Yeah! That’s it! It’s my long lost twin that got stuck in Narnia a few years ago.
Yeah! That’s it! It’s my long lost twin that got stuck in Narnia a few years ago.
Narnia, ay? I’ve heard there’s a dangerous lion in that wardrobe.
It’s actually a stuffed lion so you should definitely check out Narnia. It’s safe.
And the witch? I’ve heard she’s, well, evil.
She’s a sweet old lady that just likes to sometimes cook people up. It’s a seasonal mood, so don’t worry, this isn’t that season.
I don't know... What's the old saying? Don't take candy from strangers, it sounds too good to be true.
*Hoses down couch with bug spray and lays back on it.* No more Ugly Bugs! Gracias!
Poor couch
*sets couch on fire*
*fans the fire*
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