Who Can Post Last?

[Alura]

I'm suspicious that that statement did not end in more weapon's fire. Are you about to explode something?

[Highland Sniper]

nope
I'm just sitting here with my machine gun

[Alura]

But you're sitting quietly... Are you hiding cookies down there?

[Highland Sniper]

Ha ha!
. . . nope

but I had a great time in a game recently.
I'm the DM for a pathfinder game.
The party met the employer, got hired, and started on their way to find gold.
They got attacked by a giant scorpion and two were injured with one of them being rendered unconscious.
They managed to make it the rest of the way to a plateau.
They then found a secret tunnel behind a really old steel door. They managed to get it open and made their way to some old ruins.
They explored and ran into some goblins and fought them. They killed 3 to start, then the same guy who got down the last time went down, and 2 others were badly injured. Then the same guy went down... again. Then got back up... again.
Then they all chased down the last goblin which took another 3+ rounds to kill since he was so hard to hit for some reason.


welp, I see no threats, but I keep good watch.
OH WAIT! A ZOMBIE!
*blatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatataatat atatatatatatataatata-*

[Koti~]

*has replaced bullets with marshmallows*

HAha! You have fallen into my traps

[Highland Sniper]

*Proceeds to rapidly fire marshmallow bullets at deadly velocity*

Or did I?!?!

*Blataatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata*

[Koti~]

*noms the marshmallows*

Deliciously deadly~!

[Highland Sniper]

*Blatatatatatatatatatatatatatatat click*

right.
*reloads the gun with real bullets*

I think I got- nope

*Blatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata*

[Koti~]

All the bullets are marshmallows!

[Highland Sniper]

Traveling at lethal velocities