Page 2172 of 2541 FirstFirst ... 2122217021712172217321742222 ... LastLast
Results 21,711 to 21,720 of 25403

Thread: Who Can Post Last?

  1. #21711
    Member
    Alura's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Wherever I land.
    Posts
    1,915
    Mentioned
    32 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    102

    Default

    Hmmmm, and you're absolutely certain that it's the smallest couch in the entire world? That's a lot of eggs. It'll take many geese to obtain so many. You might have to take some duck eggs as well.

    Does it come sold with upholstery choices?

    Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture 

  2. #21712
    The Invisible One
    InfraredHero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Location
    A Castle in the Sky
    Favourite Roleplay Genres
    Superhero; Sci-fi
    Age
    26
    Posts
    2,035
    Mentioned
    69 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    411

    Default

    Trust me, this is the smallest couch in the world. No other couch is nearly as small as this one. Anyone who claims to have a couch of similar or smaller size is lying.

    Duck eggs are most certainly acceptable.

    No upholstery choices. This is a limited edition sale. Best couch in the world. If you want it, you gotta buy it as-is.

  3. #21713
    Member GalaxyKit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2020
    Location
    Here and there..
    Favourite Roleplay Genres
    Fantasy, Realistic, Romance (forbidden & non), Horror (still figuring that genre out), plenty more..
    Posts
    33
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    7

    Default

    ~chuckles, watching the couch transaction between Alura and Infrared~ Decisions..decisions. What will it be then Alura? ~Keeps watching while sipping her usual cup of warm comfort~

  4. #21714
    Member
    Alura's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Wherever I land.
    Posts
    1,915
    Mentioned
    32 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    102

    Default

    I mean, how could I rule a thread entirely filled with couches and not own the smallest one, Kit? I'd be the joke of furniture-based kingdoms the site over, really... And Naming would never let me live it down once her fashion llama out-interior-designed mine.

    Fine, it's a deal, Infrared. But you have to send your peasants and/or merchant-y apprentices to collect the eggs, as the geese tend to hide all around the thread dropping their golden eggs. The duck eggs are just eggs, though, so... Good for breakky, lol.

    I also have spider eggs, but those are not up for trade. Just in case anyone finds them in the hunt, though, I thought it might be good to be aware of...

    Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture 

  5. #21715
    Member GalaxyKit's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2020
    Location
    Here and there..
    Favourite Roleplay Genres
    Fantasy, Realistic, Romance (forbidden & non), Horror (still figuring that genre out), plenty more..
    Posts
    33
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    7

    Default

    Entirely true Alura. So now you rule all even the tiniest couch can not escape your fingertips. ~snickers then offers her a cup of warm comfort to go with her victory~ Cheers!

  6. #21716
    Member
    Alura's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Wherever I land.
    Posts
    1,915
    Mentioned
    32 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    102

    Default

    Ooo, thank~ Slainte! Cheers~ *clink*

    If this is caffeinated, though, you are soon to rue your choices.

    Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture 

  7. #21717
    The Invisible One
    InfraredHero's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2014
    Location
    A Castle in the Sky
    Favourite Roleplay Genres
    Superhero; Sci-fi
    Age
    26
    Posts
    2,035
    Mentioned
    69 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    411

    Default

    Alright, my people will contact your people to finalize the deal and manage the exchange.

    *tosses the small couch to Alura*

    now all i gotta do is sell the other ones i have. easy money.

    COUGH COUGH. Sorry, I had something stuck in my throat. Anyways, it's cool that you now own the worlds smallest couch. And it's the only one in existence.

  8. #21718
    Member
    Alura's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Wherever I land.
    Posts
    1,915
    Mentioned
    32 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    102

    Default

    Yes, isn't it just. *strokes the tiny couch lovingly*

    Blue! J'Von! Dnafein! Where should the tiny couch live?

    Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture 

  9. #21719
    RPA's Resident Zombie
    bluemoon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Location
    Six feet under, but coming to a theater near you
    Favourite Roleplay Genres
    Horror/Apocalyptic
    Posts
    3,542
    Mentioned
    68 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    430

    Default

    Moon enters the room carrying a blow torch.

    Did someone say there are spider eggs about? Must burn down the house!

  10. #21720
    Member
    Alura's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Location
    Wherever I land.
    Posts
    1,915
    Mentioned
    32 Post(s)
    Rep Power
    102

    Default

    We've talked about this, Moonie. Blow torches are only for creme brulee and "Baked Alaska", etc., etc.

    "If it's not patisserie, we like to leave it torch-free."

    Besides, you always end up dancing with the spiders. Now if it were maggots or some such, that would make more sense, no?

    But we're getting away from the important things. Like where we should place the tiniest couch ever!

    Spoiler: Completely Unsolicited, Contextual Praise Definitely not Acquired via Torture 

Page 2172 of 2541 FirstFirst ... 2122217021712172217321742222 ... LastLast

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •