Last One Here is a Rotten Egg

[Omac]

Have you ever heard of the "Who can post last?" thread? You haven't? What rock have you been living under?! Oh. Well, I am sure that is a very nice rock. You'll have to let me visit sometime. Anyway, this thread is like the opposite. The last person to post is the loser. So what? Why even post? Well, each time that you post you can earn a point! If you're the last to post though? Well, shucks you have lost it all. Don't be a rotten egg.

1. This thread will not make it to the end of October but will close before the 30th. It will be at a time chosen by myself. When I say, "game over." Before that mysterious date, I will be issuing out an additional four "rotten eggs" and eliminating the players. In addition, there will be two golden goose eggs that will double the last posts points. These time zones are set in stone prior to this post. There is a pattern of sorts to these, but you'll never guess it.

2. You get one point for each post you have. Do not double post. Please have the number of times you have posted in each post.

3. You have to post one more time after receiving your golden egg to get the points.

4. You do not want to be the last person to post. Last person loses. There will be four addition losers.

Disclaimer: If this is active enough I may add more eggs into the mix. I do not intend to do this at the time.

wish me luck for keeping up with all of these

[Alura]

:eyeu: Posts: 1

[InfraredHero]

So if I never post in this thread I win?

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[Omac]

Person with the highest points wins.

[Alura]

Only if you can post before I can't! Posts: 2

[InfraredHero]

But if I never post, I can never lose. If I don't lose, that means I win.

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[Alura]

Only if no one actually wins, since participating doesn't guarantee a win any more than not participating does. Posts: 3

[InfraredHero]

But already two of us have posted, which means someone has to lose. And if someone loses, I can win as long as I never post in this thread.

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[Alura]

But as you pointed out, two of us have... so you've really already lost. Unless you're a quitter. Are you a quitter, InfraredHero? =| Posts: 4

[bluemoon]

STOP!!!!! Zombie Moon eats the two contestants above her and sits on her throne of bones.

I shall wear the crown here...be gone peasants...or is it pheasants...so tasty those birdies be.

*zombie*

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[Omac]

Sorry Moonmoon, I replaced all of the skulls of your throne with scale models of my own head. It was supposed to be a surprise... On the plus side, they're made out of cheese!

There have been no eggs found today.

[InfraredHero]

I ain't no quitter, and I ain't no loser. As long as I don't post in this thread I will win.

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[bluemoon]

I will post less often than you...which is never because we ain't posting here!


MoonMoon begins eating the skulls of cheese, her lips smacking at the delicious dairy treat.

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[InfraredHero]

Well I ain't posting here more than you.

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[Alura]

Just us chickens here, ducky~ Posts: 5

[InfraredHero]

Chickens for dinner? Yay!

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[Alura]

Not the edible sorts of chicken. Chook frands. Posts: 6

[InfraredHero]

I have no idea what that means. Are you sure I can't eat it?

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[bluemoon]

The two of you are going to die with all your non-posting. I shall continue to not post and win all the golden eggs!

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[InfraredHero]

What do you mean? I have yet to post in this thread, and I shall never post in this thread so I can't lose.

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[bluemoon]

You have already lost...for no one defeats the Queen of the Dead!!!

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[Alura]

Except, perhaps, the Queen of Couches! Posts: 7

[Omac]

What if there is no rotten eggs?

What if the rotten eggs are the eggs we met along the way?

I guess we'll just have to see.

There have not been any rotten eggs yet.

[bluemoon]

I do not wish for rot...I want gold. Bring me the goose!


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[InfraredHero]

All I have is rot. Take it or leave it.

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[bluemoon]

I'm leaving! I shall never post here again!

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[Alura]

Are these the rotten eggs I've met along the way? Confused about what they're doing/where they've posted and sometimes door-to-door soliciting to sell scam sofas? Posts: 8

Eh, I'm with the Zombie Queen on this one, I like the shinies. :flirty:

[bluemoon]

Shiny happy people!


..and zombies!


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[Alura]

& shiny happy people-zombies? Posts: 9

[bluemoon]

Indeed!

There will also need to be cake.

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[Omac]

There won't be any rotten eggs today. You can trust me. I would never lie to you guys. *yuppers*

[bluemoon]

Now I am afraid...the toast has spoken...and I afear he may be telling tales.


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[Omac]

Dead men tell no tales. You should know that better then anyone.

[bluemoon]

I know only what I am told...lol...and from what I hear you are a shifty one.


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[Omac]

Who told you that?! Was it Red Siks? I don't trust that guy... For future concerns, please consult Pink Siks. Trust him with my undead life.

[bluemoon]

All hail the Pink Ninja...for he is...Pink!!


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[Alura]

He also seems concerned about medical research, which seems upstanding. Posts: 10

[bluemoon]

No, you are confusing boobies with medicine...silly girl!

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[Alura]

Are they not the same? -confused- Posts: 11

[bluemoon]

Moon takes Alura to the side and whispers in her ear about the birds and the bees.

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[Alura]

:C Are you absolutely positive that's how it works, Moonie? So strange... O_o Posts: 12

[bluemoon]

Nope, I am sure about nothing, except for the fact that I am not going to post in this thread.

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[Omac]

Really? The birds and bees? Gather around children. I'll tell you about the worms and the fleas.

[Alura]

Is it anything like the begs and pleas? >:3 Posts: 13

[Omac]

No, but it's a lot like Decay and Disease.

[InfraredHero]

Birds and bees, worms and fleas, begs and pleas, decay and disease. Sounds like a typical tuesday night for me.

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[Omac]

Dunn Dunn Dunn

Just when you thought it was safe, a sparkling green egg rolled in your direction. Without noticing it's horrid smell and greenish glow you reached for it. At first, it felt like a normal egg. It wasn't until the faint ticking and the drum roll did you realize your mistake. In one swift explosion of disgusting goop you were no more.

InfraredHero has been defeated.

[bluemoon]

But....he is staff...lol...is that allowed?

Good-bye Infrared.

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[Alura]

;-; We shall send wine and flowers to your family in honour of your passing. RIP, Infrared. Posts: 14

[Omac]

Nobody is immune to green eggs and spam. Besides, all the times are pre-set so there is absolutely no bias in my attempt to take out all the mods. I mean- to give everyone a fair chance.

[Alura]

We do not like our friends in pain:
We do not like it in the rain.
We do not like flash-banging Mods, Sir;
We dislike Murder Toast-y plots, Sir!

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[bluemoon]

If I just sit here and not post, Alura will be the next to go.

Evil plan initiated.

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[Alura]

I don't know if that plan will work. You might need a plan B. Posts: 16

[bluemoon]

Nope..the plan is fool proof.

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[Alura]

Is it? Posts: 17

[Omac]

The days flew by as everyone seemed to have flown the coop. Nobody wanted to take the chance. What if they also landed on a rotten egg? Alura didn’t back down. It was worth the risk. It had to be. When something rolled out in front of her she was able to see it’s greenish glow. At first, she held her breath, afraid it would kill her with it’s rotted aroma, but she noticed that as it rolled, so did the green paint that masked it’s true nature. It started to glow! She reached towards it and if she were to pick it up, her points would double!

Golden Egg discovered! One remaining...

[Alura]

Oh, thank the yellow thong. I thought I was a goner! Posts:18

[bluemoon]

Moon grumbles and groans. Oh the fates are not smiling on me..the golden egg has chosen another.


Congrats Alura!

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[Alura]

Thank you! Hopefully others will join us and Fate/Toast will be good to us, lol. *slips egg into pocket*

Posts: 19 (+17 = 36?)

[Omac]

If one else joins... Well I don't like either of your chances haha

[KRCmdrSheppard]

Test

Did I win?

[Omac]

You have one point. So no, but maybe you can!

There was a rotten egg tonight, though nobody was around to catch it and it rolled away to return another day.

[Alura]

The toast does nutella lie! .-. Posts: 20 (+17 = 37?)

[bluemoon]

I am so far behind now...it will take a rotten egg to stop the girlie above me. Sets plan in motion...mwah ha ha.

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[Alura]

W-What are you planning there, Moonie?(fear)

Posts: 21 (+17 = 38?)

[bluemoon]

Nothing...twiddles thumbs and looks away.

Moon sneaks out and pulls a book from her pocket...Devious Plans of Zombie Proportions.

This will be the end of the couch queen!


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[Alura]

Hmmm... '-'

Alright, then! -T-

Posts: 22 (+17 = 39?)

[Biscuit]

Biscuit was here! Ravel in my very high EGOISTIC Horse!

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[Omac]

Welcome to RPA!

That's one point to you. Good luck!

[Biscuit]

Why thank ya my guy.

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[bluemoon]

You must put your post count for this thread in each post...cuz the toast-man said so. :D

Also..because there be zombies about...and we bite if you do not follow the rules. *snickers*

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[Biscuit]

Look in the Who can post last forum. it seemed to already happen!

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[bluemoon]

Hah--so it has!

Zombies rule...all others drool!

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[Alura]

Not to be contrary, but don't zombies also drool rather a lot?

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[bluemoon]

Nope...not this girl. I am drool free... *slurps in the background* :D

...and just put in your post count as 40 girl...you know that's what you got...lol

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[Omac]

Something is coming...

The egg rolled towards Bluemoon, likely attracted by her zombie droll, and exploded into her face. Luckily, Bluemoon is the queen of the undead. A simple egg could not harm her! Unluckily, the egg was no normal egg. It was a zombie egg! Once the shattered pieces and the rotten insides came alive Bluemoon knew she was in trouble. There was no point walking on eggshells around her. She knew what was about to happen. The cracked egg leapt up into the air, though it's unclear exactly how, and came back down onto Moon Moon's head, splitting it into two.

One fish, two fish, three fish, four. That's a rotten fish! So bluemoon; is no more.

[Alura]

T_T *queues up the Thriller in memory* RIP the Zombie Horde Mother. Slayer of dance competitors, biscuits, and the occasional omelette disaster.

Posts: 24
Points: 41

[Omac]

I know, right? How sad... It's a good thing that's the only egg coming tonight, right?

[Biscuit]

That's kinda suspicious my guy. Ight I'm calling it! Emergency meeting time!

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[Biscuit]

Not gonna lie I cringed my self with this.

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[Malyka]

Im not a *farts* oke... never minde im the rotten egg....

[Koti~]

Are all the eggs gone? I thought easter was around the corner?

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