What's in the box?

[Merry]

You are lounging about, on RPA.. doing.. whatever it is you do on RPA.
Suddenly *bing, bong* Doorbell rings!
You race to the door to see who's there, only to find.. no one.

There is however a very large, beautifully wrapped Box! You tear it open, because obviously it's for you!

Tell us.. what's in the box?

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I'll start - inside my box... Aw! a cute lil froggy!! :frogg:

[Enigma]

A killer mime. I think he wants to play.

https://i.imgur.com/ISXawWD.gif

[Undead_Fears]

I get... ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of the FNaF animatronics.

Was a pretty big box, anyone wanna help me with them?

[Crazywolf]

A penguin.

[Enigma]

5 dead laptops, each of which has a sticky on them that reads:

Dead Computer Certificate


As the Technician, I must aver I thoroughly examined it;
And it's not only merely dead, this system's really most sincerely dead.

[Dnafein]

Suspense.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DarkMeaslyIsopod-size_restricted.gif

[Crazywolf]

A second box slightly smaller.

[Merry]

A new car! damn that box was HUGE!

[Undead_Fears]

My best friend! Speedy shipped too!

[Crazywolf]

The next stage of evolution.

[Enigma]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/fa351a72f503e02120b666ab9e3f3da9/tumblr_nixdi6yFxf1u9zokuo1_500.gif
My god, it's full of stars.....

[Undead_Fears]

A life

[Enigma]

"Boss?"
"Yeah?"
"Where are we?"
"Do ya see a light in here?"
"No boss."
"Yer a genius, Mongo! Anybody gotta light?"
"I do, boss," Mongo replied.
"Well, strike one!"

The match flared and four pairs of eyes stared wildly.
"Boss, I think we're in a box."
"You don't say?" Toothpick said sarcastically. "What were yer first clue?"

The match burned down.

"Boss, how did we get in da box?"
"Musta been dem flatfoots, they got us while we were sleepin'."

[ｒａｂｂｉｔ]

a trillion dollars, most of my problems are solved

[Merry]

a new puppy!

[Crazywolf]

Socks.

Literally thousands of them.

[Dahkamunzuu]

An adorably tiny blue monster, snapping its fingers and sassing me in another language, like some fierce alien RDR qween~

[cactusboy]

A cactus!

[Merry]

a kitten!

[Enigma]

One chocolate-coated Miracle Pill, inside a nice little box with a label warning against swimming for one hour after eating.

[Crazywolf]

A set of badgers.

[Enigma]

A madman. With a box.

[Celestial]

Memes

[Crazywolf]

A set of penguins.

[Enigma]

"Dis is not da box yer lookin' for," Toothpick says, waving his paws in slow circles. "Youse can go abouts yer business."

Glancing behind him, he growls at the others. "Whatcha lookin' at? Move along with dat box! Da boss is lookin' for it!"

"Er," he says as he turns back and starts moving backwards. "Move along now. Move along. Leg it, boys!"

[Crazywolf]

Pearls of wisdom.

[Undead_Fears]

sweets!

[Enigma]

The interior is painted like a landscape, and in the bottom of the box you can see a train set up on some tracks, and tiny figures moving....

Everything seems to swirl dizzily around you, and as everything settles, you find yourself on a seat in the train as the conductor steps up and asks, "Ticket, please?"

That landscape on the sides of the box looks a bit more real to you now, from this angle.

[Crazywolf]

A fox.

[Enigma]

Pickle Ricks! Watch out!

[Crazywolf]

An ox.

[Lleona]

a fluffy cute dogo

[Dnafein]

https://tenor.com/view/the-incredibles-you-know-gif-4595863

[Lleona]

sleeping pills

[InfraredHero]

A bigger box. I don't know how that even works.


I'm afraid to open this box.

[Lleona]

some socks for Christmas maybe?

[Imp]

A bigger box. I don't know how that even works.


I'm afraid to open this box.

I'm also now afraid to open it. O_O

[Enigma]

It's dark, very dark, full of dark mist. Then you see the glowing red eyes opening, like vertical slits - 1, 2... and 3? With a growl, a long, scaly arm with rather impressive claws reach up, then pulls the lid of the box closed again.

[Lleona]

a pack of ice

[Bee Bear]

My sense of humour.

[Enigma]

A talking slime, who sounds a little confused as he just got reincarnated. And no, he wasn't a politician in a former life.

[AngelDellaNotte]

The life of a simple man.

[Lunia]

Baby kitty cats!!! =^.^=

[Celestial]

In a Enthusiastic Announcers Voice, "A Brand new 2019 Hyundai Kona." teardrops.

[SpringWishes]

Cosmic Powers to become a super hero of the world

[Enigma]

Murray, the undead janitor. Opening one eye, he says, "Hey bub, do I come bursting in when you're in bed? Do us a favor and close the door behind you."

[kib5553]

A black hole... whoops guess I destroyed the universe.

[Merry]

ALL the marvel movies for you to enjoy

[DeadPoetic]

Glitter? Whoops I dropped it. Now I'll never get it out of the carpet!

[Enigma]

I'm in the box! Wait, I just opened the.... How did I get...?

[Crazywolf]

A fox wearing socks.

[DeadPoetic]

Oh, a present, for me? Wait.. what is that SMELL!? I'm not opening this one.

[Crazywolf]

California.

[TheBlackCat0]

The whole thing starts with a box
A box? Is it steel?
Are there locks?
Is it filled with a pox?
A pox? how delightful a pox

[Enigma]

More boxes!

Little boxes.

The little boxes will make you angry.

[Crazywolf]

A box factory.

[Enigma]

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world....

Wait. How do I get out..? Who's closing the lid?!? Hello!? I'm down here! Don't close the....!

[Merry]

A hot fudge sundae!

[Krecket]

Maple syrup. Just...maple syrup. I close the box.

[Enigma]

A little man in a red outfit leaps out of the box with a "Hah!" Then there's a second! And a third! And another! And two others!

They smile up at you and begin to sing.

"You're like a cat,
Such a curious cat,
Oh why should you ever
Want to do that?
Opening boxes
to see what's inside!
And now you're in
For a big surprise!"

And that's when the shove you into the box.....

[Crazywolf]

Every single person who ever posted on this forum and also a spoon.

[AnnieBananie]

Horrible, unspeakable things.

Just what you ordered - nothing more, nothing less.

[Crazywolf]

A white rabbit.

[Enigma]

Warm air blows out, and you find yourself looking down at some great height over the Grand Canyon. An eagle flying by gives you an odd look.

[Nori]

an embarrassing picture of spongebob at the christmas party!!

[Enigma]

A cute little bunny!

Except... when you reach in to pick it up, there's now two bunnies! No, four! Eight! Sixteen! Thirty-two!

Quick! Close the box.....!

[Highland Sniper]

"don't tell me..." slowly opens the box
"oh few, I thought this was going to turn into a meme"
pulls out a brand new sniper rifle

[Nori]

a book covered in mud--no, wait, is that shit?!

[Highland Sniper]

*opens box*
intense beeping
"its a bomb!"
*ducks behind couch*
BOOM!

"dag nabit. I hit it when it does that"

[Nori]

a bunch of useless junk; who put this here??

[Highland Sniper]

its a puppy
...
WHAT?!?!

*frantically checks puppy*
"well, your clean at least"

[Crazywolf]

A time loop.

[bluemoon]

A couch...darn it J'Von...you leave these things everywhere!

[Highland Sniper]

...
...
...
what even is this?

~~confusion~~

[bluemoon]

It's just something that lives under my bed. Sorry about that. Not even sure how it got in there....

[Highland Sniper]

why does..
never mind
*opens up another box*
oh there it is
*pulls out a card that says...*
DEEZ NUTZ
I was wandering when this would happen

[SikstaSlathalin]

A pie of death

[Pilot]

Another box

[Koti~]

A string

[Enigma]

Darkness fills the box. As you look in, three almond-shaped eyes open, all bloodshot and slit like a cat's. The darkness rolls as an arm reaches out for you....

[Koti~]

Ooh a kitty

Who's a good demonic hellspawns

You are

Yes you are~

[Hannelorian]

Hope

[Koti~]

My creativity and depression?

[Hannelorian]

An endless void

[Alura]

A vellum envelope with a school emblem in gold foil and a curiously scrawled address.

[Hannelorian]

An even smaller box of unknown origin.

[Alura]

A flea.

[Hannelorian]

Oh snap! The flea from the last box brought the plague that's in my brand new box.

[Alura]

Quick, tape this one shut! Somehow Piper managed to post himself to this thread!

[Hannelorian]

An old key

[Enigma]

Seth MacFarlane and some Cool Whip....

[Hannelorian]

A single raisin.

[It cannot last]

Paradoxically, a bigger box

[Hannelorian]

A duck, but it might not be a duck.

[PurpleWarrior]

Schrödinger's cat
0-0

[Enigma]

You're in the box! Wait a moment, how did...?

[Miss Devil]

OMG! Who got me this new VR headset? Wow, the box is so awesome. uwu

[Hannelorian]

Nothing... nothing was in the box :(

[Miss Devil]

Hey that was my special made air!~ Hope you enjoyed it! Came from slaying monsters. //nods;

In my box I got a cool pair of headphones~