THE IMP SHOW!!!

[Sinderella]

[Imp]

The Imp Show~

Well, now. We're in the year 2016. When I was a kid, I was told our technology would have advanced much further by this time (or rather 2012, even). I was born in '88 and through the 90's, movies and shows often presented the idea of flying cars to be available; Laptops able to do so much more than being just on your lap... and not always being the 'top'; for movies to be even better and sustain the creativity that many movies and games offered in the 90's; and a solid cure for AIDS!

Well, the situation with cars doesn't concern me anymore; laptops can go suck it since I never liked them; majority of movies are shit and too predictable; and the homosexuals are still stuck with AIDS... but they can die happily diseased with their married and diseased partner! Know what really bothers me, though? That I was promised some years ago that Paul W. S. Anderson's final Resi movie would be out this year. Yeah, 2016. So, happily, I went to look online sometime during the summer of 2015 to double check the info. Well, my dreams were crushed as I saw it was then listed for a 2017 release. I was pissed! I texted my friends and we all cried about it (mentally) and were all anxious as hell to see how the hell Paul W. S. Anderson would get humanity out of this mess. Now that's an epic cliffhanger.

Now, I'm sure some are all "srsly tho? what about Star Wars 7?! That was far more worth the wait."
You know what I say to that? gtfo, my friend. Like what happened years after I lost my virginity, the magic SW franchise was quickly replaced by better experiences with other franchises. SW is a shadow of its former self. It's true, doesn't matter what the box office sales say. The franchise is overrated. Now, if you're the small type that are all "What about Fury Road?" Well, yeah, that was damn epic. As for the person who brings up Jurassic World? You can just go die somewhere.

ANYWAYS! With a new year, comes January and with that comes a new MotM. The MotM for this month? Cfavano~

So, we'll get to that interview shortly. First, let's talk about some neat features on this site. Kicksy was awesome enough to create some new skins for this place. Some skins that really turned out to be damn epic. Thanks for that, now I can enjoy my Hot Naked Lesbians theme that she was nice enough to make for me. Seriously, go look over the skins if you haven't already. They are great!

Spoiler: Now for the Imperview with MotM Cfavano~ 

Q1
You have achieved MotM status! How do you feel about this?

I feel great about it. I've been here forever, and it makes everything I've gone through worth it.

Good to see, then!

Q2
Should MotM members be given any special abilities? Maybe like 'Ban one member of your choosing for the entire month' ability? I'm sure the admins wouldn't mind.

As much fun as that would be, and I already know one or two who would deserve it, I do not think it would be fair, and it would upset the balance of power. True, it would only harm one person directly, but maybe they only have beef with you, and are pretty decent guys to everyone else, and you banning them unbalances a roleplay. Now, allowing them to pick the roleplay of the week, that would work.

Fiiiiine. T____T I'll just blackmail the admins to see my way.
I like the Roleplay of the Week bit.

Q3
As you surely know, some folks truncate your title to the nickname of simple ol' "C-Fav". My question is, if you were ever to make an alternate version of yourself (and name), What kind of alternate versions would there be?
I myself have already thought up some:
The eccentric and gay CFab(ulous)
The epic sniper neatly titled CFar
uhm
Albeit a less creative name: C4, the hardened explosives expert with a bionic arm.
CFlav: The hybrid of you and Flavor Flav.

Well, the C is for Charles, and a few people call me that. If I had a choice, I'd want to be called 'Charlemagne', after the Frankish king, because his name means 'Charles the Magnificent' in french.

Ah, okies. Well, there ya go! I guess mine would be Steve for me. Steve from Long Island.

Q4
You have brought a lot of RPs to this site, can you tell us your most favorite ones and why?

I think my most favorite one was my Broforce one, that I got an award from. But other than that, it's really hard to pick.

Ah, I remember that one. Twas a good time.

Q5
What inspires you to chalk up these stories and your general ideas for characters overall? And go into some detail, please.

Pretty much whatever fiction I come into contact with inspires what I do. I am a firm believer in 'Nihil Sub Sole Novum' which is latin for 'There is Nothing New Under The Sun'. Basically, if something sounds cool or fun or interesting, odds are someone has already done it. So, instead of stressing out to find completely original ideas from scratch, I alter and adapt and generally work off of the work of existing fiction, making enough changes and twists (unless I'm running an rp in an existing universe) to make it my own. But i do usually keep in things I like, and alter/adapt them to fit if possible.

Understandable~

Q6
Let's change things up a bit and learn more about you in other ways. While Cfav can do many things (even better than most), what can Cfav not do? i.e. what are you terrible at? It's okay to be honest! Hell, I'm terrible at befriending Armenians.

English is my only language. Outside of using translation matrices and such, english is all I know. I cannot roleplay someone speaking a different language without help. I also have trouble in low-fantasy and 'realistic' roleplays where you play as a 'normal' person.

If the nemesis of Cfav is reading this, take note.

Q7
Do you know any RPA members in RL?

While he is no longer a member, I am facebook friends with Beta, and I have skyped with Blazing Falcons and Stormwolf, as well as Rogue (Karmz) and Sinderella, as well as Atrum Daemon and Sigismund (He calls himself Earl Grefox now), as well as Greased Lightning.

That'll do!

Q8
So, from what I've read, you work at Burger King?
What is your favorite thing on the menu there... or do you not eat the food, but rather just make it for others to consume?
I love me an Original Chicken Sandwich.

I take 'have it your way' seriously, and I like having plain cheeseburgers on english muffins (with the butter on them). Srsly, try them, they're great. I also like the fries when I dip them in ranch and sweet and sour sauce.

Good ol' BK...

Q9
If you established a cult, do you have any doctrines in mind for folks to adhere to? Can be silly and/or serious.

If I established a cult, I would most likely have it be for the Ruinous Powers of Chaos, from Warhammer 40k/Warhammer Fantasy. While I would specifically champion Chaos Undivided (worshiping all 4 chaos gods as a pantheon), I would manage 4 sub-cults, each devoted to a specific Chaos god (Khorne: God of Blood, Tzeentch: God of ambition/magic/mutation/fate/and so on, Slannesh: God of Debauchery (Called the prince of Pleasure), and Nurgle: Father of rot and decay, the Plague God.)

Note to self: slay Cfav before this happens.

Q10
Is there anything that you feel could spice up RPA a bit more or are you satisfied with everything the site has?

Having an active chat thing would be cool, and perhaps a section that allows more freedom with mature content, allowing writers to basically let their creativity run completely free. Of course, things such as hate and racism would still be banned and restricted, but pretty much everything else (as long as it's okayed by the players) would be free game. This would be hidden behind a wall that requires your account to say you are over 18, and that you must 'confirm' to go there, preventing accidental opening when in an inappropriate place such as work or school.

Excellent! Also, I love the idea that someone randomly enters an adult RP while at school and witnesses some tentacle rape going on or something bizarre and just like vomits everywhere and is rushed out. Then some student goes to look over the puke-ridden screen to find the reason and then word spreads over facebook and that poor RPA member is scarred for life. Kids sneak images of tentacle porn into her locker and when she sees it she just vomits even more. Then it goes on and on to where she has a puke bag and a janitor by her side until she either leaves the school for good or hangs herself... poor kid. THIS IS WHY WE NEED SECURITY FOR THE ADULT RP FORUM WE'LL BE ADDING TO THIS SITE, ADMINS! Gawd! Maybe now they can do something constructive for all members...

Anyways, I'd like to thank Cfav for allowing me to Imperview him. I'd also like to remind everyone else out there that when you ever get into some form of conflict or need help, just ask yourself "What Would Cfav Do?"

Thanks and g'night!

[Kris]

What a cool way to revive this thread It was an epic read!

[Cfavano]

thanks

I tried

[Crazywolf]

Never saw this before. I like the interview with Cf.