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Well okay, that's just the short version. Here, lemme explain.
*clears throat*
It all started with the first ninja attack in the US. New York City, to be exact. One second there's crowded streets, bumper-to-bumper traffic, and the odd jackass shouting swear words at the guy who accidentally spilled coffee on his shirt… same old same old, y'know? But then the next second, there's these ninjas all up in your face, breaking into stores and shit, stealing whatever they could take with them and trashing just about everything else!
And if you think
THAT attack was bad, wait 'til you hear what they did in Vegas. And Frisco. And Philly. And Miami Beach. Hell, even
Disneyland got hit a couple of times! You see where I'm going with this, right? Right. Moving on…
So anyway, everyone was like "OMG ITZ DA NINJAPOCALYPSE MAN" 'cuz nobody knew who these ninjas were or what they wanted with us. (Y'know, besides kicking our asses and all that shit.) Well, amigos, we're still not sure about that. Me, I'm guessing this is about us bombing their asses back in World War II, but I wouldn't know about that.
But here's what I
do know. The biggest attack so far was in DC just a few weeks ago, but the real kicker is, the attack was on
the White House.
You heard right, folks! And what an attack it was, lemme tell you. The Secret Service and the Presidential Staff never even knew what hit 'em. Only this time the ninjas didn't settle for just kicking their asses, oh no… this time they went for the freakin'
JACKPOT and kidnapped the President on their way out!
Needless to say, these ninjas earned themselves some serious street cred after that. Now they're attacking on practically a daily basis, and the body counts from these attacks are really starting to pile up. And the worst part? All those other attacks I mentioned earlier are freakin' kid stuff compared to the shit they're pulling these days: attacks on military bases, raids on maximum-security prisons, attempted hits on political higher-ups… all obviously meant to break this country down piece by piece until the government gives total control to them so they can turn America into Ninjamerica. This isn't good, obviously, but seeing how they still have Mr. President as a hostage, there isn't much we can really do about it.
But we just might be in luck, my friends. You see, not everyone is willing to take this whole ninja takeover schtick lying down. Word on the street is there's an underground resistance forming. Apparently a team calling themselves "the Bad Dudes" is fighting back against the ninja menace as we speak and fixing to kick
their asses for a change. No one knows who the Dudes are or where they're from, but theories range from mercenaries to rogue military to all-around ass-kickers. I hear their current agenda is to rescue the president, which would get rid of the only real leverage the ninjas have on us; if that's true, then good luck to them, because they'll need as much of it as they can get.
Ride on, Dudes. Ride on.
Bad Dudes VS Dragon Ninja
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