bag her face up)
Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(Put a bag over that shit)

Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(You've got to bag her face up)
Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(Put a bag over that shit)

Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(Put a bag over that shit)
Don't dare look,
Don't dare look
No I won't see her butt-her face
(We won't blame you if it's plastic)

B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(Oh Oh Oh God)
B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(Oh Oh Oh God)

B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(Bag that shit up)
B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(Bag that shit up)

B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(I can not look)
B-b-b-butt-her face, b-b-butt-her face
(I can not look)

[Sigma]

Hahahahaha! I just loved it. that was just hilarious!

[Anne Bonny]

Oh dear! I feel so bad for laughing so hard!

[Wattz]

I'm kind of in love with the Bed Intruder one because well... let's face it, Antoine is just too awesome XD.

Good stuff! 8DD

[Mosaic]

good to know I still got it and that some people lack a little bit of soul just like me

[CALYPSO]

LOL! I love this one ~rofl~ XD

[Mosaic]

hehe, thanks I try.

[Mosaic]

Anyways, double post and all, yeah but Just an update here.

Keep a look out over the next few days *tomorrow if were all lucky*

I'll be having another Parody, I'll go ahead and give you guys the song I'm doing this time.

Rat in a Cage by Smashing Pumpkins.

[Mosaic]

Hooray for a triple post, but it's been a while since the last post so that makes it ok right? RIGHT! RIGHT ANNE!!!!!!

Anyways In celebration of Luthien's birthday I've constructed a little parody from the Toki Wartooth love song dedicated to how we started dating. A few people from the old forum knows how it goes, and Anne definitely knows how it goes XD But here it is.


*phone rings with an epic ringtone*
Mosaic: Hello's
Anne: Mr. Mosaic?
Mosaic: "Yes?"
Anne: "We have some very good news for you. We found your RP Nerd mate"
Mosaic: "HEY REPENT! THEY FOUND MY RP NERDS MATES!"
Anne: "We found the Nerd you're going to spend the rest of your life with. Her name is Luthien, also Necella"
Mosaic: "Oh wowies, that's great news! Guys I'm going ons my big dates, wish me lucks"
Repent!: "Good Luck!"

Song:
I only RPed with you
But I think I loves you
You ams the roleplayer of my dreams
Roleplay Adventures brought us together
And I thinks that you are the RPer for me
I am Mosie
You am Luthien
And we mets onlines
Because I'm gonna makes you mines
Probably gets married
Why are these freaking
Rabbits at our damned wedding
Were gonna have dinner
I am Mosie

Now I know the last lines don't make much sense with the rest of it, but I wanted to make fun of the last part of the music video.

Music video link so you can read along with the song in the background

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueLkh_SkXKI

[CALYPSO]

teehee! I love this XD

Now if only I scared you the first time we met by dressing up as a fat man or something ~rofl~

[Mosaic]

Oh god i don't know what I would have done, it was bad enough that you came up to me doing the Creep.

[Anne Bonny]

*gasp*

I... I can't stop laughing!!!

[Wattz]

XDDD Oh my gosh, too goofy! The end with the rabbits made me laugh especially hard, it was so random *yuppers*.

[Mosaic]

I'm glad you both like it XD

Now I just have to work on getting this thread noticed again and pop out another parody in a few days.

[Wattz]

Ace had the idea for you to parody "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" with "The Fresh Prince of Lorana", so I'm passing off the message cause he's too lazy *yuppers*.

But yeah, there's an idea for your awesome skills! If you think it's a good idea, of course XDDDD.

[Mosaic]

I can take a stab at it, I even talked Luthien into using it for one of the Princes from Lamordia in the RP XD

[Ava]

I write sins not Tragedys. :D

[Mosaic]

I actually just got a good idea for the I write sins not tragedies, Luthien has agreed to help me with it too ^_^ I love my wonderful girlfriend.

I'm thinking something with a title along the lines of "I conduct weddings not circus acts" for the PaTD! song.

[Sigma]

Loved it! both funny, and the song was pretty good.

[mcstringer]

How about one for "Smooth Criminal" by MJ or Alien Ant Farm?

[Alice]

OMG, the Love Song. ~lmao~ YES. I'll look through my music library and come up with a few suggestions. XD

[Ava]

:D I'm now happy :D

[Mosaic]

alright I've been procrastinating on some of those ideas but here's one I got recently. Inspired by my Dark Elf Assassin from the RP "Athamar: Quests for Lorana"



Blood drops on metal, stabbing crying children
Bright shiny new blades, and fresh running blood streams
Tightly bound victims hung from the ceiling.
It's nothing personal, just good business

Back stabbing companions, fresh sweet strawberries
Guard bells and grave bells, and crisp new health potions
Wild animals that maul all trespassers
These are a few of my favorite things!

Barmaids in small dresses with red satin bedsheets
Blood spray that sticks to my lips and eyelashes
Smooth running jobs that result in gold coins
These are a few of my favorite things!

Watch those dogs fight, when my blade sinks
Deep into their flesh! When I break your knees
I stop and think, then I realize that I'm bad!

I only felt like doing the first part, I couldn't think of anything else to expand on it that wouldn't result in major repeats. I may extend this later on, but for now I'm content with how disturbing this makes him sound XD

Oh yeah: Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw2VX5wQYQg

[Wattz]

I laughed so hard XDDD Well done!

[Mosaic]

As I snuck into your window
I heard the sound of a piano
I wasn't the first in your apartment
He left strange stains on the carpet
She was sitting at the table
I could see she's not an emo!
So she ran to the computer
But it was shut down
It has no power!

Anne Bonnie, are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK, Bonnie!
I am leaning strangely
I'm leaning
How am I not falling!
I am leaning strangely
I'm leaning
How am I not falling!
Anne Bonnie, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Bonnie!

Bonnie, are you OK
Can you not log onto RPA?
Oh those stains are tearstains
Where is Nazgul?
On the piano, Annie
He's wearing a strange mask
Since when's he the Phantom of the Opera!
Did you tell him he's fired again?
He was struck down
I'll talk to him!

Nazgul, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Nazzie!
I am leaning strangely
I'm leaning
How am I not falling!
Nazzie, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Nazzie!

You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A smooth Anne Bonnie!

So they spammed the downtown
It was Caturday
What an odd day
You could see my salutations
Sounding Perma-bans
IP Ban Hammers!

You're Bad, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, You're Bad
I am leaning strangely
I'm leaning
How am I not falling!
You're Bad, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, You're Bad
I don't feel sorry
You are bad
No one feels bad for you!

Annie, are you OK
Will you tell us that you’re OK
There’s a sign on the front page
There's no spammers!
A piano, NAZZIE!
They came onto our blog pages
They left dumb links on the forum!
Then they spammed more
They were struck down
It was their doom

Spammies, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, spammies
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been banned by
A smooth Anne Bonnie!

((Spammers get on top of a car))

MY BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLSSSSS
((Anne hits them with a ban bomb))

WOW!
NA-NA-NA-NANANAZGUL
NA-NA-NA-NANANAZGUL!
(This pretty much repeats for the whole freakout line))

Bonnie, are you OK
Can you not log onto RPA?
Oh those stains are tearstains
Where is Nazgul?
On the piano, Annie
He's wearing a strange mask
Since when's he the Phantom of the Opera!
Did you tell him he's fired again?
He was struck down
I'll talk to him!

Nazgul, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Nazzie!
I am leaning strangely
I'm leaning
How am I not falling!
Nazzie, are you OK
You OK
Are you OK, Nazzie!

LINK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE&ob=av2e)

[Anne Bonny]

*throws hands in the air*

I think this is my most favorite one yet!

[Mysteria]

OMG, This thread is so totally awesome! I'm loving it! REP!

Do some more, please!!??

[Alice]

Ohmygosh. :XD: BRAVO! Rep added! XD

[Stryker]

w-what did I just see?

*Blinks, unsure as to whether to clap or.... idk.*

[Mosaic]

XD I'll have more to come I promise.

This will be a bit more active than it was when I first started. Hell two songs in a month isn't too shabby XD

[Kris]

OMG! "The RPA Criminals" is brilliant XD

[mcstringer]

Haha, ouch, ouch I hurt. RPA Criminals... ow. Need to stop laughing... ow.

[Mosaic]

Now for a TOTAL genre change!


She's always online by Seven or Eight
She likes to talk birds no matter how late.
She just won't bother if you're the one that she hates
That's why Anne Bonnie is the Boss

Doesn't play crap plots by 1337 sp3ak1ng n3wbs
Won't go to war wearing swords or a mace
She'd rather sit down, read, and turn a good page
That's why Avari is the shit!

Yes, I just referenced Until Kingdom Comes, I thought it was good.
She just fired, Nazgul Agaa
aaiiin with this drama, these spammers don't quit
That's why Anne Bonny is the Boss

She won't miss a chance, to be online anytime
She likes it when these songs actually rhyme
She keeps Nazgul dressed up like a mime
That's why Anne Bonnie is the boss

She'll have no spammers mucking up her forum
She hates Pyramid Head coming to town
She'll just throw Shepherd
In the way as she runs
That's why Annie wins the game.

She likes to see Nazgul in a pink dress
A strange fetish, to be truly sure
Hates when he doesn't, wear matching heels and lipstick
That's why Anne Bonnie....That's why Anne Bonnie
That's why Anne Bonnie is the Boss!

Yep I just did some Frank Sinatra (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymo1GOH8REI&ob=av2n)

*throws confetti* HOORAY FOR PARODY NUMBER 10

[Fox Xalian]

Anne will just love this! And we should mention I gave the song suggestion and requested this to be done for Anne.

[Mosaic]

You kinda just did mate.

[CALYPSO]

that one was pretty cute XD

[Anne Bonny]

Mosie! Are you kidding me???

That's absolutely amazing! *wub* It's so funny and sweet and flattering and hilarious and... Holy cow dude, that's the very best!

[Mosaic]

I should probably do one for Naz now.

One that DOESN'T have to do with me pointing out that he's Anne's personal....well I'll let you all fill in that blank XD

[Mosaic]

So I'm playing with the idea of doing Rap Battles between forum RP characters XD
I've been reading a few RPs and have some characters in mind, just need good counterparts for them

[mcstringer]

How about some Jonny Cash for a good Nazgul parody. Folsom Blues or Ring of Fire?

edit: I can think of a billion others if those don't work..... Wait scratch all dat s@#$ Saints of Los Angeles by Motley Crue

[Mosaic]

I fucking love Motley Crue, why have I never thought of that. I can see Saints of Los Angeles, or Shout at the Devil as a good one!

[Mosaic]

Right so I've been talking about trying my hand at a rap battle scheme just as a trial thing.
I talked with a co-worker who is into videogames like I am and they know the Epic Rap Battles of History as well, and suggested I do a videogame theme. So I'm taking their advice and doing a pairing they suggested as a first time trial.

So without further ado


Mario:
You son of a Gooma! I'll stomp you like a Koopa right into the ground!
There's no comparison here friend. We know which of us is going down.
It takes you three games to realize your not the main guy!
So come on bring Claudia over and she won't be so shy!
You're done Ezio, Revelations your through, you're not going any farther
After all you couldn't even save your own father!

Ezio:
I am an assassin you half pint bitch. Hear my creed!
What's that your princess is in another castle? Look at this she's on my steed.
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
You won't last long if your rhymes are like the one you listed.
Stop acting high and mighty, you're games are no Picasso
Now get off your knees and stop sucking Luigi's cazzo!

Mario:
You think you're a big shot? Get the hell down!
After this you're gone, I'll be sticking around!
You playboy bitch, I founded the gaming industry!
Just remember one thing you're nothing but a memory!

Ezio:
You're a sell out Mario. Your games don't make a story!
After thirty full years you're just entertainment at stupid parties!
Oh Mio Dio Mario, are you going to cry?
Requiescat in pace, Game over cause you're all out of lives!

[CALYPSO]

more please =)

[Wattz]

Man I love those epic rap battles of history XDDD. Excellent stuff!