For a couch who has seen its couch friends thrown into something like a woodchipper, eaten by a zombie, and thrown through walls and portals; this is a very relaxed couch.
Do we set it on fire?
For a couch who has seen its couch friends thrown into something like a woodchipper, eaten by a zombie, and thrown through walls and portals; this is a very relaxed couch.
Do we set it on fire?
Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture
*Couch yawns and lays on side*
*scritches the couch's... belly?*
If you spit Moonie out, I'll make pancakes...
Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture
*Couch opens mouth* Waffles!!! *Couch closes mouth*
*notices a couch with a bunch of pillows on it and lays down.*
Another round of bullets hits my skin. Well, fire away
Cause today, I won't let the shame sink in. We are bursting through
the barricades and reaching for the sun.
We Are Warriors
*Couch feels plummed and groans softly and snores*
Waffles are just crunchy pancakes that overslept on their keyboards... But fair, fair.
*shakes head as Angel joins the pile of sleeping people strewn about the couches in the thread and waddles away~*
Waffles for all, I suppose!
Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture
Waffles are pancakes with abs. *Hands over a jar of syrup.*
Another round of bullets hits my skin. Well, fire away
Cause today, I won't let the shame sink in. We are bursting through
the barricades and reaching for the sun.
We Are Warriors
For some reason I just imagine a waffle cone as a flexing, very fit waffle now. What have you done to my brain?
*sets platters of waffles out and sets table*
Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture
*adds a tray of muffins to the table.*
On that note muffins are naked cupcakes.
Another round of bullets hits my skin. Well, fire away
Cause today, I won't let the shame sink in. We are bursting through
the barricades and reaching for the sun.
We Are Warriors
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