"It's on the table," Sam replied to Dion, stepping out of the kitchen with a glass. He'd already drunk a glassful while he was in there. "Help yourself."
Returning to his place at the table, he stripped off the messenger bag, then pulled out from a front pocket a protein bar. This wasn't one of those granola types, but an extruded bar that was like eating chewy, gritty sawdust. This one claimed to be chocolate however he knew very well it was anything but, especially as how it didn't make him break out in zits for days afterward.
Rule three of being a good guest - don't eat everything in the house - he had quite the appetite when he got to eating. There were a few buffets in town that wouldn't let him in anymore.
Rule four of being a good guest - don't eat greasy food, especially pizza, chips, or anything with beans.
Rule five of being a good guest - don't break the furniture. A lot of it tipped easily.
He gave the chair an appraising look and decided it was sturdy enough as he stripped off his jacket and draped it over the back of the chair, then gingerly slid into the seat. If he didn't keep his stuff close, it might get left behind.
From the warning his mother gave him and the look at how prepared everything was, Sam hoped that Reven wasn't going to spring some kind of special effects on them. He didn't react well to surprises and the last thing he wanted was another 'Lurch incident.'
Rule six of being a good guest - don't break the host.
His phone had long lists of rules he created. Some saw that as being a good person. Good people, he reminded himself, didn't need rules. It was embarrassing to remember why he had so many.
"I'm ready to play," he rumbled, then took a bite of brown chewy sawdust.
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