You aced 'em alright, but you ended up getting scores so perfect that the government kidnapped you and is forcing you to do tests all day, every day to study your intelligence. Have fun!
I wish I was immune to colds :/
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You aced 'em alright, but you ended up getting scores so perfect that the government kidnapped you and is forcing you to do tests all day, every day to study your intelligence. Have fun!
I wish I was immune to colds :/
you become so immune to colds they mutate and kill everyone but you
have fun being the last one on earth
I wish... I had the T.A.R.D.I.S
sure thing, but it's a bit of a knock-off and only works once. have fun getting stranded wherever and whenever you went!
i wish i had 20 birthday cakes
you got it, but you can't even finish them
and not to mention the big stomach ache you got from eating what you could
I wish I was a time lord
you're alone for all of eternity, unable to find any partners at all.
i wish to have all As throughout high school
okie dokie, but you can now only get a's in high school. hope you weren't planning on any secondary education; you'll only get d's and f's there
i wish i had more pizza
Ahhh you want more Pizza? okeyyyyy but they all taste like shit
I wish for a unicorn
the unicorn impales you
have fun being permanently stuck to it with agonizing pain for the rest of your life
I wish I was an Ajin
...
I already am one
I wish there where more Ajin
Granted, but you and your posse of Ajin were captured by the government and expected to never be let loose.
I wish to be the Embodiment of a Cosmos!
Granted, but there’s a cosmic collapse the next day. The universe destroys itself in a single great calamity.
I wish for world peace.