Hmmmm, and you're absolutely certain that it's the smallest couch in the entire world? That's a lot of eggs. It'll take many geese to obtain so many. You might have to take some duck eggs as well.
Does it come sold with upholstery choices?
Hmmmm, and you're absolutely certain that it's the smallest couch in the entire world? That's a lot of eggs. It'll take many geese to obtain so many. You might have to take some duck eggs as well.
Does it come sold with upholstery choices?
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Trust me, this is the smallest couch in the world. No other couch is nearly as small as this one. Anyone who claims to have a couch of similar or smaller size is lying.
Duck eggs are most certainly acceptable.
No upholstery choices. This is a limited edition sale. Best couch in the world. If you want it, you gotta buy it as-is.
~chuckles, watching the couch transaction between Alura and Infrared~ Decisions..decisions. What will it be then Alura? ~Keeps watching while sipping her usual cup of warm comfort~
I mean, how could I rule a thread entirely filled with couches and not own the smallest one, Kit? I'd be the joke of furniture-based kingdoms the site over, really... And Naming would never let me live it down once her fashion llama out-interior-designed mine.
Fine, it's a deal, Infrared. But you have to send your peasants and/or merchant-y apprentices to collect the eggs, as the geese tend to hide all around the thread dropping their golden eggs. The duck eggs are just eggs, though, so... Good for breakky, lol.
I also have spider eggs, but those are not up for trade. Just in case anyone finds them in the hunt, though, I thought it might be good to be aware of...
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Entirely true Alura. So now you rule all even the tiniest couch can not escape your fingertips. ~snickers then offers her a cup of warm comfort to go with her victory~ Cheers!
Ooo, thank~ Slainte! Cheers~ *clink*
If this is caffeinated, though, you are soon to rue your choices.
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Alright, my people will contact your people to finalize the deal and manage the exchange.
*tosses the small couch to Alura*
now all i gotta do is sell the other ones i have. easy money.
COUGH COUGH. Sorry, I had something stuck in my throat. Anyways, it's cool that you now own the worlds smallest couch. And it's the only one in existence.
Yes, isn't it just. *strokes the tiny couch lovingly*
Blue! J'Von! Dnafein! Where should the tiny couch live?
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Moon enters the room carrying a blow torch.
Did someone say there are spider eggs about? Must burn down the house!
We've talked about this, Moonie. Blow torches are only for creme brulee and "Baked Alaska", etc., etc.
"If it's not patisserie, we like to leave it torch-free."
Besides, you always end up dancing with the spiders. Now if it were maggots or some such, that would make more sense, no?
But we're getting away from the important things. Like where we should place the tiniest couch ever!
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