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Into the garbage chute, flyboy! -Princess Leia (Star Wars)
RIP Carrie Fisher 1956-2016
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -W. Somerset Maugham
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make when they fly by. -Douglas Adams
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. -Rodney Dangerfield
Don't be so humble- you are not that great. -Golda Meir
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans. -Ronald Reagan
The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. -Elie Wiesel
Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Douglas Adams
You're only given a little spark of madness; you mustn't lose it. -Robin Williams
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society. -Mark Twain
I don't care if its God's own anti-son-of-a-b**** machine, or a giant hula hoop, were not gonna let 'em have it! -Sgt. Avery Johnson (Halo CE)
I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR! -Belkar Bitterleaf (Order of the Stick)
The Lord forgives everything. But I'm just a prophet, so I don't have to. -Comstock (Bioshock Infinite)
Gul'dan: Drink, Hellscream. Claim your destiny. You will all be conquerors.
Grom: And what, Gul'dan, must we give in return?
Gul'dan: Everything...
(World of Warcraft: Warlords of Draenor)
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. - Ron Swanson (Parks&Rec)
Cole Train don't go 'woo woo'. It's WHOOOOOOO!! - Cole (Gears of War)
People die when they are killed. - Shirou Emiya, King of Redundancy (fate/stay night)
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right! - Shirou Emiya (fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works)
Hiddily-ho, neighborino! - Flanders (The Simpsons)
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days. - Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
We object to the term "urine-soaked hell hole". You could have said "pee-pee soaked heck hole". - Random Jurer (The Simpsons)
...Why do you have a tattoo on your chest that says "Die Bart Die"?
Oh no, that's German. It says "The Bart, The".
No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
- Random Jurer and Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons)
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD!! -Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
Abe (talking to Hellboy, after he's taken down the beast): Red, you really need to hear the rest of the information.
Hellboy: Nah, he's taken care of.
Abe: No, listen to this. Sammael, the Desolate One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal...
Hellboy: [starts to make blah-blah motions with his hand]
Abe: ...Hound of Resurrection.
Hellboy: [stops, pauses] See... I don't like that. [looks back to see Sammael is gone] Hmm.
(Hellboy)
Lives, lived, will live. Dies, died, will die. If we could perceive time as it truly was, what reason would grammar professors have to get out of bed? -Robert and Rosalind Lutece (Bioshock Infinite)
"Kill if you will, but command me nothing!" the gunslinger roared. "You have forgotten the faces of those who made you! Now either kill us or be silent and listen to me, Roland of Gilead, son of Steven, gunslinger, and lord of the ancient lands! I have not come across all the miles and all the years to listen to your childish prating! Do you understand? Now you will listen to ME!"
- Roland Deschain, being a badass (The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass)
April, you're like an angel, but with no wings.
So, like a person.
- Andy and April (Parks&Rec)
In the end, what separates a man from a slave? Money? Power? No. A man chooses. A slave obeys. -Andrew Ryan (Bioshock)
You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then
you showed up. You dangerous, mute, lunatic. -GLaDOS (Portal 2)
To those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA: we've got good news and bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis-men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts. -Cave Johnson (Portal 2)
Lesson, lesson! When you see a stranger, follow him! -Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
Wash: I know, but a psychic? That sounds like something from science fiction.
Zoe: We live on a space ship, dear. (Firefly)
I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. -Mal Reynolds (Firefly)
Jayne: Wait, so... she's a witch?
Wash: [sarcastically] Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.
Jayne: She's in congress...?
Wash: How did your brain even learn human speech? (Firefly)
I always hear 'Punch me in the face' when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext. -John Watson (Sherlock)
Hellboy: Eh, Mr. Kraut, sir?
Krauss:
Krauss, agent. That's a double s.
Hellboy: SS. Right, right.
(Hellboy II)
Pippin: Besides, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission... quest... thing.
Merry: Well, that rules you out, Pip. (LOTR)
Arthur: It's at times like these, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, about to die from asphyxiation in space, that I wish I really listened to what my mother said to me when I was young.
Ford: What did she say?
Arthur: I don't know, I didn't listen. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect but actually, from a non-linear, non- subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. -Ten (Doctor Who)
Do you what that chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you realize who's in ruttin' command here. -Jayne (Firefly)
If you want to make enemies... try and change something. -Adam Jensen (Deus Ex:HR)
My name is Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow? No, says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God. No, says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone. I rejected those answers. I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture. -Andrew Ryan (Bioshock)
We've said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put all of that behind us. For science. You monster. - GLaDOS (Portal 2)
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. -Inigo (The Princess Bride)
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly leas well known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! -Vizzini (The Princess Bride)
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not to imply that you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort would have gone to waste until-- well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes. -G-man (Half Life 2)
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been regarded as a bad move. (THHGTTG)
Please! This is supposed to be happy occasion! Lets not bicker and argue about
who killed
who. -Swamp King (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Of all the souls I encountered in my travels, his was the most
human. -James T. Kirk (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -James T. Kirk (Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan)
Which is your favourite planet - either real or fictional
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