Yggdrasil_Hugger
02-25-2019, 02:10 PM
Rated M for possible drug use, alcohol, and maybe a kinky god or two.
Welcome, to the New Olympus! What? What do you mean- SHUT UP CARL, NO ONE ASKED YOU! NO, WE CAN'T CALL IT JUST REGULAR OLYMPUS! We gotta point out that the old gods have died. No, we can't just gloss over that! Anywho, Welcome, to the new Olympus. Or Valhalla. Or Heaven. Whatever. The newest set of gods live here.
Like We said, this is where the gods live. The old gods have died, but they were boring anyway. No one cares about your hammer, Thor. Fuck off with your pitchfork, Posiedon. Well, we're the new gods. It's our job to govern reality and all that shit. Eh, what can you do? We're here to watch y'all like reality television, and intervene sometimes. Also, we get to create new myths! Like the old ones, but newer and better! I'm working on one right now, called "How far can we get Donald Trump before he is inevitably killed?"
Rules:
1. No god-mod- actually, god-mod all you want. It's the gods.
2. No Mary/Gary/Nonbinary Sues. Fuck off with your perfect god.
3. Don't be a dick. Gods can be dicks, you can't.
4. No carbon-copy gods. Shake it up a little. You can't have Thur, god of lightning, with a magic baseball bat. No. Make different gods. Oh, and
5. Make the gods' personalities reflect their domain. They are literally the metaphysical manifestation of that thing, so... also, duality gods are fucking great. Except Carl.
God Skeleton:
Name:
Gender (subject to change):
Regular Appearance:
Domain:
Symbols:
People/things/places they Patron:
Demigod children they have (Optional):
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they:
And That's that! Oh, wait, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Anera, goddess of Bad-Assery and Bread. I'm kind of a big deal around here *cough cough* Queen of the gods *cough cough*. I look forward to seeing you around. Gods just kinda... pop into being around here, so new arrivals are never a problem. We are ALWAYS accepting new gods and goddesses!
Currently, we have Me and Carl! Carl's a bastard, though, so he doesn't count. Here's a list of the gods we need.
-Literally anything
When new gods appear, I'll set up a list of them.
Hey, a List appeared! Great!
Name: Anera
Gender (subject to change): Female
Regular Appearance: A tall, olive skinned woman with golden eyes that shine with a hidden light. She wears lime green jeans, combat boots, and a Jurassic Park t-shirt. She has three ear peiricings, two on the left and on on the right, and her white hair is shaved on one side.
Domain: Badassery and Bread.
Symbols: A knife in a loaf of bread, a crocodile, and an explosion
People/things/places they Patron: Motorcycles, lesbians, flamethrowers, and Panera Bread
Demigod children they have (Optional): None yet
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: Prolly a 7
Name:Carl
Gender (subject to change): Male
Regular Appearance: A short man with two faces. He wears a drab, brown suit. He kinda looks like Toby from The Office.
Domain: Chance
Symbols: A coin
People/things/places they Patron: Casinoes, bus stops, copper mines
Demigod children they have (Optional): One. Some guy named Paul.
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: -12
Name: Artis Resignatis Sciens Arcuatum Servatione or Arsas for short
Gender (subject to change): Male
Regular Appearance: Normally wears a bright black suit and pants. Yea figure out bright and dark. His skin color normally shifts from bright blue to dark blue depending on mood. He has slightly longer than shoulder length white hair. Unadorned though otherwise except for a pocket watch.
Domain: Secrets, Security, and Poetry
Symbols: A snake hold a quil, a lock with a pen in it, or three eyeballs in a triangle formation.
People/things/places they Patron: Libraries, Vaults or safes, and hipster cafés
Demigod children they have (Optional): None as of yet
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: a one sadly
Name: Gallia
Gender (subject to change): Female
Regular Appearance: Her hair is her pride and joy and she will be sure to let you know to NOT TOUCH HER HAIR!! It's a very pretty mint green color that stops at the backs of her knees and "waves just like the ocean" as she so eloquently puts it. She reaches to about 8'5" and her skin is a dusky brown and covered in freckles. She can normally be seen wearing the latest earth fashion, but on rare occasions she's been spotted in track suits when she's having artists' block.
Domain: Fashion, the arts, and surprisingly fruit?
Symbols: A makeup brush covered in paint
People/things/places they patron: Fashion week/Fashion designers/Wineries/Orchards/People with no fashion sense
Demigod children they have: Twin boys Atlas (25) and Ezio (25 (3 minutes younger)) and one girl Aislin (16). Aislin is the youngest of the three and a sports junkie, she hates dresses, but likes a nice skirt or fancy pants. Atlas and Ezio however have followed in their mothers' footsteps in fashion and will only wear what's in season and if they don't like what's in season they'll make their own clothes. They're freakishly protective of their younger sister, so much so even their mother thinks they are sis-cons. Needless to say Gallia is very worried about her daughter sometimes. She can only assume they got that protective nature from their father. He was an absolute pain when they were born, going so far as to baby proof the pillows....anyways that's a story for another time.
On a scale of one to Zeus, how much of a shape shifting kink party god are they: She was an 8, but after her kids she toned it down to 5.
Name: Nomos
Gender: Unknown (for now)
Regular Appearance: Nobody’s quite sure of their physical appearance, as they’re constantly dressed in costume. In terms of their costume, they constantly wear a black jester’s hat and laughing mask. If you’re lucky, you may catch a brief glimpse of some of hair, which shifts in color constantly (forming a rainbow hue). The rest of their jester suit is a combination of colors (green, black, red, blue and yellow). Wears yellow gloves and boots.
Domain: Comedy, Laughter, Trickery
Symbols: A laughing mask, a musical note
People/things/places they Patron: Dance, songs, plays, jesters, foxes, actors.
Demigod children they have: Only one. Named Adarr (19), he’s quickly growing up to be quite the performer. Having participated in an assortment of productions since childhood, he has continued to wow audiences and even aims to go professional. Nomos is quite proud and continually keeps a watchful eye on him.
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: Could probably rival Zeus.
Name: Felicia through over the years that have also been spelled as Felicy, Felincia, Felis
Gender (subject to change): Female
Regular Appearance: Skinny to the point of looking a bit malnourished, with somewhat tanned skin smeared with mud and dirt. Not tall but extremely agile and quick. Green eyes with elongated pupils and a mess of black hair with streaks of all cat coat colors. A few scratches under her eyes to resemble whiskers. She is usually dressed in a black tanktop with a military bomber, ripped jeans and military style half boots or converse. Sometimes, she will sport cat ears or a tail. Her voice is usually smooth and charming unless something annoys her and then its possible to hear a hiss.
Domain: Felines, Dumpsters and Lost Souls
Symbols: Black panther ready to pounce, cat on a garbage can, a light (old fashioned)
People/things/places they Patron: Dumpsters (especially in narrow alley ways), all felines big and small, people who are internally lost with who they are, candle light
Demigod children they have (Optional): None atm
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: Well, not as much. She only changes to different cats, nothing else
Welcome, to the New Olympus! What? What do you mean- SHUT UP CARL, NO ONE ASKED YOU! NO, WE CAN'T CALL IT JUST REGULAR OLYMPUS! We gotta point out that the old gods have died. No, we can't just gloss over that! Anywho, Welcome, to the new Olympus. Or Valhalla. Or Heaven. Whatever. The newest set of gods live here.
Like We said, this is where the gods live. The old gods have died, but they were boring anyway. No one cares about your hammer, Thor. Fuck off with your pitchfork, Posiedon. Well, we're the new gods. It's our job to govern reality and all that shit. Eh, what can you do? We're here to watch y'all like reality television, and intervene sometimes. Also, we get to create new myths! Like the old ones, but newer and better! I'm working on one right now, called "How far can we get Donald Trump before he is inevitably killed?"
Rules:
1. No god-mod- actually, god-mod all you want. It's the gods.
2. No Mary/Gary/Nonbinary Sues. Fuck off with your perfect god.
3. Don't be a dick. Gods can be dicks, you can't.
4. No carbon-copy gods. Shake it up a little. You can't have Thur, god of lightning, with a magic baseball bat. No. Make different gods. Oh, and
5. Make the gods' personalities reflect their domain. They are literally the metaphysical manifestation of that thing, so... also, duality gods are fucking great. Except Carl.
God Skeleton:
Name:
Gender (subject to change):
Regular Appearance:
Domain:
Symbols:
People/things/places they Patron:
Demigod children they have (Optional):
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they:
And That's that! Oh, wait, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Anera, goddess of Bad-Assery and Bread. I'm kind of a big deal around here *cough cough* Queen of the gods *cough cough*. I look forward to seeing you around. Gods just kinda... pop into being around here, so new arrivals are never a problem. We are ALWAYS accepting new gods and goddesses!
Currently, we have Me and Carl! Carl's a bastard, though, so he doesn't count. Here's a list of the gods we need.
-Literally anything
When new gods appear, I'll set up a list of them.
Hey, a List appeared! Great!
Name: Anera
Gender (subject to change): Female
Regular Appearance: A tall, olive skinned woman with golden eyes that shine with a hidden light. She wears lime green jeans, combat boots, and a Jurassic Park t-shirt. She has three ear peiricings, two on the left and on on the right, and her white hair is shaved on one side.
Domain: Badassery and Bread.
Symbols: A knife in a loaf of bread, a crocodile, and an explosion
People/things/places they Patron: Motorcycles, lesbians, flamethrowers, and Panera Bread
Demigod children they have (Optional): None yet
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: Prolly a 7
Name:Carl
Gender (subject to change): Male
Regular Appearance: A short man with two faces. He wears a drab, brown suit. He kinda looks like Toby from The Office.
Domain: Chance
Symbols: A coin
People/things/places they Patron: Casinoes, bus stops, copper mines
Demigod children they have (Optional): One. Some guy named Paul.
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: -12
Name: Artis Resignatis Sciens Arcuatum Servatione or Arsas for short
Gender (subject to change): Male
Regular Appearance: Normally wears a bright black suit and pants. Yea figure out bright and dark. His skin color normally shifts from bright blue to dark blue depending on mood. He has slightly longer than shoulder length white hair. Unadorned though otherwise except for a pocket watch.
Domain: Secrets, Security, and Poetry
Symbols: A snake hold a quil, a lock with a pen in it, or three eyeballs in a triangle formation.
People/things/places they Patron: Libraries, Vaults or safes, and hipster cafés
Demigod children they have (Optional): None as of yet
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: a one sadly
Name: Gallia
Gender (subject to change): Female
Regular Appearance: Her hair is her pride and joy and she will be sure to let you know to NOT TOUCH HER HAIR!! It's a very pretty mint green color that stops at the backs of her knees and "waves just like the ocean" as she so eloquently puts it. She reaches to about 8'5" and her skin is a dusky brown and covered in freckles. She can normally be seen wearing the latest earth fashion, but on rare occasions she's been spotted in track suits when she's having artists' block.
Domain: Fashion, the arts, and surprisingly fruit?
Symbols: A makeup brush covered in paint
People/things/places they patron: Fashion week/Fashion designers/Wineries/Orchards/People with no fashion sense
Demigod children they have: Twin boys Atlas (25) and Ezio (25 (3 minutes younger)) and one girl Aislin (16). Aislin is the youngest of the three and a sports junkie, she hates dresses, but likes a nice skirt or fancy pants. Atlas and Ezio however have followed in their mothers' footsteps in fashion and will only wear what's in season and if they don't like what's in season they'll make their own clothes. They're freakishly protective of their younger sister, so much so even their mother thinks they are sis-cons. Needless to say Gallia is very worried about her daughter sometimes. She can only assume they got that protective nature from their father. He was an absolute pain when they were born, going so far as to baby proof the pillows....anyways that's a story for another time.
On a scale of one to Zeus, how much of a shape shifting kink party god are they: She was an 8, but after her kids she toned it down to 5.
Name: Nomos
Gender: Unknown (for now)
Regular Appearance: Nobody’s quite sure of their physical appearance, as they’re constantly dressed in costume. In terms of their costume, they constantly wear a black jester’s hat and laughing mask. If you’re lucky, you may catch a brief glimpse of some of hair, which shifts in color constantly (forming a rainbow hue). The rest of their jester suit is a combination of colors (green, black, red, blue and yellow). Wears yellow gloves and boots.
Domain: Comedy, Laughter, Trickery
Symbols: A laughing mask, a musical note
People/things/places they Patron: Dance, songs, plays, jesters, foxes, actors.
Demigod children they have: Only one. Named Adarr (19), he’s quickly growing up to be quite the performer. Having participated in an assortment of productions since childhood, he has continued to wow audiences and even aims to go professional. Nomos is quite proud and continually keeps a watchful eye on him.
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: Could probably rival Zeus.
Name: Felicia through over the years that have also been spelled as Felicy, Felincia, Felis
Gender (subject to change): Female
Regular Appearance: Skinny to the point of looking a bit malnourished, with somewhat tanned skin smeared with mud and dirt. Not tall but extremely agile and quick. Green eyes with elongated pupils and a mess of black hair with streaks of all cat coat colors. A few scratches under her eyes to resemble whiskers. She is usually dressed in a black tanktop with a military bomber, ripped jeans and military style half boots or converse. Sometimes, she will sport cat ears or a tail. Her voice is usually smooth and charming unless something annoys her and then its possible to hear a hiss.
Domain: Felines, Dumpsters and Lost Souls
Symbols: Black panther ready to pounce, cat on a garbage can, a light (old fashioned)
People/things/places they Patron: Dumpsters (especially in narrow alley ways), all felines big and small, people who are internally lost with who they are, candle light
Demigod children they have (Optional): None atm
On a scale of One to Zeus, how much of a shape-shifting kink party god are they: Well, not as much. She only changes to different cats, nothing else