Rule is simple. Last person on the couch wins.
*places couch and naps*
Rule is simple. Last person on the couch wins.
*places couch and naps*
*slides legs under J'Von and levers him off the sofa*
*curls up to have a kip*
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;Dives onto couch. -
Ah, beautiful Sinderella, I can't bear to try to kick you off so... We shall rule this couch together!
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*Takes couch back and naps* Me.....King.
*tips the couch over and drags it away to perch on it* I've never seen "meek" used as a verb, but I enjoy innovation. And ruling couches.
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*Brings in an ottoman and sits on it in a cool way* Did I do it right?
Yes, you did it so well!
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Yes! That means I'm the king now, right? And I win?
You are definitely King of... the Ottoman Empire! So you would be a winner in that right, sure, sure...
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