Just then, a Squirrel in Gucci Suit enters with a leather briefcase.
"Master of all things Toast, if it pleases you, allow me to introduce myself, I am Ferdinand Jasmon Marcos Case the Third Esquire, Attorney at Law. I have been retained by the numerous Squirrels at the Squirrel Command Center who are concerned with their ultimate Supreme Commander and the reckless manor he is risking another RPApocalypse."
The Lawyer sets a signed document before the Master of all things Toast "This document is a signed waiver allowing any member of RPALandia to set a hit against Commander Storm and not lose their life should Storm respond within the three days. It is his valid signature on the document Master Omac. Well, a little disclosure is in order, he signed it when arbitrary signing invoices and fast food orders. He does not realize what he signed however it is a valid document none the less Master Omac. Our Commander has to be stopped Master of all things Toast. We are trying to convince him to order a hit against Enigma. That is sure to result in her Badgers to be set loose on Commander Storm. This however would be a good first step, to allow anyone to mention the Commander without fear of losing their lives."
With that, the lawyer tips his hat "Good day Master Omac."