Unleash Crack Brain

[R3AP3R971]

May sound weird but hang in here. Basically take the thought of the person before ou and write something related to it but crack mindedly crazy. Be as crazy as you want but keep it at least moderately clean.
EX1: i like strawberries
EX2: a strawberry is dancing in my mind.

To start:
Hell Hounds are just cuddly demons.

[P.K.]

Hell hounds want to tare you apart and make a nice, soggy, warm bed out of you.

Counting sheep doesn't help me sleep.

[R3AP3R971]

Unless you count the number that made my sandwich.

A god is a myth of justice and life, but sometimes they are real.

[Merry]

God helped me learn to tie my shoes, during a dream visitation. He was wearing a green hat.

Horses are the most amazingly gentle creatures.

[SpringWishes]

The Horse is my chinease horoscope.

Dreamwalking is a very unknown activity.

[InfraredHero]

But at least dreamwalking is good exercise for the soul.


Two plus two is four. Minus one? That's three. Quick Math!

[kib5553]

I did math too quick once and someone died... well anyway.

Why do all my favourite characters die?

[Nori]

everybody fails at the game of life; you either beat it or you yeet it

i wish i had more pokemon cookies, the pikachu ones

[SikstaSlathalin]

Sure but they all talk to you.

The Mad Hatter is the only sane one.