It's too quiet here...

**Holeypaladin** · 10-14-2019, 04:43 AM

Humanity is certainly a pest, yes. The vast majority of humans are selfish and short sighted. But they also have the most potential of any creature that exists within five lightyears of the Sol system of the Milky Way Galaxy's Orion Spur... and have shown remarkable advancement over a mere millennium. As they've managed not to destroy themselves so far, it falls upon the hero to make sure that no external threat causes them harm until they've had time to grow into something worthy of existence.

G · 10-14-2019, 11:49 AM

Just popping in from beyond the grave to say this is very entertaining

You've outdone yourself with this one,Omac.

**Kris** · 10-14-2019, 12:17 PM

I shall not be tagged!!

**Storm** · 10-14-2019, 03:34 PM

It was a quite morning at Squirrel Command as Storm quietly sits looking over potential chefs for his upcoming Peanut Butter Cookie Empire.

The door flys open and a Recon Squirrel scampers in "Commander, you must be made aware of this, our greatest fears are starting to come to light!"

Storm pivots in his recliner "What? Has OnDemandKorea raised their rates? Has the cafeteria run out of Coconut Cream Pie again? What oh what great fear do you bring me troubling news of?"

With a single peice of paper in Gary's paw, he extends the paper, paw trembling "It looks like the soon to be subjects of your upcoming domain Commander ... are daring to challenge your domance!"

Storm quirks a brow as he looks over the latest hits others have called for "Soooooo, it is our body count the subjects are after. Three hits ordered for @Waarnemen , @BumblingBee and @MysticOtaku? Also it seems that P.K. is moving in on us with a hit on her own sister @Arcus. Going after her own sister, I like. Now what we need to do is set orders for hits on those too, protect the body count at all costs. As Sponge Bob says, 'Make it so.' "

Gary is about ready to point out that Sponge Bob never said 'Make it so' however realizes it would be pointless so just opens his tablet and sets the hits on those hits are already ordered on. "Should we add any more hits? You know, keep our number safe?"

"Hummmm, let me think a moment, so the Coconut Cream Pie inventory is still safe at the cafeteria?"

"Ummmm, yea, now what about the hits?"

"Silly Squirrel, you don't hit coconut cream pie, you eat it, hitting it gets all messy and the servers get all scrunchy faced and such..."

Gary sighs "Why do I try, wonder if that research lab is still looking for Squirrels to experiment on, that has got to be less painful than working here ..."